₦airaland Forum

when elections didn't hold in Rivers... useless judges

fvcking Judicial system

Jadekitana:
Ogudu GRA, send a mail and we take it from there. I have to really know you before giving u my contact

very well.. ur highness

welcome once again & have fun

Guyman02:
Chaiii! E pain am!

Peterside all d way bro..

hala Dakuku

Jadekitana:
Oh wow that's not a bad idea at all.

ok cool..

wat's ur location and which mode of contact do you prefer.. bbm, whatsapp, email?

fvck Nyesom Wike..

#teamDakuku

Jadekitana:
Dunno why everyone is so mean to someone new, not nice at all. I'm not talking again, feel like crying!

Hello bae..

you knw I've been eager to meet a real queen of sheeba... mayb buy her drinks sometime

mhiz:
You're cute Buh u got a bad attitude. Beauty without attitude is a waste of resources.

babyy you're not bad atal.. I like ur succulent lips, nose, colour... infact everytin about you

so where in Nigeria?

can we relate?

Adebowaletunji:
if u think otherwise check my profile pics and tell me who's prettier than me..
am single sha but not searching at the moment

you're beautiful quite alright buh do you have brain? ... cos that's what counts

and why are you still single & not searching

xpac01:
God bless my amiable president.
RIP to the fallen soldiers.
But why does the president like travel to the outside the boarders of Africa in black khaftan only. House Any idea

he is a black man (a tall giant of Africa) sending strong message to d whites

don't be surprised when you see 'African Union', 'AU currency etc. etc.

my best guess

Sijo01:
Someone looks odd

yeah... and respected

how about that?

MummyTehillah:
Na over sabi housewife dey call im husband daddy.

meaning?

MadCow1:
PDP = Titanic..


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no mind them... won ma sink ku ni

if bubu like sef... we can pick up this Gulak too

good riddance

they won't see marginalization now o..

the North will always lord over them... nothing they can do about it

make dem do.sack dat Wike abeg..

no more mama piss shoulders to cry on

no big deal in that...

give to govt. what is govt.'s and give to God what is God's

at least we don't use d old church/mosque style anymore.. any tomdi*ck and harry can open them now

where Army dey always dey sef when you need them

please shoot to kill... show no mercy

#zerotoleraneforcorruption

pesty100:
I was in afternoon class yesterday when my biro stopped working, so i decided to go and collect the biro I gave to my friend before the lecture. I stood up and went to the where my friend was sitting meanwhile the lecturer was in at the back of the class receiving call. I thought to my self that I would collect the biro and explain the reason for my standing up to him but before I could do that; he called me and asked me the reason I stood up, I explained to him and he said I should get out of his class. Before I could reach the door he asked me to come back and give him my name and matric no; which I did, then he sent me outside and said I should never come for any of his other lectures or test. He conducted a test for us that same evening which true to his instructions I didn't come for. He would have said I shouldn't come for exams if not for the fact that the course is being taken by two lecturers so he only has 50% on grading us.

So does the punishment fits my crime?

And what steps can I take so that this man won't bully me.

am nt a girl.

na God save you say na 2 lecturers dey take d course..

I'd suggest you meet d other lecturer and explain to him/her with remorse.. give d lecturer ur name & matric too

cos 40-45 no b better mark o.. as it can suck ur GP like b00bs

Daminaj2:
Iceprince is the real MVP

ehnnn... naso

ode le kuku like

Lagos - a mega + + city where everybody wants to flex muscle..

mehnn if you ain't in Lagos, I dnt think you are anywhere o

why this Enugu notorious like this na..

sinaj:
not for me abeg




The rate our artiste have unprotected sex make we wonder

oh! sorry

I think they av a drug or vaccine to that effect.. might be very expensive tho.

it's d poor & helpless ones that catch & die of such disease (most times)

when you go to check pasted results at d faculty/dept... and you notice ur coursemates used blade to cut out d names part

can such ever happen in private unis?

Fabulousfriday5:
You have omitted your owm method of stealing.

na her own method simple pass..

"Diversion of public funds or awarding of contract through a company owned by ones relative"

that Adeola girl for SR sabi table her matter ehnnn... you go hear things like.. madam NOI, upon all d Harvard ehnn, all d phD, world bank etc.

Aufbauh:
This is another academic exercise from one of our high profiled academia who lacks hands-on experience in our terrain.

Her case reminds me of those great philosophers and magicians in the ancient Babylon fruitlessly advising the King then how to turn the fortune of Babylon for good whereas they are also victims of the said harsh environment.
Fortunately one of them spoke to the king that the one who has the capacity and morality to advise on how Babylon can be prosperous should be the man who has made fortune in Babylon, there he suggested Acad the richest man in Babylon.
NOI should know by now that a man can not give what he/she does not have. She should better say that to the marine.

bros... I salute o

so you sef follow dey Babylon that year.. I no knw say we plenty

Lord knows I can't read al that.. even if you gimme #1m

FFK na human being?

sinaj:
Abeg HIV/ AIDs don get cure

just continue ur ARVs dear...

no cure in sight yet... damn

denisfidha:
Why do nigerians like to act as if they are not Africans. .. that's really undignified

did you read d post atal?

you lots just see things and assume... too bad

just go and buy sniper.. like 3 and drink

dnt think it's that expensive... thank me later

folksync:
Now, this is serious!!!!!

I kind of like her too. But MARRIAGE? Don't know about that.

Today is her birthday and we just finished the (boring) sitting room party. And right in front of her friends, she introduced me as her fiancé. What!!!!!!

albino no be person abi...or they too dnt deserve to be loved

buh serzly this shiit is damn funny

lifeisabitch:
When I was stilll in the world, before my secondary virginity, guys were fond of saying if they "handle ur breast ehn, it will increase in size"

It's a lie from the pit of hell, smooching does not increase breast size, rather, it can make the breast collapse. Girls, guide ur breasts jealously.

mayb dem no help you press am well... not all guys know d technique tho.

shey na ur shith*le dey ur dp?.. if dem vaseline crew handle ur profile page ehnnn

buh who come give am biro and paper na?

abi na email d person send... nawa o