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FORK ADDICT RECITES OUR LORD'S PRAYER. ', LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION, BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL THIS THREAD FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM, THE POWER AND GLORY, FOREVER (AMEN).'

OH BOY, THIS THREAD IS SOMETHING ELSE IN EVERY SENSE OF THE FORKING WORD!

I have tried MTN, starcomms and Etisalat and all of them join, na serious rubbish all of dem be.

The most annoying of them all to me is Etisalat. With their rubbish adverts constantly assaulting one's ears that we now at long last have brodband that's faster than us. All na big big lie.

Let me not even mention my typical download speeds on all these so called ISPs. Very frustrating.

WTF?

2 Chics fighting over the same guy? Some guys are just born stars. I wish i was the one. I would have had my first female-male-female party that day. For shizzle!

Mr Bamishe:
I decided to start a relationship with her. Abeg make una follow help me pray say make I no bleep up or hurt am o.

Thanks y'all, I appreciate all the advices, comments and yabis.

So you knew what your intentions were all along but you chose to waste governmen't time? Such a confused guy.

Anyways, keep your chic and i will keep my counselling. Na you sabi.

QUOTE FROM: GOKUU ON FEBRUARY 17, 2012
The fact that your school is a school where failure is worshipped should not necessarily mean that all other schools should tow that line. UNILAG is a school where success is encouraged, our systems abhors failures[b][/b]



First of and FYI, i have conquered 2 universities namely University of Ilorin and University of Ibadan for my 1st and second degrees respectively bagging the latter degree as far back as 2006. Where were you as of 2006? I would have enrolled in Unilag for my doctorate but for the single reason that i am sick and tired of tertiary education in naija. That is the only reason why i haven't. and right now, i am having serious doubts as to the worth of their degrees. Even in the unlikely event i change my mind i might opt for OAU and not Unilag. Mind you i have already had some prliminary discussion with one of your lecturers in Engineering faculty and he is eager to have me as his Ph.D student.

Gokuu i am of the firm belief that first class is exclusively for geniuses and no matter what you say, geniuses are a rare breed. You dont come by them easily. This is the message Unilag is sending across. That they are so common. You know, like pure water. Don't get me wrong, you can come across good guys, very good guys easily but not geniuses. Graduating 118 first class students in the same academic year is unthinkable.

Anyways, your quote above has summarised it all. Since your school abhors failure, your examiners padds up student's scores right?

@ OP.

Let me introduce myself to you. I am a counsellor. The chic in question needs urgent counselling ASAP. Get my email addy from my profile page and tell her to drop me a line. I iwll consell her for free and she won't be visiting you anymore. Please sieze this opportuinity

Na which kind school be this Unilag sef? Dem kukuma don talk am say dem certificate na 3 for five naira. 118 first class ke? Like say first class na pure water. Abi dem VC no sabi the meaning of first class?

@ OP. What the fork is sodomish or gommoraish about the pix you posted?

@ Tosinville and laila, since when has it become a crime for someone to express his opinion? You may agree or disagree. No be by force. But for you both to attack someone calling her a slut just for expressing her opinion is just gross. And it tells a lot about your maturity and level of literacy. You may turn the heat in my direction. na una sabi.

@ inked Nerd, you go put better money or correct toto down before i go fit read that your sermon. It aint laziness or what have you, its just that i aint got that much time.

How many you wan hear? You go tire na!

I am of the humble opinion that only learners in the game get caught. Smooth operators and professionals like me never get caught at least red handed. Never!

@ Siena and Ikenna. I love you guys. No homo.

@ OP. take good counsel and desist from your intent. It's just not a safe practice. Forget those that are advising you that if you do this and if you do that all would be well. Maguy, all would not be well.

I understand perfectly your concerns about the state of our roads and flooding etc etc but you have choices. You can sell off your car, add a little extra cash and buy a cheap SUVs or you can set aside a pecentage of your salary on a monthly basis and dedicate exclusively to maintenance of your car which is what i do. That way, hardly can i be taken aback by any maintenance costs my car may incur at any point in time.

A word is enough for the wise. What you are about to do is an unsafe act. If you are safety concious, youll agree with me that accidents dont just happen. They are caused by unsafe acts and practices.

Goodluck.

THE FORKING THING I DONT UNDERSTAND IS DURING THE FIRST TENURE, HE GOT INTO OFFICE THROUGH THE COURTS. BEFORE THEN, NGIGE WAS GOVERNOR AND ACCORDING TO PEOPLE'S ACCOUNTS (COS I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANAMBRA) NGIGE HAD SOME ACHIEVEMENTS. OBI WASTED ANAMBRAN'S TIME AND RECOURCES DURING HIS FIRST TENURE AND YET THEY VOTED HIM IN FOR A SECOND TENURE?!

SMH FOR ANAMBRIANS.

