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Talk about when your lawyer is Saul Goodman. Better Call Saul!!!!

I initially wanted to offer some advice but, this morrafucker deserves jail time. OP needs to be ready to inform the cops if his friend seems serious about MURDER.

Sapphire86:
Finally, I understood quite a bit!!

How high is your friend's emotion that makes him conceive and feel comfortable with murder

Is it that easy and comfortable to shed human blood when it's not as if we are discussing chicken here??

He should have known right from the day he slept with an underage girl, it was a ticking time bomb...

I don't know what else to say, others will advise accordingly


Thou shall not kill! I know there is a lot of lawlessness going on in Nigeria but advise him not to add his preconceived murder to it

MondayOsunbor:
my people stay away from this yeye bank

thanks you

You neva chee chumtin! Make una stay away from dis kinda biz!

HazardAwka:
no need o preach e no God pass me

You dey change mind ni? Mediator! Be like say you dey find guest room for him BQ abi?

Oya, go preach to satan na!

Very good! This is a welcome development.

Confess and face trouble and come out pure or die in fear and wickedness.

Sabby1:
It isn't a Galago and it is definitely not a Sloth.
It looks more like a rare breed bear

Bear in Africa You drink Beer?

BanevsJoker:
That's not a sloth.

Pray, do tell me what it is. It certainly isn't a Galago (bushbaby).

Sabby1:
Bush baby is also known as 'Galago' and not 'Sloth.'

That is not a galago. CHECK GOOGLE PICS

That's a Sloth. They hardly come down from the tree for days except to defecate. When they do, they do a little dance around the tree. They are not demonic. They are just animals created by God.

this is not Christianity. I reject this barbaric act! MODs please serve this OP his ban! Thanks.

Pornstache

Justification by our leader.

That boy must be released. He is a minor and has committed no crime!

Fire that chick! Or...if you dig her, have a talk with her and date her fully after she quits working for you. You can place her on a stipend if you choose to. The mere fact that you are having fantasies has already spoilt your soup.
Some years ago, I started a small biz. I employed this chick. She and I were good at first and naturally became close but, she leveraged on our closeness. Once, when we had a meeting with staff including her on how to grow the company, we decided to embark on an aggressive marketing spree. On the appointed day, chick came to me that she had church prayer programme that morning- WHO DA HELL GOES TO CHURCH ON A WEEK DAY DURING WORK HOURS
When I declined to permit her, hanty went on a tirade about how disappointed she was in me for ignoring church program (we attended the same church). My biz was suffering, I could barely afford to pay staff (23 workers) salary. I fired her cheeky ass! And got a better opening two months later!

Enemyofdarkness:
I opened a mini shop lately and I employed one fine girl there as a sales girl. Based on my observation, she has every quality a girl should have.

And most importantly, she took my business as hers, running around, doing all sort things. Everytime I visit that shop and its surroundings, I always met it tidied up.

Yesterday I overheard her asking my friend if I have a girlfriend but my friend said no.

My issue is, if I should date her, won't she start disrespecting me and acting shenanigan?

Long distance is long distance. I do not need to know if he is "abroad based". Maybe that is your problem, abroad is not heaven. KNOW YOUR WORTH WOMAN!

Strongmercy123:
Good evenin everyone. Pls I need a word of wisdom and advice from matured minds here. I’m 28 yrs I will be 29 in 2days.

I feel I’m about to make a life mistake. I have been dating my bf for 10yrs now, yes I was young and independent as at that time, the love was so sweet that we could do anything for each other. My bf left the country 5yrs ago and since then it has been long distance relationships, our communication was good.

He visited Nigeria December last yr and left the first week of January. He Begged me to wait for him again and I agreed. I’m currently pregnant and I’m scared to keep the baby, I spoke to him about it and he was happy.

Recently he is complaining of not having money and all. he has suddenly change with the way he talk to me and he doesn’t even have plans for me. He hardly calls and hardly pick my calls. I have tried to talk to him about his recent attitude and he will always end up calling me nag.

