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tjskii: Wich mumu keagan,dt boy is a serios disapointmnt,he just turned dry in upville,I had high hopes for him,abi Ђ☺w̶̲̥̅̊ many years will it take him to understand his soroundings,keita is d only guy I see so far winnin d money,he and wati(dats if he brings his game to upvill sha),and then again I aint underestimatin prezzo o,though I hate his guts but that guy has got his game tight,
Safari be careful o,Ђ☺w̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ go talk say my keita get potopoto body,i fit track Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ down for dat statement wey Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ make, lolz at ur comment bout goldie, Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ no go kee mi for hia, Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ shud av seen Ђ☺w̶̲̥̅̊ puffy and ugly her face was after her crying session,she now had d guts to be tellin my keita dt she shud ave put herself up for eviction instead of him, steewwpid overacting karen wannabe groundnut for brains girl

Wati Ke? Na beer dat one go take all the money shak finish! Abeg forget Prezzo. That one no fit win lai lai.

If you are sincere, youll agree with me that Keita's current standing is NOT because of the entertainment he brings. Its strictly by his looks. At this juncture, i have 2 prayer points:
1. That Keegan wakes up and shakes UV right to its foundation like he did in DV.
2. That Africa votes wisely and sends my girl Tamara to UV. That is another chic that got what it takes.

Chei! see wetin Big Brother and England VS Italy cause me o.

But wetin the guy wan yarn sef? Wey go make me sacrifice Big brother and Euro nations cup quarter final match?

safarigirl: Keitta ain't winning sh1t so y'all can just shelf that idea, when finals reach, everybody go answer im papa name, na just because plenty people no like Barbz na im Keitta vote plenty, after all, didn't Lady May have a large amount of votes when she was up? Doesn't mean squat, the psycho chic will even kick Keitta out, that dude is so friggin annoying with his poto poto body, @otumfor, I'm a gurl and there's nufn attractive bout that lil pu5sy that's always tryna form gangsta, any chic that finds such a dude sexy needs to raise her standard. And as for that ode mumu useless ogbono 0.5-carat Goldie, I've prepared special koboko for her, forkadict took the words outta my mouth, she just stood there crying like a kid who was caught with stolen akara and faced public humiliation, as if that wasn't enough display of sheer stup1d1ty, she went on to break her record of 'Dumbest Actions In 5 minutes' by kneeling down, what does she think BBA is? A setting for yoruba movies? She should've just prostrated to bring an end to her RAZZI deserving performance. To ri Olorun, if that gurl show for Naija after that show ehn, Na hot oil na im we go troway her way. Goldie ni, Copper ko.

Thank you very much for this. Abeg help me tell them o. Face, the guy no get. He's just there. Body sef, he no get. No firm muscles anywhere. Na real poto poto body he get. Yet some ladies are dieing for him. Na wa o. I fit bet sef say na small deak he get

mystikal: The sissy Keitta got 11 country votes while the Barbz got only 4, copy dat!!!

I am beginning to get worried that that sissy Keita might win the prize money. I only wish Keagan can stop him

otumfour: listen to goldie lying to keita abt how she chose him cuz she knew he wasn't gonna be evicted.....lair ........I'd walk out on her if I were him jeez, this girl is som' else....why didn't she do this after the announcement, she left the dude hanging juz like tht

Goldie the dumbo. When she made that decision in the diary room to replace Prezzo with Keita, I screamed. That decision was forked up on all grounds. Strategically, tactically and however you choose to look at it. Tactically, it was a wrong move cos Keita was close to Prezzo and based on that she should not have put him up. That move was tantamount to putting Rocki up had he still been in the house. It was also wrong strategically cos it what she did was like putting up a nigerian. Her best bet was Lady May but then she is sooooo dumb she couldn't figure that out. To further buttress her stooooopidity, how can you second guess the viewers? Its just not done anywhere. You are in the house and you have no clue who the viewers like or dislike. One may recall BB the revolution when Elizabeth put up Paloma citing the same reason that she felt africa loved her because of her african woman aura bla bla bla. Paloma got evicted that week. To now think that this girl in addition to her stoooopidity, she is also a liar?? SMFH

Moving on swiftly to far more important issues, the hour i have always dreaded since this show started is now come upon me. My girls Talia and Tamara are up for eviction. I will be so sad to say goodbye to either of them. But i expect to see one of them in UV.

