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Ajibam: cool Bro... u?

having good time until Obadiah resurrected to Elijah some hours ago.

nwuyag: Hmmn, that's really rare.

dont eat lies. All the christian I met are either praying for the death of enemy or praying for longer days on earth with money and good earth. I haven't and possibly cant find any that pray for quick death

Logicboy03: Did you just paraphrase Kanye West?

welcome boy....dont derail or I report you. This time you might be ban till eternity

Ajibam:

officer Ajiban (in yoruba meaning wake only to ban). Wad up

Joshthefirst: God knows I truly do not understand what this guy says. He is a real troll of the religious section.
I hail you oga follykaze.

in Obadiah voice....God is feeding you with milk, upgrade to flesh cuz im on bone here.

Wad up man

Logicboy03: What does the bold mean?

you guys were I I some minute ago but now H. You notice the - ?

Friendly thang

Ajibam: I don't have religion, I would have sold it to you...all I have is Jesus. please accept it and be saved

which is the product among Jesus, God and Bible?

HumbledbYGrace: yes, unless christians are not invited

for honour, they should party with logicboy freedom party....we are family you know?

Logicboy03:

Do like guy na....stop opening teeth. You too drop interconnected-again words

HumbledbYGrace: Do I resemble rihanna? Ban lifted, go and sin nomore.

I hope this time your obsession will vanish, for all our sakes.

hurray.... Logicboy, book a hall for celebration. HBG, hope you coming out with him? Party tins

Ishilove: I will dignify this inanity with a response JUST THIS ONCE.

Since you insist you want to be behave like a nagging, menopausal woman experiencing an early onset of senility, i shall gladly humour you.

What is your business whether HBG mailed me? So because she mailed and coincidentally i went to edit my comment on the non-christian chat thread, it automatically means she mailed me that you reported my comment, right? Clap for yourself, Sherlock Holmes has got nothing on ya!!

Oda, since you are wailing about this infamous mail, i shall, with great reluctance, divulge the details of this top secret electronic missive that is causing you e-constipation and making you sweat gravel:

her goat swallowed a bone and is now experiencing severe night time hallucinations. I, with all modesty, am the best Iya Elewe in the whole of the kingdom of Idumagbo. I am world famous, so HBG has been bombarding me with mails to save the life of her beloved bearded nanny goat with my world famous life-giving elixir. I am still considering whether to help her because my services don't come cheap and I am paid in dollars, not rand. Her mail was to inform me of the deteriorating state of the goat ( her beard has started falling off)

I am sorry HBG, for telling the world about the goat. Logicboy has left me no choice. Please, forgive me. . .

There you have it Logicboy, the contents of the mail. You have made me betray the confidence of a potential client and i will never forgive you. . .

Shior.

Tell me what constitutes derailment on a chat thread? Can a chat thread be derailed? I suggest you go to the nearest OXFORD dictionary to check out the meaning of the verb 'chat', because i seriously suspect you have been consulting that dictionary written by those Abakaliki based lexicographers that i have been warning you about.

Smh.

Finally, when i checked last Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa, and not a faceless and very annoying troll who goes by the username 'Logicboy'. If you want to keep spinning conspiracy theories, by all means, knock yourself out, but please, i beg you in the name of the Spaghetti Monster you believe in and hold dear, KEEP ISHILOVE OUT OF YOUR PARANOIA INDUCED FANTASIES.

HBG, i shall send the potion via UPS and thereafter cut all contact with you because people are beginning to read meaning into our relationship.

I am also unfollowing this thread now because i refuse to be a partaker of puerile drama sponsored by a faceless username who has been labelled a troll by the owner of this world famous online forum. As a result, i can go where i please and drop comments and it suits me, as long as they do not contravene any of the laid down rules of Nairaland.

Goodnight, good people of Nairaland, and God bless y'all. Long live Nairaland!!!!


*unfollows thread*

would have lash my cain on your ass this had been from a guy to gal.

But seriously you whinning like proud 'After-one' who lost her only child. Smh

RationalDude: physical locations involved here.

the whole physical location is corrupted.

They are not deceiving themselves, they are being smart. Suicide is cowardice

They are deceiving themselves, living in hell when there is heaven for you is cowardice

another realm? have you been playing those mortal kombat games again?

Nope, not suicide. Suicide is intentional killing of oneself by oneself. Jesus was only obeying his father and he didn't kill himself, the Jews & Roman soldiers killed him

If he was following his father base on jonah sign, he was not dead.

