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Good to know because i suffer from ophiophobia.

Good to know because i have a serious case of ophiophobia.

dee02:
Guys like this cant do jaack shaait in the bedroom!

I have a theory that flavour is probably a closeted homosexual.

priceaction:
Lol so you that replied me gain data?

I have unlimited data.

JesusmyGod1:
rubbish just a little gesture u are showing the world

And that is not even the worst part. He "picked" him of the streets to "help" him without doing any kind of background check. Do you realize how dangerous that is?

priceaction:
After using vibr..ators,dil.do ,sexxx toys and cucumbers to damage her organ she is now looking for someone to wake it up. Oni ranu osi. Can you see that money cannot buy happiness and common sense? And this is a daughter of a former governor ooo. Useless thing forming milf.
Even if flavor see you dancing nakked, he will just buy dark Google to protect his eyes. He doesn't go for low IQ, old mama with elastic and damaged puxxxxy like you. I know you are member of NL, how I wish you read my comments because I know you are very disgusting. Anty Agbaya

You do realize that she only said what she said just so you can click on Seun thread which in turn would get a few others to click on hers right? She and Seun will win while you've wasted data.

You don't have to know anyone to get a good job. Nigerians generally don't know how to look for one. Worse still, most people don't have the mental acumen to express themselves logically. For instance, all you need do is go through numerous posts on Nairaland and you will be shocked at the verbiage and lack of thought in what most members say. And these are the same people that will be "hoping to God" for a good job. Yeah right. Like that's going to happen.

Smellymouth:
Na only abroad una fit dey flaunt military outfits..

Anty mi, abeg come Lagos with this your outfit..

E get one boy when still dey do frog jump simply because he hold Army handkerchief..

How is what she's wearing a military outfit? It is a camouflaged design. Big difference. Abi which military get that design or dress like that?

Youngpo413:
a fool will always claim to be right, the truth is that you are not smart at all, only senseless rants, no sane human being will like to learn from a fool like you.

It is simple for a m.or on to disagree with. Pick a quote out of any of my comments you have claimed makes no sense. Even your moronic brain will be shocked that you won't find any.

Youngpo413:
you are the stupid nairalander, just go through your post and see how people are treating you, you are so myopic, a looser and will continue to be so, useless church rat feeling funky.

Smh. I am glad you went and are going through my posts. I am glad you want to advance yourself in life and have taken my recomendation to start reading my comments. Good job. Now, remember what i said about you and a lot of mentally challenged nairalanders who exist on this forum? There is no way a normal person can exist with an abnormal one. Now, i want you to quote any of my post where i was not making sense? You will never find one. I guarantee it. What you will find is me putting down id.iots like you who say things like all women are whor.es. Sorry, i am always going to have issues with moronic people like you.

sarrki:
Who take her serious

She ruined our economy

Lai Lai she can't be our president

May be somewhere not naija

This is the danger in a country like Nigeria. There are too many ignorant and uninformed Nigerians running around. How anyone in their right senses can say what you just said is just mind boggling to say the least. It is good that you all don't understand her value. The people that do are benefiting from her. And they are not Nigerians. Thank goodness. FYI, the reason no normal person can function in Nigeria is because Nigerians are not normal. Which normal person will be effective in an unbelievably corrupt society like Nigeria? It is just not possible.

Youngpo413:
you are indeed a looser, you don't have anything to say anymore,, you will never forget me in a haste.

This guy, you too mumu i swear. Dem born you s.tupid or did you have to get surgery? You be like somebody wey dem de slap and e still de get mouth de talk say, "if i catch you, i go wound you". Meanwhile e still de collect slap. It is so easy for you to be st.upid i swear. You need to get paid for it. Another thing, are physically disabled? I just notice am sha. Why your shoulders de uneven?

adefizzy:
Mr professor, so you have concluded in your myopic mind that you are wiser than those that didn't go school? As a matter of fact, if you are so concerned about the well being of people, give all your monthly income to the needy every month.

Poverty is a terrible disease. It is just a matter of time.

adefizzy:
What has the crash got to do with your life?

Plenty. It is just like asking how does the fatal accident of another person affect you. It does because you have to look critically at the event and since you are a motorist, it could happen to you one day. In this case, it is the economy. MMM affects the economy one way or the other. For some reason you all go to school but don't learn anything. It is like you all went there to fill out an attendance sheet. I wonder what kind of people you guys are. You only think of your stomach and how to justify filling it. Whatever means you use to chieve that does not matter. What a people. Smh

ifeanyija:
can a poor man witout money invest in mmm?

It depends on what your definition of poor is. What is considered poor in a normal society is not so in Nigeria.

