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LordAzubuike:
I was wondering what you were doing with a bra at that tender age but then I checked your profile picture and boom, your boobs can cause an earthquake

abeg this your name and gender with the comment no tally

IDFWU:
Sorry Sir
Wait are you Sir or Ma
Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way
I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide
And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away

Some people will be using intel 2Duo brain sha

IDFWU:
Did you just say fry egg How possible is that How did you flip the egg

makydebbie:
I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you.

Excuse me IDFWU this is not whatsapp where babes are being cornered , Kindly PM makydebbie for her digit

Good LUck
Ndiala Ndiala

APCNig:
Are you talking about African Mama or European Mama? Check up say weting? African man dey do check up?

After regulated beating, Just know that a bowl of palm oil fall on you....Hospi... what??

Liposure:
Came back from sec school one day with my girlfriend. met no one at home. In my mind, i said Thank God 'its about 2 go down oh'. Few minutes into pre intimacy, As she was sucking my dick my mum barged in.

Stop giving half story jor

Brandonx:
None mine was never around except Saturdays and Sundays. She passed on when I was aged 11.

Eternal light rest upon her

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Oyingbo is not in Yaba nau. I know my Ebute meta like the back of my hand abeg. Oyingbo is still far from Yaba and most of us Ebute Meta boys and girls play moving from East to West or West to East. I know even if Eegun leaves Otto or Agoro court down Kano street by Odunfa, you will still enter Oyingbo walk through the market , trek through Aapa road and back to East or Otto. This your Yaba angle is strange and unbelievable sir

This guy na real Okobaba boy, see as he is drawing map

Harbeeorlar:
Stealing from her bag. I peeped and confirmed she was outside busy washing cloth while i use the period to steal few thousand that i will use to flex. But as soji mother, the spirit told her to safeguard her bag, but n getting to her room boom she caught me in the act . Well, as i have not removed the money, i told her i was looking for pen .

She did not argue though she just jejely took her bag, put it in her wardrobe, lock the wardrobe, confirm the wardrobe was locked then put the key in her rapper and she returned to continue with her clothe

Your Mum na retired CIA agent before she got married

AngelUhate:
Fingering my step sister. I was dumbstrucked beyond understanding.

What happened to both of us next, I can never forget. I still have the marks at my back.

I just woke up from fainting

makydebbie:
My bra was wet so I used the microwave to heat it up so I can wear to school.

This is a head-breaking worth act

sonsomegrigbo:
Valentine day is satanic,


Only IPOB people celebrate it.



You can't see that nonsense here in Yoruba and Hausa land

Valentine's day in itself is not satanic, it's a religious feast day to celebrate the kind of love St. Valentine promoted as a priest

It's a global thing

You say! It's here in the west that durex/fiesta makes the highest sale annually

Riele:
I love this .

Perfect time to forcefully remove his oxygen mask and drown him in my ocean of love .

i be wn reason you but with this...

okpalaAnambra:
Lol...na magic?

Impossible

Yeah i think that why we call it miracle, me i've been wondering how a wind will path a sea and still let humans pass through without blowing them away

That's it

If you think that's impossible too, i guess the Egyptians has some stories to tell

galadima77:
That said, why play a movie for a visitor that came so late? Was the movie supposed to make him leave early or what?
Just asking, no take offense.

Guy you dey do CIA work

Loving your investigative skill

TLION:
A friend call to come visit me due to say them get strike for their school. We dey always say hi normally, but we have never lived together before. As real OG I say oya na come over. He has Always says he likes me. And me too go say bro I like you too. Never knew this bastard took my own likeness to another level. So he came that Friday evening I took him to bar we drank and enjoy ourselves. So we got home That night we sleep for same bed at night I just felt a hand touching my 3rd leg. Ah still feel say nothing spoil before I know the hand enter my pant Bobo don dey make attempt to suck my dvck sef.....I nearly kill the guy that night and na that same Night I tell bastard to leave my house. Stupid motherfucker.

Guy if what i read is correct, u be guy he be guy'


dont you have a handGun under your pillow

Aswear, that night i will erase his history from earth... YOU MEAN HOMO

virgoquin:
Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

Hmmm Deep

imam07:
must u girls always ask for transport money?

Mad o

missimelda01:
I was going to use his phone for something then I noticed some pornography sites in his browser, aside that he makes some funny moves like skipping school and just being home alone, hiding when pressing his phone and lots more. I tried convincing his mom to search his phone but this boy cleared everything, now he gives me this funny attitude. I want to catch him red handed and report to his dad, but I'm not sure if that's the right approach.