Oh God! Its Goldie agaiiiiiin! Jeez! Just what the fork is wrong with this girl. She just aint cut for the entertainment industry men. Case in point, when IK asked her to announce who she saved and who she replaced the person with during today’s eviction show, her countenance and the way she went about it all reminded me of my primary school days. She was like a primary school kid who stole biscuit and was called out on the assembly line to be reprimanded. Of course she made the announcement in tears as to be expected but she worsened the whole shit by kneeling down for Barbz in apology. I was like what tha fork! Even IK’s facial expression was like ‘ See me see wahala o wetin dey do this girl se?f’ If you got a HD PVR decoder, you might want of review that scene.

Now Prezzo did not even show an iota of gratitude. He was so cool like there could not have been another outcome. Like Goldie didn’t have a choice but to save him. Although, that might be understandable as they are both ‘lovers’ but an expression of gratitude would have been nice. This only confirms the opinion that he is just using her for this game and the id.iotic girl is just sooooo blind to see that.
I thank God I am not related to this girl in anyway otherwise I would have gone on facebook, twitter, NTA, Guardian newspapers, on any medium possible to disown her. Now I feel sick, Goldie has made me sick.

BTW, I like Barbz handled the whole eviction shit. Very mature, very fun

Oh God! Its Goldie agaiiiiiin! Jeez! Just what the fork is wrong with this girl. She just aint cut for the entertainment industry men. Case in point, when IK asked her to announce who she saved and who she replaced the person with during today’s eviction show, her countenance and the way she went about it all reminded me of my primary school days. She was like a primary school kid who stole biscuit and was called out on the assembly line to be reprimanded. Of course she made the announcement in tears as to be expected but she worsened the whole shit by kneeling down for Barbz in apology. I was like what tha fork! Even IK’s facial expression was like ‘ See me see wahala o wetin dey do this girl se?f’ If you got a HD PVR decoder, you might want of review that scene.

Now Prezzo did not even show an iota of gratitude. He was so cool like there could not have been another outcome. Like Goldie didn’t have a choice but to save him. Although, that might be understandable as they are both ‘lovers’ but an expression of gratitude would have been nice. This only confirms the opinion that he is just using her for this game and the id.iotic girl is just sooooo blind to see that.
I thank God I am not related to this girl in anyway otherwise I would have gone on facebook, twitter, NTA, Guardian newspapers, on any medium possible to disown her. Now I feel sick, Goldie has made me sick.

BTW, I like Barbz handled the whole eviction shit. Very mature, very fun

safarigirl: I'm over their relationship, it's old news now, I just want to see Goldie's reaction when Prezzo leaves, must be the exit or a total breakdown, sucks that it has to take so long. Btw, that Malawian DJ last night was terrible, had a wack taste in music and even worse, he had no knowledge of how to mix tracks or switch em up, came to play some wack as.s Malawian sacrificial songs, such a let down, sheesh! Make Biggie no try that kain BS again

I guess that is where we differ. My definition of old news is if it has happened a while ago. But so long as the event is still happening, then it doesnt qualify as old news in my humble opinion. So i will continue to be on Goldie's case for as long as she continues to identify with that creep called Prezzo.

sigmundfreud: @forkadict...give Keitta a break! Why call him sissy cos he refused a bushmeat. That is my kinda of guy(minus the snitching)
Miss Zainaab too...but SHE SLAPPED DKB FIRST! and even boasted about it.
Enjoyed downville last night...

First of, why dont you let us consider the guy's total package. So in his case, its plus the snitching. You'll agree with me that he is forked.

