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NwaAmaikpe:




If you've ever been in this man's shoes, you'd understand how suicide suddenly becomes an attractive option.

The truth be told; suicide is amongst the first things that comes to the mind of any responsible man with a sense of self-worth after finding out his woman has been cheating.

I know this because it has happened to me,

I opened the door to the sight of my woman's legs very wide apart; in between them was a strange young man toiling and ramming harder than Samuel Darcy did in Oloibiri on that fateful Sunday morning of 15th January 1956 when he discovered Crude Oil.

I quickly took pictures of them with my camera as evidence.

What pained me the most was not the way she used her bow-leg to trap him down for his preek to rub the crest of her womanly crevice, but the harmonious alternation from soprano to contralto in her moans; this was the same woman who could not maintain a pitch whenever she sang a gospel song in church.

Then I walked away and decided I was going to end my life.

But I didn't.

Not because I did not have any sense of self-worth, but because just the thought of another man making her moan in pleasure while I languished in hell prevented me from dying.

I simply went back home, invited my best friend over for a drink and while on the third bottle, I did what any true friend will do.
I showed him the photographs and told him I caught his wife cheating on him.

The poor man did exactly what this mumu Nasarawa man did, only that he also took out my new competitor.

The only one who loses is the one who loses his life for a cheating partner because she will ensure your death was not in vain by cheating till infinity.

Nwa aro, e don wey pesin never see u for here o..udo odikwa?

CommonSense1967:
Get a cream or lotion that reduces penis sensitivity.
Once you are able to go like 10 mins the first round, this will increase your confidence hence you will be able to stay longer on the next round. The more sex you have the better you will become with more confidence to last longer.
No need for any doctor visit, they will only tell you what I just told you.

Can you recommend any of such cream/lotion, boss?

bomb dey your head I swear ;Dbomb dey your head I swear

[quote author=Joromi12 post=78176631]mr dolapo from ejigbo, u never still fine lol. despite being a rich kid those days u still resemble suffer head lol,

Lmao
bro, u for kuku kill the guy [quote author=Joromi12 post=78176631]mr dolapo from ejigbo, u never still fine lol. despite being a rich kid those days u still resemble suffer head lol,

Lmao
bro, u for kuku kill the guy

Next level

e no konsign me

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one,

But automobile architects need to do better than design a posh car with foot massage.

Man's primal need isn't a foot massage.
Can't they design one with a diiildo or a vacuum sucker?

smh

where them Vaseline crew @

wen u think you've heard it all

I was shocked the day I heard this guy's gone..

I met him in 2014 when I painted his uncle's resident building at umuatako, aba. his uncle pastors one the redeemed church branches in aba, and d wife is a regional manager at first bank ..

we played ps2 game together
such a kind hearted and generous guy

rest in peace to the dead

afonja food don land

ifyalways:
Chief judge. Bye.

ur location is ahia Azu fridge?
guess you're from ahia Azu Mbaise?

Oworock:
Facebook love featuring Jay One

no be goldie sing dat song abeg

na essence ft jaywon

SeverusSnape:
All the best psychiatrists in the world won't be able to cure your insanity.

bros u wicked gan

nawa oo

FTC things

martin92:
a

android

Daniel olayemi and and adulwahab yusuph?
I no surprise sha

Wetin u wan make we do

I don make call from 5am to 6pm d next day..
calculate nd tell me Wetin u get..

gonkin:
Na only who no get babe fit do soapee
To me masturbation wasn't a sin, it was a c*ck massaging technique. Although masturbation made me a monster in bed. Learning how to control ejaculation and fine tune the pleasure between me and my partner. The first time i inserted my dog in a doughnut i couldn't go more than one round before been knocked out and thats about 8 mins. But now omo e be like vigil, i dey clear schedule.

Its good for those that dont last in bed to improve(libido) . Made my johnbull longer by a whole inch(jalquin) no jokes.

But i have long graduated from the class of masturbation and i still know how to control the girls mood during sessions.

baddo, I see u

who rivers state re run don epp

abeg, make i go shit jare

ndi iberibe

jegede(pdp) don win d election here on NL as usual ..
Na so dem talk for edo state own at last Wetin come happen


as POI take win for edo Na so eyitayo jegede go still win come Saturday

Wasky101:
This world is not mine, I'm just passing through. I tot I have seen it all. Oga have mercy on English now

bwahahahakikiki

ok
NEXT........

me no even de surpriseed
una don forget where she from?


dem and testing be like....

StephanieLuv:
lol i can't come that low to your level and start using abusive words, its small people that use abusive words. Well nice talking with you(small girl)

I just love this lady.
very mature

OK

kennyjam:
Gold noticed along iwo-ibadan. Please in case you wake the next day and don't find the gate there, don't panic sir as the real owners have come for it.

LWTMB..
guy u re very funny

the AFONJAS again
ok I de come...