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Omo...This thread went far like this?

Who and who has gotten married since I left?

victorakpabome:
The girl is nothing but a confirmed olosho.

No mind her....

Thegeneralqueen:
GOD bless you sis you the real deal.......

The truth here is that men can't live without pucci no matter how hard they try...... that's why we ladies always keep them on our hands no matter how hard they claim to be they are always broken by women



#thequeenhasspoken

You'll be the first person to cry murder when guys generalize by calling all women slut, and here you are, speaking with all authority as if you've been with all the men in the universe.


Some of us have dignity and pride ...We only go for the best and we don't beg for it....

Wait...Is he a Muslim and his wife a Christian?

That's cool...

Earlier generation were open minded Sha....

That baba Oni gas has no chill...

Yahoo can manifest in many forms....

But seriously, I like Nonso Amadi alot, he is one of my favorite artist (currently) asides Maleek Berry...But he needs to remove that shy kid thing if he must succeed in Naija music industry.

Even falz had to change his personality...

Even Maleek Berry is a shy guy too, but you'll never know till you watch him closer.

Just put up a strong bad boy image, you don't have to be truly a bad guy...Just put up the image.

If all the guys I mentioned above can do it why not him?

Nonso needs to step up.

Look at Kiss Daniel, after that his MTV prank, the guy woke up and has not looked back ever since.

What manner of fvckery is this?

And you come here to moan about it?

What tha hell do you want us to do? Beg her on your behalf?

I wish I could slap you right now.

Well, As a man, placing your pride on the amount of money you have is risky and inappropriate.

True power lies in your ability to be in control of yourself and whatever situation you find yourself.

Learn this, and a financially independent woman would be the least of your problem because you got your shit together and therefore knows that she can't mess up....

emusmithy:
Yh Bro. I have missed my chances like you. I know how it feels. She told me later after she has said YES to him.

I became a lifetime Friend of hers. She was a motivation to me.

@ Motivation

Okay bro.

emusmithy:
I agree with your first line.

The second, No. No perhaps anything. Maybe you didn't take your chances earlier or some selfish desire of hers that you lack.

Lol....Okay

emusmithy:
Are you sure she ain't ... lying?

No she ain't, confirmed from her best friend, seen the dudes pics too... The lucky bastard...

Perhaps, it won't last long if anything should start between us...We would soon go our separate ways.

emusmithy:
We are in same shoes.
I keep liking girls who keep telling me, I'M TAKEN...Abeg make them go joor!

As for thr one I'm currently crushing on, I wish she was only joking, that is, she is not engaged. E for sweet well....

The ones I like are engaged, the ones that like me, I don't fancy them...

It's just so fvcking annoying...

I just want something real and beautiful.....

Sometimes I can help but wonder how people take Nairaland serious....

What tha fvck?..

Why humiliate the poor boy where normal fight occurs between siblings ....Wether boy or girl.

Now, enjoy your small time Fame.
that you've always wanted from women.

You've gotten their appraisal, do whatever you want with it...

This girl is a reetard...o

She embarrassed him at the mall and turned around and accuse him of embarrassing her....

Besides, all she said up there is absolute trash, she is just trying to play the victim ( as they usually do)

Biitch, shut da fvck up and accept that you were wrong... Period.

The guy na otondo if he accepts this chic again.

Ouch....She is so mean.

If this guy ever marry this babe after what she did ehn...

Idiot...

You got what you wanted, attention..

Now go fvck yourself

Ladies know how to lie to themselves....They know how the truth hurts them, so they'll never say it to each other's face.

That was how the other day in school, some girls were hyping one of their class mate, telling her all she wanted to hear, and she was just feeling herself.

(It's people like her that develops this false sense of pride because they are used to people lying to them)

I turned and looked at her, I was pissed at my self for looking at her in the first place.

She looked like a mature overgrown baboon.

modaink333:
It won't change the fact that Arsenal will not carry the champions League until 2080



Oya Haters come after me

No, we would rather ignore you and your stupidity.....

BILF.....

Nonso Amadi- Aika

The guy is just too good.

Him and maleek berry are currently my favorite Naija artist.

Congratulations to them...

I have absolutely no idea what's going on, I'm too lazy to google about it

Having said that, I think I have an idea what the writer is talking about.

IMO, Nigeria as a country still have issues refining her Constitution to accommodate her citizens.