Second of, you referred to Keita as your kind of guy? For real? On what basis? Please justify. Cos i dont see any reason, none whatsoever why i will tune to upville and say that i want to watch Keita. He is just a bore. His coming this far and his still being in the game is attributed to his looks strictly speaking. And i wonder why that ought to be cos his face is just there and his build isnt even all that. Cos his build can not be compared to that of Lomwe from the last edition of BB. If we are to consider contestants' entertainment worth, then Edith should have been the one in UV and not Keita.

Third of, which sensible and independent minded guy will ignore blatant advances from a chic as beautiful as Maneta? The reasons he cites are at best flimsy as far as I'm concerned. I feel he is scared of what Mildred might think about it. Meanwhile IMO, if you present 2 options yo Mildred and ask her to choose between Keita playing the faithful, loyal,honest and scared boyfriend and not win the money because his viewer rating will not be suuficient for him to do so and him playing the flirty, outgoing free and independent minded boyfriend but to end up winning the money, I am sure if Mildred truly loves him, she will pick the second option. I am sure you remember Richard the winner of BBA 2, or is it 3?

My opinion of Keita is that he hasnt got a mind of his own. i even feel judging by his conduct in the house so far. Mildred calls the shot in their relationship as things stand presently. This may be justifiably so cos she is the celebrity and he is just an ordinary guy remember. So i ask you sir, what do you call a guy that acts like a lady in the relationship he has with his partner? You call them cissies. And Keita is just one. Simple.

Then you said that Zainab slapped DKB first?? Please verify your points before coming on here to proclaim them. My advise to you is that you search for the orijo clip and watch again.

^^^^ The DJ was DJ Malick. Malawi's finest. the DJ no too bad sha.

BB Stargame is about the best BB in history IMO. I can't recall any past edition where not one, not two, not three but four worthy contenders get evicted under forced circumstances, the game would have been long dead. But Stargame is still waxing strong. Just check out the party tonight in DV. Tamara, Talia, Janette (the mosquito), in short everyone was tight men. Naughtiest of them all were Tamara and Janette (the mosquito). Tamara trying so hard to catch the DJ's attention and Janette (the mosquito) flirting all over the place, giving Alex, Nafe serious lap dances... I had a fun time tonight.

Now to more serious matters.What is wrong with Goldie that even before Prezzo opens his dirty mouth, to utter sense or nonsense, she is already laughing like someone under the influence of laughing gas? Wetin sef? Will her love story (assuming hers can be referred to as a love story) be the first in the history of mankind?The mumu already assumes that she is very dear to Prezzo cos when Prezzo bluffed at Biggie that he can not do anything to him (Prezzo) that will get to him. Goldie then retorted that Biggie would take her away from Prezzo and then Prezzo would be finished. Jeeez! I was like this girl's name would have been Blindie instead of Goldie. i can not imagine how on earth anyone could be that blind.

GOLDIE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TOOL IN PREZZO'S HAND WHICH HE FEELS WILL HELP HIM WIN THE SHOW. WAKE THE FORK UP GIRL!

tjskii: Eeehn goldezzo combo less annoying,nooo Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ guys let's kip d fire of hatred burning for those two ooo,neither of dem must win dat dough o,thyr not entertainin at all,they just stay holed up in d room making googly eyes at each other,dnt becom immune to dia annoyingness,kip d angerfire burnin pls

I agree with you a hundred percent and i am very surprised at Safarigirl saying that Goldezzo are less annoying. Me, e dey tey before i hate person but if i hate am, i dey hate am finish.

So, sorry to disappoint you @ safarigirl, I am just getting warmed up with Goldezzo.

StateOfMind: Honestly, Zainab was my favourite and I had placed a bet on it with my sister that she was gon take the money home. Even that ugly mampi was more in dkb's face and yet he dint slap her. I still have the slap video on my phone and whenever I watch it, I wish I could change things and bring zainab back into that house.

