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Nayah: Yes I've heard that since yesterday evening...so sad but at the same time this was previsible, how come you leave a region ( the North) abandonned to the terrorists and leave your people in the fear, that's the result I'm so sad

Are you a Malian? Cos i dont get the 'I'm so sad' bit.

^^^^ Are you a Malian? Cos i don't get the 'I'm so sad' bit

I know say mugu dey naija. I know say maga dey naija. But i no know say mugumaga sef day naija sha!

The i.diots wey send the taxi driver with the food and drinks na correct mugumaga. Daaaaamn!

You hear some stories and you'll feel like getting hold of the culprits and beating them silly till they are hospitalised.

Arosa: I will say that the Aguiyi-Ironsi coup did that. but it failed.

How did Ahuiyi Ironsi do that? This is the problem with nigerians. They always want to feel intelligent. Now in my immediate past post i listed the conditions and i re-iterate them here.
1. Trial, jailing or execution of corrupt politicians guilty of looting our treasury
2. Strengthening of anti corruption agancies
3. Instilling discipline in nigerians either forcefully or otherwise cos force seems to be the only language nigerians understand
4. the above action point should last for 4 years and they should hand over to a democratically elected government after conducting a free, fair and credible election.

Now i ask you, which of the above did aguyi ironsi achieve?

edicolove: My concern when I read threads like these is that most Nigerians still don't know the problem of Nigeria. So how can they proffer solutions. You ask them about the problem of Nigeria and they start saying stuff like corruption, godfatherism, etc. Anyone who understands little about society knows these are not root causes. They are themselves products of the root problems. My concern is we will never move forward when we cannot identify the real problem.

So in your opinion, what do you think is naija's biggest problem if not CORRUPTION?

Na God go punish una wit una rubbish negotiation door wey una close so. Thank your stooooopid stars that we have GEJ (the biggest weakling alive) as President. If to say na me be Presido, una for don hear am tey tey. Na Jona get una time dey negotiate wit una. Ko ni da fun e layeyi!

Arosa: Your idea of the solution to Nigerian's problem is to keep on doing the same old thing, over and over again, even if it has been proven to be futile. Right?

What same old thing have you done over and over again? Mind you not one military regime has implemented my blueprint to the letter. Not one. The only regime that came close was Buhari-Idiagbon.

In a democratic setting, I dont see how one person can sanitise naija. If his gra gra is getting too much, and he is preventing the national assembly from doing business as usual with tax payers' money, he will be impeached. particularly if he belongs to an opposition party. But i am conviced Buhari will make a little difference if not much. At least he will be far better than OBJ, Yaradua, GEJ all put together.

However, i can comment on HOW naija will be better. First let a military regime take over. The junta should try, jail or execute all corrupt government officials, strengthen the anti corruption agencies, instill discipline in nigerians (like the Buhari-Idiagbon days) and then hand over government to a democratically elected president by conducting a free and fair election. All these should happen in 4 years. Then naija will becone a sane country with sane citizens.

@ OP.

Na rumor. Tariffs will only keep dropping as long as we maintain the status quo. We have not upset the status quo. So forget dat tin say tariff go increase

^^^^ WTF?

Are you g.ay?

Pls confirm.

[quote author=~Killz~]Someone i can live with until death do us part! That "I can't live without you" line is plain BULLSHIT!

Majority of people reading this have been heart broken at least once. They suffered that heart break from someone that they must have said "I can't live without you" to. But the person is no longer with them. . . Are they still not alive? Abegi make i hear word!

I cant live without you ke, are you food? [/quote][b]

Man must not live by bread alone but by everyword that comes from the mouth of God

SimonAndal: A year ago on my 17th birthday I got a tat. It was damn painful. I had a snake drawn from my navel down to my d|ck in such a way that it seems to open it's mouth wide, and curl around it whenever I'm erec.t. Cool innit? I'm getting another one next week when I turn 18. It's gonna be one every year.

I wish all chics in the world had my kind of mindset. Then you'll never have anymore pusssssssy till you die. Damn! You want me to open my legs and pusssssy wide for a snake's head to be poking in and out of it? That's so scary man. The thot alone makes me cringe!

@ OP. This is the deal. What efforts do you take in ensuring that your breath remains fresh all day? I guess your wife is just as sensitive to people's breath as I am or even less so. If i were in her shoes, i wouldn't even let you come close to me at any point in time and even when you do because of unavoidable circumstances, i will hold my brath for as long as you reamin close to me not minding if i pass out cos bad breath makes me want to puke.

With that said, my advice to you is to visit a dentist ASAP and seek medical advice on how you can tackle the issue. But in the meantime, brushing your teeeth at least twice everyday will help. Whatever advice the dentist gives you will be helpful in the long term.

But guy, you sef no just try at all. Why your mouth go dey smell? It shows how poor your personal hygiene is.

walcolm: oya lets do the math

population=160 million
90% leave on less than $2 a day=144 million live on 320 naira a day
pure water=10 per sachet
average recharge per day = 100naira
no of GSM users=90million

if all the 144million people buy only one sachet of pure water in a day, thats 1.44b naira turnover in a day
if all the 90million GSM subscribers recharge 100naira a day, that's 9b naira turnover in a day


is there anything else that needs to be said?

Common man. It aint that simple. You really think that all phone users recharge daily? Besides who told you that every nigerian must buy a satchet of water? There are many alternative sources of drinking water. Borehole, well, tap, stream etc.

lonamy: If that is the case, I can tell you that even me I can prophesy. Because I am not a public figure or I do not have the medium to disseminate my vision doesn't make the poster of this thread to magnify TB Joshua.

All the highly celebrated Pastors in Nigeria have said this thing so it does not make TB Joshua special in any way.

If that is the okay, okay then, I want to prophesy to you that you should pray for Olagunsoye Oyinlola, the former governor of Osun state, so that he will not be involved in plane crash. This vision I saw sometimes back but I never make noise about.

The flood problem in Lagos, I had had the vision before it happend and worst is yet to come. I don't want to make myself prophet of doom so I tend to be quiet and pray to God to avert it.
May be I will have to make myself popular by creating a thread on nairaland and begin to announce my prophecy. If you are really close to God in worship, you will receive many things from above.

So stop aggrandising somebody's personality because of prophecy of doom.

Prophesy that Nigeria will be GREAT. All the treasury looters will submit their loots, all the corrupt officers will no longer steal. Nigeri will be the best place to live, all our public infrastructures will begin to work 100% efficiency, good roads, 24/7 electricity, crime free Nigeria, good leadership.

Begin to pray for Nigeria, saying goog things everyday and it will come to pass.

Guy, go siddon for one place abegi

i would really love the pet name 'Pastor'

And who the fork is this beach impostor?

Events like this make me feel depressed and frustrated about the decay in the state of our nation brought about by corruption. I am always wondering if there are actually some people in this sick country that believe we can ever progress by embracing corruption. As things stand right now, corruption has permeated every single facet of our lives you name it, oil and gas, police, ministries,Power, country's leadership, citizenry there is not one aspect of our lives that corruption hasn't been enthroned.

My advice to all nigerians is that we got it wrong in 2011 because some goons thought all we needed to progress was to elect an i.diot as president just because of his stoooopid name and because he grew up without wearing shoes. Let's thank God that 2015 is around the corner. We need to vote in an honest and incorruptible candidate as president. Nigeria, since we the citizens have limited power to tackle corruption effectively, then let us fight it from the top by electing an honest leader and let the effects trickle down to us. Let us at least for once get it right in 2015.