Many of her citizens are still trying to figure out how merge the Nigerian law with their religious beliefs.

In any situation, they are still trying to figure out which supercedes, legality or morality.

They tend to pick the one that affects them directly at any point in time.

amicable09:
Ah! If my memory serves me right, I remember you were in a bank race. Looks like you're in training school now. Congratulations

I have a coursemate and friend in the same training school. Wishing you success in all your exams

Let me know if you need anything I can help with. I'll willingly oblige.

Yes, I am.

I will definitely do that....Thank you.

MrsNwaAmaikpe:
there is nothing wrong in flogging the boy . He simply disobeyed simple instructions and got punished

They should use aboniki or chineese rub to massage it for him......

Spare the rod and spoil the child

You suck at being stupid.

You actually remind me of a lump of shiit floating on water.

#Disgusting...

All this pastors, the time wey them supposed take go hustle, them go use am dey do their "so called" preaching, just because it's easy way to own an enterprise a.k.a church.

When ministry no move, them go dey use any given opportunity to lash out their frustrations....

Most broke pastors (both men and women) especially those living in "face me I slap you houses " are often ill mannered and bad temper.

#Fact

I still dey surprise how them take born this old man for 1991.

This one worst pass "curious Case of Benjamin"

amicable09:
Boy! Busy bee me!

The Sunday I got your mention, in my head, I replied immediately o and my response was a funny one. Your question reminded me of a guy who asked about money laundering on this forum some months back. It's a suspicious question to be asked in public because it is a crime and there is almost no simple terms to explain it.

Because I don't want to teach you how check fraud is committed, I'll just say it is no longer very common since clearing takes T+1 nowadays. That is, transaction day plus one which is two days. AND, there's the non dud cheque pledge you must sign if you have a checking account/current account. The issue of 'bounced' cheque is not taken lightly at all these days. So, diss the concept.

Lol...

So you answered me in your head?

Anyway, thank you.

I was actually reading it against exams, it didn't stick.
I just needed a simple straightforward explanation to it.

You guys can keep fvcking on a low key

If his girlfriend complains, tell her she is been insecure that you guys are just friends..

Trust me, it's the smartest move you'll ever make.

Why am I even explaining this to you? Aren't you a girl? Find a way to rationalize it joor...

amicable09:
First, I should apologize for using abbreviations when I've not written the word in full previously. I apologize. You owe me an apology too for thinking I should just know what DBN is by looking at the word even outside banking context

Overdraft (OD) is a short term loan (usually not more than 12 months). Of all forms of lending available to individual borrowers, I prefer overdraft facility more. It's always useful in cases where borrowers need to augment working capital, that is meet urgent need for cash. In overdraft, banks allow borrowers to draw money in excess of the credit balance in their current account. When I look at a customer's overdraft account balance it is usually in negative (debit) except the customer (he/she) has paid off.

For small business owners who sell on credit, they can use this line to make up for the financing gap that occurs between payment of staff salaries and when their debtors pay back. That you sold goods on credit doesn't mean your staff should be owed salaries, the business owner can draw from his account in zero to meet other financing needs.

I know Development Bank of Nigeria (DBN) has commenced on lending activities like BOI is doing. The thought of on lending just made me smile. So, I'm guessing the microfinance banks that they have signed on to disburse these funds through will have to provide Guarantee lines for their customers. Let's hope they agree to, otherwise they will use the money for other business activities and I don't blame them because bank guarantees are just as risky as any other form of lending available.

About my password, it hasn't been reset yet but I'll strive to get it sorted out this weekend. A lot of things taking my attention this weekend sha but my concentration will be restored soon

Hello, happy Sunday to you.

Can you please break down the concept of "Cheque Kitting" to me, i.e In simple terms.

Thanks.

punisha:
lamentations of a loser who's looking for who'd make his life easier. you can walk out of anything and have been dumped many times and u say u prefer ur peace n sanity....whilst ur post be making sense to your fellow losers, I suggest you go and work on yourself. you've got issues. The young lady like the others took a walk of no return. stop consoling urself with imaginary lies of how she's wanting u back. u ain't a man yet. Grow a pair of balls, find a girl your age or you're older than and date, try being responsible, stop looking for the ones that will pay your bills and u get freebies from.

Your opinion....

He looked like an ape...