MykOnyxo:
MMM- doing what Nigeria banks cannot do.. una come dey predict its crashing... God no gree for una on this.. because he no say I never call for help and I done provide help

Predict? Guy, it's just a matter of time before it happens. Poverty has completely clouded and over run the way people think in Nigeria and it's a damn shame. Smh.

ipledge10:
until now I never know people can die like that, sliding tackle killed this guy while some people survive Earthquakes. Rip

I don't know which is more ridiculous; Your mentality or your logic.

MidasTouche01:
*APC 1:1-16*

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 16....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.

2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.

3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.

4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
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5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.

6. Buhari was two-score and twelve years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and yorubites began murmuring against the President.

Una go suffer die. You are talking as if buhari came and destroyed a great country. Nigeria has always been crap and will always be crap until you all change the way you think. You guys have not seen anything yet. You think it's bad now, just wait until 2019 when another useless person is president. (One i.diot is already campaigning for atiku2019). How do i know that another useless person will be president? Because the citizenry where they will pick from is bad. Bad citizens = bad leaders = bad country. You can't have bad people and expect a good leader to come from them. It is factually impossible.

princeakins:
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Dapper? Seriously? Not hating but the wowo die.

Flashh:
Tipper drivers heads are always upside down. When you see them, just try as much as possible to stay far away from them.

I wish she can get her life back; but she's gone.

It is not the tipper drivers than are abnormal. It is the Nigerian society, it's system and it's citizens that are abnormal. I have never seen a system where underage children roam the streets at will or where more than half a country's citizen don't know how to operate a POV. Nigeria is perhaps the most phucked up country on earth.

Youngpo413:
I will make sure that when next you see my moniker you will surely run for cover, you won't forget me in a haste.
I really don't blame you cos you are such a looser, I see how people are treating you around here, you surely deserves it.... Foolish boy.

You don chop today? You obviously sound hungry. Send me your info. I think i can help you? I hope say mosquito no bite you die for night?

Youngpo413:
you just described your state right now, I don't blame you, foolish thing, u think you are tough, but I have shown you that man pass man, useless thing, you will never ever forget me, and will continue to cringe when you see me here... Copy and paste graduate.

What's up mo.ron? have you eaten today? How can i make your life better? All you need is ask. Meanwhile change that phucking profile. It is an embarrassment.

egobetatoday:
'You could be a brick layer and be very very comfortable. It all depends on your ambition level'. If living at that 'ambition level' is what u call comfortable we obviously are at two different ends of a pole. Now I understand why u think $1000 is much money and even bragging about it. U can live with just the basic necessities just to sustain life. who cares? Im a typical naija and u know we dont buy that idea.

'If you are well traveled as you say, i would not have to explain all this to you'. You took ur time to write all these because you think everyone is at your level of reasoning plus every nigerian likes to escape to foreign lands . Get off my mention! No wonder you earn $1000 from ur miserable job. I'm glad I pulled you out into the open for all to see. Next time you'll be more carefull on the lies you spill online. Get to work lazy ass! Pple who spend their money on Owambe dont use half the energy u use in your 'secret clearance job'. Those are people with cash who you arbor so much cos u cant be like them. U cant even feed well because u earn so little. And u'll take forever to save to build a house in Ghana obviously. Babbling and babling is all u know to do. For your info, I'm in Nigeria now and I'm glad I am. I will fly in the company of my family any time we desire and to any destination. US conquered! Not like you who cant have enough to live on let alone fly into nigeria at will. In case u dont know, there are several pple on NL who are living in the States. Several others go for hols and come back at will. So next time dont try to lie to us that you can become anything you will just by dreaming. How many pple search for scholarships over there to no avail? You must have really suffered in nigeria. No wonder you think US is heaven. Try and move out of this 'hell hole' nigeria so that you can be cured of your myopic views about life and ur low self esteem. The funny thing is I cant be as comfortable n free as I am in nigeria anywhere else. I cant bear to hear announcements on air about an armed person on the loose who everyone has to stay indoors for. Neither will I bring up my children amongst a pple with low morals. Yes, its a good reason to visit only.
One last eye opening question for you- How many pple can US army take if every American has to take that path just to 'become what they dream to be'? Us military has become the fastest route and safe havens for pple like u whose highest ambition in life is to leave nigeria and get accepted in another man's land. Just because they lack self worth and cant make it in nigeria. I know several nigerians over there who took that part just to 'become something'. Guess what? That is poverty! One of them bought a ride n had to put it on FB to show that he's 'arrived'. He's a childhood friend who returned from Iraq. If u are one, na poverty do you. Some studied microbiology in nigeria and went over there to study another BSc (nursing)- obviously thinking like you.I keep telling people who care to listen that there are several avenues to make wealth in nigeria (and way faster) despite the outlook of this country. Dont worry, we will always come to spend the money we made in Nigeria in US and other countries. U can continue to hide in other people's country just because you couldnt make headways in yours. who cares? Or keep dreaming about finding urself in US someday. And If u had to join the US military just to escape the 'hell hole'? Poor you. if u live in the barracks? oh, poor you!

