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Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by flokii: 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2015
melzabull:
she-male, its your blood and that of your fellow ewedu eaters.

Shameless goat
na jealousy dey worry you...
you fine reach am?

see thick, curvy fresh fine babe like dat you no bow..
#jst fuxk off
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by flokii: 6:39pm On Sep 12, 2015
melzabull:
STFU! Despicable foool
make I no jst swear for you..
I'll let it slide
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy At Cherubim & Seraphim: Rare Baby Photos Of Mavin Boss Growing Up by flokii: 6:36pm On Sep 12, 2015
woli Jazzy. grin
wicked world
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by flokii: 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2015
PentiumPro:
See your blood splattered everywhere grin
pele dear.. no mind dat flatheead jare..
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by flokii: 6:28pm On Sep 12, 2015
melzabull:
What a useless foool! stinking hypocrite.

Im sure this yorubaboon hypocrite has clicked over 100 likes on comments of his fellow tribalistic mgbati iddiotts and is yapping balderdash to me now. You yorubastads think say na only una get bad mouth abi?

Shame on your useless mother, father, village and generation.

Curses be upon all of you.

NB pls Remind your hopeless father to r.ape ya teenage sister tomorrow morning

bastad idiottt
Shoooo!... nawa o.. MONKEY so you don take am personal
BTW.. m not a bigot.. jst that truth is bitter
#Enof is enof..
Na only igbos dey Naija?... na to dey commit international crimes una sabi.. Foolish and cursed tribe
Romance › Re: To The Ladies... Why Do You Have Boyfriends??? by flokii: 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2015
why else if not to succk and fuxk preeek.. grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by flokii: 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2015
melzabull:
Same here! As much as you can, please do.

These hopeless yorubastads need to be put in their place cool
SHAME on you and ur kind...

why not wait till you get ur Biafra to soil its name...
bloody Igbo whor**ee...
if we look am well na ashewo you go dey do for yorubaland.. *spits
Health › Re: Is There A Cure For Hiv/aids by flokii: 8:09am On Sep 12, 2015
dis OP don get HIV.. grin

Op no fear.. HIV is not the end of life.. keep the hope alive
Health › Re: There Is A Family History Of BPH by flokii: 8:06am On Sep 12, 2015
na OP booobbbyyy succulent like thtat?.. grin
Health › Re: Large Quantity Of Blood Gushes Out Anytime He Empties The Bowl by flokii: 7:59am On Sep 12, 2015
@OP you probably have piles...
it is a very serious problem plus you have to rule out the possibility of colon cancer..

If the blood is bright red, it could be piles or anal fissure (tear)... whereas if d blood is darker, that could be from d colon..

buy Witch hazel to relieve symptoms and drinkable moko parrafin from pharmacy to soften ur stool *cheers
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Deal With A Cheating Boyfriend? by flokii: 12:38am On Sep 12, 2015
DatBossAssChick:
This is funny and serious at the same.

Caught him red handed in his place on my way from work, decided not to inform him and wala!!.. he came up with a smooth lie that she is his cousin. And the girl agreed to bear the cousin with a fake name that even his family members dont know of.

My instincts told me everything acting was a lie because even his brother doesn't know about such cousin. Lol
@OP you dey jonze I swear...

na man matter you carry for head like dandruff so?..

BTW has he turned you to lord of d rings yet or proposed?
Romance › Re: Photoshoot Of Life! Checkout This Pre-wedding Photo Found On Facebook by flokii: 12:33am On Sep 12, 2015
d groom wan kill himself because of woman sha...
abi na me no dey see well?
Celebrities › Re: D’banj Films TV Commercial For Koko Garri And Bank Of Industry ‘CAP’ Fund (Pics) by flokii: 12:31am On Sep 12, 2015
See as dbanj head come big sote I no quick recognize am...
abi Speee*m don go accumulate for d guy head ni
Fashion › Re: Can You Rock This Designer Suit? (pics) by flokii: 12:26am On Sep 12, 2015
Chillext:
Can you rock this designer suit?
@OP see au ur popsy cute dieee... grin
shey na from jumia he order am?
Christianity Etc › Re: Sheikh Adam Idoko Kidnapped in Enugu by flokii: 12:21am On Sep 12, 2015
BOKO... Enugu boys dey para sha grin
Politics › Re: Photos From Northern Governors Forum Held Today In Kaduna by flokii: 12:20am On Sep 12, 2015
YEEBOS na una masters be dat o... grin
Politics › Re: Will Amaechi And Fashola Make The Ministerial List? by flokii: 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2015
firstEVA:
I am getting a little bit worried that this duo may not make the Ministerial list considering PMB's decision of not wanting a minister who would drive government car to answer to charges on corruption. We all know Fashola and Amaechi are sound men, highly intelligent and purpose driven, these are the kind of men the president need to move Nigeria forward. Not also forgetting the roles they played in ensuring PMB is our president today.

