₦airaland Forum

PentiumPro:
When CBN top officials start instructing the treasurers of banks to sell forex to particular individuals and companies, you know they must be taking kick back from those beneficiaries.
Any forex policy or regime that allows for a wide band/margin between the official rate and black market rate is just an incentive for fraudulent bankers and privileged government officials to make unearned income.

I know it will be something dat has to with d black market..


Hipopotemus on d move

EggovinMma:
My husband na purple!

abeg be serious...how is Abuja

EggovinMma:
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Na una dey cause a m
Me dey gather 20 naira full for purse. And na me dance pass during offering. I go just fold one 20 naira throw inside basket, after church I use 3k buy better meat wey I go take cook soup enjoy my Sunday o jare.

If na 5 times I stand up, na 100 bucks be that.
If I see say my small money don exhaust, I fold my hand like person wey carry money, if the basket reach my hand, I throw empty hand inside.

na white man u marry.?

It shall come to pass....

I put once.. D second one is optional for me

Onyiibazz:
Redeem ke! He came and left some 1000, nine hundred and something years ago. So the beast should be through with his markings by now. What this means is that we are now here on our own with no jesus to please since he has come and gone

kai!! Dis Oshogbo weed dey disturb u well well..

Well i will recommend Yaba left because Yaba right is not well equipped

Myosotis:
Ridiculous....

riddle ni!! Read and learn

Hmmmm. Good one

Igbo man again

Rukkydelta:
Like the woman na dope.....the so called husband for no dey yarn all this rubbish..............One reason why a woman should be independent, I'll never depend on a man for means of livelihood

Rubbish... independent or dependent is not d point here ok. by d way...eho heads d family.? ur husband says u should not attend d vigil and u went ahead...use ur common sense..


even Jesus Christ will give u a knock...

if she misses dis very vigil does it mean she will not attend others in future...

some people are just dummy

sosilly4b:
With all the details you have posted here, you might not be far from another attack. Go and learn how to crop pictures for online posting so you do no reveal too much details.

d guy look mumucious...look at his details e posted again..


if I were him., I would have blocked dat account in Ibadan even before going for dat meeting not to talk of coming to Lagos before taking action

Sunnymatey:
Let me not begin to think that this Benue people are weakly, declare total war and shot aside any human presence seen around any cow. Period

thank u my brother for this ur comment... I hate when people lament when they can actually help themselves... Lazy young boys in those communities by now could have become warriors.

They are Boko Haram not Fulani Herdsmen..

D Nigeria Army u have a duty to go after dese Bokos and kill dem all

dollyjoy:
Lol.

Ok op,what are you still doing with your nigerian girlfriend?


Eeh,cry all you want,it wouldnt still change the fact that you cannot do without us

when did u become a male. BTW., dat ur chest don't use it to intimidate lala ooo

Elijahrona2:
Are you against the man been a pervert or against having sex with a horse? Think deep it's two different questions that people mistake as one

a sex with an animal is wrong and it is also a pervert sex...u are getting it wrong...a sex with a minor is pervert but a minor is still a human being

Mpyaw:
I am not sleeping if you say 16 years, I concur but 13....crying out loud....that's a big lie

hmmmmm... it is a pity.!!! ur naivity is a big stumbling block...

Elijahrona2:
How did I abuse freedom of speech? Aren't you abusing freedom of usage of a man's own property? Is the horse yours? Did it complain? Is the joystick yours?

does d horse belong to d rapist. did he seek d consent of d owner of d horse.? u have no point here ok

DonaTee:
I went to a mixed school ....thnk God cos I hated only girls sch
mixed sch has deir own share of corruption but d frenzy for male teachers isnt dat much
I remember my economics teacher.....now a wife of a senator. Tall pretty n fair like mammy-water.
Girl admired her, boys had major crushes on her. Boys never missed her lectures, u even ser boys frm other classes attending her class n listening witout d usual noisemaking at d back

