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Without reading the article, I have come to the conclusion that bras actually makes breast sag

Why not give us a catchy title than telling us what to read before reading?

Happy Sunday to y'all. Great interacting with you guys.

mjfcb: Good day man. You know me and I know you. Lolz
.I am masterpiece by name. I guess ўσυ
Known me. My question is that, I want your gf as my wife. Lolz....Нαρρч
Xmas in advance dear.

Dear mjfcb,

Calling me "dear" is absurd, told you before o. I go provoke for your head.

I will answer this question because I gave a go-ahead for people to dig into my personal life. My girlfriend... Wow...

Okay... I will allow you have her if only you are qualified to please her.

1. You must be fairer than me.
2. You must be smarter than me
3. You must be funnier than me
4. You must be caring than me
5. You must be more sarcastic than I am
6. You must have a clean heart
7. You must be faithful
8. You must be taller than me
9. You must be selfless than me
10. You must treat her like a goddess
11. Take her family as yours
12. Hold her in high esteem
13. Be ready to apologise when she is wrong.
14. Do not look at her friends anyhow
15. Sing her praises all the time.
16. Make her picture your wall paper
17. Make her picture your dp
18. Relationship status on facebook must be with her.
19. Do not raise your hands on her.
20. Be ready to die for her.

Every other thing follows. Like being a tiger in bed and knowing when she have her mood swings.

If you can do all this, I tell you, she is all yours. Remember, she is going to be tokunbo since I will be the one freeing her for you.

Merry Xmas in advance and a blissful 2nd hand relationship.



Foxydramus

[quote author=lord_falcao]lol[/quote]You are welcome

[quote author=lord_falcao]foxy.....there's a problem I want
you to solve for my guy on my behalf...there's dis gal that
friendzoned my guy.for years,so my guy decided to get out of
d friendzone by chyking her...buh d gal got angry xo my
friend wants to cover his faults by creating a lie telling the gal
dat it was a friend of his...hu saw her dp on my friend phone,
liked d gal, xo used my guys phone to chyke her... buh d gal
got angry and deleted my friend from her bbm(cus of the
chyking) now the guy has been texting her and calling her all
tru the day buh she has been insulting him all tru today...buh
d game now is that my friend begged me to help him by
asking me to act as d guy that chyked her(I.e dat i will act as
the guy hu chyked the gal with my guys phonethe ) so he
gave me her number..now I want you to help me by telling
me what to say wen I call her..since I will be acting as the
guy DAT caused there fight xo that she won't get angry again
and also forgive my guy for his mistakes[/quote]Dear Lord_falcao,

The first mistake of your friend was to allow himself to be friend-zoned. Now going back again against being her best friend and wanting to become her lover is amateurish. Women have this classic outlook in life of being the only mammals that reserve the exclusive rights of taking a relationship out of friend-zone.

Now you want to help, you want to take on the responsibility of something that concerns you not. Well, I will help you but before then remember, "do not agree to pay up a debt for someone, it might cost you your cloak".

That said, you will need a tactical approach. Women most time are really hard to understand when it comes to their mood swings. The first question she would ask you is how did you come across her number. If you can't answer that, I tell you, the mission is already failed.

Once you succeed is answering the come-about of her number then you can progress. Pet her, toast her, woo her (your friend fit poison you sha), but have it in mind for your friend that the respect and trust level she has for him has been slashed down by 25%.

I wish you goodluck and uhm, a new babe in advance.


Foxydramus

This section and politics section are the most controversy filled sections. Arguments prevails here ranging from atheism to deep spiritual matters. I have always tried my best to stay away from such arguments, therefore, I believe I have the conviction to start up this topic.

Whatever question you want to ask, whatever views you feel people should adopt, come here and state it. I am here to answer to those questions and to tell you if such views should be respected or not.

Owing to spiritual matters, as against the Romantic and General section where I had started this topics, this one will be treated with love, unbiased criticism and pure answers from the views of many people.

Do not hesitate to ask your question, your doubts remains doubts because you kept them bottled in.

Your spirituality is my concern.



Foxydramus.

Will tell you tomoRrow please

miss stella: AM STILL NOT SATISFIED WITH UR ANSWERS

Dear Stella,

You will have to say more than you wrote to get a satisfying answer.