So what do you guys think, will Buhari forget the past just because of the political "bad belle" and witch hunting of Fashola and Amaechi sponsored by pained wailers?
You no get Buhari number make you call am?
Romance › Re: 5 Signs To Know Your Girlfriend Is Not Loyal In A Relationship by flokii: 8:04pm On Sep 11, 2015
these hoee*s ain't loyal... *singing grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Is The Best Way To Answer When An Interviewer Says ‘tell Me About Yourself’ by flokii: 10:01am On Sep 11, 2015
na so so motivational talk and tips full everywhere .... but where d job dey?
Romance › Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by flokii: 9:51am On Sep 11, 2015
It is either the girl gave d guy tough time or vice versa.. grin grin!
Nairaland General › Re: Checkout This Ananconda Like Snake Killed Today (photos) by flokii: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2015
Black Dummies... make una kill all d animals chop finish o

Until we have none left

#Biodiversity
Science/Technology › Re: Human-like Species Discovered In South Africa (Photos) by flokii: 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
Lady F dem don discover your specie o grin
shey we no go pop somtin?
Politics › Re: Rivers: More Army Witnesses Insist No Election Took Place On April 11 by flokii: 9:25pm On Sep 10, 2015
vikeyz:
Order from Jumia at Cool
prices and Pay_On_Delivery.
Contact victor to order, Call or
Whatsapp: 07068683406
Jumia wey don spoil their market... na so so chinco goods dem dey sell and substandard products
I'd rather go to reputable store to get my needs... *peace
Family › Re: The Pretty Banker Who Married A Danfo Driver: True Love Story by flokii: 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
Nairaland girls no go learn from this one o...

na Mr. fresh, Mr hot and how to meet Mr. ready made thread dem go dey create/read

How many of you will answer if an okada man or danfo driver toast you grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hmmmm I Wonder How 2025 Will Look Like. (PHOTO) by flokii: 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
@OP no fear... by then microchips go don go round.. ur brain will probably serve as antenna for telephatic calls.. or holographic gadgets... Technology will end the world..
Career › Re: Rejoinder To When A University Degree No Longer Guarantees A Job by flokii: 9:07pm On Sep 10, 2015
engrkenny:
I have been shying away from posting a reply on here since the topic surfaced earlier today, having somewhat found myself at this same crossroad since passing out of nysc two months ago, I didn't feel worthy to claim to have answers to the concerns raised by those two brothers. Albeit, mine tends to be a matter of ambivalence at the moment, wouldn't want to talk about myself here tho.

My two pence... True life story...

Last two days, I found myself inside a klimanjaro fast food, after a hot and usually exhaustive aptitude test somewhere in the southern part of the country, trying to cool off. Somewhere on the south wall of the restaurant had a board hanging, with a caption "OUR STORY" a short write up about how the klimanjaro most of us used to impress babes those days back in school was a brainchild of a few young Nigerians and bla bla, I bent down and asked myself, so why spend close to 5k on transport and almost sustained a hip dislocation on terrible roads just to sit for another frustration in the guise of a recruitment test? Coincidentally just this same week a cousin of mine quit her IT job at a local fast food place, her reason....stress, guess what, she works in the account section, on probing further she revealed this people make a subtle 900k a day, and it's just one of their many outlets, I smiled and told her she wouldn't understand, she's still in school and would definitely get cash for all her needs including hairdo by September.

Summary of my long story.......I have decided, no more job tests, no more unsolicited cv submissions, and don't mistake me, I don't despise salary jobs, I'll gladly accept to grow working for someone else, but am no longer going to beg for it. I join my voice to that of many young and knowledgeable young people out there to ask......hw can with all my numeracy, all my computer skills, all my analytical skills, good command of English, I am to be put through scorn in the name of recruitment and I have to be grateful if I get one at last?

I have decided to explore my inner self, does it mean with all I know I can't solve any of the problems I join every other person to complain about everyday? There must be something I can do to make some cash and invest same into acquiring some real hands on technical skills, which has always been my passion, while relying totally on God, the giver of all things.

Any like minded youngsters should start developing same mentality too, no matter how difficult that seems. God bless us all.
@OP I dunno why but I pity you

Life z hard xpecially in Naija.. you better face it
Crime › Re: Man Who Was Druged And Raped By A Girl (photos) - Vascable by flokii: 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2015
And he licked her kulekule..
kai iranu.. abachaa grin

I swear if na me, my john thomas no go rise..
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Man Arrested For Pouring Hot Oil On Wife In Abia by flokii: 8:52pm On Sep 10, 2015
Like I care... *hiss
Celebrities › Re: The Resemblance Between Toyin Adegbola And Her Daughter by flokii: 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2015
Toyin Tomaatoo.. grin
I need one ele tutu o abeg.. incase una see any
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria To Experience Lunar Eclipse On September 28 by flokii: 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2015
@OP why always Nigeria? Benin republic and ghana nko.. wetin do them?
Travel › Re: Beautiful Sights Of Lagos Island by flokii: 8:44pm On Sep 10, 2015
YEEBOS make una no too admire am o na eko (yorubaland) o grin
Crime › Re: Woman Bites Off , Swallows Neighbour’s Tip (Pictured) by flokii: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2015
Illiterates..
I have them in my area, all they do all day is gossip and fight. that's why EDUCATION still remains the best legacy

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