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Politics › Re: Zanfara Emir Escapes Kidnap But Lost 8 People by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:20am On Dec 21, 2020
Fake news
The north is pissful
This is just a few pockets of violence on soft attack.
Bandits and terrorists are completely neutralized
Romance › Re: Share Noods... I'm Bored by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2020
Let me park here first

Crime › Re: Missing Lady In Enugu Found Dead With Stab Wounds & Her Pubic Hair Shaved Off by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:13pm On Dec 20, 2020
Too bad
Politics › Re: Ebonyi State Government Holds Thanksgiving Service (photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:59pm On Dec 20, 2020
Ebonyi cannot produce Igbo president
Mbanu
Education › Re: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:26pm On Dec 20, 2020
We warned them to stop using Amala and ewedu for school children,they refused.
Same mistake Awo made with his free education policy that produced today's zombies all littered on nairaland
Jokes Etc › Re: And She Finally Introduces You To Her Family (Funny Memes) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:46pm On Dec 20, 2020
I can relate though
Romance › Re: Celebrate Small Wins, Check Out My Latest Acquisition (pics). by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2020
Lol
Phones › Re: NIN: Telecom Workers Reject 2 Weeks Deadline For Subscribers by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:56pm On Dec 20, 2020
The day I declared myself nationless was the day I found peace.
I'm only living in Nigeria and I know it's my responsibility to protect myself and my family
Christianity Etc › Opinion: Seun Should A Section For Traditional /other Religion Worshippers by Firstorderwizard(op): 8:39am On Dec 20, 2020
African traditional religion and other beliefs should be accommodated in this great forum
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Role Of Santa Claus In Christianity And Christmas? by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:35am On Dec 20, 2020
Seun should create a section for traditional worshippers
Politics › Re: Pantami Orders Probe Of Payment For Digital Identity Number by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2020
Lol
Romance › Re: She Want Us To Have Time Table For Sex. I'm Fade Up. by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:09pm On Dec 19, 2020
IDERAWOLE:
Sometimes you read interesting stories here.

All I can say is that you've put your marital life on gear 4 approaching a valley, who will deliver you?

It's almost impossible advising people like you, who must test and taste what will eventually be yours while it's still on the way. Poor you!

Continue with your sex before marriage philosophy, it's useless advising you against it, you'll never understand what you're missing, even right now that you're not married.

Sex makes no meaning to ladies if all you want is their body and not their heart, you can't understand that statement.

That lady has lost all the excitement in sex and what you are doing is just wasting your sperm.

It is very clear like most ladies in the shoe of that lady that she'll look for another man even when she's in your house. You've destroyed her love for sex with your ignorance.

For you, after 3yrs of marriage, you'll look for new lady to explore again. You've almost ruined your sex life without knowing. Unfortunately, you can't stop except you get help. The only person that can help you is the oga of all spirits which is the Holy Spirit.

Without knowing Jesus, forget it you can't get the Holy Spirit.

It is the Holy Spirit that can reprogram you back to factory settings.

I pray you take this path back to sexual enjoyment in marriage.

However, the choice is always yours.
After the long epistle, you ended up saying nothing
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: (2020) Where Do Wet Coochies Go? by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2020
Coded redpill nuggets of wisdom can only be decoded by redpilled men
Business › Re: Central Bank Of Nigeria New Directive On Money Transferred To Nigeria by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:08pm On Dec 19, 2020
Bitcoin any day any time
Politics › Re: Frank Kokori: How A Powerful Mafia Runs Nigeria – APC Chieftain by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:44pm On Dec 19, 2020
Old news
Romance › Re: I'm Confused Should I Still Continue With This Relationship by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:27pm On Dec 19, 2020
Op don't allow this rare opportunity to pass you by. Pim'p that girl and build up your account from the dollars that will flow. Then buy a house and marry a fresh virgin
Romance › Re: MIKE'S ROMANCE TRUTHS - 22 Things To Know About Women by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:42am On Dec 19, 2020
No matter how long, women never forget a mind blowing sex.
Talking from experience
Education › Re: Covenant Polytechnic Student Dies In Accident After Graduation (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2020
helineus:
Omo she get better hips oh.
Chai r.i.p
Make sure this thing no follow you enter next year
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Gifts His Manager, Casper, A Brand New Car On His Birthday by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: Obiano Dethrones 3 Traditional Rulers, Reinstates 5 Others by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2020
Ok
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: (2020) How Age Gaps Kill Women. by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:46pm On Dec 18, 2020
This write up is too intellectual for some mofos above me
Politics › Re: Matawalle To APC: Under Your Party, Banditry Ravaged Zamfara by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:33pm On Dec 18, 2020
Fake news
Zamfara is pissful under APC
Matawalle is an ipob masquerading as Zamfrarian
Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets Kankara Schoolboys by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2020
Lol
Romance › Re: Top 10 Public Alpha Figures In Nigeria, The Red Pill by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:36pm On Dec 18, 2020
Mystiquefia:
The class of women he's attracted to is one thing.
He doesn't commit to any of those pretty women... 2
He doesn't hesitate to kick them out of his life when they become over bearing 3
He doesn't believe in UNICORNS AND doesn't tolerate bullshit even though he's himself uncommitted to anyone.
Rumor has it that Bianca ojukwu had series of abortion for him before she met her SIMP who wifed her
He's alpha to me... Because he knows women are attracted to his SMV and he's using it to his advantage without breaking frame.
You are calling Ojukwu a simp?
You are senseless
Romance › Re: Is There Any Danger In Dating Or Marrying A Single Mum by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:04pm On Dec 18, 2020
Another simp has fallen
Politics › Re: US Wants WTO DG Race Reopened — Suggests Okonjo-iweala Lacks Experience by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:36pm On Dec 18, 2020
WTO should wait, Trump have only few weeks to leave
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot A Man In His Face In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:43pm On Dec 17, 2020
BigBabyJesus:
Anambra, Abia and Imo criminals are behind nearly all criminal activities in Rivers.
E remain small you for get sense
Politics › Re: New Dimension Of Journalists Hangout On TVC by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:29pm On Dec 17, 2020
Real zombiesm is when you think Buhari will hand over power to a Southerner
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2020 Winners (Updates) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2020
Dullardest striker of the year
Buhadinho
Politics › Re: A North-West Governor Is Sponsoring Banditry In The Zone - APC by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:35pm On Dec 17, 2020
Fake news
All Northwest governor's have defected to APGA
Romance › Re: My First Experience Getting My Ex Pregnant. by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:35pm On Dec 17, 2020
Wahala be like prick
Romance › Re: Top 10 Public Alpha Figures In Nigeria, The Red Pill by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:09pm On Dec 17, 2020
Pete is a real red pill figure

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