The apology letter and song no jsut du am for me. Bloody coward..he remained glued to the chair in the kitchen that day and couldn't stand up to prezzo even when he challenged him to slap him..*hisses*

Maguy, we are united in our grief about Zainab. That girl is so crazy and she actually made me laugh many times. it's one thing to be crazy and another to be able to make people laff, if you catch my drift. I recall wwhen they had the football task and she said 'I am not good with one ball but I'm good with two balls' I almost choked on my food that day.

Oh! I MISS ZAINAB TO DEATH.

Oloun dis DKB guy na bas.tard. I am so cross with him on three counts:

1. He couldnt provide me with the entertainment i needed.
2. he made Biggie disqualify my Zainab. The only character i grew so fond of after Ola & Chris' exit.
3. He not only made Biggie disqualify my Zainab but he also assaulted her. And to think that he attacked her first over some trivial issue disgusts me to hell.

@ DKB, Oloun e no go better for you o!

^^^^^ I still dey wonder wetin tjski dey like for dat Keita body? That guy is just a disgusting pusssssy niggggga. Behaves like a cissy 2-4-7. Got zero game. A real guy would have forked Maneta a long time ago and possibly Barbz and lady May altogether and whenever he gets outside the house, all he has to do is to woo Mildred afresh. And things will be back to normal. He might have to buy her gifts for her to fall for him again but then he would have achieved his aim of forking those itching pusssies in the house, provided the likes of me with top notch entertainment, and still have his girl back. You know, scoring hundred percent in the venture.

Ghanian male reps to this year's BB are just plain disgusting. take DKB for instance. The day Prezzo provoked him to his very limits, he couldn't muster enough courage to hit him first. But he suddenly turned Superman with Zainab slapping her first and then threatening her that he would kill her. Bloooody COWARD. DKB to me is the most worthless guy on the planet. First is his unimaginable cowardice and then he claims he is a comedian and housemates without (the slightest) prior stint at comedy made me laugh harder than a billion DKBs on stage ever would. I imagine the kind of humour the average ghanain has got if a slow maggot like DKB has a career in comedy. No disrespect to ghanaians but men una no just try at all. DKB should be picking refuse of the floor at venues of comedy shows. That should be the closest he should ever come to comedy. DKB? A comedian? Are you forking kidding me?

DKB WHEREVER YOU MAY BE , MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO FORK YOUR ASSSSS WITH A SHARP KNIFE UNTIL YOU BLEED TO COMA. AND IF YOU NO SEE PERSON WEY GO RUSH YOU GO HOSPITAL, NA YOU SABI.

tjskii: Someone made a comment bout goldie today that I'd lik to share,he/she said if goldy were to win d money,she wud share it equally among d HM,and I kinda agree,I admit dt d chik is exasperatingly annoyin,but truth be told she has a good heart,and I can actualy imagine her doin a thing lik dt,her prob is dt shez just a sucker for love(I don't blame her,she said she loves m&b,wat do Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ xpect)so mayb we shud go easy on her a little,abi wat do Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ guys think

Truth be told she has a good heart. But then no be heart i wan chop. Na hardcore entertainment i wan chop men. Forget dat tin.

However good her heart maybe, she'll never share the money equally with the housemates. She might settle them but she will not share the money equally. But i expect her to give that love-vendor prezzo a lion's share. SMH.

I really cant understand why the girl is like that. A typical naija girl isnt like that talk more of a Lag girl. Goldie, na wa for you o!

tjskii: Keeegannn,dis guy dey dull me seriosly,hez just dry and his diary sessions wtf,they shud be called d ramblings of a confused niggy,he makes absolutely no sense,hez gotten too quiet in upville,lik hez intimidated or smthn,
Stil dnt kno who to vote for dis week,keita in d words of prezzo'is gettin on my nerves,all he talks bout is mildred and his brodaz club'. Barbz,hmmm I think I lik her,shez an oldie but a goldy(rolling my eyes at my choice of words)I think I'll vote barbz,shez fun despit her age,keita shud go and meet mildred and stop dullin me jare

Your point about Keegan's diary session is valid. Its more like a rant session. But his being quiet is for a reason. He is trying to study each housemate's character before unleashing his.