For me, Minus fear of God......d fear of my mother n her "wise words": if a man touch u, u wil become pregnant instantly! I grew up to knw it was a lie but b4 then d phobia had developed lol
Battling teenage hormones is like world war 3. How do we effectively teach younger ones how to cope/dispell duch thots as transient?
Or berra stil engage dem in activities dat wil not allow for idleness or secret rendezvous?
The movies n magazines at deir disposal corrupts to a whole new level.

thank God for ur mum instruction....U for don scatter Kpekus any how

Mpyaw:
Madam!!! 13 years old .... Fear God now. What does a 13 year old know for crying out loud?

it is like u are from planet Mars to ask what does a 13 years old girl knows....


keep sleeping oooo...when u wake up ur eyes go clear

Elijahrona2:
It's allowed abeg. Na him thing. No be una thing

use ya head. even when we talk of fredom of speech., association., expression etc.. u don't abuse it it simply because u have d freedom

Godjone:
dear nairalandders and nigerians, from today on-ward, anything that this government say or dish out to you is nothing but a white lie.

Anybody that is still relying on anything this government says, such an individual must be a complete zombie who will forever remain dumb and fooolish.

These useless sets of zombies are not ready to work, but specialist in the business of lying

nonsense....it is not d same USA dat said dey know where Chibok girls are from their satellite images...so how come they can not tell us uptill now...


a lot of Morons will believe dat useless general simple because he represent USA...so USA can not err rite...in Iraq where is d chemical weapon till dis moment.

Idi..ot workers are on strike....they are d true enemy of dis country

Omexonomy:
I thaught apc said the money for the purchase of arm were been looted by dasuki which money do they want to return.

use ur brain.!!! the reason y it is inside ur skull., it is for u to use it. I wish u best of luck as u use it wisely

I think Ambode must have taken some weeds for him to even think about this

Nightie:
32 yrs extra. Was she forced into d marriage? No bride price sef. Dis story is annoying... Honestly.

first d woman is very stu..pid....

secondly she is foolish to have moved into a man's house without her bride prize paid...

thirdly she is useless for having a lover and an idi..ot to boldly say it....nonsense dey her head

refiner:
lalasticlala ooooo....

just wish others could partake and be careful!

heheheheeee.... Kisses from a rose...

D world we living in is Roses and Guns

OneManLegion:
This thread leaves me with more questions than answers.

So many holes in this story.

exactly... No coercion , English terrible

Fayose is sick and his brain need to be examine....there is no state in d country dat does not have d presence of DSS...dis is not d first government to implement it...


dis man is suffering from neuro-cerebral deformity

How I wish I have access to dese guys so dat every morning I will have something to slap

[quote author=ILoveToFuCcK post=43534281][/quote]u love to fvcckkk.. so dat should be d first agenda to table before d girl

kellsblingsz:
What you are saying now is contradicting what you said earlier about the governor being a murder. There are steps to putting and end to all thoes atrocities happening in his state and he is doing his best

when I said this is not d first APC chieftain to be murdered in recent weeks...so u don't know I was refering to d fact dat he is d CSO of d state. meaning u didn't get me when I put d blame on him...Amaechi was never in good terms with Obasanjo when he became d governor of Rivers state but he seek for Federal assistance to clear d water front of criminals...don't forget Celestine Omeha was Obasanjo favorite den

ILoveToFuCcK:
Nairalanders please help a shy brother
Theres this girl i'm really into...
We've never spoken in person but a friend linked us together on whatsapp
We eventually got chatting and all that.. so i invited her out on a date.. and she agreed..
We're meeting tommorow...


But this is the issue..Each time i'm out on a date with a girl i end up saying close to nothing (after the normal greetings and i've asked for her hobbies best food best colour and all that) .. i mean nothing


Please nairalanders help me out(We're both undergraduates ).. what are the things we can be gisting about to avoid those embarrasing "silent moments"

tell her u love to fvcckkk