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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by flex04(m): 1:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
AngelUhate:
Fingering my step sister. I was dumbstrucked beyond understanding.

What happened to both of us next, I can never forget. I still have the marks at my back.

shocked shocked I just woke up from fainting
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by flex04(m): 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2020
makydebbie:

My bra was wet so I used the microwave to heat it up so I can wear to school.



grin grin grin This is a head-breaking worth act
Romance / Re: Valentine, My First Time.. by flex04(m): 11:12am On Feb 11, 2020
sonsomegrigbo:
Valentine day is satanic,


Only IPOB people celebrate it.



You can't see that nonsense here in Yoruba and Hausa land

Valentine's day in itself is not satanic, it's a religious feast day to celebrate the kind of love St. Valentine promoted as a priest

It's a global thing

You say! It's here in the west that durex/fiesta makes the highest sale annually

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Romance / Re: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by flex04(m): 11:02am On Feb 11, 2020
Riele:
I love this .

Perfect time to forcefully remove his oxygen mask and drown him in my ocean of love .


i be wn reason you but with this...
Health / Re: Man Vomits Stray Bullet Lodged In His Skull For Months by flex04(m): 1:09pm On Feb 07, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
Lol...na magic?

Impossible

Yeah i think that why we call it miracle, me i've been wondering how a wind will path a sea and still let humans pass through without blowing them away tongue

That's it

If you think that's impossible too, i guess the Egyptians has some stories to tell grin
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by flex04(m): 1:39pm On Feb 05, 2020
galadima77:


That said, why play a movie for a visitor that came so late? Was the movie supposed to make him leave early or what?
Just asking, no take offense.

Guy you dey do CIA work grin grin

Loving your investigative skill

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by flex04(m): 1:31pm On Feb 05, 2020
TLION:
A friend call to come visit me due to say them get strike for their school. We dey always say hi normally, but we have never lived together before. As real OG I say oya na come over. He has Always says he likes me. And me too go say bro I like you too. Never knew this bastard took my own likeness to another level. So he came that Friday evening I took him to bar we drank and enjoy ourselves. So we got home That night we sleep for same bed at night I just felt a hand touching my 3rd leg. Ah still feel say nothing spoil before I know the hand enter my pant Bobo don dey make attempt to suck my dvck sef.....I nearly kill the guy that night and na that same Night I tell bastard to leave my house. Stupid motherfucker.


Guy if what i read is correct, u be guy he be guy'


dont you have a handGun under your pillow

Aswear, that night i will erase his history from earth... YOU MEAN HOMO
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by flex04(m): 1:18pm On Feb 05, 2020
virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

Hmmm Deep shocked


imam07:
must u girls always ask for transport money?

Mad o grin

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Family / Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by flex04(m): 12:40pm On Feb 05, 2020
missimelda01:
I was going to use his phone for something then I noticed some pornography sites in his browser, aside that he makes some funny moves like skipping school and just being home alone, hiding when pressing his phone and lots more. I tried convincing his mom to search his phone but this boy cleared everything, now he gives me this funny attitude. I want to catch him red handed and report to his dad, but I'm not sure if that's the right approach.

Let me drop my personal comment before leaving;

1. Porn or watching naked people doing shit ain't cool.
2. you are a lady and an adult now, as a lady yo might not understand the other body type and an adult you might feel it's wrong maybe based on ur past experience.
3. See, if he sense you like to mention his name everywhere, if he can handle tech gadget like i do, you will never find any sex content on him (he won't a dine but still it's there for him wink). So talking about catching him red handed, that might not happen till time part you both. Remember he is a guy no matter how young, he can always manage to outsmart you.
4. Look for a very chilling dude that look innocent enough and trust looking but understands this business (bad guy i mean grin) as undercover pastor/sex-expert/doctor.
5. Never expect him to stop in a day, if he was watching CD, he will reduce to 20min then maybe picture later on. If he self-services everyday then he takes two days off, then a week off, a month off. Maybe next you see him doing shit is gonna be on a bae.


Thank God no be Homo matter, i would have given you a simple instruction

1. Assassinate him
Family / Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by flex04(m): 12:17pm On Feb 05, 2020
spiralwedge:


This one you don't mind your business, you want to create enmity between you two. This is the age they are curious. If you are not giving him sex education, then back the f**** off. You are creating an unnecessary family enmity.

Tell us about when you were 16 and how you got disvirgined.

Please let me squat and shout MAD O grin
Family / Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by flex04(m): 12:13pm On Feb 05, 2020
missimelda01:
Oh wow, I'm playing assistant jesus because I know porn will ruin his life. I don't know how you raised/want to raise your child but encouraging pornography is a NO NO for me. I'm sure there are better ways of managing the hormone thingy and I'm ready to explore other options.


Not really something to fight over, it's all a matter of choice and not your making at all.

There is this book that says "you can house their body but not their soul" gragra is the last option miss wink

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Family / Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by flex04(m): 12:05pm On Feb 05, 2020
Papadoh:
The boy is pure evil, you should arrange for some area boys to deal with him... how dare he watch porn?!

At this point permit me to scream Maaad o grin
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by flex04(m): 12:09pm On Feb 03, 2020
Mccullum:


"China called Islam a virus and worked very hard to extinguish it in its country, they banned the Quran, they banned praying, they banned fasting and locked down million innocent muslims in cell, killed innocent Muslims,made life difficult for the Muslims, tried to completely wipe out everything about Islam.
Allah says: We destroyed men stronger (in power) than these, and the example of the ancients has passed away (before them). (Az-Zukhruf 43:cool

Allah recently sends to them an unknown virus, known as the #Coronavirus killing under few seconds.
More than 35 million people in China are now on a travel lockdown. More than 2700 have been sickened, and 81 have died.

Nothing happens without Allah's permission and He is aware of all things." Qur'an 9:51

China banned Niqaab (female covering their faces) and hijaab.
Now they All dresses in similar manner.

They banned #MesutOzil from China for Speaking against their evil act against the Muslims, today more than 35Million Chinese have been banned from traveling to other countries.

....they were planning and Allah too was planning, and Allah is the Best of the planners. (Al-Anfal 8:30)

�� Today the Chinese PRESIDENT is Asking Muslims to pray

Don't forget to share the victory with the Muslims.

#IslamicBreakingNews.
#IslamicStars.


copy an... grin grin
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by flex04(m): 11:46am On Feb 03, 2020
lovelygurl:
This is amazing! Can't believe it was constructed in just 8 days


This is not 100% bricks, its fixes
Politics / Re: Pope Francis Honours Willie Obiano With Knight Title (photos) by flex04(m): 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2020
tegafej:
So does it mean people can buy their way to the Pope too?

Indeed money answereth all things.

Mad o grin, i doubt knight of st. Gregory will just let him go.

there must have been an election or an appointment. So it's better to say "So does it mean people can buy their way to the Knighthood too?"

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Religion / Re: Reverend Sister Leads Students Dance Group On Kiss Daniel's Music by flex04(m): 12:15pm On Jan 15, 2020
AMvanquish:
@ least , stuff like this make them seem more free and fun, not the rigid and stern stereotype were all used too.

Sisters like this go wicked if them reach serious matter

No just use am play after playing with you cheesy

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Health / Re: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by flex04(m): 2:23pm On Jan 13, 2020
Safaxano:
My neighbor has an undeveloped plot and I’ve had to kill over 20 of this same type of snakes, cos they keep crawling into my compound.

I decided to take a good pix of the one I killed the other night, maybe someone will help identify if it’s poisonous.

NB. I’ve just paid to clear the plot.


Please can we see the mouth, like open it... if it's as black as the body then we verify it's a black mamba

In that case we can identify it's a venomous reptile
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Gets 'Enough Testimony' To Remove Trump From Office by flex04(m): 2:17pm On Jan 13, 2020
What if i say am no IPOB but also a fan

People sef... please make relevant point next time
Business / Re: J by flex04(m): 11:37am On Jan 06, 2020
THANKSGIVING17:
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Please i sent yo a mail, kindly check it
Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by flex04(m): 1:17pm On Dec 09, 2019
Mutemenot:


Mentioning India where woman marries men is absolutely an Insult to this thread. I have lived with Indians and I can tell you they have a different culture...

My guy they will also mention us saying that Nigerians have a different culture
TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by flex04(m): 2:46pm On Dec 08, 2019
Denko2721987:


Are these movies (homocide elite, twin killer and cold blood) not criminal investigative movies like the mentalist and true detective? If they are, how interesting are they.. I love criminal investigative movies and always on the lookout for great once.. i am currently trying to watch Dexter..

They are way too interesting bro. Full of suspense, you will begin to understand every thing like in the middle towards how each crime was uncovered.

They show those ones i mentioned from 10pm on CBS. If u no get mind, don't try watching at night or watching half especially when NEPA is not trustable... All in all it's a DOPE
TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by flex04(m): 3:31pm On Dec 05, 2019
Godsonkemz:
None because most of them are demonic

WE kind of know, thats why it's called horror... Don't tell me you dont watch CBS reality, series like homicide elite, killer twin, cold blood and co (they are rue life stories o).


Did you notice any similarity? they are stories

SUMMARY
Just looking out for the story in them, that's all
Romance / Re: Breakup: What Was Your Ex's Excuse? by flex04(m): 4:36pm On Dec 04, 2019
Minjim:
We don't worship at the same church

Nxt tyme you want to say something online, dont say this type

See now i don dey hungry
Romance / Re: Breakup: What Was Your Ex's Excuse? by flex04(m): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2019
Chi59:

What's your business with my sex life?

we were still talking about sex before it became a sexlife

Epic tho cry
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by flex04(m): 4:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
shegzhkn:


where are you stucked bruh?

Practically everywhere. I am understanding the concept just like... item, function, loop, object, method and those basics but i need something elaborating
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by flex04(m): 4:28pm On Nov 26, 2019
kendological:

I am actually in Kaduna.
maybe Ihave to get an external hard disk.
As my 30 gig flash just crashed and that of 4 gb is useless for this.

I see...
Too bad
Health / Re: I'm Depressed Over My Height by flex04(m): 4:26pm On Nov 26, 2019
Emmycute30:
Guy be happy. I was already 6.2ft at 18yrs old. Was called many names...Dongo and all...but bro, it's my selling point now. Na women's dream guy dey make u depressed? Better cheer up...you will add weight as you grow older.


i dn laff... he never jam me real live before, just be the jovial/ serious you when it's the time... be dominant... Make good money


Trust me no girl no go notice say u no get flesh... that's my motivation.


Like i said befr he never jam me real live grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: I'm Depressed Over My Height by flex04(m): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
cool


Let me leak some secrets.

The Faceless Man is 6ft 1 inch tall (1.85m) to be precise.

He too grew up feeling awkward because at 13, he had almost reached adult height.

[b]But as an adult, he found that most women love tall men.


Believe me, you would understand better around age 25.... cool[/b]


leave op alone, i thought he was short after reading the headline.

Me that am ranging between 5.5/.8 (not sure), when people say am talk i do get pissed because i dnt feel tall
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by flex04(m): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2019
Lucid1:
I have about 25gb of hierarchical tutorials you can use totally free. I'm in Abuja

**Not for sale

kendological:

good morning bro.
my case is the same as the op.
please can you send them to my mail.
are there any affordable unlimited data plans you know?

Ah do you have conscience? email 25gb!!


Sir what if you copy that into a flash and waybill down to Lagos, i and kendological pay for all expenses

what do you think Kendological
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by flex04(m): 11:58am On Nov 26, 2019
Richnero99:
Good day, guys,


Are there cheaper options for me or should I just go with him?

If u wish, i will teach you HTML5 and CSS3 only for 10k/month from novice to intermediate where i will leave to be a professional(it's a skill so don't anyone deceive you that he will make you a pro, if you can't develop it, forget it) on your own and at this time i will provide u free video tutorial to self tutor ya sef... but if you wish to take professional courses fine by you.
Computers / Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by flex04(m): 11:40pm On Nov 20, 2019
ejihand:


Couldn't get solution then. I had to resell. I advise you not to purchase it unless you are ensure its network coverage is good in your area. It is better you buy the bigger size

my initial choice was just to get maybe an MTN modem but they all claim to be out of stock, that's why i just opted fr swift runner for price sake.

Thanks anyway!!

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