₦airaland Forum

newcommer:
Please, did you finish from uniben. Please, can you refer me to your transcript plug

What department/faculty did you finish from?

Theoarhics:
You no dey tune with reality. Them they pick first class for some schools.

Mention the schools then.

GloriousGbola:
BTW I am trolling hanti opor. You cannot cheat or pay your way to a first class in a Nigerian university today.

I wouldn't mind having a first class bangcock grad bang my brains out though. Seems in spite of all the restrictions or maybe because of them, the graduates are all rounders excelling both in the class and the oza room.

Lol. Nobody can cheat his/her way to a First Class. It stems from hard work.

To be honest, First Class in Academics and za oda room is such a delicious combo. I would be proud.

Theoarhics:
Sure say she no use toto but her first class

You're really delusional.

You think say them dey pick First Class for ground ba? Lmao.

Chochovini:
. What ia that? I‘m curious.

It's a staple North African dish and made from semolina.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couscous

1Sharon:
Did you know his wife is on NL??

Seriously? Chei.

jmoore:
The price of garri keeps increasing. A paint of garri is 4,000 naira.

Any cheap alternative to garri that one can use to eat soup?

Cous cous?

Proserpina:
You are very correct. Tip self small, he suppose place him on salary . The photographer tried.


Your queen mother really tried on this . Right timing

Do you getttttt? Loool. 😂😂😂

Yes, I will thank her specially. We will be "sacrificing" one alfa meil tonight for celebratory feast.

Proserpina:
I have seen the pictures. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Internet is truly a leveler o. Man come dey call you wetin he suppose change his full name to. He's freaking old to be doing this nonsense nah! Person wey I fit kneel down to greet 😂🤣😂 .
Folake is right about paying the photographer extra.. He did a lot on the picture on his dp.


Same thing on my mind! That's an entire album Folake come and explain oooo. I don dey fear o.

Lmao. Sheybi I tell you say he suppose tip the photographer extra.

Nor fear. I be Edo witch. My Queen Mother for coven give me him pictures.

pocohantas:
Two of una no be better human being at all.
Especially you.



Smh. I wonder how she got those pictures.
Na why I no dey social media be this. Na only for NL you fit find me. To type epistle, post food and blurred pics.

Proserpina:
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Seen

Proserpina:
Folake4u I don't have access to the email attached to this account o. I don forget.

Gimme another mail na.

Proserpina:
Share it make I see

He go hear am today

Check ya mail.

GloriousGbola:
Most of them now have waterfront house. Just enter boat from your house to office in the morning

Interesting. And I presume they own the boats as well.

pocohantas:
Lol. Maybe as you dey chook leg inside water, you go jam Elumelu. As our yellow suit oga done talk say you meet elites there.

He think say na Asaba-wood movie we dey act, you go just jam Elumelu for flooded area.

GloriousGbola:


welcome to lagos

Seeeeee!!! It was a humbling Lekki experience.

pocohantas:
The first time I saw flood in Phase1, I was shocked when I came out to go to work in the morning. I saw non-flooded streets though.

My first day of resumption at my workplace, I woke up to a flooded street despite staying in an estate. The compound sef was flooded. I was SHOCKED. I wore crocs to work on my first day (shoes in my bag), my trousers I neatly folded them ehn.

Hmm.

Proserpina:
Nawa ooo, so it's not only ugly mind he get his physical self no reach... Chai

Lol I was being sarcastic Roooooaaaassssttttttt him!

You wan see him pictures? Make I show you?😂😂😂

Yesssssssssssssssssssss.

pocohantas:
To truly enjoy the Island, you need money. You need money to stay in those estates with 24/7 light. This electricity tariff we are crying over, some Island people have been paying more since 1902! Once you wake, bills start hitting you. If you are broke there, hunger and depression go almost finish you.

Let's not talk about Agungi's flood, please.

I enter the Island to flex and leave. We have the means to live there comfortably, but I outgrew it and decided not to go back.

To be honest oh. If you want to stay on the island, that is good and fine. What I hate is those staying on the island looking down on Mainlanders. Lmao. Nor be for Mainland them put airport?

And then again, island bills are not funny at all. If your body nor full, nor bother.

That Agungi flood is legendary. God abeg.

Nice one. Make everybody do wetin go favour them biko.

pocohantas:
There are some of the sides they don't talk about. Or you will be paying exorbitant fees to treat water. If you have stabilised, then you can take such expense. But not a young person or average family. He keeps sating crawcraw, he has a higher chance of getting crawcraw with that Island water hard water. My skin reacted badly. I was red and itching.

The service charge is crazyyyyyyy!!!!
We haven't even talked about the flood during rainy season. Entering flood going to work and coming back home. Agungi and environs come to mind. E remain make them do boat for that side, make we kuku know say na Noah's Ark regime we dey.

