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[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't know why you cheat and expect to be forgiven just because you confessed.[/quote]The fvck are u on about? If we sin against God and ask for forgivness, Doesnt He forgive us?

Left for the BF to know if he can forgive her or not!

Go for virgins then.

Super1759: Did anyone notice that they've added well? (Few months after mama's death)

Meaning?

[quote author=£love]@poster. Out of curiosity i decided to check ur profile, and frankly speaking ur kinda uglinez is rare. can only be found in ape[/quote]Omo, let nairalanders know say no be me dem tell dat one o!

*Anyway, i no get pic for prof sha!*

meetmeonline:
"Even the sh*t that comes from your nyash is from me"

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Can u imagine?!

crackhouse: A guy once said to a girl "Ur type of Wowo{ugly face} fit make person just slap u for no tangible reason".

Hahahahahaha... Ah! Characters dey shaaa!

[quote author=freecocoa]So what people if i'm the girl? Na crime to ugly again? Hian abeg make una free cocoa o.
Lol @ "Na crime to ugly again."

bonna4u: ^ I wrote f**k it was changed to bleep. What's the meaning of bleep in that context?

Welcom to Nairaland! Lol

U neva c anything.

bonna4u: It was on a sunny sunday afternoon and I and my friend decided to go and cool off with beer in one of the fast-foods in town(we weren't having much money on us that day).
While we were there, my friend's girl friend called asking him where he was. He told her and she said she was coming. 10mins later, we looked through the glass window and saw her catwalking towards the joint with 4 of her friends tagging along. I was like what the Bleep? My friend was pissed when the arrived but didn't show it. After they got sitted, he just walked to the reception and asked them out loud to give him 5 bottles of lacasara. On hearing that, his girl friend in bid to impress her friends asked him; "James can't you ask me what to offer me"? He replied immediately with the question; "this place na my house"?
I had to excuse myself immediately to have my fill of laughter.

Hahahahahaha.... Ah! Som pipu funny gan o!

schorlbone: Fotitiri tawzan naira

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Believe u me, this got me laughing insanely in public.

Eto.

sambos994: mtchewwww...u didn't know? They're from uganda

Who told u?... They'r both from Malawi.

Na wao!

Lolaabokoku: Be your brothers keeper and you can as well be your sisters keeper cos God loves a cheerful giver.. Dont you think so?

And yet, u gals are stil being stingy with ur pu-c's.

Yet, the price of Garri is stil high.

Tayo114: Always Garri Garry! Why? Pls am tired, u pple should not spoilt this forum 4 us, if u dnt have anything to say just remain silent and allow others to comment, pls i dnt wanna see the word garry again here in this forum. ok‏ ‏‎?

Let me help u with the remix...

Always Complain Complain! For what? Pls, am exhausted, u guys should not stop us from doing our Garri campaign. If u don't like it just ignore and allow others to laugh about it. Pls, i don't wanna see anyone angry about Garri here again, ok?

GARRI SQUAD FOR LIFE!!

ogugua88: You wouldn't run for a gun?

Na so! Gun indeed!!

I blame it on the American life style.

Shollypopz: I can't believe the nonsense these men are typing with a straight face..........
see them! comfortably writing the way they'll beat d life outta a woman that hits them first...smh!

*sigh*
#Shollypopz leave them alone, u can't change everyone

My sista, this is not the case of "women beater" but "if a woman slaps a man FIRST!"

Sarah a: @topic to me irrespective of the fact that she started the hitting that does nt warrant that you should think of hiting back.You know we(ladies) have this sharp mouth that can destroy what we have built with our hands for some years within a second that our nature ,guys just try and tolerate us with such habit . However, the deed had be done.

Iro o!!

Go ahead with the "sharp mouth" attitude and definitely NOT with the "fast hand" attitude to slap a guy 1st when havin a misunderstanding. That's just the height of it. Just like MBJ said, if u want "gentleman" treatment, then u need to portray the act of a "gentle lady."

No b afta u don turn "wild gal" in slapping the hell outta me first, then u go want make i com show u gentleman manners in reaction. Baba nla iro ni o!

[quote author=codernoni ]When am on top my babe when Furking , she slaps my asss. Should I punch her face?[/quote]Lol... nyash man!

dadicvila: I have never raised my hand on a lady b4 except when i used to beat my younger sis when we were still growing up and i dont think at my age i will ever hit a lady 1st no mata the level of provocation but if a lady slaps me 1st i will beat her till she faints except am restrained...i go beat her the way Vladimir Klitscho take beat Samuel Peter...lol...na only God go save her

+1000

Same here, bro!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No.

Nothing justifies violent acts.
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See ur mouth!

But when one makes a comment that isn't appealing to u, the next thing u do is counterbully that person with ur "discombobuated" gibberish and insults. Now, u don dey try to play "innocenti."

"Nothing justifies violent act" the as§ of my unborn child.

Na dem sabi jare!

Na wao!

Wolf in Sheep clothing.

Flygeriana

onatisi: and what are u doing ?are u not contributing to his dollars by hitting ths thread and contributing ?you are also a fellow monkey

A very BIG one at that!

Seun: You will not be banned for posting about garri on this garri thread.

And how does this affect the price of garri?

Seun Osewa and his daft and clueless mods, how does this affect the price of garri?

Nonsensical nonsense people.

Seun, i wan by garri. How much for cup?