Let me drop my personal comment before leaving;

1. Porn or watching naked people doing shit ain't cool.
2. you are a lady and an adult now, as a lady yo might not understand the other body type and an adult you might feel it's wrong maybe based on ur past experience.
3. See, if he sense you like to mention his name everywhere, if he can handle tech gadget like i do, you will never find any sex content on him (he won't a dine but still it's there for him ). So talking about catching him red handed, that might not happen till time part you both. Remember he is a guy no matter how young, he can always manage to outsmart you.
4. Look for a very chilling dude that look innocent enough and trust looking but understands this business (bad guy i mean ) as undercover pastor/sex-expert/doctor.
5. Never expect him to stop in a day, if he was watching CD, he will reduce to 20min then maybe picture later on. If he self-services everyday then he takes two days off, then a week off, a month off. Maybe next you see him doing shit is gonna be on a bae.


Thank God no be Homo matter, i would have given you a simple instruction

1. Assassinate him

spiralwedge:
This one you don't mind your business, you want to create enmity between you two. This is the age they are curious. If you are not giving him sex education, then back the f**** off. You are creating an unnecessary family enmity.

Tell us about when you were 16 and how you got disvirgined.

Please let me squat and shout MAD O

missimelda01:
Oh wow, I'm playing assistant jesus because I know porn will ruin his life. I don't know how you raised/want to raise your child but encouraging pornography is a NO NO for me. I'm sure there are better ways of managing the hormone thingy and I'm ready to explore other options.

Not really something to fight over, it's all a matter of choice and not your making at all.

There is this book that says "you can house their body but not their soul" gragra is the last option miss

Papadoh:
The boy is pure evil, you should arrange for some area boys to deal with him... how dare he watch porn?!

At this point permit me to scream Maaad o

Mccullum:
"China called Islam a virus and worked very hard to extinguish it in its country, they banned the Quran, they banned praying, they banned fasting and locked down million innocent muslims in cell, killed innocent Muslims,made life difficult for the Muslims, tried to completely wipe out everything about Islam.
Allah says: We destroyed men stronger (in power) than these, and the example of the ancients has passed away (before them). (Az-Zukhruf 43:

Allah recently sends to them an unknown virus, known as the #Coronavirus killing under few seconds.
More than 35 million people in China are now on a travel lockdown. More than 2700 have been sickened, and 81 have died.

Nothing happens without Allah's permission and He is aware of all things." Qur'an 9:51

China banned Niqaab (female covering their faces) and hijaab.
Now they All dresses in similar manner.

They banned #MesutOzil from China for Speaking against their evil act against the Muslims, today more than 35Million Chinese have been banned from traveling to other countries.

....they were planning and Allah too was planning, and Allah is the Best of the planners. (Al-Anfal 8:30)

�� Today the Chinese PRESIDENT is Asking Muslims to pray

Don't forget to share the victory with the Muslims.

#IslamicBreakingNews.
#IslamicStars.

copy an...

lovelygurl:
This is amazing! Can't believe it was constructed in just 8 days

This is not 100% bricks, its fixes

tegafej:
So does it mean people can buy their way to the Pope too?

Indeed money answereth all things.

Mad o , i doubt knight of st. Gregory will just let him go.

there must have been an election or an appointment. So it's better to say "So does it mean people can buy their way to the Knighthood too?"

AMvanquish:
@ least , stuff like this make them seem more free and fun, not the rigid and stern stereotype were all used too.

Sisters like this go wicked if them reach serious matter

No just use am play after playing with you

Safaxano:
My neighbor has an undeveloped plot and I’ve had to kill over 20 of this same type of snakes, cos they keep crawling into my compound.

I decided to take a good pix of the one I killed the other night, maybe someone will help identify if it’s poisonous.

NB. I’ve just paid to clear the plot.

Please can we see the mouth, like open it... if it's as black as the body then we verify it's a black mamba

In that case we can identify it's a venomous reptile

What if i say am no IPOB but also a fan

People sef... please make relevant point next time

THANKSGIVING17:
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Please i sent yo a mail, kindly check it

Mutemenot:
Mentioning India where woman marries men is absolutely an Insult to this thread. I have lived with Indians and I can tell you they have a different culture...

My guy they will also mention us saying that Nigerians have a different culture

Denko2721987:
Are these movies (homocide elite, twin killer and cold blood) not criminal investigative movies like the mentalist and true detective? If they are, how interesting are they.. I love criminal investigative movies and always on the lookout for great once.. i am currently trying to watch Dexter..

They are way too interesting bro. Full of suspense, you will begin to understand every thing like in the middle towards how each crime was uncovered.

They show those ones i mentioned from 10pm on CBS. If u no get mind, don't try watching at night or watching half especially when NEPA is not trustable... All in all it's a DOPE

Godsonkemz:
None because most of them are demonic

WE kind of know, thats why it's called horror... Don't tell me you dont watch CBS reality, series like homicide elite, killer twin, cold blood and co (they are rue life stories o).


Did you notice any similarity? they are stories

SUMMARY
Just looking out for the story in them, that's all

Minjim:
We don't worship at the same church

Nxt tyme you want to say something online, dont say this type

See now i don dey hungry