Keita is such an annoying preak. So immature and so boring. The way he keeps telling the guys anything and everything that transpires between him and maneta to me is the height of immaturity. But if the eviction still goes ahead as planned then he'll be saved by africa and babz will be going home. But it will be nice of Biggie to call of the planned eviction

But how could the Zimbabwean reps disgrace their country in that manner? Well i leave that to Mugabe to deal with them appropriately. Dem suppose chop better cane o. make dem flog dem on national tv make dem nyansh peel.

[quote author=ella.b]Urghh...and dat cry baby Blondie dey clean prezzo nose.[/quote]Wetin she dey use clean am? Her tongue? Because dat girl fit do anytin for dat guy. I just tire. Naija girls suppose arrange better beating for her when she show naija. Make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her, make dem wait till dem discharge her then make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her again.

But men, if this Goldie girl doesnt kill me before this show ends, men I cant die anymore

But where the hell did m-net get this set of ill mannered, undisciplined things from in the name of recruiting housemates for BB? Not only are the housemates undisciplined, they are not at all focused on the game. I thot $300,000 was enough motivation to keep one focused and help him maintain his cool in the face extreme provocation but alas I am wrong.

The dynamics of the game have taken another intense twist with Roki and manta's disqualification. And suddenly I am getting worried that following the mass exit of strong contenders for the prize, Goldie might pull a stunt and emerge the winner of this year's BBA. Remember Wendull of last year's episode? The coast now seems clear for Keagan assuming we dont have any more major upset

Anyway, events of the next few weeks will determine the course of the game. And i must say that i am loving this show...

pro01: My guy, I dey on that Toolz matter. She's a ho like the rest of them, but I go use wetin Igbo people dey call 'Ogalanya Magic' take catch am. That her overweight yansh must collect better acamu baptism from my ogbunigwe. Make we dey see.

Chei abeg maguy, i take God beg you abeg show me the way na. Me sef need hammer dat nyansh

Tiwa na just like ordinary girl wey i dey block for road. Forget the celebrity nonsense. So i no send don jazzy if he dey fork her.

But if you tell me say don jazzy dey fork person like toolz? Haba, jealousy fit make me go hang myself. Imagine doggggystyle with Toolz? Make all dat nyansh dey bounce on top your deak? Kasa!

****Fork Addict has an instant, rock hard, throbbing erection at the thought***

RuuDie: Blah, blah, blah. Only because we've got it in our twisted minds that we're Africa's Aryan race - Goldie is Nigerian abi, bet y'all don't think she's all that now! like I said earlier, if Prezzo was Nigerian. . . would y'all be beefing him!!?

yeah right. . . like we all haven't been in a similar position or experienced such before, abegi!

Hey yo what exactly is your point? All you do on here is rant. Can you please state clearly what your message is?

This Goldie girl na baba ode. God why is this girl this dumbb? OMG, Just saw the nomination show where she saved Prezzo and put up Keita in his place! Is this girl forking kidding me? Saving a Kenyan and putting up a Ghanian in his place? This girl has no idea how this game is played. Her action is tantamount to saving a kenyan and sacrificing a fellow nigerian. Na wa for this girl o.

By the way, she is just an emotional wreck. as far as I'm concerned, the nomination scenario is a very simple one. A complex one would have been a situation where she and Prezzo would have been up together. i wonder how she would have handled such. Imagine her screaming Jesus Christ about twice in the diary room when Biggie asked her to save one of the nominees and put up another housemate in his stead given this simple situation. i expected her to save Prezzo and put up lady may instead of Keita. she is her only wise option. But then i would love this girl to take an IQ test. Jeeeeeezzzzz! i am so disgusted!

safarigirl: ^fat, flirty, serial kissing Junia set to get under Goldie's skin, already had a gossip session with Maneta, may even take over @ her exit. Hope y'all don't regret your decision. Btw. Maneta, Barbz and Prezzo are up, Goldie saves Prezzo and puts up Lady May. Maneta nominated Goldie with good intentions, in her words, "she's a very nice person who doesn't deserve to be treated the way Prezzo treats her, and since she's HOH, she'll save herself" her 2nd nom was Prezzo. Would be good if we could save Maneta.