Foxydramus

miss stella: FOXY I HAVE A GUY THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH HERE ON NAIRALAND I EXPRESSED MY FEELINGS TO HIM HE TURNED ME DOWN BY TELLING ME HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND SO I HAD TO BACK OFF FEW DAYS LATER HE TOLD ME THAT THE GIRL HE CLAIMED WAS HIS GF IS JUST A CHILD THAT NEEDS HIM AROUND CUZ SHE IS PASSING THRU A PAINFUL MOMENT I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO BELIEVE HIM OR NOT

Dear Miss Stella,

I love your confidence in expressing yourself to the guy. Not all girls can do that. It shows how much you love him and love is a two way thing. When love is not returned, it is a mere infactuation.

One thing you failed to mention is if the guy told you he love you too. If he did, believe him.

Goodluck with your love life.


Foxydramus.

Heineken: Me go happy make you answer me boss. E neva rily do me b4 o. I bin carry dis gurl enter my room and na just kissing we start dey do o b4 I realise say I don release. The thing suprise me well. I changed my boxer and I put condom on. I den enter the girl and e no even reach 3mins and I release again o. I den wear anoda one and e tey small. After then,the other rounds tey well well sha. And all in all we bin do 7 seven rounds because she passd the night. The the 1st 3 dey sumao quik cos of my release. Wetin you think say happen? The girl bin CUM sha o. And she dey even expect me now sef

Dear Heneken,

Release quick 3 times?

Men, that's somehow sha. I had this same problem early this year. In a bid to perform, I had wanked off the 1st round. I still had no rest of mind, so I did the doable. I wanked off the second one. That was my undoing. I mounted this babe with all confidence but lo and behold, I released even before I had begun moving my waist.

I said to myself, no lele, changed condom, climbed the second time. I stayed but released on time. Well, the babe not being able to contain herself since the last encounter with her had left her crying and cummming at the same time, asked me a question.

"Attai, did you touch any woman before coming here?"

I was embarassed to say the least but it made me come to the conclusion that wanking and anxiety plays a major role in performace. Do not be in a hurry to prove yourself. This thing between your legs have a mind of its own, pamper it and it will perform beyond expectations.

Now I ask you, were you anxious or did you self-service to help you stay longer?



Foxydramus

princesa: for your very left mind now, you don advice ba?


anyways thanks for the tip.

Glory to God. Go and break up no more

princesa: Foxy, why do i hate relationships? I can't seem to keep one for long because i get bored along the way.

Is it because am scared, or maybe because i have personal problems, like trust issues?

Dear Princesa,

Do you thing of something warm and turgid or of something wet and slippery. If it is the first one..

You are not giving your hundred percent into your relationships. Maybe you are expecting the man to be the superman. No shortsightedness but always perfect in everything. Breaking News sister!!! No body perfect, some women can cook amala while others can't. Such it is with me. Next time, flow with your spouse, look for something you have not been looking for, and help him in sugesstions when he hooks along the way.

If you think of something wet and slippery, here is a prayer for you. I command every spirit of gbogbo nishe that is from you village, die by fire. Another thing, a pastor friend of mine specialises in getting rid og that spirit.

Goodluck.


Foxydramus

Yhemit: FOXY FLOW###u dey fell ma hand o.....since morning,u no reply my last msg..........checkn out(NL) wt red eyes.

I am sorry...

The answer is simple... Go to the house and sort things out...

Goodluck...

Imprida: do u believe as a guy no sex b4 marriage?? do u believe as a guy no sex b4 marriage??

Sorry but I will have to answer you in a Nigerian manner.

Do you buy a shoe that you will use for a long time without testing it?



Foxydramus

Dear dguyindcorner,

My father always tell me that some foods are not meant to be eaten. I know you love (lust) the girl and want to prove to her that you are a man, but please forget about it.

It should not be until she disgraces you in front of your father that you will learn your lesson. Learn it from the little little yabbings she is giving to you.

Liver should be forgotten in this matter o, e pass your power or not, allow the small girl. Once you start your normal forming, no show her face again. I believe say she like you, but your desperation don spoil show.

Happy single life bro.


Foxydramus

Continue...

dguy in dcorner: this one wey dey come so Na story n i need advice or more like help...

Spit it out bro. I am here...

mencade6: choi

Na you?

mencade6: dear love doctor foxy flow,

there is this case in my area that happens. A guy has been dating this lady for 3 years. He is a worker of Nigeria Breweries plc. This guy provides for this lady everything she needs. He opened a hair dressing for her, bought all the driers, and everything needed for the smooth running of the salon. He totally love this lady. He even brags about her whenever he is always with us. There was a time he said his pastor told him that the girl his is future wife.