Seeeeeeee!!! My face was burning and my whole body itching. Island water is a No No for me please.

I stand with my Mainland.

pocohantas:
I heard that a lot too and I thought I will be fighting agberos daily on the mainland. Or that the sun is hotter on the mainland. If you have to commute everyday, there are places on the Island that are the same or even farther distances than living on the mainland.

I think he tried to drag me for not having any Island living-experience and I told him I stayed at Lekki Phase1 and Oniru, so I know how expensive it is and I don't recommend it for young people starting life on an average income. Naso baba carry me for mind and me sef carry am. The best form of defence is attack.🤪🤪🤪

Sameeeeeeeeee omg!!!!

For this same Lagos mainland, it is the street agberos and keke maruwa riders that call me "fine girl" till I start blushing or hype me or when I'm lost, they hold my hand and help cross road.

Imagine staying at Ajah and your workplace na VI or Yaba, Ajah traffic go first wound you.
Mtchewww!

Me kuku stayed at Lekki when I came to Lagos. Fake life everywhere and unnecessarily expensive. The water sef is brown. It was too bad that my white panties I had turned brown, I threw it away. How can somebody be buying 20 bags of sachet water and you'd be using to bathe and cook despite the "water treatment" in the tank.

Plus you'd be battling flood during rainy seasons. Entering flood going to work and coming back home. Agungi and environs come to mind. E remain make them do boat for that side, make we kuku know say na Noah's Ark regime we dey.

Na life be that? God abeg.


Yes oh, ATTACK!!!!!!!!! As e dey pain them, e dey sweet us.

Proserpina:
Ahhhhhh please remind me never to cross your path because Wetin be this? Folake!! Wetin be this? !!!

What I know is Paul sowed , Apollo watered . Today on Nl I have seen "Poco pummeled, Folake cremated "

Make Una pity MrYellowCoat nah .

Lol I'm not surprised Sha... It takes one with a very bad life to wish ill on others.

Lmao but I nor lie na.

Me sef don show Poco picture. He nor fine truly. If I see am for night, I fit mistake am for thief.

I nor dey pity am. You don't go around calling people "old hag" and wishing them ill when you sef get comma for body. He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.

pocohantas:
Omo! I am shocked I won't lie.

My first encounter with this guy, he was claiming people on the mainland are exposed to harsh life, ill training and we don't meet elites. Added that he stays at Sangotedo.

In 2024 he comes to tell lies of me brokeshaming him and claiming to live at highbrow areas. You sef know me. When you been dey come Lagos, first thing I told you was to avoid Island and any fake life in Lagos. I will be the last person to drag someone for staying on the mainland. But he goes about playing victim and claiming "brokeshaming". That is how they give a dog bad name to kill it.

I done see im face sha. E no worth my energy and I don't mean to sound immodest.

Sangotedo wey traffic and bad road been wan kill them? Leemao.

Before coming to Lagos, I used to hear "Oh you're ajebo, you can't stay on the Mainland" and I was thinking folks staying there are suffering or so.

Thank God for my "good head" and your advice too oh. I wash hand comot Island and fake life. Wetin be that?

I have never seen you broke-shame anybody, so he's just saying nonsense. Just pure bitterness and vile to women on the internet.

He needs to tip the photographer extra for adding small beauty.

Proserpina:
Oh I get it now... He wan level up

To be honest, I believe the dude is being unnecessarily bitter and angry. He can't see others doing fine that he would wish the worst on them. Imagine the nonsense a grown adult conjure in his mind... Does he know your husband? Does he even know you beyond Se.un's forum to come up with such tale? Sometimes I wonder if these guys if these guys are real or bots. The level of foolishness they type ehn.

The difference is clear, make he Sha take it easy make he no go kill himself over online women

Yes. The dude is bitter and angry.

Person wey dey call Poco "old hag", four fingers dey point back to am. I don see him pictures. Life tuff for am.

Even that him DP sef, he suppose tip the photographer extra for adding filters here and there...

pocohantas:
E no know.
10years on these streets as an active female user and you no strong. How kwanu?

Nairaland streets will make you TOUGH!!!

pocohantas:
Nobody dey fear am for here.
No be us im send money for purchase.

We stand gidigba.

I tire oh. Make him go face him shop abeg.

pocohantas:
Watch him crawl back...

Like the moo moo man that he is.

pocohantas:
This should be like the 100th time...

😂😂

Ugly men doing the most.

Phewwww!

pocohantas:
Na for purchase na.
Maybe he thought mine is for purchase too.

He should take several seats please.

pocohantas:
Normal na!
Naso we dey do for here.
E no need come squeeze face for shop.

😂😂😂😂

Na the Access Bank "Purchase" comment weak me.