₦airaland Forum

AmazonTopaz:
This is one of the dangers of bring politics into footballbut to be honest everything we do is politics and it can never be taken away.

Sad day for Chelsea FC.

My tired is tired

Honestly speaking. The thing weak me too.

emmyluizzz:
speak for yourself madam


some of us wants to see it so as to know his performance and that of the girl


be warn

I hope you'd use their performance to withdraw money from the bank.

No one gives a sh1t about your sex tape abeg.

What I even find more annoying is the horrible spelling. WTF is payed

Awww.

Richy4:
This thread can make a Reverend father possibly blush

Honestly speaking!!!!

pocohantas:
Anywhere two or more Nigerian men are gathered.

Ah, stray bullet.

WhatsApp.
Twitter.
LinkedIn.

pocohantas:
I am sure it was nothing expensive, about 3k for a plate then. Never seen a walk-in restaurant with such extensive menu. Even kulikuki and tanfirin was there.

Ah definitely, would love it then.

Thank you. You're the best!

pocohantas:
Osun state…

Ah e far oh.

pocohantas:
Hopefully I do. The Biobak came highly recommended. They claimed it was where OBJ used to eat in his days. Their plantains chips is the bomb sha. I packed plenty and put it on my organisation’s tab.

Yeah I'd really like that.

Wow nice. Hope their menu nor too cost oh?
I'd definitely check this out with friends.

pocohantas:
Till date? Lol, maybe I can give you a mini lecture in the DM. Not in Abj either.

Lol yes oh , lemme go to DM now.

Awwn okay, what city then?

pocohantas:
Isn’t that a general PH problem? Abi make I go stay for batcher? Hahahaha

One reason I love Lagos is, you can get a bit of everything without necessarily going to the slum (no disrespect meant). But you see that una PH? Hmmm. Abj was just too slow for me. I would love to visit again, if not for anything, for the afang and plantain chips in Biobak Kitchen

Hmm. Please visit soon oh.

I'd definitely visit that Biobak Kitchen, thanks for recommending.

pocohantas:
True. Some grown women do not even know how their body works. Seems like too much calculations for them. That is why I am headlining a program to educate the girl child on their menstrual cycle (hygiene, safe period and safe sex ). You can donate menstrual pads and cash to us.

Now I remember I have calls to make sef. Thank you for this reminder.

Guilty as charged!

By the way, if you're holding it in Abuja, biko I'd love to volunteer oh.

JaneYave:
Abuja needs this rain like seriously

Lmao I swear.

Although it rained in Bwari, and Gwagwalada recently. So I'm sure it'd reach our side soon.

I used the train again back to Abuja during the weekend. I decided to board the Economy class this time and I met lots of crazy characters here.

It seems that the train ride is fast gaining momentum as we saw lots of passengers who were waiting for the train at Uromi railway station.

Na wa.
I don't like what Mercy Aigbe did, but why's no one talking about the horseband
I mean, he's a grown adult for crying out loud and should take responsibility for his actions.

A man that is snatched is not a toddler, he allowed himself to be "snatched". Them nor put gun for him head

And to those saying "She's misled" the youths? What are you people yapping about?
Take whatever these yeyebrities post with a pinch of salt.

pocohantas:
How do you people eat boiled plantain?
Fried one na manage sef. When I see how my brother happily fries plantain ehn, I go just dey wonder.




If the person would work for free, because it is mot that serious for me.

Wow you don't like boiled plantain?
I like unripe boiled plantain especially when it's soft. I really don't like ripe boiled plantain, it's an apology to me.
I'm not such a huge fan of fried plantain too. Frying it wears me out. I only eat it when I want to satisfy a craving.


But seriously, nobody would do free work for social media page handler eh.

pocohantas:
Yes I do, but I have posted just twice there. It is too much work posting on my blog and Youtube.

Then get a social media handler for your pages na.

Magnoliaa:

You wee nur even say you don't want? undecided I thought swallowing our spits to stay full and hydrated until we can get home to eat was one of the core values our parents instilled in us? You children of nawadays have lost all our teachings. Tufia!

Lmao, them nor dey use that Kain scope for us, Gen Z oh. Our mental health and energy is very important to us.

Uniting the Body, and Upholding the Stomachs of the Nigerian Peoples since 1960.

I swear down! It's our unofficial Nigerian snack.

Magnoliaa:


Ehen. Beeni ti e ri.

Pepsi and Gala, ba? Nice one. You're repping well out there. Na awa national "snacks" be those and I'm proud you've taken it today. If person for this awa kantri no dey buy gala and Pepsi when e go out, or e never chop am for him life before, such a person's nationality and place of residence is seriously questionable.

Don't worry, I will do you back.

Omo, Pepsi and Gala nor be food na.
Imagine if Poco give me this fine yam and fish sauce and Pepsi+Gala combo, which one will I pick? Of course the food!

Proud bawo? Mango, abeg!
But true sha, if someone doesn't take that combo in Nigeria, I doubt that person's nationality.

Magnoliaa:
cc: Folake4u

Don't menshun, dear. If I don't look out for you, who will?

This Mango is a very wicked sombori. Ah ah!

Nice one Mama @ pocohantas. I'm salivating from my end. Na Pepsi and gala I don chop since morning.

GloriousGbola:
Wrong question. To handle fat chicks, you better be packing. Otherwise bros will end at the thighgina

Wetin them dey pack?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Flesh and blood hath not revealed this to you

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I talk am. Slim men and thick girls be like 5&6.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Abeg, mention me when you come across such beauties

Na lekpa I dey meet lately , and it's getting me depressed

I need to have the "Pride of Womanhood" in my life[/color]

Lmao I get sure plug.

Lepa girls na standard na, them too correct.
Wait lemme guess? You be slim man?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]These specs are becoming extinct.

Even when you find them, they have become core feminists, which is still another problem [/color]

They're not becoming extinct actually. Them dey everywhere.

pocohantas:
Yes I do. Lots of pineapple is expensive and I love that sharp taste of sugar. I still put pineapples though.

I took her number. She speaks so well and I am tempted to ask the level of her education. I’ll definitely ask someday. Lol

It's true oh. Pineapple really don cost.
It's painful though.

Lol that's nice.
Okay.

Twoclans:
This your girlfriend is not knowledgeable with the use of whatsapp.

The best thing is to post you and its only you and a few of your friends that will see it.

As in ehnnnnnn!!!! .

If it's me, I will set it to "Only him" that can view it.

Hahahaha

Cc: pocohantas
Next na to give her money to buy me beans, yam and onions.

It is true. The prices for Northerners is quite different.

It's very cheap and surplus in the North side.
Just keep that woman's contact wella, and tell her to be supplying you especially if you like buying foodstuffs in bulk. And then you can tip her for the stress.

And then the Zobo part. So you add granulated sugar to your Zobo. What we usually add to ours is lots of pineapple, ginger and other fruits. It's so nice taken this way.

pocohantas:
Nonsense and compliment. I won’t reply to such. Even here on NL.

Omo, very irritating thing.

I cringe when some people smile at such compliment.

Tueh!