Well the bible said he ordered for his death. Thats suicide. He got power not to die but never used it. This is suicide.

running around like a headless fowl I see. you didn't answer my question

lol. Your question is not logical. Go and learn the differences between knowing and believing.

nope, it's not.

Same here

until you prove otherwise.....im on ground man. Cheers

Pay your tithe first

obadiah777: cattle and beasts are heathens. they are men. the wood ? thats a filler. no meaning. altar ? which altar ? you know what ? quote the verses in question. and bow is different from rainbow. bow means 'authority'

when I get back home....expecting those gals to come. Im hot

Kaylize76:

lol. To get a fine metal, it have to taste fire. How about gold? Same hell. Make them man

MEILYN: i no see Rainbow 4 my Bible oo.

dont have bible with me abeg....maybe when I get home

obadiah777: the meaning of each animal ? how do you mean ? and beast can be kingdom or men. the altar of sacrifice is 'noah being fruitful and multiplying the gospel of God throughout the earth. he is offering sacrifice by bringing people into the house of the lord. heaven fall of fire ? what bible you reading ? lol. the log of wood ? what version bible you reading ? rainbow ? no such thing as rainbow in the story of noah. there is 'bow' not 'rainbow'

some animal which made it to the ark were named.

What is the meaning of the altar, each wood use for building it and the fire on it?

No rainbow? Bow is still same thing.

Answer abeg

Kaylize76: Oh oh ooh! My bad my bad...Okaaaay....That i can do....Oya line up! Starting from the naughtiest....


you know yasef Obadiah

lol. Need some pack of pepper in his eye, ear, nose, dick and butt

MEILYN: where u see rainbow there?

40 days after downpour which serve as covenant. Atheist sabi bible pass you. Na wa o

quivah: a man of many nations is born of none...lol
You a pagan really?? Checked somma your posts..

And hope this would be sweet enough; how do you do?

Not a pagan really. Am an atheist taking a little step into spirituality. Really it make some sense to me. Erm...im spiritual atheist for now though. Cant say about tomorrow.

Queeny im good. Reading your words make me gulder

Kaylize76: Ahn na....I mean am in a good way

I mean show them pepper

obadiah777: ask the gravity question. i dey wait

the meaning of each animal, if beast is kingdom then what is the meaning of the mount which the ark stopped?

Erm...the altar of sacrifice, the heaven fall fire and the log of wood also is allegory, what do they mean?

Rainbow mean what?

Kaylize76: Nooo oooh!! These are my gees


Na mcdonalds baptism I dey take am for

I see. Mcdonald food are mostly engineered while some are contaminated. Cancer everywhere. This kid were corrupted through this.

Get real horse for whip and tree for planks which you can you on them. The lord made them all

obadiah777: mcfynest i would work on the noah exegesis though. intimate details will take a while to post. remember it is chapters 6 7 8 9

and be ready to answer gravity questions. Your legs going to shake

obadiah777: yes you indeed Sire will be high like your own god >>> micah 4 vs 5 For all people will walk every one in the name of his god, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever. so get high like ya god baal

fail.

Ye are Gods....

Ajibam: Jesus loves you sir

im not a gay sir. I need women to love me.

And say that to animals

Mr President: Watchu gon use horsewhip for?

your butt....

obadiah777: gaddem heathen. smdh

thy Lord God made them all. Even before we were born....he knew I will be high like him.

Mr President: dont come and use 'style' to toast Aunty Quivah joor

sharaap....go inside room and watch tom chasing jerry

Kaylize76: That's good to hear . I've been watching the whole thing from the start and aswear, the thing tire me. Oya Foly you get rope and van? Let's pack them all for baptism

But they were actually joking though, you should never take OBD jokes seriously

do you come with horsewhip?

Didn't notice this before.

How can a woman on nairaland turn herself to dictator? Power suck mehn....

quivah: you guys are funny tho..

As far as there is fun insaults,one can go a long way..
Folykaze... please free them.. lets just have fun, i kinda enjoy you guys.. seriously!

And i aint stepped on,im quick to remove my foot..


And obadiah, you havent aswered my q, :/ are you Nigerian?? Silly yes! But the way you write tho!!

Obadiah is the son of thousand fathers. He claimed to be jew, britain and Nigeria. The guy is somehow.

Queeny I love your soft words....mind saying more? Anything