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I still dey surprise how them take born this old man for 1991.

This one worst pass "curious Case of Benjamin"

amicable09:
Boy! Busy bee me!

The Sunday I got your mention, in my head, I replied immediately o and my response was a funny one. Your question reminded me of a guy who asked about money laundering on this forum some months back. It's a suspicious question to be asked in public because it is a crime and there is almost no simple terms to explain it.

Because I don't want to teach you how check fraud is committed, I'll just say it is no longer very common since clearing takes T+1 nowadays. That is, transaction day plus one which is two days. AND, there's the non dud cheque pledge you must sign if you have a checking account/current account. The issue of 'bounced' cheque is not taken lightly at all these days. So, diss the concept.

Lol...

So you answered me in your head?

Anyway, thank you.

I was actually reading it against exams, it didn't stick.
I just needed a simple straightforward explanation to it.

You guys can keep fvcking on a low key

If his girlfriend complains, tell her she is been insecure that you guys are just friends..

Trust me, it's the smartest move you'll ever make.

Why am I even explaining this to you? Aren't you a girl? Find a way to rationalize it joor...

amicable09:
First, I should apologize for using abbreviations when I've not written the word in full previously. I apologize. You owe me an apology too for thinking I should just know what DBN is by looking at the word even outside banking context

Overdraft (OD) is a short term loan (usually not more than 12 months). Of all forms of lending available to individual borrowers, I prefer overdraft facility more. It's always useful in cases where borrowers need to augment working capital, that is meet urgent need for cash. In overdraft, banks allow borrowers to draw money in excess of the credit balance in their current account. When I look at a customer's overdraft account balance it is usually in negative (debit) except the customer (he/she) has paid off.

For small business owners who sell on credit, they can use this line to make up for the financing gap that occurs between payment of staff salaries and when their debtors pay back. That you sold goods on credit doesn't mean your staff should be owed salaries, the business owner can draw from his account in zero to meet other financing needs.

I know Development Bank of Nigeria (DBN) has commenced on lending activities like BOI is doing. The thought of on lending just made me smile. So, I'm guessing the microfinance banks that they have signed on to disburse these funds through will have to provide Guarantee lines for their customers. Let's hope they agree to, otherwise they will use the money for other business activities and I don't blame them because bank guarantees are just as risky as any other form of lending available.

About my password, it hasn't been reset yet but I'll strive to get it sorted out this weekend. A lot of things taking my attention this weekend sha but my concentration will be restored soon

Hello, happy Sunday to you.

Can you please break down the concept of "Cheque Kitting" to me, i.e In simple terms.

Thanks.

punisha:
lamentations of a loser who's looking for who'd make his life easier. you can walk out of anything and have been dumped many times and u say u prefer ur peace n sanity....whilst ur post be making sense to your fellow losers, I suggest you go and work on yourself. you've got issues. The young lady like the others took a walk of no return. stop consoling urself with imaginary lies of how she's wanting u back. u ain't a man yet. Grow a pair of balls, find a girl your age or you're older than and date, try being responsible, stop looking for the ones that will pay your bills and u get freebies from.

Your opinion....

He looked like an ape...

Anyone noticed how the man is willing to take responsibility for the whole saga but the woman is busy playing the victim card...

Madam please kindly fvck off.

He has told you to keep your business and your building to yourself isn't that enough?

Save you drama for soap opera...

I actually burst out laughing....

That was savage men..

Rokia2:
You did that to yourself. Why cook for a boyfriend?

If you cook for a bf give him sex or move in with him then you are giving him husband privilege.

Just cos someone else doesn't appreciate the effort isn't a justification for been less caring...

Some of us actually value the effort and is a criteria for how committed we would be in a relationship..

If she doesn't want to treat me right cos I'm not yet her husband, she shouldn't expect me to be fully committed to her (or treat her) as a husband would...

CEEcey:



Kedu nke Mikel hapu omenala mewazi omenelu?



Ava and Mia?
Na Igbo name be that?

Better come back home and marry a good Igbo girl from
the village.

Let me guess? You are the good Igbo girl ...

Na Indomie full your skull no be brain...

I'm happy for him...!!

He seems happy...!!!!

I can't wait to have my own family...!!!

TolaTosin:
If ladies enjoy girl on girl, why can't guys


Many folks who will hate gays but watch lesbian pornoo and enjoy 3somes, yet they dislike gays.

Y love lesbian & hate gays.

Hypocrisy and double standards I guess....

In summary, she is afraid she might not be at the same spiritual wavelength as him......

