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IYA NGBALI: so you believe these pigs can actually kill the president?forget it man,they were only sounding off. If they try it,that is the end of the country called nigeria.

Wetin go happen? Omo forget that yarns.

My own just be say, no fork with those Boko guys. Baba murraforker ni awon bobo yen.

With this press statement, let's hope that the king of olodos will finally have some inspiration and act decisively for once.

But the guy is so dummd, i doubt if he even fully understands the implications of the Boko press statement.

Left to me, i still do not expect any positive reaction from the confused guy in aso rock!

oiseworld: lol! I dey laugh in boko. Kia kia kia kia kia kim!!
Your balls are weightless, see tension in you tonne. Olodo rabata. Can not allign an illustration with its message. Too preoccupied making bombs.

So because 2012 budget is not out the police are broke shei? Same old excuse your boko brothers used in siphoning our money and destroying our system for years, but they keep running private acct in billions. You are just a piece of sh.it and you know where you belong.

Am out !!

But before i leave i'll ask have you for.ked alhaja today? Be careful their might be a bomb in her....??
Lol !!

Whistles out...

You know the only thing you may be useful for in this life? anytime i poo, i need you to come clean my toilet with your tongue inside and out. No harpic, no detergents, no water. just your forking dirty tongue. I.diot

You go back to your post above and ask yourself if you made any sense at all. You think I am incapable of insulting you too? God punish you.

BTW, you refused to send your phone number. i really need my 5 yr old cousin to have a chat with you lets see if you can match up to him intellectually. Ko ni da fune laye yi!

oiseworld: foolish idi.ot, you are still talking,
now answer my question, was it jonathan that destroyed the system?was he the one that made almanjiri available boko recruits? He has changed the police IG twice, he has changed the head of EFCC, to a new person, and they all are your brothers who have positioned them self in the service, living him with no option. And you are still cring bomb. Did he not make money available to carry out their respective duties? You are a foo.l, you think i don't know where you are going with your blind argument. Pretending as if you care. Jonathan should change the system overnight. In case you don't know, A THOUSAND WILL FALL BY MY RIGHT, TEN THOUSAND BY MY LEFT,THEY SHALL NOT COME NEAR ME. That is my confession.

Omo ale jati jati, oloriburuku oloshi. oni jibiti, ole. tring to prey on our intelligence.

A THOUSAND WILL FALL BY MY RIGHT, TEN THOUSAND BY MY LEFT,THEY SHALL NOT COME NEAR ME. That is my confession. Indeed. All that one na baba lie.That assurance is for God fearing people. You are not God fearing at all and also cowardly. Hurriedly quoting the bible when Boko haram threat looms over your head.So you no wan die but you can dismiss with a wave of your dirty hand, deaths of scores of innocent folks at an instant. As i said before, you are not safe. I know you are still a student. When you graduate, i pray youll be posted to Kaduna or Plateu or abuja and i expect BH to take it up with you from there.

I dont know what business EFCC has with Boko Haram. This guy you are so so so dense. What the fork has EFCC got to do with Boko? And you come here citing the change of the EFCC top man as an effective way of fighting Boko haram? You are unarguably the biggest foooool on earth.

Who even told you that Jona made money available for them to carry out their rspective duties as you said? Cos to the best of my knowledge, the budget for 2012 hasnt been signed into law. Your brain is full of rotten tissues. I dont know how i can have a sensible discussion with you. You are on the same intellectual level as my 5 yr old cousin. Send me your number and i will have him call you so you can chat with him cos you are sooooo immature.

Ode. He wan take EFCC fight Boko Haram! LMAO

oiseworld: fork addict, my condolense to you and your family and any who had lost someone in the boko bombings.

It wasn't jonathan who spoilt the system, it was your boko friends, for over 35 years you people took turns to ravage the country and destroy the system. Now you want an over night turn aroud for nigeria, you wnt it shap shap,quick quick,now now. You see how frustrated you are!!! Let your boko friends continue to kill themselves and destroy their community. They would not get power either by crook or crank.lol! We are wiser now. And the country must go on. If you like go and DIE.

HEDIOTTTT!!!!!!

First of, na your papa and mama wherever they are na dem be id.iots. No wonder i sabi who you take your id.iocy resemble. Like parents, like child.