OUR PROBLEM IN THIS NATION FALLS LARGELY INTO TWO CATEGORIES. THE PRIMARY ONE IS CORRUPTION AND THE SECONDARY ONE IS SELFISHNESS. NO ONE CARES WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PERSON AS LONG AS HE AND HIS FOLKS ARE LIVING IN COMFORT.

IMAGINE THE BAS.TARD ABARIBE DEY TALK NONSENSE. GOD WILL PUNISH HIM FOR THAT RUBBISH STATEMENT HE MADE. WE MUST AND WE WILL HAVE THE SNC.

I HAVE ALWAYS ASKED PEOPLE THAT GIVEN THE HUGE SALARIES AND ALLOWANCES THOSE (DIS)HONOURABLE REPS AND SENATORS EARN, DO WE REALLY NEED TO HAVE TWO HOUSES IN OUR DEMOCRACY?

THE IDIOT.S THAT DRAFTED OUR CONSTITUTION JUST COPIED AND PASTED FOREIGN DEMOCRACIES VERBATIM. INSTEAD OF THEM TO APPLY THEIR COMMON SENSE WHEN COPYING AND TRY TO ADAPT THEIR COPIED WORK TO SUIT OUR PECULIAR CONDITIONS.

How i wish i had the power to give people hot and dirty e-slaps. By now a whole lot of people would have gone deaf on nairaland. WTF?

One. How can anyone accuse Buhari of corruption? How? Someone that was NNPC Head, Minister of Petroleum and later became Head of state and didn't steal a kobo that belonged to the public? Not only that, he even went as far as challenging anyone to come challenge him that he (Buhari) stole public funds and to date and even till Yr 2022, no one has and never will anyone be able to challenge him, yet some i.diots and gooooons come on nairaland and make baseless accussations against him of corruption? I believe that the same id.iots accusing Buhari of corruption are so corrupt and morally bankrupt that they CAN NOT UNDERSTAND how possible it is to hold such esteemed offices and not steal. BASTARD.SSS!!!

Speaking very objectively now and not as an admirer. I understand the paranoia displayed by some people here on NL because of the general's unguarded statements in the past on Sharia. I fully understand their plight. But how making such statements automatically translates to being a Boko haram sponsor beats me. Like Sanni Yarima who even started the whole sheet about Sharia is dead. No one seems to accuse him of sponsoring Boko Haram. But they dare accuse Buhari.

My prayer is that may God enthrone Buhari as our president in 2015 so we can tackle corruption once and for all in naija. WITHOUT FIGHTING CORRUPTION, NAIJA CAN NEVER EVER PROGRESS. LET NO ONE KID HIMSELF BY EXPECTING ANY MEANINGFUL PROGRESS BY ELECTING CORRUPT AND DEMONICALLY POSSESED THIEVES INTO PUBLIC OFFICES.NO NATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD HAS MADE PROGRESS WITH CORRUTION BEING COMMONPLACE IN THEIR LIVES. THIRTEEN STRAIGHT YEARS OF DEMOCRACY AND LOOK WHERE WE STILL ARE DESPITE ALL OUR YEARLY TRILLION BUDGETS.

It's either Tuface or Dbanj. cos na those guys don fork chics pass for africa.

Please the guys that sent me the invite are confused. The mail stated the date as Monday 14th February 2012. meanwhile, Monday's date is 13th february and Tuesday is 14th february. So right now, i don't know what the correct date is. I am not based in PH so its challenging for me to check the venues on both dates cos i have both accommodation and feeding challenges. Please can anyone advise on what the right date is?

@ OP,
Practise numerical, and verbal reasoning questions.

AS FOR ALL THOSE BASTA.RDS THAT VOTED FOR GEJ FOR ONE REASON OR THE OTHER, PLEASE ASK YOURSELVES IF YOUR CONSIENCE ISN'T JUDGING YOU NOW. IF NOT THEN YOU ARE FREE BUT IF YOUR CONSIENCE IS JUDGING MAY GOD PUNISH YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME SUFFER WITH ALL YOU DUMB ASSSSES UNJUSTIFIABLY. MAY GOD PUNISH YOU ALL HERE ON EARTH NOT UNTIL YOU ALL GET TO HELL FIRE. HOW DARE YOU IMPOSE ON US A CORRUPT WEAKLING AS OUR PRESIDENT?

GEJ BY FAR IS THE MOST CORRUPT AND MOST CONFUSED MOTHERFORKER TO HAVE EVER RULED NAIJA!

MY CONSOLATION IS THAT 2015 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

Nairaland sha!

Anybody go just open mouth begin dey yap anybody. Na wa o!

^^^^ You don't say.

If what you guys are saying is true (and i'm inclined towards believing you guys) why then do we still have some people getting married over there? Knowing that the scales are tipped heavily against them and knowing fully well how much they stand to lose if things go wrong?