Although i havent seen the nominations but if what you said above is anything to go by, then i aint surprised one bit. I always knew and said it although not on this forum that lady May's loner disposition in the house will only make her an easy swap target when nominations come. This will be the second time and i see more to come. Howeevr, i expect Barbz to be evicted this Sunday.

As for Junia, just leave our chic for us like dat o. Na so we like her

Moving on, I feel this year's edition of BB is the most calamity stricken in the history of the show. Many nominees for the moola had to exit the show under forced circumstances. Ola, Chris, and Zainab. This has prompted the change in dynamics of the show. Keegan out of nowhere is suddenly becoming so popular, i even see him in the finals already. I find it all funny cos this was a guy that was fully in the background when the aforementioned contestants were still on the show.

But i got mad mad issues with Keita. He has it all going for him but the level of immaturity he 's displayed in handling the attention from the girls is annoying. Na him go be the first person wey get relationship wey go enter BB house? The way he's professing his relationship with Mildred at every opportunity is crazy. I only wish he could get hooked with maneta and provide me some quality entertainment like Luke and Jessi. But the murraforker is there slacking. Mtscheeeew!

Rocki: His jealousy of Keita and Maneta's closenes has had a negative impact on his game in my humble opinion. i hardly hear him talk these days unlike before Keita's entry into the house. He is now more reserved and just goes about the house minding his business. i need him to wake up and up his game otherwise i see Keegan causing a major upset.

I see Keegan and Lee making it to upville. but i will be glad if eventually Keegan and Junia make it there. Cos personally i feel Junia has more entertainment worth than Lee. Wetin dat goat dey do pass to dey form fine boy for BB house? Na fine boy i wan chop?

RuuDie: @ Safari.

I am saying. . .we (Nigerians) have somehow gotten it into brains that we're ALL THAT and always want to potray an image of SUPERIORITY over other Africans wherever we gather together. If Prezzo was Nigerian and Goldie, some other nationality, I guess it'd be all backslaps and high-fives for him. . . .but no!

Yes we are and will forever still be revered but I guess this scenes with Goldie will help to tell the rest of Africa we are every bit as human and as they are. Also should bring us to the realisation that we should have at least a wee more regard for our African counterparts because after all is said and done, we're no different from them!

Back to BBA issues - I suddenly want this Prezzo dude to win

Wherever BBA is the subject matter, Nigerians are all that. Naija just had a very unfortunate run this year cos of Ola's health issues. Plus Biggie's insitence that both Ola and Chris had to exit the house together. If only he had been magnanimous enough to let only Ola go, then Naija would have won the show again. No question.

I don't undestand how you can relate Goldie's disgusting conduct in the house to human nature. No one is saying it is wrong to fall in love or to love another. But to act all deperate for someone's attention when it is so obvious to all both viewers and housemates alike with the exception of Goldie that the Prezzo is playing her is what i find offensive. She even confessed that she lives for Prezzo in the BB house. What does that tell you? Not only that, but the fact that there are many many guys in naija, that are better than Prezzo head to head on any and every forking criterion Goldie sets but she chose to act all desperate for someone like Prezzo? Haba Prezzo?

You reserve the right to want anyone to win even Goldie. I got absolutely no qualms with that.

Una tink say na small work she do before she win Range?

Una sabi how many rounds she don go before she fit win Range?

jidesp: y'all blame goldie...thats her natural character...i know her well ..even when you watch her prank on MTV BigFridayShow, you will notice thats how she is naturally.. she is very emotional...and i think y'all should support her..

I am sorry but i WILL NOT SUPPORT HER NADA!

