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sassyangel1:
Kikikikiki..... Laffing in 30 billion naira style. U jst dey start. Sha try n hide the chords Abi electrical wire. I don't wnt 2 tell u Hw my daughter has turned my iPhone to Nokia phone. I'm terribly thinking wer I'll fling my kids as they'll soon be on a long one week midterm. Hmmmm(sighs)... Ayam not crying o, it's d onions dt I'm peeling dts crying.

Lolzz at 30billion naira style. Seriously I wish my family house is in Lagos. We just left bank now, babe was busy hugging and playing with almost everybody in the bank. One of the customer service lady gave her 1k and mummy used it to buy food and meatpie + coke

Lemme come and be going. Zaynie and swtdarling comman see

Graciouscharis:
It’s not all children that uses potty.
Maybe you should get this kids potty cover they attach to the toilet seat. It may do the trick.
None of my children used potty but this works. Just make sure it’s not a public toilet and it’s neat. If I see a picture of it, I’ll attach it.
And don’t forget to make her feel so special for getting it right. Like telling her she’s a big girl, a princess etc

Thanks dear, I'll look for the potty cover cos I'm tired

Sansa143:
Flora,it is well.
I just can't imagine I will soon b in ur shoes,mine is just 10mnths and d destruction no be here.May God give us the grace to handle them and train dem welll too.E-hug sis.

Seriously is not funny, how can a 20m+ (will be 21m next week) be awake from 6:30am-6pm playing, jumping, she no dy tire. I'll feed her, bathe her with normal water even back her(she'll be playing and pinching me), even remove all her clothes make breeze touch her but still nothing. When her siblings come back by 4:30, she won't allow me to rest. Is either she comes to pinch me, beat me or climb on my body. She's too hyperactive and maybe cos I'm pregnant that's why the thing is peppering me

Please allow me to rant cos my dd is driving me nuts
I've tried everything possible to potty train her but she refused. She won't poop inside the potty but instead she'll go to a hidden corner of the house and do her business,later she'll use bedspread or clothes and cover it or she'll use it to paint the floor and wardrobe/wall for me. assuming she does it inside her diaper, I'll manage but she'll remove the diaper, fling it away and do her business. I'm tired of cleaning the house, wardrobe or wall and washing clothes biko I'm not a donkey.
On Saturday night, she threw my phone inside toilet and there was no light. Assuming I didn't go with torchlight, my phone will be swimming with waste products,now the phone is dead and gone,only my Sim card and battery survived.
I don't even sleep in the afternoon again even when I remove everything that will injure her or she can spoil cos she'll definitely find something to spoil.
When you want to shout at her or spank her, she'll start hugging me, pecking or waving her hand saying sorry.

#Rantover

sassyangel1:
For wia?! Iz still dia ooooo... Lolllzzzz...

This ultimate search you're doyin me is not fair oo. Na only BA I see that time and I no see anything now I searched. Biko direct me to the page

sassyangel1:
Lmaoooo.... I'v sent it since last yr na.

Did you remove it? Can't remember reading it

sassyangel1:
No, she has not re-virgin. She allowed matured cobwebs to become landlord in the zanga. She Berra remove d cobwebs b4 d celebrity 32million naira snake find its way to the zanga. Lemme come n b going. Ayam not @ home oooo...

I dinnor read your BS

booqee:
Consumed a full big pot of zobo within two days cos I missed the damn thing so much . I was also nursing the tiniest hope that it might induce labour. I hope that's not too much on me and my babies health?

I honestly don't know why I'm running faster than my legs, cos I'm not close to my due date yet, just 38weeks and some days but I'm so anxious to put to bed. I don't want to say I'm tired of waddling.

Why are you now telling us? Drink alone and born alone. Wishing you safe delivery

lioha:
Rant time


Shebi dem say kpekus the induce labour na so I hold dh say im must do the do because since I get belle Im never enter Jerusalem for once , sake of say Im dey fear not to harm baby. befor JT enter vj na war . The pain no be here.

Abeg my question be say person way don disvirgin the later turn to virgin after some time? Because right now my vj dey hot to pis sef na war. Felt like the very first time.

Your husband is the real mvp biko. And I'm the one killing the son of man
Sorry for the pain nne

booqee:
thank you thank you thank you been craving it so much.. I'm so doing it today..

BTW, will it change the taste if I put little of the pineapple itself

No, some even use fresh pineapple juice

booqee:
Someone kindly help me with how to make zobo drink recipe. Thanks

my everyday drink growing up.

