₦airaland Forum

We are growing....just need to start somewhere and we have started

Is there a way I can join the army, get a gun and follow the troop hunting Abubakar Shekau today?

I feel like bringing him down myself.

Putting my gun in his head and let the it sing him a song.

Breathe the gun smoke to his ear drum

Let the bullet kiss his brain...

Hohoho

pDude: Lemme guess. You are a Nigerian agent in Tahiti who seems to know a lot on Tahiti. Also you can procure Tahiti visa for people and you have various offices in Tahiti.

Also all we need to do is give you some info and pay money into a UBA account, and our visa is ready to be collected in 2 days. Also you work with Tahiti authorities and you are well versed in all the travel and logistics involved with a Tahiti trip.


But your office just happens to be in Ojuelegba.

Try again bruv. Nor be today yansh resemble kolanut

NB: Look at the OPs profile pix and see Tahitian paradise for yourselves

Animalistic instinct I over cooked that....

acidosis™:
Very true sir

Neglect is not the right word to use..

Kogi state is a failed state!

Education - Failed
Transport - Lol, doesn't exist
Road - Failed
Industry - Failed

The Kogi of 1991 is far better than the Kogi of 2013. Nothing is working here..
The Government do not attract investors despite the vast mineral resources..
Kogi is one state in Nigeria with a large number of mineral resources, yet the men we call governors do not see it..

They just sit back in the government house to share F.G allocation among themselves and their igala ghost workers..
Minimum wage here is less than N15,000..
Nothing is just working..

I'm really ashamed of these shameless dirty men..

The f00lish first govenor built a state university with our money and then name the school after himself - "Prince Abubakar Audu University"
Can you see how this men reason¿

His brother Ibrahim Idris was elected after Audu and then he changed the name to Kogi State University. That was the greatest thing he did for 8years aside paying half Salaries..
I wasn't surprised anyway, cos he was a carpenter before his Igala brothers choose him to come lead the state (and since they have a larger population here, they're bound to win).

Port to another state then. Or disown the state. . . This is complete failure abeg. I don disown Nigeria and turned my father's compound to a republic.........just like kalakuta republic. Simple as ABC

slim fit :
Oga your people will run the company down no be lie, beside, you have enough companies there.

Tribalistic Animalistic Instinct

so so tribalist here

Orji o orji: why are 90% of the cp's are Northerners ? And muslim.

When a cat becomes a security looking over fish....what do you expect? When violence start tomorrow, they will only tell us it under control but wont do anything because the criminal is from their zone. Therefore, violence, looting and vandalism cant stop with this set of people.

I don talk am.....this people dey merry with their wives forgetting their switching training them dey use our light do. 24hours supply in Ondo state

owie05: El-rufai,u hav notin 2 offer either.U ple shuld leav GEJ alone.3decades of power in d North has cause more harm dan Gud..

You are right. Both of them got nothing to offer Nigeria. I remember their name calling

El-rufai is a pathetic liar says GEJ

GEJ is the father of oil thieves says El-rufai

Both of them are clowns, no way for them

Signing without any change? Na that we want?

Obiagelli: They should start with all these naked posters around the city. Is it impossible to do a movie without naked men and women. The thing our kids are exposed to these days, na wa.

Adding

Censor most movie that doesn't make any sense or those repeated script and changing of authors must be stop.

We want movie that will tell us our history, educate us and promote our cultures......enough of comedy and stupid talk on the screen. Nollywood is not producing anything than joke now. We dont need to laugh all the time.

If there a way I can join army today, get a gun and follow troops to Bauchi? I fill like shooting those animals there.

GOOD JOB WELL DONE NAVY

ledafaze: Dont mind them... They failed Jamb and then got one mail from a private university to pay for school fees and by such graduate... U think Fed and State Uni na beans?

Control + Shift

You got the code..... school 2

Olamide is becoming boring with days. I love when he came to the industry with tight rap flow. But dont really understand him when he start splitting garbage and sometime run off beat on his freestyle song. Im porting to Reminisce for street rap and vector tha viper for bar racking

I dont have specific position. Anytime I feel like sleeping, I just rest my back and dash off.

This is what we get kindergaten president make love with shepopotamus.

What is this woman trying to tell us? That been first lady is now an official task?

Hey woman, go back to your husband house, he is a zoologist. So go and hunt some animals since you are shepopotamus, kill them and cook it for your husband. Later make the bed and let him fvck your big ass. Thats the rule for animal like you. Next pls

You re a Yoruba dude in the uk, they say its halloween, you rush to tesco and u buy costumes; vampire, red nun, ghost face etc for the party. You now get to Nigeria, they say ogun festival or Osun festival, you shout ''it is evil and devilish'', then i say congratulations! the size of your brain is smaller than that of an ape and you kinda Zombie.......animal in human skin!!!


At last common sense prevailed. Just hope Fed Govt would emulate him. We have been marginalized for so long.