Does spending 23 hrs a day out of 24 in the kitchen qualify as being emotional by you?

My point is you can be very emotional and still play the game the way it should be played. In this regard, Goldie has failed WOEFULLY.

Right now, Rocki and Goldie are having a discussion in the garden. I feel Roki aint pleased at the way Maneta is throwing herself at Keita. So she is playing the role of the relationship councellor and I'm like what tha fork! So she is so wise as to be able to figure out the problems in other people's relationship but too blind and dumb to figure out the myriad of problems in her fake relationship. God! this girl makes me sick. I guess she has been denied true love all her life cos i just can not decipher how on earth someone in a quest can possibly lose focus as much as this girl is doing. Anyways, make she come back first shebi na for dis naija she go come meet me? Rubbish girl

If Fork Addict lie, dem never born the chic wey go decode say I lie.

sigmundfreud: spoon addict and safarigirl...that was mean! But i agrree 100percent. Av never seen a more nauseating romance than that of goldie and prezzo in my life!
Makes me question BB selection process...it must av been PDP!
Show getting boring now...we need some spice.

Bobz, its just that i am helpless and i can't say that because of Goldie, i will boycott Upville entirely. That will not be fair on other housemates, otherwise it is worth it. That girl irritates me like sheet. Everytime she laughs at Prezzo's dry comments, i always want to land her a dirty backhand. i used to think esperenca was the most disgusting housemate. But men Goldie is something else.

Yeah, the excitement level on the show has dipped. i agree with you but i expect it to pick up again once the weekly nominations start after downville must have been closed.

safarigirl: @forkadict, your conclusion is truly worth the wait, an unbiased and raw opinion of Goldie's hand falling in this show, I'm tempted to leave it at that, but I've been wanting to seriously stroke that chic, so here I go ******SAFARIGIRL'S PROFILING OF THE HOUSEMATES IN BB STARGAME (5) -THE CONCLUSION-******
GOLDIE: The chinese doll Naija mistakenly sent to BBA. Some Upvillers call her 24K (24-Carat Gold), I think she's more of 2k. She was born into a rich home, lost her mother at the age of 9, the first child of her parents and a graduate of the University of Sunderland, UK. What a waste of education! When she speaks, she sounds like someone who dropped out in primary school and worked in a buka. She could break a world record for 'most kitchen appearances on a tv show'. Even Wolfgang Puck doesn't spend that much time in the kitchen, she has earned the title of 'upville maid' bequeathed to her by viewers. ***But her kitchen obsession isn't so much a problem, after all, she wouldn't be the first HM in BBA history to be a kitchen freak. Her anti-social behaviour is her bane in the game, if Goldie isn't in the kitchen, she's with Prezzo, speaking in gibberish and giggling like a thirteen year old. The only time she seemed social was during their temporary break up, after which, she reclused into her cocoon with the fake ass, two cent, gangsta-wannabe, Prezzo. ***And then there's her insecurity, jeez! If I saved 20k for everytime I saw Goldie cry, I would be a 5 time winner of First Bank Savers Promo, the slightest thing makes her cry, one time, Prezzo accused her of sucking up to Barbz just cos she declined him eggs saying it was Barbzs', the next thing was to run into her room and burst into tears, I won't even talk bout the vomiting episode, something I wish never to remember, she's an emotional wreck! ***Then there's the servitude, if Goldie had been born in the nineteenth century, she would have been a highly priced slave. Prezzo gains from this heavily, one time, he ordered her to cook him some eggs, there was no 'please' and his tone was rather brazen, an original naija gurl would've ignored him, or better still, honored him with 'the finger', but the chic, instead, listed the egg menu 'do you want it scrambled, poached, fried or an omelette?' like she was a waiter in Tastee Fried Chicken. ***When you watch her on tv, you'd think she was some sort of no-nonsense chic, instead she turns out to be a total wuss! If she had fans before entering the house, she won't have any at her exit. ***Some say she's 'wife material', but I wonder, what 21st century man wants a clingy, insecure woman like Goldie? Her type would have flattered a man of previous centuries, but I believe the men of now want a woman who's independent, self-assertive and strong-willed, qualities Goldie is in shortage of. ***Goldie, dearie, we know it was joblessness that got you into BBA, we appreciate your effort, but now, it's time to end this disgraceful attitude. IF WE HAVE TO VOTE AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU COME UP (NEXT MONDAY) REST ASSURED, WE NAIJAZ WILL NOT HESITATE TO SEND YOU BACK TO KEKE AND D1 ON THE NEXT AVAILABLE KEKE TO LAGOS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH FLIGHT TICKET MY DEAR, JUST START TREKKING BACK HOME NOW, COS YOU'LL BE EVICTED LATEST, TWO SUNDAYS FROM TODAY.****