Just last month, the unexpected happen. They broke up. Reason was that, she has been seeing other guys and distributing her toto like pure water. She has hidden boyfriends, not until she was caught.

This guy called the relationship off, but the lady was not done as she seized the key to his motor bike that the guy must pay 15,000 before she will release the key. People begged her but to no avail. This guy paid collect his key and that was it.

My kwetion is this, from your indepth knowledge about relationship, what actually went wrong because to us this relationship was a typical example of a perfect love.
Please respond

NOTE OF DISCLAIMER:
the above story above is in no way attached to me. I deem it fit that in all sincerity i have no connection with it.
Amebo people be warmed!!!

Dear Mencade,

This is a serious question and it demands a serious answer. I will point you to a legend, star and an iconic hero. The preacher of love. Madiba Mandela.

Winnie fall hands, allow another man chop am, Madiba forgive am but no accept am back. Wetin e point to? Men cherish their toto wella and no dey share am. Even if a man should have a hundred wives and he ignores 1, should become unfaithful, his anger will know no bound. Even bible yan am for proverbs.

For the dude to heavily invest for the babe head, then she come finally cease I'm bike, he show one thing, he is a weakling. When men gather to talk, he should keep quiet.


Foxydramus

Yhemit: Doc Foxy# I get one problem with my girl,from d onset of our meetn I take her as Friend,just don't wnt to be fast by telling her I lvd her. since last week she no even pick my call. Am only sending her msg (greetn msg)....to spoil d game she don blocked me on her 2go .....wot do u think I shd do?

Dear Yhemit,

Your case is different. She is your girlfriend I believe and I am sure you don't even know her house or ever seen her. If you have, I would have told you to go to her house and sort things out. If it is one of this 2go relationship, brother, you are as single as a diicckk with the scrotum. Just hold on sha, let me enter the next paragraph.

This is what you will do. Ignore her. Let her be. If she misses you, she will call and what she will tell you will sound like this ... "You know patient dogs eat the fattest bones."

My brother, there is nothing like patience in the matters of women. If you slack, you lack. Should she call you, then go for the kill. Do not allow your liverlessness which is making you to say you don't want to rush things hold you.

And uhm, I have "kaura" which you rub underneath your eyelids. It will help you in being more confident.

Goodluck.



Foxydramus

ndsmartt: Dr. Foxy,
There is a girl i being dating 4 2 months now. The problem is that she do not allow me to press or suck her bossom while making out or having sex with her.. She was alwayz on her bra and vest even on hot whetherz n nite.. I try talking to her, but she cant give any reasonable excuse 4 d action... Pls Wot is her problm and wot should i do?
Thankz

Dear ndsmartt,

I have encountered a similar problem but I will go ahead and give you the story of another guy before coming back to my own. Now this friend of mine was razzling this girl. This babe will allow him kiss, touch and even straff her but there was no way she allowed him touch her breast. Well, she is married now. My own case. This babe allowed the same thing with me but would not let me touch her breast. One day, I vex tear bra comot, na slippers begin stare me for face.

Now, this babe of yours, two things are involved, it is either she is using a push up bra for her already deflated b.reast or she is trying to prevent you from slacking her brea.st. Just stick to your game, keep fucckking away but remember to remind her that without sucking them boobby, you aint getting satisfied.

Goodluck with that.


Foxydramus

immortalvoices: Has Dr foxy ever falling inlove or break any girl's heart

Dear IM,

Love is a beautiful thing. I have fallen in love with an angel and is still in love with her even though things aint rosy anymore. Breaking a girl's heart is bad but I tell you, if you can help, break as many as you can. It is fun when you hear them cry over the phone.

And yes, I have broken some girls heart but it is not always my fault.


Foxydramus

immortalvoices: Why is dat d girl dat does shakara to a better guy go lashed at by one less better guy

Dear IM,

That is the irony of life. The girls that ignore guys always end up with one who is far below their standard. It happens to guys too.


Foxydramus

immortalvoices: Why do fool fall in love

Dear Immortalvoices,

Fools don't fall in love, the fall into it. YOu see them breaking their heads and legs over things that they feel holds their mutual interest. Ever heard the adage... "Falling in love is easy but staying in love...."


Foxydramus