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nyere84: Foxy, who be the nairaland babe wey u carry go home at the end?

I hope her name no start with....?

Better spit it out ooo

dechandel: Sorry o.. When did d change of name take place? Cos d last time i checked ur name was Attai abi na foxy sef

Oh... I no go yan anything for now... How far, na you be the babe wey follow me go house for dream ooo

dechandel: Joseph

You get wahala o... Ki lo shele?

See as you dey halla my name like them carry am give two of us... Mynd ya self oo

Jovanna: Floxy wake up from ur dream o!

I am not Floxy ooo

People still dey sleep ni? Make una come make we plan wedding of year 2014

sakalisis: lol

This is a serious something and you are laughing. For your information, I am named after the greatest dreamer in the bible and my dreams comes to pass to.

E be like say I see person like you there dey spray dollars for the couples head...

Wahala dey o. Imagine say I dreamt of me being the bestman of my cousin. It was so real. I was dabbing sweats from his forehead as he was dancing. He looked truly happy with the love of his life.

Who says true love doesn't exist? Mr. Cork was even the MC of the show and oga Seun was there life and direct. It was a nairaland setting and everyone was there. We were all laughing, talking and hugging ourselves. It was more like we had known ourselves for ages.

Kai, ladies were just coming to see the fat, yellow, handsome Foxy_Flow. I met Idowuogbo, Nadia_SA, Adaobi, Stella_Bella, Ishilove, Uniquexti. Even Mazi, Kayemjay, Don8, Ayobase etc, were all there. Mynd_44 was just running around to make sure everyone was well served.

Seriously, it looked so real, the only thing that was fake to me was the food which I did not eat. Maybe I knew it was a dream sha. At the end, I went home with one beautiful female Nairalander. Kai...

Maybe I was the most affected by the deactivation of crazy Sexkillz account (yeah, I called his name). That dude showed me pepper but then, if your enemy should die without you killing him, it is painful. I will not say he is my enemy per say, but seriously, he was one with the skin of an elephant when it comes to absorbing insults.

That dude shouldn't have deactivated his account jor. Seun, bring my cousin back ooo.

Let me be the first to wish those guys a happy married life. That marriage must happen and we here on Nairaland must celebrate it in a grand style.

Choi, please Jay_Bee, don't delete my topic oooo

yemi2plus: Madness in Climax

Yes, madness in climax. Changing your sex from (m) to (f) and to (m) back points at it all.

Don't worry brother, your miracle is one the way

mascot87: It will be a clash of the titans between me and you

Which titan? Oya, declare your love now because me na all I want... I love them all... All the ladies, I am so single eh, marry meeee

martha: I have a dog in ma house o...

Scooby-boo?

No worry, na only your popsy fit stop me oo

mascot87: Don't go to the next babe,warning

Martha? You like her? Me I am marrying her oo

mascot87: What is this one saying

A picture was posted here some moment ago of two former moderators of this section. One was supposed to be in obodo oyibo but they met. Wallahi, the picture nearly comot tears from my eyes. Soon we will be hearing of "nairaland wedding of the year".

I mean am oo... I no wan call names make them no delete my topic.

martha: Hmmmm... Oya I yaff commented

Eh, you too? When am I flying to Lagos na? Kai, if my cousin can do it, me too I can do it...

Justeenaleo: hia

Oya, I want to marry you... I mean it, like my cousin and his oyinbo wife

You guys know me, the romantic, yellow, fine, fat boy. I am cool, soft spoken and annoying when I chose to be. Now there is wahala o.

My cousin have finally met the love of his life. Two moderators who deactivated their accounts the same day. Wallahi, I was really touched when I saw the picture, would have saved it immediately if not for the fact that I was not on a PC and I forgot to munch the screen.

Wherever you are, Cousin, I tuale for you o. Na you be the only person wey chop abuse but e no stop you from doing your job.

Anyway, when will my own happen? All my nairaland crushes and babes, I have not met any of them. See, I love you girls, just come, I will marry you all as my cousin has done.

Why my own different na? Kai, marry me all of you.

Mynd_44

For your mind you no break any rule eh...

Make I see your comment again

Stop dropping empty texts

dre11: Are you sooooo sure its all about her or you are day-dreaming

Day_dreaming you say?

You really need to settle down so you can discern what I wrote up there

[quote author=Mynd_44]Incoherence is the order of the day[/quote]Dude...

Continue

My New Year Resolution

Make sure say them no ban me...

But seriously, like imsuboi stated, some guyx need to sort things out among themselves. You don't have to allow last year's misunderstanding wade into new year's outstandingness.

See, I know how controversial and annoying I could be but it doesn't change the fact that love should be celebrated. Someone met her future husband here, you can also meet your spouse.

Forget that mouths will open and unkind words shall fill this page, it changes nothing. Just come out...

Sort it out or break it up. Haba.. You guys met here, breakup here too.




--sent from--

Toilet seat

Swaggot00: shrapp nigga. cant u see someone is tryna get someones attention

Stop fighting...

Write yours

Project400: The poem is nice

Finally... Thank you o jawe

yemi2plus: Somebody called my name

Oya drop your own

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Save ur tory till 2mrw.
Na lyk dz u wan take start 2014?[/quote]How I go do na

[quote author=Mynd_44]Joblessness don start[/quote]For new year see wetin you dey tell me. You get luck say I don turn your friend wo and for Redmosquito sake wey I just remember...

Dedicated to a Nairalander


The gods are wise
They give to the needy
Love which is irreplaceable
Emotions unmatched
Passions reeling for the sun
Disguised in bloaten tempers

Where lies your heart
For nights I didst search
Armed with a lantern
Combing the forest
Stung I was by scorpions
But I did not lose heart

Morning after noon
Glory of blazing lust
Agony of being denied
Death under the rain
Such I faced
While searching for your heart

Where lies your heart
When calls can't pass through
It is normal to fight
That's why we are lovers
Forgive but remember
I search dearly for your heart



Inspired by Abu Mikey





It is a brand new year and love should be shared. This is the romance section, feelings should not be hidden. Write a poem for someone, don't let your intention be known, but call names...



Happy New Year Jay_Bee