I’m thinking about going for abortion but I don’t know if it’s a great choice. He is 34yrs, pls I need advice.

I hate this! Look, you people should not always be interested in proving TB Joshua predicted right or wrong. Forget about predictions. Let's focus on God! This is why you will go astray!

It is called aging.

My guy dey find bread.

Does prophylaxis ring a bell?

proclinician:
Oga you cant be taking truvada now when nothing is wrong with you. You may be right there has been exchange of body fluid and an exposure. All you gotta do now is to have a complete blood count test 3 months from the date of the encounter and see what that vagina has given u.

One recommended strategy is to get tested 2-4 weeks, 3 months, and 6 months after a risky exposure. Using a sensitive antigen/antibody HIV test, of those who are infected, most will test positive at 1 month; almost all will test positive at 3 months.

If u don't have money to dash us, do one at 3 months time. Pls eeh try stay away from the vagina.

policysamuel:
Klinefelter Syndrome

Are you pedantic? Na wa for you oo! It is an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to grammar.

Do you have Kleinfelters syndrome? Pardon me for asking.

Deception. MODs

ghettokid1:
BACK TO ALL SENDERS IJN..

Back to sender only works when you do not deserve it. But, you you do need something from boko to hit you or your loved ones. Amen

ghettokid1:
Why all the curse??
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Jesus's last prayer:
"Forgive Them Father, For They Do Not Know What They Are Doing".
So why all the curse??

May you experience the hands of boko haram...and when it happens, let's see what you will do. Amen.

You lot are morally bankrupt! I am not perfect either but, people like you have become so much on earth- bedtime is near!

It is abominable. You should report to your family heads to wash off your hands and conscience.

peterinahG:
I just went through my female cousin's phone and what I saw has left me dumbfounded. She and another male cousin of ours are sleeping together on a regular basis. The worst part of it is that they are both full grown adults. The guy in question is 34 and married with kids, while the girl is 32 and single. The content of the messages I saw shows that they enjoy what they do and will not stop anytime soon. As I am typing now they have planned to meet on Tuesday for another God knows what. Should I keep quiet and allow this evil to continue?. Minding my business and knowing that this affair is going on is hard cos I will be sharing in the sin.

Slikosliko57:
To my lawyers in the house and everybody else, Is it legally right for a parent or parents to violently force (by calling people to inject and attack them) an adult (their child) who is about 29-30 years and above to a rehab against his or her will just because they drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes (even when alcohol and cigarettes are not against the law)? Is it lawfully right to force them to a rehab against their will when they haven't constituted any nuisance or violent behaviour.

Bros, Dr dem neva seize ya phone for inside rehab ni?

gold4god:
Please i need a candid advice on this issue. My sister husband is in abroad, and they have a flat at their backyard that's useless. She said I and my wife should relocate there in oder for her not to feel nonely and also for us to avoid paying rent till we complete our own site. Please is it adviceable? Some Says is good while some says it's bad

Yes and no advice depends on the advisor's experience. Personally, I like to give myself respect especially with family. I'd rather perch with strangers- afterall, some unforeseen problems in future would not trouble me too much. But family, I don't mess with it.

LACK OF EDUCATION has made it difficult for majority of you to understand that she was referring to the lack of understanding and exposure of the Grammy team to Afrobeats Genre of music. TF is wrong with our youths these days
READ GOOD BOOKS
WATCH GOOD MOVIES
OPEN YOUR MIND!!!

donstan18:
99.863% of Nigerians will wish you well, but deep within them, they really don't mean it.

They'll pray you succeed, but when they see you succeeding to much, they'll start hating and wishing for your downfall.

Only a FOOL will say Burna lost to Kidjo due to his lack of education. He lost because Kidjo was simply better and deserving of the award.

She meant Lack of understanding by the Grammy people on the concept and Genre of Afrobeats.