CrazyMan: Bunch of wired looking people dressed in archaic costumes, sitting on bug infested mats and speaking to cowries …why not declare the whole week or month as public holiday so they can serve their deity properly.

*Long hiss*

Bunch of brainless, zombie and animalistic human like you worship a dead man on a stick as your saviour. Why do you want christmas and easter but dont want traditional holiday? Daft

olumaxi: Its now obvious that Ogbeni and his APC members r just gamblin on how to govern..they ought to av known that road constructions and public holidays wont put food on d table of d masses..what we need him to do is to provide good jobs for d youth(not o-yes wch dia wards canneva do)..i think its tym we get rid of these fake people b4 they ruin our lives in this country

Send that message of yours to your pastors and priest to close down their churches and get themselves into something better. Or turn church to orphanage home, schools or library. The basic reason for backwardness in this country is churches turning into business and exploitation.#

iamswizz: Pagan Naija go dey happy now... Abi he no dey Osun?



Our Traditional religions cannot take us anywhere..

Follow Christ!!!



Happy birthday, Seun Osewa

Where has your christ taken you to than enslavement, oppression, corruption, exploitation, greediness and holy fraudulent?

We know your politicians are swore into office with bible and quran, does that stop them from stealing public fund? Has any politician move your country forward? Damn it....you new age slave

Yungwizzzy: Blind people still living in stone age

Modernize/new age slave

2face fits in here
My guy Na your eye u go sharpe noo because he like say he don dey happen, no shaken notin dey happen,
Nobody won kpai/die, but dem won go heaven

This totally destroy christinsanity.........there is heaven for this pastors, mothers, priests, prophet, evangelist, sisters and brothers where they wont die again, no pain, no suffering, blind will receive sight, lame will walk upright, dead rise, no hunger, no darkness (nepa fvck up), no animal attack and others but our christian brethen dont want this......they want more suffering, starving, poverty, sickness, corruption, oppression, terrorism, war, wickedness and hatred on earth ruled by our lord satan. Lol.

Fela comes in:
suffering and smiling....suffer suffer for world Amen

HYPOCRITES SHOULD WHOLE COMMIT SUICIDE AND LET US BE

Exactly the voice a man on cracked coke heard....

It a lovely sound......from the angels on the piano sitting on the sun......ask Obadiah,,,,it takes a wrap with bible leaves to be high where you can see heaven and earth.....

Church promotion......

You got to make for this or get lost.

MAKING MONEY SOLO GRAM....ADVERTISING IS NOT FREE

Judas2013: Is it not in your bible? You need to re-read the bible without a religious belief in your mind. The stories are clear. There is not one God but several. That was why one of the gods(yahweh) said he was jealous! Apparently there were similar gods to him.

Psalm 82:1 says[b]elohim standed in the congregation of the gods[/i]. This passage says it all! There are several gods.

But these god destroyed Sodom and Gommarah with an atomic bomb, they created the flood etc. these fact showed they did not use supernatural abilities but technology.

Haven said that, these people were called gods by the ancient people not our generation. I am very sure if we saw them like moses did, Abraham did, we will see them as simply technologically advanced than we are. How could a God supposedly labelled a spirit land with so much noise on mount Sinai? Imagine the ancient man seeing an helicopter! They will worship with fear.

Abraham didn't exist. Even Galatian 4:24 attest to this.

Remember the lecture from Obadiah. Job was not a man but a nation.

Judas2013: If you read the Bible, Genesis 1:26, it will say "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness".
So its not hard to imagine there were multiple Gods actually. Its very clear i think. They modified the humanoids on the planet to be more intelligent . They were put in a seperate garden,away from the other creature to be monitored. There comes in the story of Cain . He begged one of the gods not to let the other humanoids kill him.

Another intriguing part is one one that stated god walked in the garden and Adam could hear his foot steps. That meant the gods were flesh and blood.

The bible claimed the earth was desolate and without form; meaning a huge war happened( probably atomic weapons were used) and now they are re- engineering man to be on the planet and re- populate like we have done today.

We are getting somewhere. God is/was an Alien from another planet or a higher intelligent species here on earth which are all dead.

yunglykmine: Good initiative Sir.. Impart your knowledge. Instead of involving in dirty & shameful politics and not giving we the younger generation the chance, space to get up there too. God bless your heart Sir

Are you indirectly insulting your kindergaten president in person of Badluck Retardeen Jonathan......He should resign and go back to the Zoo

Kairoseki77: See mumu. Your people are voting with their feet. No one wants to live in Abia, not even MASSOB.

Let the lost Jew go back to their cave. We Yorubas are even tired of them.

The topic is really misleading. I was thinking it was the guy who makes sekau's videos......

This fight still on? Abeg which episode una dey?

Amaechi should just shut up and face his administrative task. Im getting tired of this

cashkid18: Its jst a mata of tym n enugu will start competin wit lag.
Bt for d main tym,eko ni baje ooo ...d mods shud tak dis to d fp so dt haterx will die young

Dream on kid