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daveP:
Chelsea fans ehn🌚🤣

Na Palmer dey guide your season na why.

LMAO. Chelsea fans be natural "hater" na.🤪🤣🤣

Right now Chelsea dey give me joyyyyyy. O por!

I'm just really happy sha that Arsenal dey messop steady. E sweet me.

GloriousGbola:
i suspect it is the efforts of those jobless riff raff who have attached themselves to us like tapeworms .

For real oh.

We're too hot for them to handle.

daveP:
Do you agree with him? He opines that the fact that Odegaard is the best in all Europe for this is a bad sign for the most creative player in our team.

My dear,

You better leave that Arsenal club oh. Don't die before your time. Sheybi I told you earlier this week about Sunday match. Una don play another rubbish days back.

April Fools is definitely Arsenal.

I come in peace.

GloriousGbola:
interesting
i also received one week ban - for insulting an AMERICAN POLITICAL FIGURE

welcome back - go forth and insult with style and caution

You were banned too?

Someone called me fake, I called him dúmb. Fiam! Na so Uncle dash me ban. Meanwhile the person who insulted me first was gallivanting round Nairaland freely.

Thank you.

Eunoiaa:
Don't worry. Say no more.


I will table her matter before the disciplinary panel of the PinkPill Council. Consider her attitude changed like, since yesterday.

So your brother banned me for a week and I wasn't able to respond to this convo.

I don't blame both of you oh. This Kain conspiracy!

Lmao. Who come be the Disciplinary Chairman of the Council?

Sermwell:
Leave my baby alone

My Chairman Sir.😎

dkidd:
Lol... So u get mouth like this

Nobody innocent pass me.

Moniya4Real:
But hope say you too go give your hubby unfettered access to that thing, cook for him and above all; give him peace of mind o.

I'm a woman of peace.

zumbigbo:
LOL...Fakeu too

Dumbo.

I'm still not impressed. Let it go back to 500.

zumbigbo:
Na marketing pro max. Gen Z are professional clout chasers.

Shut up. Korra Obidi is 32.

Gen Z yen yen yen. Stop the nonsense generalisation.

Moniya4Real:
And may God give you too a man that will be bombarding you with tatatata and money plus love and attention.

A bigger Amen.

Moniya4Real:
hmmm, that’s true sha. May God provide for every responsible man out there.

I like the fact you added this @ the bolded.

A big Amen to that.

Proserpina:
He should remain unmarried o .

No time.... We all know we will support but don't tell us you won't provide what's that?

Amin oh.

No time!!! If you nor wan provide, wetin come be your usefulness for planet earth again?

tollyboy5:
I never said at any point that I won't feed my family.
I definitely provide food at home, what im saying is that her daily feeding as a human being is not a civil right she ought to demand that I provide.
She can as well buy food to feed herself if she's craving what is not in my domain.
Marry me with the mentality that I must feed you is a crazy entitlement.
Please don't misquote me.

Wahalurrrrr everywhere.

Proserpina:
It's a sacrifice he would have to pay for avoiding his responsibility.


Like! For real o. I told someone yesterday that women on my contact list are my inspiration. The posts they make on Whatsapp dey give me chills that sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. One of them runs a business worth over 40m . .

Shey na these kind women person wan dey threaten with food?
Then no go even look him side self.

Normally na. He would even be doing the Lord's work if he remains single for life. At least, he won't marry an innocent woman and make her live in starvation.

Hahahaha I can imagine oh.

These days, it's either you come correct or GTFOH (Get the Fuçk Out of Here).

He nor go even fit dust the shoe of such women. Make him dey play.

Moniya4Real:
this is brutal o🤣… but on the flipside, same you would be mad if the guy is always too Hot and ready to give it to you at every given opportunity.

Lol. The guy said he can't feed his wife. How you wan take fuçk your wife without providing food on the table which is the barest minimum?

Food and Sex go hand in hand though. If the wife isn't well fed, she won't be able to do whatever in za oda room.

Proserpina:
He should wait in his papa house, somebody will come and marry him

He will wait long oh.

Women these days aren't playing, even village girls sef don wise up.

Proserpina:
Now I want to believe you are trolling.

A piece of advice for you though, please stay single.

Thanks

Lol. Leave am.

Life always have a funny way of teaching one bitter lessons.

Laple0541:
It’s not about you marrying your father or your uncle, but rather about you making some sacrifices for the sake of your children.

Didn’t you know him as a cheat before you married him as a star? So wtf are you saying?

Sacrifices for the sake of children? So cheating is the supposed "sacrifice" a woman should make because of her kids?

What values do you think she'd instill in the lives of the children. That cheating is normal and you should disrespect yourself by staying? When the marriage bed is desecrated?

Let us not justify rubbish.

Let us flip this table. If your wife cheats on you, will you stay put in the marriage for the sake of your kids?

Proserpina:
Likkkkkkeeeeee I'm weak. Something as cheap as feeding. So they don't want to feed their wives anymore.

Take charge indeed .

Lol I'm short of words self.

Nor be small thing mehn. I don't envy those who marry their kind.

I'm amused by their takes honestly.

Professional misconduct and sexual indiscipline here.

Life is cheap in this country. I can't wait to leave here.

Proserpina:
When I checked the guy profile, I laughed sotey water commot my eyes.

How can one be so savage. Wetin carry him go Op's profile self

I laughed mehnnnnn. Too funny.😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao. E go Op profile to check if na really human or animal type am.

Nairaland >>>>>>>> Night of a Thousand Laughs.

Proserpina:
You see that phrase "Your husband is taking care of you o" it must be true in my life. It won't be something I will hear and cry inwardly. God forbid

I can't believe these guys are complaining about something as little as feeding their wives. If their wives now ask for the luxury nko? Hell will let loose ooo

Lol I'm going through comments and laughter wan kill me.

Even normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, the man will feed his babe, talkless Marriage?!!

Later these empty vessels will lie/ boast to their fellow men that they're in charge of their homes and performing in za oda room.

Something wey fit be say the sex na no foréplay, 85 seconds of thrusting and a loud finish that produced two drops of sperm.

Mtchewww.

etrange:
There are two "people" in your profile picture. I'm having a hard time figuring out which of them typed this.

Fatality!!!!!😂😂😂😂

Anyways, social media is not real life.

Since y'all boast about cheating so much, that is fine. Do allow your fellow men cheat on your sisters and daughters too. Make all of us hear word.

Laple0541:
At the end we shall see who will be at the receiving end.

A man can boastfully come out and count the number of women he’d slept with, if a woman tries it, she will be tagged a LovePeddler. Our mothers, grandmothers and great grandmothers that were patient with their husbands did that not because they were stupid. But they did to respect God’s commands and build better future for their children.

I’m not saying men should be wayward in nature, but the issue is, cutting off the head should never be a solution to migraine.

Hahahaha.

Then you lots should marry your mothers then. Life nor suppose hard.