₦airaland Forum

Old people problems! Ahhhh.

God abeg.

richmondefosa:
Do better.

Lmao.

Magnoliaa:
Ahh. Soapy with Aboniki balm. Chai. You're a wuckedt girlfriend.

Yes oh. Wickedness is my forte.

Magnoliaa:
But watin Aboniki balm dey do for here? For back pain or waist pain, abi watin?

E go use am do "soapy" na.

Handkerchief, one pack of Tommy Hilfiger's boxers, Aboniki balm.

Kobojunkie:
Have you ever tried maybe making apple pie with it to see if it is a good substitute for the other kinds of apples.

No. I'm really not a huge fan of Apples except this local one and the normal green one.

Mariangeles:
You'll hardly see it being sold in Lagos.
Including one other one we call fruit
I think that's almonds.

Hmm wahala.

Ah, almonds are everywhere na.

Mariangeles:
Thank you for asking this.

I've always wondered why it's never sold.
Could it be that they feel it is too small and delicate, and not worth selling?
You can only get to taste it if the tree is close to you.

Lol they sell it in my state oh.
It's cheap sha, very cheap.

Kobojunkie:
Oh, I remember that fruit. It is not Ghana apple at all. Instead it is called Bell Apple

I love this Apple a lot.

Magnoliaa:
Eyaaaaa. Chai. So a fellow niggur could not help you?

Life.

Lmaoooooooo so much for men helping their fellow men. .

I don already cuss am for Twitter streets since morning.

I love boiled corn with ube.

pocohantas:
Fathers are gold.

The only man that wants you to be greater than him.

The only man that will give you urgent 2k without asking “so when are you coming?”

The only man that you can chop his money and not pay back in any form. Just be fine and great, he is alright.

One coconut head will na come from God knows where and want to rub shoulders with your father because he paid bride price. Kai! Young guys are badly behaved. If not they should know their place, somewhere below the father.

You captured everything so well especially paragraph 2.

Omo! I don't know what I'd have done without my Father's love oh. He's the reason I'm where I am today. His support is amazing and I'm grateful for him.

I don chop my Papa money tire ehn. .

He has also told me I won't find another person like him again, and if any man touches me "Jail straight".

walkbrazil4k:
I will check it out, I have athing for Spanish songs

Yeah they have beautiful songs

I love this song "El Color De Tus Ojos" by Bembé. I play it a lot.

The5DME:
please, can u explain what's going on? Is there a rapist on Nairaland?

Yes oh. There's a rapist on Nairaland.

pocohantas:
If a Nigerian man is traveling abroad, his fellow men would warn him to stay away from their women. They will tell him those ones are not Nigerian girls that you do anyhow. It means deep down in themselves, they know they are badly behaved and get away with a lot here.

One foolish guy tried raping his gf and delivered punches on her face. Redpillers were supporting him, they said it is a normal thing and many of them have done it . Tomorrow he would travel abroad and be accused of rape, it is now me that will say he is innocent.

Later, they'd be chanting "TeamForeignWomen", "NigerianWomenareUseless" etc, whereas in reality, foreign women would NEVER tolerate their excesses, not even the Black American women. It's because Nigeria is a lawless country that's why they get away with a lot of things here, it's a pity. I wish this Sex Offenders Registry is taken seriously in this country, then many of them will sit up and act right.
In other countries, once a guy is known as a registered sex offender, they avoid them seriously like plague.

Can you imagine? No respect for women whatsoever. Na wetin their papa dey do their mothers too, so they're living up to the standard.

pocohantas:
They think it is Nigeria abi Nairaland where they defend rape with their lives. Sensible Nigerian men in that same America are never quick to stick out their necks for a brother because they know themselves and what they are capable of doing.

I showed that thread to a Nigerian lawyer in America and his response was, “that guy is lying, he is GUILTY until proven INNOCENT”.

But no, it is Nairalanders without passport and an understanding of the judicial system that decided to play defense counsel. In their minds, wicked America has targeted one of them for life imprisonment. Some were already playing the racial card, typical!

The problem with some of them is that they think America's criminal justice system is messed up and they can easily manoeuvre it, just the same way they do in their homeland.

In Nigeria, the law is You're INNOCENT until proven GUILTY.
While that of America is that you're GUILTY until proven INNOCENT.

This is really nice.

Running is a good cardio exercise.

OscarJaden:
She is slowly becoming an evening newspaper

Lmao at least she can even pay off your generation na.

BRATISLAVA:
Even poor parents do, so what are you saying?

Leave the mumu man, let him be yarning dust.

May God continue to keep our wards safe from evil perpetrators.

An ambivert like myself.

I fear introverts, you can't predict them or know their inner thoughts. An extrovert comes with too much wahala, they're all over the place.

So an ambivert it is.

sisisioge:
Those ones are mostly children playing grownups o. The OP was a grown man who couldn't handle the power that comes with adequate money...I hope his father is happy where he is. Too bad.

Lol you're right sha.
The OP was a grown man but he acted childish.

It's a very terrible situation. Not all experiences are sweet.