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Don't let them call you sir, next time anyone does, slap them..

Sir, in Hausa means Cow...

What tha hell...

I feel sorry for the poor kid.

I no understand, why she is ashamed that her nudity was shown to the world..?

Isn't she supposed to be a dog that's got no shame..? Abeg make she park well.

She cheat, the. disgrace her, she come dey form victim, gererahia men...

Guys with respect to that 2 million account opening, can family members be among the 10 people?

Also, for those of us that are not in Lag , how are we supposed to get the filled document submitted to lagos main office in time.?

I'm a little bit impressed by welbeck today...

The person I'm more impressed with is Kolasinac.

Why did Wenger bench him in our match against Liverpool. Only God knows!

grafitti:
Walahi, Lwkmd!

Naso na!

Boss how you to reason the matter?

pocohantas:
No oo...grave ke?
Do you go there regularly? I have to forget it somewhere nice dear.
Somewhere conspicuous...



LOL!!you know the girl before?

Forget the cut for ankle and umbrella talk. All that one na packaging, she wanna sound spirit filled. They both had eyes on each other, luckily they matched...

Lol...I no know her.. o

The story was just too juicy.....

How that fvck did he allow the picture of him being in a compromising situation to be taken.

Apparently this man only knows how to fvck but isn't smart enough to cover his tracks...

If he is not the owner of the organization he works, then he is fvcked...

He just ruined his reputation, well except he is shameless...

God told her "her husband has a cut on his ankle", she works at the store you manage,you are her boss, she sees you every day, probably saw the cut too

As for the man, she doesn't keep friends, how do you know? Are you a spy?

she forgot her umbrella, shey she no go resume work the next day ni? Or her cousin can't take it home to her? You are her boss and her errand boy....Oshe...

You are eyeing her, she is eyeing you.

This must be a match made in heaven.

Same here.
Medicals straight up.

Maybe our assessment would be immediately after training school, that's if the sept 11th resumption date still holds.

Abeg wetin dey happen for here? Them dey watch film ni?

I no even read am finish, I just burst out laughing........

I need to say this;

Ole!!!..

I would comment properly when I finish reading it...

Done reading it, my initial assertion still remains.

Ole..!!!

Does it make use of Ink or what? If it does, then I don't see how special it is from other pens.

Make we hear word with all this packaging and hype jare...

Maleek Berry..

Leader of the New school.

The guy is slowly making waves..

Headies Next Rated Artist.

hatchy:
This is serious!

The man has given her what her husband was unable to give to her in marriage.
While he was drinking his life away in a pub,perhaps admiring the bar waitress,his wife is being serviced by another man.

Men should please spend much time with your wives and give them attention and have regular sex,its an ingredient of good marriage.

Most women who sleep with their houseboy,driver,gateman or even raped at home lure the men to do so because of lack of attention from spouse who pursue money and career neglecting their duty on bed.

What a silly and pathetic excuse.
Army men or Offshore Engineers should quit their job then, cause their wives might not be able to control the itch down there...

@OP.

Is it safe to say she enjoyed being raped?...

Kenya, Zimbabwe and their wierd news sha...

I thought he begged you not to divulge his secret..? Or you think the internet is that anonymous?..

iLickAnalFungus:
Nigerians ehh.. We unite to kick an intruder's ass, when we are done, we then continue fighting ourselves

My thoughts exactly..

Naija for life...

We are at each others throat all the time, but we will come together and stick it to anyone who tries to attack us...

Only us get to kill ourselves but never an intruder..

@OP may your left balls be roasted like suya.

Where are the nudes?

Mtscheew... I'm out of here..

Fvck you all and this thread, I'm pissed.....

*FARTS*

*Walks out of the thread*

Where has all the comments for the second page gone too..

What that fvck..?

So you mean say this man want chook his thing inside that thing wey small pass chicken own?

Wicked people everywhere...

When will tribalism end on Nairaland?

purem:
in Wich song

Chris Brown-F.A.N (Freak At Night)

*In Chris Brown's voice*

When the lights on, she be acting shy, acting shy shy shy.

But in the darkness, she comes alive, comes alive alive alive.

She is a Freak At Night...

Spy360:
With our season already in shambles, I can only hope for less disgrace than imagined as our transfer summer went haywire. Planless, hopeless, is a reserved way of explaining our situation right now.

I hope it wasn't Wenger that forced you to hibernate for sometime.?

Anyway, it's good to see you around, once again.

Ezionye:
Isn't that what squatting means Besides the floor bed was well made

Ehnnn...You were a good host and that's all that matters.

sod09:
me I say he should be release, I'm sure clubs will not buy him
He's sooooo useless

As in over useless.

Man United scam us sha....

sod09:
welbeck nko

That one should be sold or demoted to team B.

I don't think there is hope for that one. Potential, that's all he is and will ever be.

I won't lie, I was terrified when I saw the first picture.

What tha fvck...!!!

May God have mercy on us.

How does she speak, read or socialize? She is lucky to have a loving family though.

Ezionye:
I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.

I had to sleep on the floor

This got me...

Why the frowny face?
Were you expecting her to lie on the flow that you yourself were not comfortable with..?

Leave her to her folly jare...

But no matter the rubbish she does, don't tolerate the one that involves her being disrespectful to your parent.

Tell her to her face, and don't let her play the age or seniority card on you, she has lost that right.

She is such an irresponsible immature spoilt brat.

Once again, don't worry yourself about her and her love life.

Too bad, I was keen on watching OX play this season but it's a shame he had to leave, I wish him all the best.

But what I don't get is why player keep doing this to Arsenal...

They'll be playing rubbish coupled with injury upon injury, and the moment they starts improving they would now want to leave. And this same Wenger would keep on playing them even when they are shit.It's like he doesn't see the big picture, bench them when they play rubbish without any remorse because the moment they are on form they'll leave you.

Why should you be loyal to players that are not loyal to you.

I wish he could bench, Ozil, Ramsey and Xhaka at the moment.