₦airaland Forum

Mokason288:
Yet her breast still stand passssss your future

Epic clapback. Nice one .

Japhet04:
thank you very much

You're welcome.

How much are you guys paying for physical application. Like the amount y'all will pay for your Dean to travel to Abuja?.

Japhet04:
hi folake, I saw your post on your diary about law school... I hope we can still apply next week because the list for my University was just uploaded yesterday.

Anticipating your response

Hi good afternoon.
Yes, you can apply next week, not later than August 27th though.

Congratulations handsome man! May you be a good father .

Kobicove:
I agree that not everyone must be in the spotlight but this guy's own is to the extreme...no one even knew of his existence until now

Lol, why do you want to know about his existence?

Let's give a scenario.
If eventually you become a celebrity (the only one in your family for that matter), I don't think you'd want the whole world to know your family members, maybe because you prefer your private life, or fear of kidnappers or one reason or the other.

So also it applies to other celebrities. You cannot know everything about them.

Kobicove:
So Kcee and Emoney have an older brother who's obscure?

Bros, nor be everybody for family go dey inside spotlight.

The sky is forever blue!!!!!

Always decently dressed. Forever a Queen .

LordIsaac:
A clime where an average lawyer can eat.

Gospel truth.

donbachi:
Lasisi elenu will make a good character on hushpuppy...he should be given the role.

You're right sha.
In a way, Lasisi Elenu resembles Hush facially.

OMG! Such adorable eyes.

pocohantas:
Depends on my mood.

When I am pissed, I call him the name his parents gave him.

Na wa oh.
God when .

Lewisjohnson:
Ewedu nd Amala Language

I rather become Dump dan 2 learn Ewedu nd Amala language

Learning der language alone can turn me 2 Defile underage kid

Oh come on!
You reek of stupidity by this foolish post of yours.

First and foremost, it's not spelt "Dump" but "Dumb" like yourself.

Secondly, if you can make this silly joke about defiling underage kids, then you really need to be checked into a psychiatric hospital.
You must be having some sort of brain disorder.

Yes a lot of times.
Recently, a stranger here DMed me and said she wanted to give me Graduation gift. I was so touched.
I've never met or seen her before.

There are lot of good people out here amidst the bad eggs.

pocohantas:
So the time we are supposed to use to find horseband, attend crusade, pound akpu and asslick our in-laws, we would na use it to be walking dogs ehn?

No no no! .

You have to stop making me laugh please.

UniqueD01:
Nude pictures abi... continue
Wat if he's using GB WhatsApp

Nah nor be nude. Who still sends nudes on WhatsApp in this present age.

Dagger111:
This one don send nudes pa. Abeg send me some too. Make i send my number?

How about sending your nudes to your grandma? .

Adeesther56:
U are a wicked person,so u want to have sex with her then it would results in unwanted pregnancy then u abandoned her,why can't u think are u a dog that can't live without sex,,think.. because fornication is a sin,u sef know it,and u call yourself a Christian,you are a disgrace to christians aswear, it gona clock 4 years this year that hav been a celibate..just pity your life aswear....

Go and check Op's other thread, he was also cheating.

Macsjebs:
On IPhone, it doesn't get deleted from phone gallery

I'm in trouble then. .

That's how I sent pictures to this guy and when he viewed it, I deleted it immediately and niggar was sad.
I enjoyed the teasing .

Hmm.

NewSoul:
So many in Nigeria, how many have you seen pls?

I've seen a lot, in bus parks, even while boarding a bus, in quiet places too.

Village people finally caught this one.
How does someone in his right senses go about the place masturbating. publicly
So many of them in Nigeria. Later, they'd blame the women for dressing provocatively.

I'm glad he's been made to face the wrath of the law.
Nonsense and Mr. Khan!

1EmmyKay:
We quite men are real, we mean what we say and only say what we mean, so if we express that ladyrose described us well then it real. Not faking anything cos it wont bring $1 to our pockets.

Duly noted .

Lmao. All of a sudden, Nairaland men are quiet in real life.

codemaniacs:
Please for your own sake, learn to stop generalizing...

learn to use the words "some" or "most"...

you said "girls dey measure how big their backside is, boys dey count how many girls dem don count and how long they last in bed." that's generalizing...

what you talked about is classified under the "entertainment industry" which is totally different from the Sports industry..

As there are boys and girls interested in "how big their backside is, boys dey count how many girls dem don count" there are also boys and girls interested in sports,
there are also some boys and girls interested in education
there are also some boys and girls interested in politics
there are also some boys and girls interested in science and technology
there are also some boys and girls interested in Health
there are also some boys and girls interested in fashion
there are also some boys and girls interested in Aviation.
e.t.c..

stop generalizing.

Spot on!

This is an interesting piece, there are lessons to learn from here.

pocohantas:
See as e just fall the woman hand. Imagine me saying “thank God my husband doesn’t watch football. If not I won’t renew DSTV subscription”. Tufiakwa!

Lmao. It's the audacity for me really .

pocohantas:
And your wife doesn’t have like 5k to renew subscription? Poor woman.

What is this abeg? So much evil in this world .