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Not yet "Uhuru"

If you know you know....!!!!

Hundred!

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Paystack:
And she'll be singing and crying as if they're not paying her

Abeg. No make me laugh.

SmartPolician:
I must really commend these justices for holding this hearing every day.

A typical Nigerian public servant at their level comes to work once in a week

If only you knew how much they earn per sitting.

Edipet:
ekpang no fit hungry me at all. But if I see am I dey eat am well. Anna women dey love ekpang

You probably live at home.

Please post the picture of the compund and the name of the draft law firm that drafted this rubbish.

Some lawyers are worse than beggers.

They can defend even the devil in the court of law and draft the dumbest type of agreement.

After they proud themselves as "learned fellows"

Ekpang

Wow

Congratulations to him.


I hope he doesn't go the way of a certain Kogi youth...

LeoDeKing:
Someone used SSCE from miracle centre to secure admission into a university to study a very cheap course, yet ended up with 3rd class. That is the same clown some knucklehead are waiting for to come save their lives.

Same clown built an international business empire, became a governor and contested in a presidential election.

Remind us what your father and entire family members have achieved in the last 3 decades.

I like the guy.

Scored against Chelsea.

Dear God,

You are all that matters.

Help me to know this always and to never underestimate your works in my life.

Amen!

Ojay

CarzRus:
I never blocked you oh, I'm ready to start coming now. Check your WhatsApp.

Oga, return that guy 2k abeg.
Which kind rubbish be this!

Wow

Naso

Lol

Legit Hardwork pays.

I think the new administration should publish the names of companies that have been been importing fuel since the beginning of the fuel subsidy regime.

We really need to know where our commonwealth has been going?

Story

To enter EFCC, you will need an invite.

And those MF don't give a damn who you are.

My lawyer is a SAN. The day we went there, those MF didn't give any f*ck who he was.

He queued, he signed in, he submitted his phones

Clowns

shonepa:
Which problem he create? Oga which statement? Where u dey when Buhari sign budget. Una no go dey current.

Nairaland dey try, but its not the best to stay updated on Nigerian politics.

There is no miracle here, na hope we get, atleast we don know say we have working refineries and we can be the highest producing in Africa.

We go forward....not if

Positive thinking citizens move the country forward.

He caused the entire panic by making the "Subsidy is gone" statement.

He shouldn't have touched that subject matter.

Celebrate your inauguration and go home!

Tackle a problem you created.

When Elon Musk tweeted Dogecoin... Other CC went on a full time dip.

You should know what a presidential inaugural statement can cause.

Well. Your problem.


Deal with it.

FreeStuffsNG:
No single non-Igbo appointed. Smh.

No South west State Governor, including my Governor, HE Sanwo-Olu, must ever appoint Igbo or any non-Yoruba except the Governor of his or her state has appointed a Yoruba first.

Since 1999, South East state Governors keep appointing only Igbo of their own but want other states to appoint Igbo. That is a recipe for injustice and kolewek.

For justice, appoint Yoruba and non-Igbo first and the non Igbo states will appoint Igbo, collaborating by reciprocation. Gone are those days of injustice when you hold your own 100% and want to collect that of others in Yorubaland then turn around to work against the dominant political aspirations of the Yoruba when they demand you give them from your own.

Gov. Alex Otti , same Alex who was made in Yorubaland, should appoint a Yoruba today if you want an Abian to get an appointment in Yorubaland! If you don't, for justice and fairness, nothing for Abians in Yorubaland too.

The cheating will no longer be tolerated. Give us land in Igboland if you want land in Yorubaland. Give us appointment in Igboland if you want appointment in Yorubaland. That is collaborating by reciprocation.

There should be equity and fairness. Open up your Igboland,jobs, appointments and the opportunities there to the Yoruba and other Nigerians same way the Yoruba did and we can make progress together. Alex Otti wants to continue in this clannish nepotic tradition of cheating the Yoruba living in Igboland and continue the injustice against other Nigerians.It must to stop!
Check my signature for free stuffs!

The kind mending wey some of you jewmen on this forum require, to reset this your stinking way of vomiting fire. I doubt if you'd survive it.

Man. WTF!

mployer:
Wrong move.

You have opportunity to learn the poultry business while getting paid on it, but you choose to pay just to learn local welding.

I know some wealthy poultry business owners, I am yet to see a wealthy local welder in Nigeria.

You see what your mind wants you to see.

Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

You are just seeking attention.

You don't earn 400k.


All these are just lies.

It's alright.

neutralmind:
Sounds like a good idea.

Very bad idea!

I repeat, very bad idea.

Nice piece though!

sharpwriter:
His speech is brilliant and mostly offhand.... The man sabi book.

Sen. Bola Tinubu is an intelligent man, no doubt. But there were two teleprompters installed infront of him.

N3TRAL:
Tinubu is sound.

What happened during campaigns was taking out 5 seconds errors out of 30 minutes long speeches to paint him as a dementia patient.

All candidates made similar errors but weren't emphasized because of agenda.

Mostly offhand indeed.

I wish him well though.

Oh well

Late developer.