Second, We are talking about Boko haram here. And in your post you state that Boko haram has been around for 35 years? is this guy even a nigerian at all? So in your words, the country must go on even if the blood of many thousand more nigerians will be shed, the country must just go on. Even if our presido does nothing decisive about BH, according to you, the country must go on. Even if your parents, children, cousins or loved ones get consumed by Boko haram, the country must go on. No problem. How old are you if i may ask? You sound so immature

[quote author=Beaf]What an unrefined soul.

You actually wish for my physical harm or the physical harm of one of my loved ones, because our views are different?
What then separates you from boko haram? In what ways are you different from a terrorist or a primerval beast of the fields?

It is a pity that you can come out in public to express such deep hatred for people, but more than anything; it reveals the gory recesses in the dark and murky corners of your very troubled personality. It is my sincere prayer that you do not end up as a murderer, rap!st or armed robber.

My brother, go and take care of yourself, you are not worth a minute more of my time. End quote.



First of all, I am not your brother and even if i were, i would have denied you a long time ago. i can never have someone as evil, vile despicable and wicked as you for a brother. you havent got a conscience.

Second, all your utterances on the Boko haram issue reveal that you don't have a full understanding of how serious a danger those guys are and even more so because we have a stoooopid, clueless and confused president who chooses to do nothing about it or if i may rephrase we have a president who is doing far below expectation and you come here to proclaim to us that he is our Lord and saviour and that we should accept him by force? It's not your differing views that i have issues with, its the way you proclaim Jona as our alpha and Omega particularly on this issue that i have serious problems with. Please note that its not like i wish you harm per se but since they say that experience is the best teacher, i only wish you experience a fraction of what most Boko victims have experienced maybe you'll have a full understanding of what we face. At least i didnt wish you dead.

Now if you,ll excuse me, ive got much better things to do than to sit on Nl and exchange words with you disgusting and vile thing.Yuck!

oiseworld: "unless some thing drastic happens"
what do you mean by the above. Drastic like how? Give us examples of drastic.
Now get it into your head that if anything drastic or negative happens to the president then boko haram has succeded. Then thee blood of thoisands that died whold be on the head of all those after any kind of drastic change..

Secondly, come 2015 lets see what our politicians have to offer, before we vote in goodluck the second time. Because his first coming exposed who the enermies of the country are. Till then stup'id or not, he was the best option then.

Who is this one? "If anything drastic or negative happens to the president then Boko |Haram has succeeded. Then the blood of thoisands that died would be on the head of all those after anykind of drastic change' So in your words, let nothing drastic or negative happen to the president even though he is obviously overwhelmed, clueless and confused by the security challenges facing us but let BOKO HARAM continue slaughtering nigerians en mass then Boko haram hasn't succeeded? so on whose head will the millions of people they have slughtered be? Are you joking? With people's lives? Even if you are not you must be mean, wicked and evil.

Here is my opinion. Let something (whatever it is) drastic happen that will prevent us from seeing 2015 with Jona as our leader if that will put an end to the shedding of blood of just one more nigerian.

By the way let me ask you this, What makes you feel you deserve to live while those that get wasted by Boko haram for committing no crime at all other than being governed by a Lilly livered, confused and clueless president who can not stop Boko haram get killed? Do you think you are better than all of them? My prayer is that something big and tempting (maybe a contract) will take you to abuja from wherever you are and you will fall a casualty to Boko haram's attack there. But I don't pray that you die, but that you should lose your both arms and legs in the attack. Maybe then, you'll appreciate how grave and real the Boko haram threat is to us as nigerians.


I have a feeling that most of those foooools that come here to proclaim Jonathan's cpability to tackle BH have not fallen victims either directly or indirectly. so they do not feel any form of empathy or compassion for those who have. So the only WAY FOR THEM TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF DANGER WE FACE IS FOR THEM TO FALL VICTIMS. Simple and straight forward.

putro: what do you expect from a stupid man other than a stupid statement and a stupid judgement. Had we not all become a fool to have allowed this jonamugu to lead us. By 2015 this man would have led us to our destruction, bet me.

God forbid!

My prayer isnt that he shouldnt lead us till 2015. The prevailing situation suggests he most likely will. Unless something drastic happens. My biggest fear is that come 2015, nigerians should remember all the atrocities he committed and all the good things he refused to do and emphatically deny him the presidency. Nigerians are unarguably the most sentimental and most gullible creation on earth.