Omo men, wasn't that too harsh? LMAO anyways. That girl thinks she can be a national embarrasment and get away with it. Na big lie!

I only adjourned the post on her. So here is the continuation...

GOLDIE: I have explained in my previous post why i said that Goldie is desperaste for male attention. Now i need to explain her naivety and stooopiity. How could any grown girl not see that Prezzo was only playing her? I even guess that Prezzo is only putting up with her in order to secure consolation votes from naija viewers. I guess it is now an open secret that any BB housemate naija endorses wins the show or gets to the finale on a worst case scenario basis. This same reason will be sufficient to explain her stooopidity.

Now to my confusion. Are guys that scarce or unapproachable that much in naija for Goldie to go and embarras naija on continental tv? I guess not. I personally have a few friends i could hook her up with that are more good looking, more jovial, not necessarily richer than that creep called Prezzo she is sooooo crazy about. Guys that will beat Prezzo hands down on any or all criteria she sets abound in naija and i am sure she must have met a few of them given the fact that she is in the entertainment circle. If she was that desperate for male attention, why the fork couldnt she hook up with one of them? My guess is, she is so deluded by her 'celebrity' status and makes herself unapproachable because of her self esteem or maybe trust issues. The psyche of people who suffer from inferiority complex is to tell themselves that they are way better than others so they need not mingle with everyone except a select few that cross their path. Generally speaking, most snubs and extra ordinarily reserved people suffer from inferiority complex. Goldie has this predicament.

Goldie, because of the national embarrsment you have caused the Nigerian nation by your disgusting and annoying conduct in the BB house, which brought on us nothing but shame, anger and frustration, i hereby recommend the following as your punishment:

1. I am not as harsh as Safraigirl so i will allow the organisers to fly you back to naija even though you dont deserve to be flown. Like she rightly said, you deserve to walk all the way home. But when you touch down, let not one single soul be at the airport to welcome you. Not even your relatives.

2. I guess before the show you were a B or C list celebrity. Your celebrity status should be downgraded to Z list celebrity status.

3. Kennis music, in protection of their already battered & rotten image, should dispose of you with immediate effect. And no producer should ever sign you on.Not ever again. Since you proved to us beyond all doubts both reasonable and unreasonable, that your first love is cooking, you should open a buka under the bridge in Oshodi and be cooking for agberos. Na you talk say you sabi cook abi? You go cook tire!

4. From the airport or car park, before you even go home, first find your way to a psychologist and seek help with your self esteem issues. If you dont know anyone, send me a mail from the airport or car park and I'll recommend one for you. Nonsense girl.

5.I mentioned earlier that i never gave a fork about your music. Right now it is much worse. If by chance, any video of yours gets played on any station i am watching, I'll flip stations immediately. Same applies to your audio. If i get invited to a party, i dont mind bribing the DJ not to ever play any song of yours. matter of fact, your fake music career should be laid to rest for ever.

Goldie, in one word, your conduct in BB house was DISGRACEFUL. Please note that the punishment meted out to you above is just a token. I am not sure anything short of capital punishment would be adequate for you. At this point, I'm done with you.

THE END.