Zobo leaves
Ginger(peel and cut into tiny pieces or grind)
Pineapple peel(I wash the pineapple before peeling)
Flavoring

Wash your zobo leaves with water, put in a pot with pineapple peel and boil for some mins with the quantity of water you want. Add your ginger, cook for 20/30mins till the leaves are soft. Off your gas, sieve out the juice, add lil water and sieve out the remaining juice. Add your artificial flavorings and stir, allow to cool, pour into bottles/container and refrigerate.

dunasy:
Who amongst the Preggy mamas is this?

#singing# I'm walking away ehhhhhhh from troubles in my life, I'm walking away ohhhh to find a better day

Jina24:
Hahahahaha, I can only imagine. You can in addition to what you've listed give him potatoes, rice, beans etc. How old is he by the way?.

Let me copy some mamas with experience. we are still bfeeding.

Weaning process ehh. Fed her normal food(pureed or mashed) around 7pm, 10pm better creamy pap, tea around 1am and water anytime she wakes.

What happened? Babies even survive 35weeks, Jesus!!! I can't imagine what your wife is going through, no no I can't. After 7mc, I was reading and thanking God for successful delivery only to get the end and saw "gave up". May her gentle beautiful soul Rip and God will give your wife fortitude to bear the loss. E-hugs kokozain

zimunachimdi:
Lesson learnt...
1. All pregnancies are not the same. Dont expect to have the same labour signs as before. They had to sweep my membrane at 41 weeks in my first pregnancy before labour started. but this one was different.
2. ‎Always time your contraction whether painless or painful.
3. ‎Make your hospital close. If not that my hospital is close,i wonder what would have happened to me. I delivered within 30 mins of reaching the hospital.
4. ‎Pray,pray and always pray about your pregnancy and delivery. God always takes care of our fears.

I am really sorry for the delayed BS mamas.

c.

Congratulations sweetie m. to my princess

Naomi14:
Mamas, is there any younger look cream wey i fit use? Na so one auntie bi ask me if am older than hubby hubby wey even use 10years senior me. en.que, hunniesu.zie, Zay.nie abeg make una kon tell me the secret of your fresh baby face.

Make water and fruits your best friend and watch your skin glow

Jina24:
I can't believe this @Flo. raEC, you posted your pix and I didnt see it o .

Anyway, I've seen your pic before and you're indeed beautiful

Thanks dear, posted before with my old moniker

jazzyjazz:
FL.oraEC
Been reading your diary
You're funny o
Lol
Really enjoyed it

Hope your brother and sister are better now

Happy anniversary to you and your husband. Many more fruitful years I wish you both



I dinnor see pishure o

Thanks dear, my brother is getting better by His Grace, my sister is fine still in the hospital with him.
Maybe another day I'll post

Omojudy:
I will grind. Thanks. Morning and night, 4 days?

Once a day, is very medicinal. I added ginger juice to mine cos the bitterness ehh and I did it for 2-3days biko

kelizosuy:

enque:
F.loraEC

See as u fine....

Sansa143:
hapi I got to c d pretty face bhind dis moniker.Ur beautiful.

hunniesuzie:
Oshe. Fine mama. Finer babe

Benignasweety:
Dat very pretty lady ah know

Thanks mama's

hunniesuzie:
I don't use it but I heard it's ok
FloraEC na wa to you oh. You cannot even mention somebody

Sorry oo, cos Saturdays are for wedding

enque:
Thanks dear...
All ds ur style eh... No b small

When you get there you'll see plenty styles.

My DD first didi hairstyle

enque didi is good for children, there are many fine styles too(bantu, shuku, police cap, all back, two steps ) Look for someone very good with it, hand not painful and can be patient too cos pikin wahala no be here. Just go with orishirishi and always put nursery rhymes for her too for distraction.

My side didi is 300, normal plaiting 500 for children oo

XX01:
Please does sand eating have any adverse effect on a toddler?

Started looking for him only to see him in the sandpit outside (which he created by pulling out all the plants there). He was happily eating sand after bathing himself with the sand.

Even posed for the camera sef. Didn't take the after picture of when I had spanked him cos he cried.

When I told my folks, they said I did the same thing. Mine was to hide in the flower garden and eat sand the plants.

[s]I ate white chalk till 10years self even in secondary school even swallowed those small watch batteries[/s]

Naomi14:
I didn't get to see baby

She's not a baby oo. Maybe tomorrow

kelizosuy:
See our bff oh Well done mama

Liftedhands:
Adanma

Thanks mama's, grateful

Jina24:
Wooowww beautiful Girl, keep growing in strength and wisdom . Thank God I didn't miss seeing her.

Thanks dear.

Sansa143:
Is a throw back thursday. Dis is me sumtimes march last year. And den Jay,3rd day on mother earth. God has bin faithful.

Fine woman, oyibo pepper Jay

enque:
yaaaaay! i get to see a pix

cutie

Thanks dear

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