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Time to stop these bomb operating scums. [/color][/quote]Oh! So youve finally woken up from your sleep and you feel its; just time to stop them. FYI, the time to have stopped them was like 3 or 4 yrs ago when the bombings spiraled out of control.

By the way, who will help us stop them? The same dense, id.iotic, confused, cluless and corrupt Presido that people call Jonathan? SMH

Beaf: What do you plan to do next? Build a shrine to worship boko haram?
Everyone can feel your pulse and understand that you are driven by a bizarre thirst for doom, gloom, bad news and a gutter itch to insult the President.

Such behaviour is expected from NURTW types who fight openly in the streets. In your case, you pretend to be educated, but you deceive only your kind.

Gbawe, are you a member of boko haram?

Listen up Beef.

As much as i can not independently verify the authenticity of the article yet and as much as i try to refrain from hurling insults at people, I must say that you are a big nuisance not only on NL but to all sensible and well meaning nigerians. You are one of the lowest people i know on nairaland. please note that the purpose of this piece of mine is not to take sides with Gbawe. far from it but i feel an overwhelming urge to give you a piece of my mind.

Every single post of yours on NL makes me sick to my stomach. i don't know of anyone, dead or alive (with the exception of GEJ) that i feel so much loathe and contempt for. You strike me as a downright stooopid and immature psychophant with an extremely eroded morals. It might be ok to be one's supporter even perhaps a hard core supporter but one should put in some honor in the quest. One should be able to tell when the hero has made mistakes or is even incompetent and profess same with tact. But in your case, GEJ is ALWAYS right even when 90% of nigerians know otherwise. To you GEJ is the wises and most purposeful leader naija has ever had even though his confused state and incompetence stink to high heavens.

In responding to the said article you started straight away by attacking the poster. To me,that is immaturity at its highest. i expected you to attack the content of the article and if truly GEJ has done somethings that we dont know (which i doubt cos i am resident in naija and i see these stuffs going on), you are to highlight such measures. If you've got stats, then quote them. It is only confused and clueless arguers that attack their opponents rather than the issue or the topic at hand. Which is what exactly you did here.

I am of the opinion that you feel GEJ is on top of the situation regarding Boko Haram right? Do you know that all those 100 plus Okada riders that were killed in Kaduna a few days ago and also thousands of people that have been killed in the past are humans just like you? Some even have dependents. Have you asked yourself, what will the fates of their dependants will be now that their bread winners are no more? And to further compound these issues, what crimes have they committed to deserve such sudden, untimely and gruesome deaths? Only that they happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. AQnd after each attack, you come on here to defend your idi.otic boss? have you got a conscience at all? Every time you type the rubbish you usually post defending your boss on NL do you feel 100% clean and free?

It is my prayer that a loved one of yours or even you too will be as unfortunate as the victims and will find yourself at the venue of Boko Haram's subsequent attacks. but i dont pray for your death, I only pray that you will have your both arms and legs amputated afterward. Maybe you'll then be able to fully appreciate how grave and how real BH threat is to us nigerians.

Nice and funny posts. But if i may ask, why is it that people generally are in awe of armed robbers? so tey police sef dey take cover? What is about those guys that instills a mega dose of fear into their victims? I dont understand.

But anyways, to God be the glory as i have never had the experience

musulumi: My brother went to buy a new cuttlass one day, when I asked him why, his response was that ' look I cannot aow people of your age to come in one night and start harassing me so I bought this weapon to discipline them'. But one faithful night they we are attacked and what they could only find was the cutlas and #170. They asked us what the new cutlass was for and he replied 'for monthly sanitation sir'. Well they just asked us to prostrate and they gave us five strokes of the cutlas each. Till this moment I still feel the pain on my bottom. That is my story.

Its been a forking long while that i last laughed so hard as this post made me. Thanks man. What a stress relief that was.

Hey, you be armed robber?

Who can tell for sure if this judge and his judgement have not been bought?

