₦airaland Forum

babaolofin:
You want to show yourself. Do you know the calibre of IT team at Zenith? Do you know their business continuity and disaster recovery strategies?

Show myself?

Lol...


Are they building rockets in Zenith Bank Plc?

That's some critical asset...

Subscribing to Cloud solutions should reduce the number of physical infrastructure...

N1.8 billion!!!!!

Massive cashout for them, their families and cronies.

Their children will be driving all manner of flashy cars at night around Wuse 2, Maitama and CBD.

Even gateman sef fit get one house or plot of land as loyalty gift.

While some people who don't even know the name of their councillor are here typing 300wpm defending who no sabi them...

Nigeria is f*cked beyond redemption.

Ekwerwmadu no do reach this one, e dey go 10 years behind bars.....

Zico5:
Which Booker they play this one

1xbet, 22 bet. And you can combine all on one ticket.

Kellie069:
Over 2.5 and 7.5 corners . Cool 2odds plus

Home 1.5 goals, over 6.5 corners, over (2) Yellow cards.

Safer.

Lol

depz:
I wish the passengers of that air peace flight that experienced turbulence from Uyo to Lagos had died. I wish the plane crashed and killed every single one of them. Now that they survived, most of them would go to church and start giving nonsense testimonies about being saved by a stupid God that does not exist, causing more people to believe in that nonsense called religion and making our country cease to progress

Somebody call 911.

Oh lord.

Oh Thank God.

Well..

sonature1:
That's not true. It works. I wrote an e-book in 2018 and made over $50 from it. It was my first book and I didn't even make its paperback at the time.

So, everything I made was from Kindle (softcopy format). I haven't had the time to write another ebook since then.

For you to make money from your e-book, you must teach people something new or how to solve their problems.

My book was on how to write cryptocurrency white paper, launch it, and work out the tokenomics so as to convince prospective investors to buy the digital asset. This is something many people didn't know how to do at the time.

I learnt from that experience, and I am currently writing another book about a technology the world doesn't know about now.

Ask yourself, Why would someone buy your e-book when they can google and get the same thing you wrote about from Google? Therefore, you have to think out of the box from Amazon KDP.

Oga how much is $50 abeg?

I used to design TShirts for Amazon in their Merch program. In a month, I'd make $100 as commission. And this wasn't regular.

For some people, $100 might be alot, but for we that have paid our dues. Omoh that $100 no fit go anywhere oooo.

The way these marketers advertise these schemes, they'll make you feel like you'll be making thousands of dollars monthly. The truth is, they themselves don't make such money from the program itself, rather it's the books ans training referrals they make that they get commissions from.

Wow

I'll go for the private sector job.

Government jobs are a no-no for me. Except very highly specialised professional agencies.

It's in the government offices you'd see people mocking you for speaking English. They'll make jest of you for dressing well. They'll persecute you for going extra mile to ensure things are done professionally.

Before you know it, they will initiate you into their waywardness and you'll start losing all your professional ethics and values. Someone up there has already started advising him to sell handouts and marks to the highest bidder. Yes! That's the lifestyle you'll end up with.

But you see that multinational, they'll stress the hell out of you, and at the same time, bring out the best in you.

You will work for every penny they pay you. When you eventually decide to take your career further, you'll be able to prove your worth to future employers.

With 350k per month, if you can be saving 200k, within 2 years, you might decide to find greener pastures.

Take the second job if you know you're ready to work your ass out to achieve your dreams. If you want to lazy around, and sell handouts and marks to lazy students, then you know what to do.

I wish you best of luck!

OloyeVIII:
E be like say na jus me & you get sense for the full nairaland.. I been know say we no pass 2..

Make them rest abeg. Na beg we dey beg them. Make them rest.

They should all rest abeg.

Prowriter1:
If you've ever spend money to buy courses online, you'll know they're many scammers involved. Especially in Nigeria.

So I have concluded to never buy these courses again.

1. Affiliate marketing courses
2. Make money online courses
3. Crypto courses

What do you think?

Please add Amazon KDP to your list.

At least one good news..

Seen them train before at the National Stadium Abuja. They played very well.

