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I just hope say dis uniform no go make dem increase their bribe to N100 per person?

[quote author=musiwa,,.]he looks good in the uniform, but i think a military type of boot is better with that uniform.

But I think the new police college in ilorin should be a police university. With a work force of 300,000 . they are more than the army. The army has a university, they too should. It will give the police a good moral and help them perform. If I was president, that is what i will have done. there are many department in law enforcement. there is Korean National Police University

Police university offers degree in course like just to name a few , including science related courses.

Dept. of Police Administration
The goals of the Department:
1. To cultivate leaders of police administration.
2. To study the law system of policing and public security.

Dept. of Criminal Investigation
To train students to be specialized in scientific methods and techniques of criminal investigation and to enhance efficiency in criminal investigation.

Dept. of Forensic Science
To train students to be specialized in forensic science, to be familiar with relevant theory and research and to develop new forensic skills.

Dept. of Public Security
To train students to be specialized in national security law enforcement and social security protection.

Dept. of Crime Prevention & Correction
To train students to be specialized in crime prevention, corrections, prison administration as well as crime prevention theory and research.

Dept. of Fire Science
To train students to be specialized in fire technology and fire science.

Dept. of Traffic Science
To train students to be specialized in traffic administration and traffic law enforcement as well as traffic safety theory and research.

Dept. of Information Management
To train students to be specialized in police information system and technology.

Dept. of Foreign Affairs Police
To train students to be specialized in management of cases involving alien tourists and residents in Taiwan.

Dept. of Border Police
To train police officers who will maintain border security and also be in charge of immigrant and non-immigrant control upon departure from and entry to Taiwan.

Dept. of Administrative Management
To train students in professional knowledge, such as police administration as well as research ability to elevate the academic standards and operational effectiveness in police administraion.

Dept. of Maritime Police
To train law enforcement officers who will maintain maritime safery, strike on crime at sea, protect oceanic ecology and secure the rights of our fishermen.

Dept. of Law
To promote advanced studies on police legal aspects and jurisprudence; to protect human rights and maintain public order.

General Education Center[/quote]Hey Ogbeni. You be police?

One obvious advantage i can see is that one can insert anybody's quote on any thread no matter how long ago the quote of interest was posted unlike before when you couldn't insert someone's quote once the person's quote is pages away from yours.

HELL NO! This site is harsh on my eyes. I feel dizzy after spending only a few minutes.
How person fit insert quote sef? Omo i no fit shout o!

Na God go punish dis Ba.star.d minister. Goodlucj Jonathan district? For what?

It would have made much more sense to rename the district Fork addict District.

Millions of nigerians would have preferred that. ID.IOTIC minister.

Confused boss and confused servants

I still do not get what exactly is making you naija guys delirious. Do you guys imagine that your leaders give a fork about you all? The only reason i repeat, the only reason why naija government took those steps was because a sinator was among the deportees.The story would have been very different had the sinator not been among the deportees. So i ask yall wetin dey sweet una belle? Mtscheeeew

@ South african govt. I have accepted your apology but make sure that this crap doesn't repeat itself. Do i make myself clear?

mr sirdam:
@fork addict me I get blue P na na why people like u dey always worship each timee I enter nig

LMFAO. Una wey dey suffer for dat side? na una we go dey worship? Abeg no make me laff. No be manual labor all of una dey do for there? Una no go chop for 1 year dey save like person wey wan die sake of say una wan come form big boy when una manage show for naija.

We dont owe him sheet. All the money he stole while in office is more than enough compensation. Well, I'm not surprised at all. Only an irresponsible party can utter such nonsense. God will punish you all. Bloordy thieves!

mr sirdam:
Nigerian are sooo unrealistic? Why wouldn't they treat nigerians bad with our output in their country After all nigerians have really destroyed their country too like they did to others. Nigerian government are just the same and can't change they r just using this opportunity to brain wash nigerian youths yall better wake up and don't support the useless government of nigeria. They can't repair their home and they want to spoil outside for nigerians looking for better life again Shm nigerian government is purely s*** and southy people have always been bigots but on a real, nigerians are even worse why can't de useless govt fix their hell hole country so their people would stop going to southy! SMH for yall its a pity. Yall should just hope naija don't separate 2015 as predicted

You dey fear? You no want make dem deport you?

tiniyata:
an eye for an eye,n a tooth for a tooth

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and a deak for a deak.

My sweetheart needs urgent counsel by informed members of this house. She intends to go to Hyderabad soon for a certification in IT. Now she needs you guys to recommend the best Oracle and Sun Solaris Information technology school in Hyderabad to her. Please state reasons why you feel the school you are recommending is the best.
Thanks while i await your responses.

Fact is, both countries have some stake to lose if this row deepens. I still can not fathom whatever prompted the SA government to take this step? I must commend naija govt for standing up to them though.

O ma se o. If not for our successive corrupt, immoral and demonically possesed leaders we have always had, south africa for no fit stay anywhere naija dey yarn na

It is very possible with naija chics. By the time the guy keeps dazzling her with recharge card pins constantly, how the fork will a typical naija chic not fall in love?

