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buygala:
Bros close mouth and stop constituting nuisance in op's thread.


Go buy brand new car if you no wan fix anything.

OP's thread.

Thought it was OP's house.

Unrated900:
Spray am naa if you wish
You buyer abiiii passer by
Whose talking on behalf of buyer

Buyer would fix this too.

Nyanabo:
Ants infested wood

Thanks man.

What are their nationalities?..

Before we end up bringing ants infested wood into our country.

Nope

Gazuz:
Seun if you're reading this, you see that ads bar you added at the top of nairaland homepage that pops up when someone scrolls upwards, please remove that sh*t because it's very annoying and intrusive.

Must be your browser.

Download Soul browser and experience ad free browsing.

Dem no go spray the bumper?

Owner bought Range Rover Vogue and can't keep more than 4 cars.

Nice project!

Meanwhile,

Akwa Ibom roads are really going bad and most of the streetlights are no longer working.

We can't abandon existing infrastructure for new ones.

The old ones needs to be maintained as well.

The bright side of the uyo city is gradually fading out.

Oh well

Your employer probably doesn't know how to close a Html tag.

Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop!

BRIMBRAM:
We wish you more pain our enjoyment. Taste so sweet.

You know ordinarily, persons who keep referring to themselves as "our" and "we" could be demons.

Example is the grill guy here.

I suspect them to be a LEGION of demons..

Oliveronline:
Play am Man United under 2.5
Thank me latery

Footballers are paid to score goals.

That's the aim of the game.

Never stake against "the aim of the game".

Thank you.

BRIMBRAM:
Your pain dey sweet us!

My pain...

I used to own one.

Sold it for the 5008 SUV

Very reliable ride.

Very smooth and fast.

Happy sales man.

adekolaelect:
make your self normal first before Nigeria. Many of you wet no normal na him dey affect the country . Not Nigeria that is abnormal but people wet dey inside it . Like Obidient , IPO and other bad wishers of Nigeria who wishes bad for the country but come out to pretend like good Nigerian in the name of 2023 presidency.

Yes, it's a public forum. But you should learn to go through people's profiles before engaging them.

Usually, I for don swear for you, but I no just want cuss this evening.

Only in Nigeria you'll see a professor rigging an election for an illetrate.

Only in Nigeria, you see educated elites canvassing for votes for an illiterate.

In Nigeria, you'll find physically fit persons campaigning for I'll persons.

Na this same Nigeria we see as vigilante go rescue police.

Animals wey suppose dey zoo dey swallow money.

Everything here Na upside down.

Nigeria no normal. I swear!

Funny how hood rats be running up and down protesting, when the beneficiaries of the system be rolling in convoys, flying PJs and playing golf...

Worse are the internet warriors who stay up punching their keypads defending fellows who don't know about their existence.

Pawns!

Omoh

Wow

Chai

Toh

Nigerians and prayers.

Pray...! Pray..!! Pray!!!

Pray to graduate.

Pray to get work.

Pray to receive salary.

Pray to spend the salary.

Tntsi:
Tinubu will not sit on the seat of president.
He is heading to a disastrous fall.

This year 2023, Peter obi and Datti ahmed will kick start the new Nigeria

You people underestimate these people.

That's where the failure started from.

Suite:
Same thing was said about Akpabio on Arise News this morning

I don't like the man Akpabio... But when it comes to performance, NO governor in the history of Nigeria's democracy stand close to Godswill Akpabio.

I used to criticise him, until I visited Akwa Ibom.

I repeat, no Governor comes close to Akpabio.

Whatever happened at the Niger Delta Ministry was a result of the federal system, which is controlled from Abuja.

Akpabio's hands were tied down.

mrsage:
Did his father ever slap a police officer while he was alive ?

So where is the injustice?

Don't mind those idiots comparing him with his father.
His father was a freedom fighter. He used music to preach against the injustice in the system.

This one is just a nuisance.

Won't blame him though... This era of Internet and social media, people have exchanged their brains for social media likes and followers.

An avenue to upgrade the looting spree using this White elephant project as a platform.

This small money that we're expecting Sen. Bola Ahmed Tinubu to save for Nigeria from the suspension of the fraudulent subsidy scheme, since Dangote Refinery is coming on board.. I'm sure they're creating this one as an avenue to siphon it.

Great

UyaiIncomparabl:
I will load the 5M into my Sportybet account and use it play Man City to beat Real Madrid at Etihad on Tuesday. It is priced at 2.29 odds. They will win for sure. Afterwards, I would have had 10M in my account by the next hour after the match has ended. Thereafter, I will withdraw the 10M and use it for enjoyment with my gees.

5M spent, invested and returned with profits judiciously. Win-win. Chai. Sense will not kill me.

Money well invested. And truly, Mancity did beat Real Madrid at the Ethihad.

I'll rather go to hell, than share heaven with lawyers.

Sometimes, you just have to agree with jungle justice.

Hell No!


But the guy that said he can't do it for even N100,000,000..... Baba think well ooooo

Shey you can see the number of Zeros in N100m?