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I stole it

annexes: go and treat yourself for tuberculosis.

How do I go about that please

Pvin: Go to and Strep injection. That wil cut the cough

Don't get you please

Okay, during the yelutide season, I had some cold drinks but it wasn't my first time of doing such. Took McDowels and uhm, felt dehydrated later in the evening which resorted to me drinking cold water every now and then.

My throat started getting itchy, and soon the cough set in. I bought a cough expectorant which did little or nothing to help the situation. I travelled under that condition to Lafia where I bought another cough syrup. Came back on the 28th and continued coughing. The whole issue is really tiring. On the 28th, in the evening, I cleared my throat and coughed it out. It was kind of thick so I did not spit it out. I checked and discovered that it had traces of blood in it. I went to a pharnacy and complained to a nurse the next day. I was given D-Koff, Blood Tonic, Lumarthem, Ampicillin and one other drug. I took this and the next day the severity of the cough reduced.

The pain in my chest is gone but the cough is still there. Just this morning, I coughed out a thick mucus stained with blood. My nose is partially blocked and breathing belaboured.

Before then sha, I had kissed my girlfriend who was complaining of this deep throated cough. I had taken her to a pharmacy where drugs were prescribed to her.

And uhm, I just gave up smoking weed 2weeks ago, though not addicted but I sure sucked that thing into my lungs.

Now I am confused and need help. What should I do? Drugs to take and if there is anyway kissing my girlfriend is proportional to contracting the cough from her.

Doctors in the house, please I need your honest evaluation on this issue. Help me!!!

yemi2plus: Women Are Just Difficult Too Understand

A few days back when my female neighbor visited me I was busy eating my very delicious indomie prepared with fishes, eggs, red pepper, fresh tomatoes and green vegatable leaf. She got angry that I didn't asked her to join me. Why would I? The last time I tried it, she ate like a lion.

Today, when she visited again, I was
taking a shower. I quickly asked her to
join me and she got angry again!!!

Did I do anything wrong? Why are women just so difficult to understand?

Lol

I started a topic about the gift to give to my Girlfriend on Christmas day. I ended up deciding to get her a beautiful, golden leaflet bible. My reason being that we are celebrating Christ and not some gucci, prada and vinto designers person. Well, this is the end of the story and as some nairalanders predicted, I am single again. Let me narrate everything.

(Walks into bookshop)

Me: Oga, do you sell bible here?
Oga: yes, even 7 books of Moses.
Me: Give me the biggest and most beautiful, the one that have golden pages.
Oga: Okay, follow me.

(Follows him into the innermost part of the shop where different bibles are on display, selects the biggest.)

Me: How much is this one?
Oga: The price is on the body.

(Checks and sees N8,500)

Me: Give me extra.

(Collects and walks to the counter where I paid for them.)

I jumped into the next gift shop where I bought wrapping sheets. Gave the bibles to the attendant who wraps it neatly. Everything set, I headed home.

24TH NIGHT.. After carol service

Me: Baby, I love you. You mean a lot to me and this celebration is something special.

Gf: Attai, this one you are sounding like this.

Me: I have always thought of something special for you. Close your eyes.

(She does so, drops the two giant bibles wrapped beautifully with rose flowers and perfumes standing on top. She receives it, sucking in her breath sharply.)

Me: I love you baby, see you tomorrow.
Gf: I love you too. You are the best man for me.

(Walks home. Lies on bed and catches sleep. Knocks pounding the door heavily. Stands up, checks time, 6:00am in the morning. Walks grudgingly to the door)

Me: Who's that?
Voice: It's me. (Gf)

(Adjusts rising erection while smacking lips for some early morning action, opens door. Taken aback as two giant bibles hits chest after being flung with force.)

Gf: You are the worst man ever. I never want to have anything to do with you in this life. You are useless, stupid, foolish, an slowpoke, your dick is small, unsatisfying. I have been managing it because of the small small money you give to me. Now I am gone, you will never see me again... Bla bla bla

Me: (touches dick and comes to the stark realization it has always been small.).... Ehm... Ehm... **speechless**

Gf walks away while I became single. Such a way to celebrate Christmas. I gave a bible to celebrate christ but see what I brought on myself.

Women are the most complex species on mother earth.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....Dr...this mondi sweet babe is one if our problem wit nairaland...ordinary punnyy...she wunt release.. Please advise! [/quote]Mr. Cork,

When you meet her face to face and display a charm different from what you are displaying here on NL, she will give you punny till you run away.

No ask me how I carry know, as per Foxydramus, I know many things.


Foxydramus.

Mondisweets: Op does my bf have another gf?

Dear Mondisweets,

Your question is both uhn and ehn. I am foxydramus, not a seer.

But since you are asking, it will be my great pleasure to answer you. When you see him, ask him questions, pick quarrels with him. Deny him your body and make sure you diss him in public.

You can come back and re-ask the question.


Foxydramus

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Mr Dr..but. why is funny so difficult to connect intros place? ..please Advise! [/quote]Dear Corky J,

You are funny, more like sarcastic. Now I did not get your question well. You will have to come out straight as I read the question severally.


Foxydramus

Madawaki01: phewwwww!!!how bout this?
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I will pretend i did nt see the bolded.

You got it all wrong.. What I meant to say is Nairaland no longer holds your center of attraction. It's like toasting a girl and wanting to do everything for her. The moment you straff her multiple times, you will start looking for excuses.


Foxydramus

Front page material

Madawaki01: Doc,why is it that i can't keep up wit nl front page again?

Same way I can't keep up with posting stories on Nairaland... You are growing up...



Foxydramus

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...hello Doctor...how do I become MOD of Romance Section...Ama PlaYa & babes love me. ..please advise! [/quote]It takes more than being a player to become the moderator of the most popular section after politics section.

You have to possess the qualities of Sexkillz...


Foxydramus

Someday, words would die and enlightenment would run out of ink. Someday, words would die and so would we in the process. We'd loose our warmth, we'd turn purple like hibiscus.

Someday, we won't remember what it once meant to onetime communicate with letters, we'd mumble when we speak, and the only thing we'd understand is how to eat.

One day, words would die in a car crash and we honestly won't remember that one time we spoke one-to-another. We'd always remember how to laugh, but we'd never be able to spell HaHaHa, ever again.

One day, we'd go blind and we won't miss reading- