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Yes we are scarce naw

fuckshit:
fυςk that shιτ; what more? tell the bitςh your fυςking mind;

and the dude wouldn't fvcking want his fvcking ego to be fvcking bruised

STFUareyouGod:
08945842578946 girls only

ifa hear

freshRaymond:
Married pple don't type "fwend"? .. Hmmm,dats new

nope they don't, only teenagers does that

Op i percieve that's the said girl

fuckshit:
fυςking right; straight to the fυςking point;

and the fvcking biatch will not allow the dude to fvcking fvck her cos she wouldn't wanna fvcking appear cheap

I disconcur with them both

fuckshit:
bloody fυςk!!!
guy; just fυςking ask her; “ how far; which day we go fυςk? ” you don't need to fυςking woo her that much; since you're already fυςking close; fυςking call her be name; Hauwa, Bisi, Uduak; fυςking look straight into her fυςking eyes; and fυςking tell her; i would love to fυςk you; make fυςking hot love to you; how far my sexy; which dey we go fυςk?

when fυςking saying this; don't appear too fυςking serious; but fυςking let your words drive home your fυςking point;

and this will be fvcking too blunt

Find out if she's dating already cos for me, the reason she gave ain't convincing enough.

See this one, ordinary belle wey you carry nain you dey lament like this, she even said she cnt fix her life back even in the next 20years...then what can you say abt the genevives of this world who had a baby @ a very tender age outa wedluck and still made it in life??...you berra learn from them, that's one thing that has kept majority of the youths of this generation stagnant...lack of self motivation especially when they are faced with challenges.

Mutuwa:
In some cases,when one deserts sex,for a while,it occurs.
This is my own personal experience.

same too, virgins experience this shit alot ....sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and find out that your boxer is wet, ofcourse not with urine...so embarrasing.

Move on asap

Hmmm

Wonders shall never end on nairaland....surprises keeps springing up every now and then, just when i thought i 've seen it all...so, you just wanna bare children without a man to father them??, shey you know the name children with no father are called...also, you aware that this is africa?, and a highly religious part called nigeria?...and i hope you can bear the consequences that will follow later?

ZeeAfrica:
My boyfriend's brother and myself have been friends for a long time before i met my bf. Nw i started dating my bf a few weeks back. The brother ddnt knw, and de moment he found out, he warned his brother so much against me. He keeps saying dat he can date other girls bt not me. I was suprised to hear dis, coz dis is someone i used to cry on his shoulders wen m sad, n i wud also share happiness wen things r good for me. Wen i asked my bf for de reason his brother gave, he said he does nt knw, den said his brother said dat i like having too many boyfriends, of which m suprised his brother wud say dat, coz as much as i always date, i never date more dan 1 person at de same time. Dis brother started stayin away frm me ever since he found out abt me n his bro dating. My bf keeps asking me if i have ever had an affair wit his brother n i keep on telling him dat all he has ever been to me was just a friend and nothing more. Why wud dis brother do dis to me, ruin de one relationship wer i truely found happiness? Why is he doing dis to me? Does he want de best for his brother so he feels m bad or wat? Guys plz wats yo take on dis?

your boifrend's brother has been having a silent crush on you unnoticed to you...plus, he was never happy that you put him in the friendzone

xolocious:
it's actually true that I'm not yet ready.
but my heart yearns for it and I'm been swallowed up by boredom and loneliness.
how do I overcome this

plus, i think your problem is psychological,,,,boredom and loneliness is a thing of the mind....you can be surrounded by people and still be lonely, you can be in a relationship and still be lonely...meanwhile, you can be single and still be happy and fulfilled, like i said, it's dependent on your mindset and the way you condition your heart.

Which advice do you need when you have already stated that you are not ready for any relationship hurdle....sorry to burst your bubbles, relationship is meant for mature minds.

Two decades and plus now..

Sijo01:
Mstcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. See as I rush click the thread.

is that you on ur display pix??

ladyF:
lol your friend can lie ehnn.

Word on the street is that the more you touch it, the bigger it gets, I don't know how true it is o, na wetin I hear be that. So your friends excuse doesn't hold water.

guess naso your own dey do, speaking from experience i guess

He\she is fat

osesology:
Wha-wha-what do-do you me-mean @op, huh? wha-what ru-ru-rubbish is th-th-this this sun-sun-sun-sunday mor-morning? abi u dey cra-cra-cra...mtcheeew infact ge-ge-ge-gerarrahia mehn!

you dey mad o

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]..Between more intelligence , better looks or more fame[/color]

[color=#FE0070]..which do you want more of and why?[/color]

i'd go for intelligence cos with time it 'll beget riches and firm, inshort intelligence makes you look beautiful...a case study was agbani darego, if na fine alone she for no even see first 8...remember her in 2005??, then i just finished my sec school...that girl was intelligence personified, and ofcourse you know intelligence is what will take you there, but character will sustain you there...so, the dous go in paripasu and longitudinal.

Sighs outa thread...mtcheeews

freshRaymond:
**smiles** my wife is the kinda lady I wud call every mans dream wife,she's d perfect description of "perfect" lolz.
Ok,sum of yu guys dat knw me frm ma previous threads,I love ma wife so much nd God blessed us wif a beautiful daughter last month.
Now it happened dat ma wife doesn't really like d way I spend tym wif ma fwnds,sumtyms she calls me wen a wif dem as asks me "babe,isn't it tym to come home?" ,so last month was our aniversary and I promised her I would spoil her silly wen I get home because I travelled to lagos for an important business meeting,she was very happy and excited but wen I came back dat sunday,my fwnd from work was wit me because he wanted to see our new born baby,after his stay at ma place,he asked me to please drop him off at his place which i did and I also kinda spent alil time there.
So when I got back home,my wife's face wasn't bright atall,so I asked her what the prblm was, b4 she could say anytin, tears was already in her eyes... She said dat I promised her a lot of things on dis special day,yet am out wif ma fwnd,forgettin abt her,I was shocked @ that statement,so I apologised and asked her to wipe her tears and go dressup, she did and I took her to a very calm place where we had a lot of tym to talk,gist,eat and had a slow dance, it was fun. So ma questn nw is... Why do our ladies do dis??, do I have to ditch ma fwnds nw??

minimize the way you hang out with your friends, from the way you sound it seems you hang out alot...you are married for crying out loud, and stop typing friend as "fwend" cos you are married now.

Skynet247:
just started my ND1 IN BUSINESS ADMIN AND MANAGEMENT... any nice lady in nass state poly lafia who dnt mind a new frnd... just bored smtimes... 08177070489

dnt you yhave girls in your department, na even women department sef...btw, you just entered school the next thing is for you to start chasing girls huh...the carry over wey dey wait for you dey dance ajasco,,,you berra face your study o, poly nobi uni wey you get the whole time, you have just two years approximately to get your desired cgpa or you are waffed or repeated, face your book dude.

...also, stop bringing everything you do with your wife on nairaland, sincerely, this one wasn't necessary cos i know you know what to do.

SUPERPACK:
i think christianity should revert to the use of the old testament because the new testament have given people soft landing for their sins. Time has come for us to start using::
1. an eye for an eye.
2. kill and be killed
3. curse God and die
4. Commit adultery or fornication and face the music.
.
extreme time require extreme measures.

in the old testament, there was nothing like grace, it was sin and be stoned to death but jesus came and introduced grace, but unfortunately some christians are taking it for granted...if we were to live by the law of a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, i bet you woulda died long a go, so, God knows what He was doing...

Since it's a chelshit fan i'm not surprised

SweetTee:
So, the point of this thread is.........?

that the igbos in general are money mongers, what else??

Nope, this is not coming from Mrcock...maybe some one just gotta wake me up from this dream