With Kelvin Debrune out, Fulham should just put Alvarez, Jack and Mahrez under check. They Could take a point from the game.

Mancity will surely get a clean sheet as Mitrovich and Willian is are out.

BigotedNaptu:
Your bigoted minister Abike Dabiri refused to use his planes and opted for a rickety cargo plane instead because the burning pain in her heart could not accept the fact that an Igbo man was going to save Nigerians yet again.

Chief. Please rest!!!!

You're everywhere this morning and I think you're beginning to cry more than the bereaved.

Okiton:


Their problem
It's none of my business
They betrayed themselves due to their selfish expected gain. The foolish Akpabio who stepped down for agbado with the hope of been compensated with the Senate Presidency has been invited again by the EFCC for questioning, a plot to truncate his ambition. the mumu Orji Uzo Kalu who were also dancing around the drug lord for Senate president position has been thrown one side like a trash he is.
Ifeanyi Okowa failed woefully on his vice president ambition.
Rotimi Amaechi name has been erase from political history, infact his existence doesn't matter to the APC.
Soon Uzodinjo will cry.
Wike will suffer the most

We pray God served them their own cup of tea till their eyes is clear

You call a 2-term governor of an oil producing state foolish?

A former senator, minister and commissioner for 8 years.

Coming from someone who canot use his real name and profile picture on the Internet.

Reflect7:
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NAF storms Egypt with massive, intimidating C130 military aircraft to evacuate Nigerians from the regional theatre of battle.

https://theaviationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/NAF918.jpg

Intimidating C130...

You definitely know nothing about planes..

victormbadike14:
5 million? Haba, fear God na...pls read properly or research well..Kai! Nigerians!

Oga. You should be the one reading and researching well.

I wanted to quote him too, when my brain asked me to first look it up on Google. And I found out that he is absolutely correct.

You learn to do the same.

Ignatio:
Five million . What are 5 million Nigerians doing in Sudan? Are they sure other nationals are not in that number?

My brother, I had to go Google that figure. And it actually might be true.

Abeg, what are 5m Nigerians doing in Sudan mbok?

Modified.
My wife just informed me that two of her colleague's chidren are trapped there. They go to Sudan to access cheap Islamic education.

Zico5:
Gangster paradise. The funniest part is that you can't do a shit. Those lecturers are real jagaban on their own

Depends on the school.

In my alma mater, if a lecturer slaps a student... It will take over a month and series of peace talks to calm the students down.

There are students who are just waiting for stuffs like this to happen. You wee see different colours that day!

Wow

Spyetv:
FALSE ALLEGATION... Southern Kaduna Residents should even say. NIGERIAN Army has a foresight on how you all are going to start your genocide war and even when the rain is going to fall on your roof. Nonsense... Intelligence from residents of these community is very poor. They refused to provide information on purported attacks. You are blaming Army for your stupidity.

You know its blood that we're talking about here...

Now before the blood of the innocently slained Kaduna indigenes start hunting you, you better shut your gutter.

Nawa ooooo

You see this Nigeria... If you have the opportunity to eat from the cake, please do, without looking back.

The system can never ever be change.

Anyone fighting for a better Nigeria, is fighting a lost cause.

If you still think otherwise, then it's either Nigeria hasn't happened to you yet, or you just choose to be ignorant.

I like Akpabio. Man put his state on the map. But damn! 103 billion naira. How do they even sleep at night knowing how much they've squandered from the citizen's collective wealth?

Has anyone noticed that the Accountant General's corruption case is gradually slipping into the carpet.

Trump no even do reach this one, yet the feds are asking for his head.

ItisWell22:
😂🤣

As I see that picture of her in polling unit, I come imagine person wey go wan cause trouble there, thinking sey na regular lazy, unfit police…

Hand to hand, even if na guy (wey loose guard) the person go collect wotowoto… 🤣

Baba. Commot that "wey loose guard)... This one go mend every every.. Na professional she be..

On one thread the other day, someone was saying all these policemen, let them drop their guns and see if he won't beat them up one on one...

Baba, in case you're reading this... Trouble no good ooooo. If you see problem, avoid it!