I've asked myself these question a hundred times....

Funny enough, you'll see them always posting religious stuff on Facebook.

pocohantas:
I can type as much I want..you can't make me type shorter, I can't make you type longer. No panic at all, I simply responded to you, spare me the guilt trips

You missed the whole point....

But, let's just agree to disagree....

pocohantas:
I have my freedom of expression. How e take affect you?
You ignored the first poster and attacked mine...why NL guys be like this? to think he even has the guts to follow judge. The hypocrisy is amusing...

Why the panic?...

Relax Bae, don't tag me to your so called "NL Guys" ... I don't do cliques...

It's just a simple observation.... Nothing personal.

iamJ:
the hunt for likes, most of her talk be like personal rants

Lol...Naso!

pocohantas:
She is beautiful and looks financially comfortable.
If you're goodlooking with enough cash to take care of yourself and the man...while remaining very SUBMISSIVE and massaging his ego...regular Nigerian men will marry you

If you have green card, you don't need any of the above qualities. They'll drop their ego and marry you. The problem will na be, do you want to marry them?

Looking at that rock on her finger, she aimed higher...She is free from the emotional blackmail, bombastic ego and insecurity that accompanies most broke guys...correct girl. Naija girls, ahbeg hustle and package, stop the beggybeggy that makes niggas feel fly!!!

I wish her a blissful marital life this time.

You too dey talk...

Just your first and last sentence would have been enough...!!!

Sometimes, one can say much just by saying little.

Supersuave2:
is this meant to be a joke? 3k is TSTV's highest sub while dstv is around 14k before you get to watch all channels. With #200 sub on tstv, you can watch all channels for a limited number of days. Their subscription doesn't deal with channels but hours of service.


All the above then you get free data to browse or make video calls too o, FEAR GOD!

Forgive his naivety ....

He is still basking in the euphoria of the world class speech buhari gave today..

safarigirl:
Paul should continue talking nonsense up and down....we were not enjoying you, we were enjoying P-square, if it was only singing that made you guys big, you fit talk, but it was the dancing that Peter used to complement everything that made you work

You think that trash song Personally would have reached 70 million YouTube views without Peter's dancing? Nigga get your head out of your a**, it's Peter with all the features, it's Peter who is being booked for shows.

You are there forming voice of PSquare, which useless voice? You don't even have Banky W's voice and you think you have voice. Gerrarahia mehn

Aunty calm down small now... Someone cannot break up in peace again.... ..Oya No vex....

Paul be like:

I'm happy for Saudi women.

I'm also glad about the way Saudi Arabia is gradually adjusting to changes going on around the world. Instead of just embracing certain things just because everyone is doing it.

Kudos to them. Atleast their wind of change is a cool one, not like the one we have a Naija.

Up Next, North Korea to start watching champions league......

Lalas247:
Lol @starved
That's what I am saying op drop some sketchy lines when he knows it's dumb niqqa that's full here so he knows they will lick his crusty ass
Wen most of dem will do the same do u blame them
Abeg make I go find one religious thread to express myself ...

The way you are empathetic towards the said lady....Have you ever been in such situation?

She made herself a prey! She should deal with it and move on.

Well, atleast she now knows the kind of person she kept as a friend.

She should just accept her "L" in peace because accusing the guy of being a rapist is absolutely ridiculous...

@OP I guess you feel remorse about your actions. Oya you are forgiven, go and sin no more..

Well you can only asks these questions if you are a hotcake and/or the company needs you.

I'm just tempted to think this guy is stupid but my left mind is telling me I'm going to hurt the pride of stupid people.

He is an embarrassment to stupid people...

Psycho...

As usual, whine about the society been unfair....

Duh....!!!!

Say something else....

enemmo:
You wan give her high BP with this your statement.

She no dey Nairaland na.

Omo...Forget Tiwa.

Niniola is the hottest female artist right.

Foursome..

funmisticqueen:
you people have taken advantage of the selfless nature of women, women should start putting themselves first and stop caring about what other people think. It will go a long way to help them find hapiness not in a man that will start another family outside or children that will still leave you and side with their father.

I absolutely have no idea what you are talking about..

Are you commenting based on personal experience?

Are you saying it's only women that are selfless? Like really? Women, Selfless?

I wish I would meet such kind of women, because in all honesty they are rare.

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It seems your Dad is Tbillz while your mum is Tiwa.

There's no point holding on to something that is not there any more.

Your dad better leave and spend the rest of his live quietly with a woman that adores and respect him and not the one that loathes him.