₦airaland Forum

make Nairaland sef host mass wedding na ..
na Aminat I dey go with..

see yeye people for Nairaland dey quarrel..

d lady probably saw d size of his dickk... afterall he z a drunk..
all d ale, afato, ogidiga, osomo, opa eyin and co. let's see where it leads..
#Change indeed

omo na fire for fire this time o...


baba abeg deploy abokii soldiers go dere... ojoro cancelled

I just dey happy... dnt knw why




patiently waiting for fayose's turn...

big SCAM..

80% of those attending Convenant are politicians kids, rich men even muslims... as bad as it is..

the church members are there justling to enter federal unis and polytechnics..

who's fooling who?

illiteracy is a disease...

I find it very hard now to buy stuffs from roadside sellers...

where you'll see them kit-up at Shoprite and other stores to handle food items... smh

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

baba na for ajegunle you grow up o.... lekki/VI pikin no fit know all dese..


ur story will change... banana island tinz

beautiful...
but that doesn't change d fact that it's a glorified secondary school

make dem no reach Anambra or Enugu o...
else..

devalue wetin?...
useless people... can they devalue their own currency?
PMB.sir... abeg give ursef brain o

@OP nice writeup..

buh how will I know she's not an Ashawo

a lot of girls stare and do all sort of things around me buh can I befriend them all?

what's all d fuss about igbos sef?..
abeg make we hear word jaree

sandraokosun:
Have any one noticed their hasnt been any single press conference from the opposition pdp in the northern states. It shows you a reflection of what is on ground. The pdp northern chapters has been soaked into the change mantra, even till date none of them want to be seen as been against buhari to avoid been lynched or their offices burnt down as the north remains the same as it was during election.
It shows the hate wasnt just to gej as the wailers wanted us to believe.
In the north its death to pdp as a whole, and even the move by the pdp to immediately gather northern support by zoning its 2019 to them hasnt changed anything.
Pdp in the north is still scared to even critisize pmb, the pocket of unkwown half born northerners that critisize pmb do so at the comfort of their maitama abuja homes.
The problem wasnt the north getting candidate frm pdp.
Its about the fact that pdp is death to them, and pmb as president isnt helping pdp course.
Olisa metuh blamed pdp colosal loss on the pdp personal attack on then gmb, he further said if pdp had made such remark on ojuku pdp would have also lost east. It shows you the reason pdp and its team are scared of pmb, they cant even critisize him for fear of been lynched by the north which they have zoned their ticket to.
Fayose,ffk are the only ones that would dare, we know they have leaking mouths naturally.
How many northerners in pdp or outside pdp can dare even critise pmb, even when the innocent man would not use a finger on them (ask fayose).
It leads us to the same point were pdp would be voiceless against pmb in the north, after doing everything to compensate them, north treat them like outcast.
As the weeks, and years roll in, the more pmb cultlike followership, the more pdp even tries to please pmb so as to get in the good book of the north.
Whatever candidate they present either the weak dwawanbo or the unkwown ribadu changes nothing just as it changes nothing now that the north knw pdp zoned to them. When pdp top causus man like akpabio can praise his rival(pmb) and call him man of integrity at a large gathering like the senate floor on the screening of udoma as minister, it shows you all the pdp can do is praise pmb and give him soft landing to appease the north.
They say pmb intimitated akpabio with efcc, but did he also intimidate all the pdp senators even murray bruce who distinguish himself frm stv not politics fraud.
Truth is it was a ploy to make way for ameachi and not be seen to be an obstacle to pmb progress again by the north.
Its gullible supporters failed to read that, thats why u see akpabio only job is to say I SECOND every motion by ndume.
You would be seeing more of these as it goes on.
The pdp battling hard to be on pmb goodbooks, so the north can accept them.
Then tell me how u hope to beat pmb by making it easy for him.

that's why I term d YEEBOS as greedy and self-centred..

if you remember d then PDP chairman (a northerner),
how they forced him out and turned the party to a regional one.. thinking GEJ couldn't be defeated..

now they dnt have grounds in d north or west... only East... let's see how they cope

baronblessed:
Plssssss nairalanders Help Me, I jst printed my call up letter and I have Been posted To Zamfara of all places. Despite I worked it to Lag yet dey still posted me go zamfara, All my life I have Never been to the North. I have Neva wished to and won't go to d North, I can't RISK Ma LifE for any service tin, NYSC did not send me to school, dey didn't pay for my schooling. Nairalanders plSs Help Me I can't go to the NORTH. #Plsssssssssssssssss....

but you never die naa...


my friend start packing ur load... you av no choice

motto is... 'service & humility'.... OTONDO

missyadorable:
Stop fooooling yourself.there is nothing like real love btw a man n woman.Not in 2015...it's sexual urge that makes men want women.Love indeed!

so you dnt believe in marriage?

btw why else did God create women if not to satisfy men's urge.. companionship too mayb

SmokingGunZ:
. All these NL girls that are so materialistic.

I've been home for the holidays for over 9 weeks. All my little savings have been dissipated.

I'm scared of approaching a girl cos i usually dont have any tangible cash on me.

Ladies, why wont you take a guy serious if he doesnt spend on you?.
It's nerve racking.

then wait till you've made it... if Don Jazzy, Dbanj, Lymxx and co. are not bothered then why should you?

control your sexual urge for now...

just that when you make it you'll find it hard to get real love... sad world we guys live in

nawa o.... all these sweet love stories.
oh Lord when my own sef go come?....

when foreigners don plenty pass owners...
na dem sabi

Immaculatebabe:
Hello fellow NLs. I'm a lady in her late 20s, married to a very wonderful man who adores me a lot but the problem is his demand for sex these days are increasing.

He wants it everyday & if refuse, he gets mad & starts ignoring me & the kids. I'm lossing my mind because this action of his is making me feel bad. No sex, No talking to each other. Please what do i do?

wooow...

Immaculate so you're married with kids...

where is GEJ and his sweethrt?...

are they that irrelevant now?

is this a country atal?..

oya Nairalanders... call to action..

enof of d sweet talks... we need volunteers to face Bokoharam

Igbos are such.. I dnt know..
so for deir mind now... Rivers will go with Biafra..

i shake my head for una

hobbovey1:
Camel toe



Camel toe

na horseleg I see o...

where you take see ur own cameltoe?

HeartRobber:
My madam looked me inside toilet since last night because I didn't worm our Egusi soup


And my battery go soon die

jigolo no be better work...


see ya life outsyd?

kemlily:
Man must Survive
Better than robbery

can a disabled man rob?

it should be... better than begging

I just pity this FFK..
he thinks he's untouchable cos. of his family background

or mayb na YEEBOoS comments dey freak am... those ones will push you to death and switch sides..

when GEJ was violating it then.. where were you?

the SE kept quiet... now they are running their mouth cos it's no longer business for them as usual... smh

@OP sad truth... it's gone
dis Lagos sef ehnn..

ZYZZA:
Mmmmm the fan must be. An apc member
#IHATEAPC

and na PDP fan... see yasef?

deebsman1:
Over hyped uni, always rushing students without delivering anything tangible academically. (JUST MASTER THE ART OR SCIENCE OF CRAMMING, AND IN NO TIME, YOU WILL BECOME A SCHOLAR IN NO TIME).....but all in all, its working for them, so good for them.

you're blessed... you've said it all

ve met a mechanical engineering graduate of Unilorin that knows nothing.. when all they do is rush them

dunno if they're getting award for being fast or somtin