But let me give him (the judge)the benefit of the doubt. Can anyone please tell me what the fork is wrong with EFCC and the olodo, idio.tic SANs they keep engaging to prosecute money luandering suspects time and again without being able to secure a convincing and well deserved conviction? Since EFCC's inception, i can't recollect any money laundering case that was prosecuted and closed satisfactorily. What kind of country is this? Reading all these news get me depressed and make me conclude that things can never be well again in naija. Can anyone please allay my fears? For how long will we as a nation continue to start corruption in the face and refuse to act? For how long are we going to continue to hope that our situation can be better in naija without doing anything about the prevailing level of corruption?

Eleyi su mi o.

babeface3: God will surely have mercy on Nigeria. I had always wondered why people in that part of the world are always at the receiving end of everything. Here in Europe, during the winter, I was always marvelled whenever they make good weather a prayer point in their churches. The toughest of the winters cannever be compared to what we have over there in the name of weather. I remember my days in Lagos when I could not sleep for several days because of heat, whatever the winter here you just need to cover yourself with any cheap winter wear or blanket and have a very sound sleep. Lets leave electricity for now. I have never seen any rodent or those nasty insects in my low level room where I live as a student, yet the cutest and most hygienic houses in Nigeria have all these disease infesting insects, not to mention the worst of all, mosquitoes. I can stay outside my hostel without any mosquito bite, now that its spring. When I asked my Nigerian friend here in the campus why these rodents and insects like house flies are not here, he just sarcastically said 'why would they be here, Nigeria is their home". I was rushing to kill a rare specie of mosquito I saw one day in my room and my European room mate started laughing,.. "ur gonna get malaria" I intoned, 'no no, there is no maalaariaa here, that insect doesnt give maalaaria, it doesnt bite, he quipped. What have we done in that part of the world with politicians carting this money away in billions? Yet we see all sort of big cars and other luxuries among the people everyday.

See JJC. so because dem manage smuggle you enter UK now, we no go hear word again for naija abi?

Loveangel: U didnt do ur findings very well,jst cos u dnt turn dwn gals or probably no gal hs askd u b4 doesnt mean some other guys dnt cos i do big time.

Really? na im be say you go fine pass Van Vicker o

i just hope she is equally as hardworking in bed

tonigreen: Na God hand we dey over the current disgracing light issue 4 naija. Over here in Awka, it has bn much worst than ever. i wouldn't know exactly wat d problem is with d so called PHCN. it all started ever since after d controversy over fuel subsidy. Abeg make una help me tell we government say no be everybody get d money take patronize dem for dia high priced fuel..... may God help us.

Abegi make we hear word. No be you vote retardeen Jona for presido? You con dey complain now. We no tell una say the guy no sabi anytin before election? So you want make we go tell am for you say no be everybody get the money for high priced fuel. Mstcheeeeeew!

Exponental: Ur conclusion is not valid. wait until u hear that ur househelp, driver or gateman has phuucked ur wife.
fine there are "levels", but dont forget, the heart of a woman is deeper than that of a man.
other than violation, she decides who comes in.

How on earth is that possible? Where will the guy get the erection from? Even if he is on viagra

It is a widely spread doctrine that one should not insult his leader at any level let alone the president of one's nation. But every time this jona guy talks, every statement he makes always make me feel like we both should be locked in a cage fight. Make i box all him teeth commot that him mouth wey dey always smell. Seriously. He invokes very intense rage in me anytime he opens that his smelly mouth and talks trash.

OK. What measures have you taken to end the Boko Haram carnage? Why do we have to endure them till June? What if they go nuclear between now and june and kill hundreds of thousands of nigerians before then assuming that the june date given by the mugu is valid? if you have the means of fighting them, why not engage them now and put an end to the menace in a few days as against waiting for a few months? This jona guy obviously is the most irritating and stoooopid president of this terminally sick country i have ever known. Followed by babngida.

newslive: well, i hope he's for real this time

he has never been for real and he will never be

I dont know why but i dont beleive this story. Imagine our almighty minister of petroleum sucking one ordinary, unkown Dapo's deak? Then getting forked dogggily by the same unknown and inconsequential Dapo? Like that is even remotely possible.

FYI, powerful women roll (and fork) powerful guys. If this story had mentioned a fellow minister or governor or senator, perhaps i would have given it the benefit of the doubt but as things stand right now i hereby confirm that this is a lie.

On to the next one!

My nairaland other half would have to be chic that loves to fork and is not scared to admit it on and off nairaland. If any babe fits this profile, then that babe is my other half.