My Opinion. It is very possible for a naija chic to fall in love with a guy over the phone!

dabrake:
bro, freecocoa can only introduce him to her friends as "my nairaland friend". freecocoa is good enough for denzel washington

Swear to God? Then why she never paste her pix? Omo na lie jor!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=884556.msg10333250#msg10333250 date=1330952498]Why would a weak arse manbitch marry someone he can't control?  

He helped his daddy beat his mother.   [/quote]LMAO. No further comments

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=884556.msg10333226#msg10333226 date=1330952360]I am saying there is a big difference between men and manbitches.  

You like my signature below?  [/quote]I like am die!

ndahbros1:
@ Mrs. Chima:

We all know that when it comes to a verbal war, no man can ever win a woman. So I'm not trying to 'win' u here.

But I hv been following ur posts and I just laugh at the powers u assume u hv that make u untouchable. U ar in d US: u shd hv asked whether the man that beat the women is in US too. This is Nigeria where a man has NEVER gone to prison so far for domestic violence. It is even d female Police officers that will start callin u names. U boast a lot about wat u wud hv done and all that; how d OP beat d wrong chick.
Of course u ar drawing strength from d legal system of the US. Come Naija come sharp mouth. Let me know what u can do.
If u ar so powerful, there ar so many women here who suffer from domestic violence. Why don't u come down and jail all d men if it is that easy?
U dey white man land wen e be say woman get so much right, u dey sharp mouth. U for dey here dey sharp that mouth.
We have seen ur type. If u were my wife (God forbid), I[b][/b] will beat u and wait for rain to fall.
See u wen never fight ur fellow girl before dey come NL dey threaten man. We don see ur type tire!

Wetin you mean? You mean say Chima na devil? Why you no fit marry her? If to say na only Chima dey dis world wey never marry and you dey find wife, you no go marry her?

dabrake:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i break men bones and i do that convincingly. admit the fact that the girl goofed!!!!!!!!!! op might but that is why this is a forum(we all have different ideas). instead, the real wicked men decided to play the hypocrite. how can people defend her well, we all have our opinions. i'm no silly nigga. i would have cracked her bones

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=884556.msg10333148#msg10333148 date=1330951724]Sure you do liar.   [/quote]^^^^^ Wetin you mean? You no know say the guy na jackie Chan brother?

Ever since i was 11 yrs old till now, i have always said that nothing could ever make me lay my hands on a lady. I haven't gone back on that belief since.

But when i started working and i knew how difficult it is to save up and buy some prized possessions and i was just thinking aloud one day that what if a girlfriend of mine just cos were were having an argument, got upset and broke my flat screen tv? TV wey be say i drink garri like say tomorrow no go dey before i fit save money to buy? She go just scatter am just like that As in just like that?

Violence and stinginess are 2 traits i look out for in any prospective girlfriend of mine. I will never ever get serious with any chic that displays either trait in its minutest form. No matter how good in bed she might be!

@ Gambrosia abi na wetin you call yoursef?

You are the one that will be bombed to pieces such that not one part of your body will be found. Mind you, do not take solace in the fact that you are not resident in naija (that is if you really are not). How can you wish death in a very gruesome fashion on a fellow being if not that you are so evil, vile and possesed by a blood sucking demon.

You need to consult a psychiatrist ASAP. If you need financial support, let me have your account details, I'll come thru for you.

You are either insane or possesed or both!

tboy1:
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o boy, na where you dey get your own gist?

@ OP. This post na big lie. Those guys are inseperable.

Chimdiadi:
U guys have been great solution carriers but let me disturb u one more time. Plz i nid ur urgent answers, I am a normal guy who luvs swags nd fun, i noticd dat 4 abt one mnth nw my butt has been growin nd expending out of proportion whc makes me a bit ashamd cos pple usually luk at my butt when ever i work on d road, sum even laugh it wondering hw a guy cud have sum big nd massive. I dnt tuck-in my shirt again nd i do wear big sized cloth to prevent dos unwanted attentin to my butt, i hav tried exercising, slimin tea , weight but rada its stil growing. Plz advise me on what to do cos i need to reduce d size urgently.

I will advise that you start taking karate or kung fu lessons ASAP. Cos if your booooty is as massive as you describe and confirmed gaaay guys block you for corner? I pity that your nyansh o

ROLLING ON THE FORKING FLOOR, LAUGHING MY FORKING ASSSSS OFF. As in literally.

Jeeez. Some people get serious craze for head i swear! Pour sheet on top person head?

Still laughing like say i wan die

pro01:
Damn. You this babe wicked no be small. But then, I can't help but agree. For the better part of his Chelsea career he has specialised in the uncreative 'otu' style of 'no be me spoil ball oh'. I've never seen a player as diffident and bereft of ideas as this young man. Anytime he receives a pass, the first instinct is to get the ball off his legs as quickly as possible before them talk say him don spoil ball. Smh.

Spot on!

Useless for his club, useless for his national team, useless personally for fork addict.

Make Keshi no call am o. Make he continue dey form him big boy moves. Typical nigerian. When they are nowhere and they get invited to play for eagles, they play their lives out. Then they get signed on to big clubs and they start misbehaving. Rubbish people. All they know how to do best is to storm naija, cruise around in hummer jeeps and fork our chics. Finish.

Common nations cup dem no fit qualify.