₦airaland Forum

I can confirm to you that a sister in d lord got nailed seriously by a man of God bfor the lady got there...

dnt ask me how i figured it out o..

and I also feel she z married likewise d man of God

the next step now na to ban PDP from re-run if they fail to produce a qualified candidate other than Wike...

na only APC, APGA , HOPE etc. etc. go run

wailers na joke o... bfor una go get heart attack

Wailers how market?..
una eyez don dey clear shey

korede should go and marry... girls yapa for Nairaland wey fit die for.am..

wat's my bizness with her mammary glands... is she a cow to be milked or wat exactly
cos I dnt get..

2 Black marias don do...
abeg make authorities go pack them... lock them up joor..
Wike ko

Monalisa185:
lol,serzly? hope you ain't gat a low IQ tho?

nah. tho. cnt rate mysef a genius IQ buh it's pretty high...
no worries okay?

why wnt it collapse when there was no discipline.. corruption was at its peak...

thank God for change.. thingz will get better I believe

Nice one OP...
I subscribe to no 1. tho... very true

if AIT like make dem carry miss world do presenter. I wnt watch it..
useless dokpesi

you're a half-baked graduate if you attended a private uni. ...
we can still consider some eg. CU, Babcock etc. but skols like oduduwa uni.
mehnnn...

you can fvck as much as you like... who go hold you?

when you die, you'll face your panel alone or will I be there with you?

comments like yours makes me view girls as whor*es.. too bad

@OP I just hope you are psychologically prepared for d task ahead..

cos her sexual urge will be abnormally high once she z married (conji buildup for 27yrs no be beans o)

e fe le dora yin pa

btw congrats on that feat..

ademipeju:
I am curious, I want to know.
..

it's for your own benefit..

you dnt want to start treating STDs eg.
syphillis erus
gonorrhea erus etc. etc.

most of those ladies you see catwalking about are disease carriers (they might look healthy but it doesn't change d fact) just like d female anopheles mosquito..

so it's your choice to make.. either zipup or take d risk (life itself is a risk right?)..

how did they get all those photographs?
shey Boko boys sef dey snap passport?... something is not just right..
I can't be fooled easily

SuperStarBabe:
nawao, which kind of small egg plant is that?

that my dear is d power of money... even the tiniest eggplants will see love and live happily

the okay ones will be there roaming the streets...
since his wife doesn't complain..no worries

Monalisa185:
yeah right
I'll work on that
so you mind translating?

it's exactly what you said ...'this one is strong wooh' in yoruba..
from d 'area' comedy skit tho.

Monalisa185:
I'm sorry dearie,I don't understand Yoruba language!

you should... at least d basics
It's not hard to learn

Jimmyo3:
GIRL: Hi handsome.

BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)

GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few
minutes of your time.

BOY: say what you have to and leave immediately.

GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you.

BOY:only that?

GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever I
see you my heart beats with a pop sound.

BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.

GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am
not sobber and am
staggering?
That simply proves that am drunk in love with you.

BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see am busy? (drawing patterns on
the ground using his
feet).

GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured the
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance to invest in your heart
business and you will
see the profits through my love for you.

BOY: You girls are just
the same. You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly.

GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to
show you true love that can never even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.

BOY: Kkk let me think
about it then I will
reply you
later.

GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as you want.
Whatever your decision is,I will respect it but please
say yes.

QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time like this?
where girls will do
the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just
wishful dreaming?

omo those lines bad o.. chai!

I kuku trust myself... I go don blush tire.. plus I go too form hard to get ehnnn..

girls should start toasting biko... na dem dey enjoy d relationship pass anyway

Monalisa185:
hmmmmmm.
this one strong wooooh

eleyi gidi gan...

espionagesavvy:
It is a simple thing to figure out, if this ipob stuff really goes full scale with igbo leaders embracing it, then it's bye bye for nigeria, with boko haram and militants disturbing, and the nigerian army having weak morale and famished Nigeria does not enjoy robust USA support when it comes to procurement of armament so the leaders in the north are afraid, if a civil war breaks out, with boko haram snatching a huge chunk of the north, igbos fighting the government, yorubas hiding, niger deltans causing nuisance, then adieu Nigeria.

just look at yoursef... with all you've said now

can't one assume that d YEEBOS/PDP are behind Bokoharam (knowing fully well that d hausas dnt av d mental capacity to figure it out)
it was part of d game plan afterall right?.... since either way it would be a win win for biafra...

dnt forget d Yorubas (technocrats, born warriors) are watching..

naijapips02:
Mr Gowon, welcome to Enugu. The igboland is home to all.

mumu... did you read d post?

he just went on a visit (probably to warn you flattiees) not relocating... you dig?

he is good..
buh d question is...can he sell in Nigeria? NO

nawa o...
so you mean I can get killed for chasing a girl... na her papa wan marry her?

menxer:
If you are a woman, why is your profile saying male?

Anyway, variety is the spice of life, they say.

What you do with your pusssy in your husband's house is absolutely your business.

are you kidding?..

can't you see he copied d story... with a source(to avoid plagiarism)

shey e wo bra soju ni?

pantless:
Follow Jesus. That's all

on twitter or where?..
please be specific

I can bet she z already Fvcking someone else...
jst needs to feel justified... na d husband I pity sha..
all his pakurumo henceforth will be in vain... smh

oooooooh!... and PMB don travel
I for say make he jail this goatt.. kanu's relative...
Nairalanders wetin dey happen.na... none of una dey see vision?

Up soldier... are you motivated?

you'll say... motivated! motivated! motivated!.

now that 'orun tin ya bo'... ewo lewo?

btw wetin be d work of dose witches and wizards sef?... in na politics now dem go dey gapa..

funny shiit... at times I wonder how d ghanians feel whenever they hear 'ghana must go'