₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
You are welcome.

Hello Sis, good evening. Please check your PM.
Thank you.

Alexaonfleek:
The type of yahoo going on in all the 6 South South states hits different
Those guys from South South are ready to give up families and friends just to ride GLK
Ladies who reside in South South should be very careful,especially Edo and Delta State.

Lmao Alex you nor wan use iPhone 13?

pocohantas:
https://www.nairaland.com/6746335/genital-warts-shaving-bumps-photos

https://www.nairaland.com/6752985/narrow-escape-incurable-sti

Don’t thank me.

Jehova!!!!!
Poco, you for tell me say Graphic pictures dey na
Omooooooo the comments there made me go to the bathroom at the office to laugh my heart out before people think say I don run mad finish .

God FORBID!

pocohantas:
There was a thread like that na. Last 2 weeks or thereabout. There was one that was always following me about, taking swipes at my sucre papito. The day I saw his feet, Jehova! It revalidated my stand on ugly broke men. Tufiakwa!

Biko gimme link to thread .

Na those ones dey do the most sef .

pocohantas:
See your room, you can’t even take a moment to sweep it, but every time you come online, na woman and fck matter full your head.

I hope Nairaland females are seeing the environment of guys that spend all their lives insulting them. If it is not boil on the penîs, it is different fungal infections on your bodies. Now this one done burn rice and beans.

Y’all be transferring your frustration on NL females. #Spits

Early morning vawulence! .

Boil on the penîs got me Rotflmao .

This woman is very strict but a lovely person.

ahnie:
I knew it .
One correct mortal of nkwobi for you mi baby.

Yessssssss oh October shildren! .

ahnie:
Thank you baby mi.
Pls give me a mention 13th Oct(my birthday)
I ve a gift for you.
Bye

Omgggggg Mama!!!!!

I'm October too . Oct 5th.


(Dances)

Mama Zino, you're doing well.
See how neat your kitchen and pots look .

Sync201:
Ok thank you.

No I'm in 200lvl and yes I'm cleared

200level? Nice.
Please stick to one pattern of name for your official documents especially in Uniben, otherwise na wahala .

Sync201:
Good day all.

I noticed a mistake in my Uniben kofa. The first name there is my middle name.
E.g John Ifechukwude Offiah - my name
My kofa is showing
Ifechukwude John Offiah.

Is there away I can rectify this mistake.

Will I lose my admissions because of this

Go to Uniben's ICT building or Auditorium and tell them the issue.

Are you in 100level? Have you been cleared?

pocohantas:
No, but they must have a normal current account. A Dom account is a current account that runs in foreign currency. It is just nomenclature.

Thank you very much, Poco.

pocohantas:
Expatiate what? Lol

Dom acct is akin to a current account. Only difference is that its transactions are in foreign currencies. If you have a current acct already, they can just use it to open a Dom acct in minutes. If you don’t, then you have to get 2 referees (current acct holders in same bank or other banks) in addition to your acct opening requirements. You would also need $100 as what do they call it again? Anyway, the account would definitely be opened first.

Thank youuuuuuuuuu.
But if someone wants to open the Dom account, the two referees must also have a Dom account also?

iykepromotions:
Very important if you're doing online business and getting paid in dollars. The best bank so far from experience is Gtbank.

Good luck.

Please can you expatiate more on the GTbank Dom account? Thank you.

Harmony92:
God bless you for dis o esp sapele road n ogheghe. One Yahoo boy n his gf entered my shop last week u need to see d way d gf was forming ooo with her smeagol face.

I just tire oh.
Them go dey do like say them nor dey shit, especially those ones for Sapele Road, true true, you know them .

spirul77:
you attended army day sec school?

No.

Everything don cost because of them. For Benin, you nor fit see jeans of 5-8k anymore.
Boutiques are now selling jeans/hoodies from 15k and above. It's so irking!!!!!!!!
Now all the shop sellers increased their prices and an average person can't patronise them again.

Their arrogance is out of this world. Gosh!

Always loved and admired her.

Titi Kuti is amazing abeg. That hair na to die for .

Lmao the bay leaf na for flavouring na. .

I knew it was over for this country when I saw stew inside fish roll. This country? Smh.

Tiwa Savage is good for your soul.

Yes, a lot of times.

When I was in 100level, people mistook me for another girl in my class, we really resembled each other, and people were always mistaken her for me, and she likewise.
Lol we became friends through that experience, we even deliberately confused people more when we sewed the same outfit. It was so cool .
The day she followed me to market and my workplace, see chants of "I didn't know you were a twin oh" . And when we tell them we're just friends, they keep asking me, abi your papa play away match? Lol.

Another mistaken identity was a friend sending me a picture on WhatsApp and asking when did I come to Delta State, and how am I dating one of his male friends. Lol the girl in the picture resemble me dieeeeeeeeee (even finer sef). I saved that picture on my phone. I go find that lady one day.

One time, I was going home and this woman beckoned me that I really resembled her last child.

So many experiences abeg .

This is really nice and informative.

Click "Like" if you can spot Mynd44 and Seun name there .

pocohantas:
When you were younger, girls were rushing you for just having a penis, you thought it will remain like that? You convinced yourself that you will see a wife anytime you are ready.

Now you are 34 with 70k salary and you are looking for a girl in her prime to rush into marriage. A girl that is very sure she can still meet a better man.

You men do not like to tell yourselves the truth. The major attraction to an older man is his FINANCIAL CAPABILITY. If you don’t have that, 300L girls will use you and do yeye. If you have it, they will still use you and cruise, but them no go get mind tell you this kind nonsense to your face . Na Round 1 be this. When they are done with you, you will give up on marriage.

You think say na 1872 we dey?

Better go find one mature lady with a stable source of income and marry.

Why you come dey expose our secret na?
We offend you before

CSTRR:
She is wearing an african attire to meet the leader of the European Union.

What is there not to like?

Are you even brave enough to wear your native clothes to an ordinary embassy?

Lmao my thoughts exactly too.