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[quote author=Mr. Globe]when he bans everybody then you will recruit ur family to do the commenting and pay him too[/quote]Hahahahahahahahaha...

Don't mind that jobless Ediot! He wants Seun to make him one of the mods.

GARRI NO GET ADVERT BUT E SELL PASS INDOMIE NOODLE!!

Seun, how does Tonto Dike's tatoo thread affect the price of garri in the market?

Mr Seun Osewa, the CEO of Nairaland, how does ur ranting affect the high price of our precious garri in the market?

Mind u, Garri no get advert, but e dey sell pass indomie noodle for market. So, make ur head straight o!

hornipipe: FACTS ABOUT GARRI
1. This food is very low in Saturated Fat,
Cholesterol and Sodium.

2. It is also a good source of
Manganese, and a very good source of Vitamin c

3. There are 360 calories in Garri


More to follow...

Plus, garri has no advert, but sells more than indomie. Lol

Gunnars for.... No, sorry! Garri for lyf!

gidson12: i was also tempted to ask the price of garri, instead of replying with the current price, i got a ban for a harmless question.....but seun keep promoting and flaging threads with tribalistic intents, giving them a hallowed place in his frontpage shrine and even turning a blind eye to some post of tribal warriors that favour him..........well ur the supreme head of ya nairaland kingdom.

"Supreme head" the as§ of my unborn child.

He is such a hypocrite. A tribalistic puppet.

Seun: Yes, please,

It's wrong to ask about the price of garri on a thread that has nothing to do with garri. Doing so will earn you a ban.

Thanks for your kind cooperation.

Abeg, stay oneside jare! Wetin dey worry u sef?
Ignoring other people's nonsense and senseless comment on a thread that is way off the gibberish they spew there, and here u r, pumping out ur weak vains on a simple question. If u lyk, u ban me. E no go take me ANYTHING to create another account. And hey, b4 i forget... How does this affect the price of garri in the market?

^^ Killed ur fam member before?

^^ WORD!!

Idowuogbo: @op

Oh boi do u eida way i dont mind oo, at least our descendants ate wiv dier hands b4 all dis fork and knife bizzwazz came in line.

BUT! I gats tell u, ur post was a lil bit bizarre for dis section.

Ok o! Atleast, we don know wetin u dey take tamba.

Cupidkc: so u feel that's hygienic...haba!

Ukere sef dey claim "hygienic".

freecocoa: What a shytty thread,cocoayam leaves are the best.

*sigh*

Atleast, thank God say u no form/claim say u no dey shyt.

Cupidkc: Mtchew...ds is gross!
Do people actually use water 2clean up? Huh! The tot of it is very disgustin,let alone the action itself. Nonsense...tissue al d way joo.

Atleast, we don know say na tissue u dey use clean nyash. Oda gibberish u spewed r irrelevant!

[quote author=starlight®®]NL girls | girls in general are good pretenders....give straight answers rather than beating around the bush[/quote]Am tellin u, broda! The infinite level of their pretence beats me!

freecocoa: What a shytty thread.

Its all about "shyt" already, so...

Goldieluks: Or better still wipe your bottom on the wall.

Lol... Imagining where u grew up and ur childhood experience, lol.

thehunted: tissue can never clean ur a$$ the way water would. i use water with soap.Afterwards,i wash my hands with soap.chikena.

Confirm!

Moyola: Tissue izznt v.reliable!
Water spillz errwhere

Meaning, u neva clean nyash for long?

[quote author=Mynd_44]evidence of an attention seeker[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]The OP is just lonely and alone[/quote]Ur guile name na "Roundabout!" U no get bustop! Sorry, u CANT help u!

2kurupt: Doctors advise you wash your hands with soap & water whenever you use the toilet...
btw wat do you think our forefathers used before the tissue came? duh!

U dey mind dat as§pie?!

Zilja: How stinky....mayb he like using his hand to. Gross

See dem! ... Ajegunle Beyounces!

Abeg waka fast commot here jare! And, hey... don't forget to close the door behind you!

Iyawo aboki oshi!

My Vicky: I prefer water but if the preferrable isn't available, then the available is preferably. so, I use whichever is available.

Nice one there, bro! Atleast, we already know ur "prefered" choice, and that is what the thread is all about.

OzReal: My guy I feel you jare.Nothing fit compare to using water to take clean nyash.

I dey feel u too, broda! U too much.

Boyloaf: U̶̲̥̅̊ nor D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ sheet? Ediot! D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ there D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ form one tin one tin! @op, i. Use water & tissue whicheva Ȋ̝̊̅§ available, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ far M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ yansh nor smell! Sekina!

Loool... U dey mind dat tin?! Na dier sheet dey full toilet pass!

I believe in "Lust" @ 1st sight. Lol. Now, that's me jokin!

But honestly, i can marry a gal that i just knew in a space of 1 month.

Their shape.

I love a well curvy shaped gal (not much curve tho).

My dear, i prefer a well curved body, but with YOU in question, i think i really need a reverse.

Ur beauty is outstanding!

[quote author=linda_1]Where are u from? [/quote]Nigeria, my dear.

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".

Loool.

Na wa o! Some guys sha...

mako007: Abeg dat is "LOVE"

LOVE the nyash of my unborn child.

Guys, the worst statement u ever uttered to a gal, or heard bein said to a gal?

Girls, lets hear from u guys, the worst embarrassment u ever gave to a guy (maybe a toaster, annoying person etc) or experienced?

Let me start. Years back (90s to be precise), Someone said the following comment to a gal passing by, and i quote: "Only ur face fine but ur t*** don rotten." Can u imagine? What a disgusting and irritating gibberish to say.

Lets hear urs.

^^ Nyash man!