You can write rubbish. I wonder what kind of dilapidated mentality you were born with. Like i said, you've seen an airport talk less of boarding a plane else i would not have to explain something you should know. Do you think we are talking about Nigeria? Yes you could be a bricklayer or a plumber or mason for that matter and be very comfortable in the U.S. People don't generally look down on people who do manual labor. Google payscale.com, you will find out how much these guys make per annum. And that is just the median salary. You are too s.tupid and uninformed which is why you don't know. This mumu is trying to explain why Nigeria is more conducive to live in compared to normal countries. Smh. You are used to corruption and decaying way of life which is why you have the gull to even attempt that. What a phucking retar.d. I would seriously advice you to start exploring the real world. Don't die uninformed.

P.s

Just so you know, GS 14 and equivalent don't get paid a 1000 a month. We earn enough to feed your entire generation forever. And i mean forever.

Youngpo413:
you just described your state right now, I don't blame you, foolish thing, u think you are tough, but I have shown you that man pass man, useless thing, you will never ever forget me, and will continue to cringe when you see me here... Copy and paste graduate.

Awww. He's awake. You sound hungry. It will be well. I hope say mosquito no ki you for night.

This is why it is always good to follow the golden rule when emotions are charged. Just walk away.

ephi123:
Why the fascination with "oyinbos"? They are human beings like you and I.

Lol. Someone is wishing.

SIRTee15:
U are very sick for ur silly attempt to justify extra judicial killing in the us.
All those victims were murdered in cold blood by racist police officers.....
They did nothing to warrant such disastrous fate......
Yet u can open your mouth to defend an armed robber caught in the act here in naija....
White man ass licker.......

I guess i have to lecture you. Crime happens everywhere in the world. The difference is, you don't see mentally challenged individuals like you supporting it. Also, When crime happens, the law does not look at people who knowingly commit crimes and put it on the internet and not prosecute them. I am still waiting for you to show me where a group of people would gather round and burn a suspect just because they were suspected of doing crime. In 2016 fa. You live in a societal jungle but want change while at the same time you act like an animal. How does this make sense to you for God's sake? Guy, you deserve the society you live in so don't complain about it.

IykeChukz:
“Buhari’s government increased petrol price from N87 to N145 per litre, kerosene; diesel and gas price was increased, electricity tariff was increased, N50 stamp duty was imposed on bank customers, N65 levy was imposed on every withdrawal on ATM, various bank charges introduced, custom duties increased and now workers’ PAYE tax has been increased.



What have we done to Buhari? What does he really want from us?

Buhari did not do it to you. You all did it yourselves and have been doing it since independence. You are talking as if buhari came and destroyed a great country. Nigeria has always been crap and will always be crap until you all change the way you think. You guys have not seen anything yet. You think it's bad now, just wait until 2019 when another useless person is president. (One i.diot is already campaigning for atiku2019). How do i know that another useless person will be president? Because the citizenry where they will pick from is bad. Bad citizens = bad leaders = bad country. You can't have bad people and expect a good leader to come from them. It is factually impossible.

SIRTee15:
modern day extra judicial killings in america

Are you high? You are confusing crime which is punishable with your demented justifications. I ask again; Are you 12 years old that i have to explain to you how the world works?

MrPRevailer:
Please correct yourself The Catholic Church burnt people.
Not the Bible's Church.

'These are ravening wolves in sheep's clothing.'.

Does it matter. The point is that the base instincts of old, normal people who use their faculties don't do it again or find reasons to justify it. You still haven't shown me which laws in Nigeria or the U.S surports jungle justice.

SIRTee15:
whatever the period, it doesn't change the fact that the whites you guys love to worship engage in extra judicial killing in an unprecedented scale. They lynched blacks, whites, kids and women.
at least I'm yet to see a mob killing of women or a child in Nigeria.

What are you? 12? Back in the day the church used to burn anyone who claimed the earth was round. Back in the day the church also used to burn healers, especially women who they called witches. Are you saying they do that now? No one said lynchings never happened in the U.S but do they still do it today? That is the question. You are using past errors to justify your blood lust. What kind of mentality is this for God's sake. God help una.

justscorchone:
What I heard was that without it you can't work in government.

Thank God i never even considered working for Government. Let me share a secret with you. You don't have to start big. Start small. Make sure every week you are applying for at least 10 positions in different companies. The laws of probability will play itself out. At least, for every fifty application, 3 companies will call you for an interview. Don't look down on any offer that the remuneration pays for your transportation and feeding. A better offer will always come along.