₦airaland Forum

Unlimited22:
folake4u, I for actually like meet-up Shaa. If you're okay with it, that is.

But I Don Dey fear Benin girls lol..... Plus your city is stupid expensive. But no wahala. If you're so inclined and not busy, I'll try to. If not, well, we keep the convo on our chatroom

Lol okay.

Why are you scared of Benin girls na.

When I'm free, I'd let you know.

Godmademan:
lol.. It's almost done. Just a little Hill left to climb. Congratulations on the admission.

Ah so soon?

Thank youuuuuuuuuu baby boy!

Godmademan:
it's the truth of the matter

Nor go finish your exam fess.

Godmademan:
Where una dey see love o!!! I have used microscope, telescope, side mirror, etc. I no see shish.

BTW...bride and groom look so alike. Is it love effect or photos hope effect?

You're not serious this boy!

I love butterflies and still chase them when I see it.
It makes my heart flutter.They're really beautiful and can turn my frown to smile.

I see butterflies every morning cos of the flowers in my house.

Nackzy:
I can never put this rubbish in my mouth, disgusting

As in ehn, so disgusting. I hate snakes too much

pocohantas:
Una dey always get options when young na.

That time sense is not found and gbola is very active. Naso una go dey do like Hitler. Claiming men-are-polygamous-in-nature.

You people forget na una old age dey do strong things pass. Small thing, stroke, kidney failure, diabetes. By that time, all your options (side-chicks) are long gone. You’ll now be blackmailing your virtuous wife into becoming a personal nurse. Reminding you to take your drugs and cooking oilless vegetable soup with plantain swallow.

If God come punish you with woman wey sabi revenge. She would leave you at home and go for omugwo in the US permanently. You will na wear obituary t-shirt and sit in front of your bungalow with a newspaper, watching every movement. One useless redpiller will see you there and come to create thread. “Men take care of yourselves, what I noticed with my neighbour”. The moomoo won’t ask the neighbour how he landed in that situation.

You men won’t give a woman your youth, but when your engine has knocked, you will return home to saddle her with a badly maintained Nigerian used body. Nonsense!

Happy Anniversary to the couple.

Aunty Poco, so much vawulence!

I always laugh out loud whenever you mention this oiless vegetable soup with plantain swallow . E dey burst my brain.

pocohantas:
It happens after taking the vaccine. She would be fine @lichocho.

Oh I see.

lichocho:
she just deh act like who fever wan finish o..and she no deh sick before she take am..say cold de worry am

Wow, so sorry to hear.
Una don carry am go do tests for lab? Or hospital too?
This one serious oh, make e nor come escalate.

lichocho:
Shey na d one wey my cousin take wey she neva get herself since

Are you serious?
What happened to her?

obainojazz:
Everyone in Anambra knows he’s gay

Are you serious? I find it so hard to believe.

simplepee:
I'm fine darling. How are you?

I'm good too, Mama.

All first dates I go to, I don't fail to ask, "Please what's your genotype".

Once bitten, twice shy.

simplepee:
Folake baby! Abi.....

Yes oh.

How are you?

pjosh1:
Thank God I’m not the only one who feels this way and I’m currently working on improving my cooking skills.

Alright. Great to hear that.