₦airaland Forum

odduduwa:
it won't stick , tinubu will be removed

Na ur papa wan remove am

Anigreat:



Messi knack Honduras 2, while the self acclaimed goat fraudnaldo was ghosted in Czech republic match, the only way he could be noticed was to sustained injury.

Get well soon Pendu, I am sorry you bleed. This one is nosestrual flow not menstrual flow.

Cry

motivational speaker isonu leleyi oooo

NewDelhi:
So you're trying to say there are some Igbo men capable of building multiple super refineries like dangote? Lol those guys you think are worth billions are only worth millions. Kid, do you know the kinda business you gotta have to be worth even a billion dollars?

guy na wa for u ooo... no dey shalaye cos dem go still dey argue stupid arguments.. imagine the nonsense talk... people that they cant have an apartment in lekki, not to talk of banana island...

sunshineV:
3110c and 6300 na bastard aje

omo that 6300 na mad phone oo.. anytime i plug the werey to my desktop na shock e dey always shock me.. because the whole body na iron ��

Imhooded:
Lasmocol

u sabi am... u be my neighbour shaaa


team oriwu

BigWiz dey for everybody ���

Kiezodumah:
Even Jesus died.

na u kill am abi?? ode

iro poo

LadyTiannah2:
Jeez

The speed at which the neighbors found the bodies seems suspicious to me. They died on Friday night and their bodies were found on Saturday morning. Wasn't even the smell that attracted them, they just felt the need to peep into their house. What if they were poisoned and the person(s) responsible came the following day to check if they're still alive...

my thought exactly

Top radio oooo been listening to it since the time of tosyn bucknor..

nwamaikpe for me ooo and that weed and pvssy banger slawomiir

NwaAmaikpe:



Just like it is with women.
If these policemen want to go, the IGP should let them go. "Never beg who doesn't want to be with you to be with you."

Agbamuche learnt the hard way that when a woman tells you that she is fed up; you should neither try to beg, coerce, blackmail or cajole her to stay back when he found out that the pastor whom he begged to counsel her on the importance and sanctity of marriage was the father of their 3rd child.

The IGP should not be scared.
The truth is that; even if all these policemen choose to retire today, there are many of us who are willing to pick up their batons and guns and replace them at those checkpoints collecting every 50 naira bribe with the truest diligence.

king nwaaikpe is back ���

u cant handle shit!!!

Zeezxo:
He do sometimes but I think he is the most influential person on Nairaland.

most influential keh where nwaamaikpe dey

NwaAmaikpe:



It is no secret.
Just like he did with the emotions of the females who really cared, he also toyed with the intelligence of his music partners.
Major reason Burna Boy turned down the offer to join DKM/DB records.

Dapo was not fair to Bankulli.
He wasn't appreciative of Michael.
He wasn't even fair to Cassper,
.... not only did he bite this finger that fed him, he also chewed the scrotum that birthed him.

Sad that Don Jazzy did not notice the treachery in him quick enough.
Kanye did, Big Sean did too. But they were smarter.
They ensured he had burnt all of his bridges, altered his style for them before they tossed him into the sea of oblivion.

A sea he would have perpetually remained in until the pity from his son's death and subsequent fraternity with Tuface Idibia brought him some little recognition once again.

Life's greatest moral remains;
"No matter where you go to, remember the road that will bring you home and who took you there."
D'Banj doesn't know this, but I do.
And that's why somehow I always find a way to come home to Nairaland.

boss u are back... welcome i dn miss u die

Natoski5:
Osibaja .. Nigerian dumpest vp

seems u nt during Jonathan's regime.. his vp is the most clueless in the whole world

interesting

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Nwaamaikpe my nigga.. you no dey fall my hand atall aswear.. ���� i stan bro

IamSoProlific:
Are you sure you're not Reno omokri, or his brother? You sound pretty much like him.

Nice one

I'm suspecting the acct i swear... more like reno

Uyi168:
Any #200 for 1/1.2/1.5gb data plan for any network

dont mind those spewing trash up dere.. actually, etisalat is offering such but it will last for 3days md it just 1gb

justice12000:
Most foolish fans think that these people have money. They don't. All these fight you see for millions are just promotion cost, after deductions from promotors, they barely get 10%. On top of that they pay 30% in federal taxes and another 15% in state taxes. Money don finish be that nah! Mayweather is just a tool used to deceive idiots...always flashing money. In his account, he probably nothing more than $2 million.

what is this one vomiting from mouth...

DerideGull:
Agboro! Agboro!! Agboro!!! Afonja and Agboro are like 5 and 6.

what is this one sayin sef

zaragal:
Infinix Hot 6XPro for sale
32/3Gig ram
Very clean
For swap with infinix note 4 or techno pouvoir 2 swapping conditions
Your phone must be evidently neat with receipt not more than a year old witjout any fault.
Selling price 45k
Location: lagos
Tel: 08084288195

Samsung A3 (2017) for sale
Comes with a 2/16gig ram
13mp camera
Very sleek design
4.7"
Price: 35k
Google other specs online

Both phones are less than 3 months used. Very new and neat, 100% working perfectly... Just buy and use

what about swapping with infinix hot6 pro?? nd where do u stay?

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IF IS NOT BABA NLA THEN YOUR LIST IS INCONCLUSIVE!!!

nwaamaikpe for president!!

NwaAmaikpe:



Much ado about nothing.

What is the fuss about? Are herbalists also on strike?
It's about time Nigerians toss their eurocentric inclinations.

A smart family will rather be grateful that the strike availed them the rare opportunity to have their already incurred medical bills written off.

tighten ur seat belt guys!! Nwaamaikpe is back.

so psquare are gulder or guinness abi. ur legend dat chicken out during ordinary protest!

Impossicant bro.. dnt stress urself

in j.martin's voice; who God has blessed no man can curse