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1Sharon:
Lol before human beings started having sex front to front. They used to do doggy

Lol I've learnt now oh.

This song by Naira Marley "I'm coming" cums to my mind.

descarado:
There you have it.
You need to read what@op wrote under it.

Thank youuuuuuuuuu!

Damnn!
Homosexuality didn't start today then.

Magnoliaa:
Serious cramming oh. But some are actually interesting sha. When you're not learning them for exams and to pass, but to gain the knowledge. They can be insightful and interesting.



That's nice. It's a very attractive feature.

Lmao. I don't know if you were part of the people that converted me into a 'beards' lover. I just knew some ladies' comments on here gradually changed my mind towards beards some years ago. A L.ala.s247's especially.



Never read it. I can imagine how the movie would be like.



You alone ba? Okay.

Yep, some of their theories are interesting sha especially Adam Smith and Karl Marx. I enjoyed Plato and Aristotle too, same with Thomas Aquinas, and I respected Machiavelli.
The rest, I nor send their papa.

Beards are attractive oh. Well groomed ones actually.
Yessssssss! Lala$247 was a huge fan of beards. Omo! At a point, she was like "Don't quote me if you don't have beards".

The book detty sha.

Yes, me alone to my thoughts.

descarado:
We are seriously avoiding that gay picture

Heheheheeeeeee

Where please!

Ugh! What Church wedding?

Traditional/Court marriage please.

You people always fail to talk about the randy men oh. Sheybi you know it takes two to tango.

Instead of this OP to mind the work that he's paid for, he's busy doing chuu chuu chuu.

Magnoliaa:
You seeeee. Chaiii. So you like those men ehn? Lol. I've never even considered them like that. I'm only bothered about cramming their theories and getting the hell outta school.

But you don put ideas for my head sha.

Very maaaaaaaaaad beards.



Well, this is just a part sha. Dem kuku invent others things for us as well and gave us some social inheritance, but yeahhhh, I agree. Them be badoo for sex matter. Hian. Especially one Kamasutra book like this. And Tales of Genji, Casanova, Don Juan. Woo. Make I no go into all those things, jare.



Ohhhhh, I seee. Hehehe.

Omooooooo I found them attractive oh. I hated their theories sha, na to cram and pour I dey do them because we studied History as a borrowed course.

I love love beards oh. Give me a bearded man everyday, twice on a Saturday. The one that has money sha. (Emphasis)

Yes they invented other things but abeg eee! Them nor dey try for this aspect. I read that Kamasutra book once, I think there's a movie adaptation of it. Can't remember again sha.

Lol, I don waka go room, make I view the ancient phallus well.

Magnoliaa:
Lol. Go check your Book of Bible stories sef and google all these founding fathers of the disciplines today. Karl Marx, Adam Smith, kinikan Wilson, Rousseau, Freud, Locke, Moses, David, Peter and co. Na dem be the correct bearded gang men. Check out their pictures. You go find beards wey dey reach chest and stomach.

Everything we do today and find attractive, na awa ancestors bestow the traits upon us.



Baddy, dorty gyal. I throway yansh for you oh.

Na true oh. I liked Rousseau and Freud particularly. Them be fine men.
Sigmund Freud is so hawtttt! Potential rich sugar daddy material. 100 yards.

Their beards used to be MADDDDDDDDDDDD!

But our ancestors come dey pretend Ordinary sex education, them nor fit teach person. They like acting like saints.

Hehehehe, I'm sitting beside my mum and she can go snoopy on my phone screen.

I thought doggy style was invented by "indomie generation oh". I'm shocked at these pictures mehn.

I don reduce my screen brightness make this woman nor see wetin I dey view. Hehehe. . �

Fulaniherdmens:
It ponders my heart how a mum will sell her soul for just a mere piece of paper, food to eat, house to shelter and chef to cook. Gone are the days when a mum's responsibility is to crave the warmth of her home. When her children will be running back home for lesson to be shared by mum. When chidi and his brothers wish their mum can make stew as Edwins mum.
When mum reports her kids to their father, and give account of their transgressions. And appoint punishment to be melt with served by their father.
O I wish I can turn back the hands of time, and get married within my own parents era. Oh I wish..

Oya turn am na. Eba turning stick!!!!

Awww. Beautiful people.

Awww. It is well with you both.

It's very achievable. I strive for this, working hard in my early 20s so I'd retire and travel the world.

padi94:
I have some advice below to help change your father

First advice organise people to beat him up on the road for his poor dress sense or. Pls disregard this advice make you no go kill am. Check out the other advice.

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Second advice, arrange people to make jest of his clothes, just random People. Or their gossip should get to his ear about a grown man who is well to do dressing and behaving like a village man.

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Third advise is get him a mirror and place it where he will see it anytime he is done dressing.

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Fourth advice, get your sisters to talk to him, Fathers tend to listen to their daughter more. Especially the one he likes most.

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Fifth advice is get his respected friends to talk to him or call him out on why he wears crazy clothes respectfully. He has peers or friends they will surely be able to get through to him.

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[right][/right]Bonus advice: find out what his poison is, woman or alcohol... If na woman, arrange one babe for am make the girl dey dress am up. If na alcohol get his drinking buddies to advice him.

@the 4th advice. Omo! Sometimes e dey work oh, sometimes e nor dey work.

I'm my Dad's favourite and yes, he listens to me when I tell him to change his outfits but sometimes the way he'd be stubborn about it will even frustrate you.
Till the clothes tear, he nor go leave am.

Old people problems! Ahhhh.

God abeg.

richmondefosa:
Do better.

Lmao.

Magnoliaa:
Ahh. Soapy with Aboniki balm. Chai. You're a wuckedt girlfriend.

Yes oh. Wickedness is my forte.

Magnoliaa:
But watin Aboniki balm dey do for here? For back pain or waist pain, abi watin?

E go use am do "soapy" na.

Handkerchief, one pack of Tommy Hilfiger's boxers, Aboniki balm.

Kobojunkie:
Have you ever tried maybe making apple pie with it to see if it is a good substitute for the other kinds of apples.

No. I'm really not a huge fan of Apples except this local one and the normal green one.

Mariangeles:
You'll hardly see it being sold in Lagos.
Including one other one we call fruit
I think that's almonds.

Hmm wahala.

Ah, almonds are everywhere na.

Mariangeles:
Thank you for asking this.

I've always wondered why it's never sold.
Could it be that they feel it is too small and delicate, and not worth selling?
You can only get to taste it if the tree is close to you.

Lol they sell it in my state oh.
It's cheap sha, very cheap.

Kobojunkie:
Oh, I remember that fruit. It is not Ghana apple at all. Instead it is called Bell Apple

I love this Apple a lot.

Magnoliaa:
Eyaaaaa. Chai. So a fellow niggur could not help you?

Life.

Lmaoooooooo so much for men helping their fellow men. .

I don already cuss am for Twitter streets since morning.

I love boiled corn with ube.