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Romance › Re: Moment Gay Cow Was Seen Trying To Rape A Man On The Road Side(video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2020
E get wetin the cow perceived for that nyash
If you know you know
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike 35th Birthday Party (Photos, Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:32pm On Nov 14, 2020
E remain small make this thread get Vaseline value
Say aii if you zoomed the group of breasts
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Most Businesses Looted & Destroyed In Lagos Were Owned By Igbos – Army by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:16pm On Nov 14, 2020
It is on record that no Yoruba owned business in Igboland was touched
Foreign Affairs › Re: Azerbaijan Just Reclaimed There Land Lessons Learnt by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:14pm On Nov 14, 2020
We can reclaim bakassi
Nairaland General › Re: Only Daughter Dies In An Accident In Anambra, Friends Mourn (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:06pm On Nov 14, 2020
galantjoe:
Wasted beauty
Worst part is that she may die virgin. Vanity upon vanity. Enjoy life when there is life.
Such is irony of life.

Nke onye riri ka oji ana mmuo.

Rest in peace, Beauty
Wetin concern virginity with this thread ?
Someone borrow me one e-slap
Nairaland General › Re: Only Daughter Dies In An Accident In Anambra, Friends Mourn (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
RIP
In your next world, avoid Nigeria lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Husband Who Fought With Man That Slept With His Wife Beaten To Stupor by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2020
I'm ashamed of this p** men
The last thing I will do is to fight my fellow man because of vagina people matter. Even my ancestors will disown me undecided
Travel › Re: Latest Update On Anambra International Airport by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
OP how far about land for sale within the environ. Any guide ?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Walks In To Surprise His Fan At Beat FM (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:21pm On Nov 14, 2020
OgaTheTop2:
Walk into your room to do what? cheesy
To surprise me nah
Politics › Re: Gov Hope Uzodimma Beat Up And Detained A Lawmaker In Imo State.(pictures). by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
Supleme court govonor Hope Tanko Uzodimma on the beat
Politics › Re: Obaseki Re-Appoints Osarodion Ogie SSG. Other Appointments Deferred To Next Year by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:56pm On Nov 14, 2020
Politics sweet oo
Celebrities › Re: Davido Walks In To Surprise His Fan At Beat FM (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:27pm On Nov 14, 2020
I tap into this blessing
One day my female celebrity crush will walk into my room unnanounced undecided
Health › Re: African Countries Praised For Handling Coronavirus Really Well by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:26am On Nov 14, 2020
Imagine when corona enter hungry and angry African man body, no be person go tellam undecided
Even mosquito dey catch malaria for here after sucking blood
Africa no be Yankee
Politics › Re: We Are Ready For Next Protest – Nnamdi Kanu List Criteria To Join by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2020
Let them wait first until I collect my Papua New Guinea visa undecided
Politics › Re: Chiji Collins Impeached As Speaker Of Imo Assembly, Replaced With Paul Emeziem by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:06pm On Nov 13, 2020
Nonsense state led by Abuja governor.
Abeg how can I apply for change of state huh
Politics › Re: Kogi State Bread Levy/Tax by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:26pm On Nov 12, 2020
grin grin
Politics › Re: Is This The Most Backward Governor In Nigeria? PHOTO! by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2020
Supreme Court Imo Governor is number 1 but let's pardon him because he's on first term undecided
Politics › Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki's ADC Collapses At His Swearing-in Ceremony For 2nd Term by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:25pm On Nov 12, 2020
AMDEPRESSED:
What's the meaning of ADC?
All Depressed Committe
Politics › Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki's ADC Collapses At His Swearing-in Ceremony For 2nd Term by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2020
That shit can happen to anybody oo
I once collapsed during NYSC parade despite my six packs sadly in the presence of Fatima my crush that year undecided
Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend For Being Too Nice (Photo) by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:14pm On Nov 12, 2020
SamJed:
Na wa o. If you are abusive...problem, oya you come quiet...another problem, if you be player....big issue, now even ordinary nice wey person nice...na wahala

What do these ladies really want huh huh huh
Don't take them serious at all
Infact the moment a girl agrees to date me, I start plotting my exit graph immediately no matter how serious and genuine she looks undecided
Romance › Re: Post is deleted by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:54am On Nov 11, 2020
Another simp has fallen undecided

It will end in premium tears lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: With The Budget Of 1.5M Naira Which Country Would You Advise? by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:11pm On Nov 10, 2020
Let her try Lithuania or Malta
Crime › Re: Robbers Invade Six Churches In Osogbo, Cart Away Millions Of Naira Property by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:32am On Nov 10, 2020
Na dem
Celebrities › Re: Another Young Queen Leaves Ageing Alaafin Of Oyo…see What She’s Doing In Lagos by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:19am On Nov 10, 2020
Chop and die pussy
I cover my prick with the blood of Ibekwe
Politics › Re: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:31pm On Nov 09, 2020
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Seems Nigeria has the highest concentration of idiots per square kilometer.
The concentration is highest among brown roof dwellers undecided
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:39pm On Nov 09, 2020
Baba God pick up this phone nah, I don dey call you teytey undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biography, Net Worth Of Kamala Harris, The US Vice President-Elect by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:42pm On Nov 07, 2020
9jayes:
This woman lives near my compound then b4 I left US, she's very nice.

We design all kinds of websites

-School
-Business
-Company
-Ecommerce
It's true bro. She used to fry akara infront of batcher estate that year undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Becomes First Woman V.P In The U.S by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:52pm On Nov 07, 2020
First female US VP - Igbo inlaw
First female WTO director - Igbo daughter

Ok kontunu

Don't quote me I have ear problem undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Wins US Presidential Election 2020 by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2020
ogbonti:
congratulations China, Biden will close his eyes and let China take over Africa - China the new colonial masters of Africa - Buhari can never repay the debts and China will mount their red flag over Aso Rock!!!!!


Congratulations to the wired who lies against Trump - welcome to a new world with North Korea breathing down on the nuke buttons



China owns America now, full stop because America lost the trade war to China - China used their leftist proxies to create the Covid hysteria and stupid Americans forgot all the prosperity they enjoyed for 3 years plus - hmmm by thus time next year 2021 - America will experience what Nigeria experienced voting out GEJ in 2015


welcome IRAN and ISIS - hmmmm I dey laff
Boss I go happy if China colonize us oooo
Don't ask me why undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Happens If Trump Refuses To Leave Office by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:09am On Nov 07, 2020
Trump will now become Biafran envoy to the US undecided

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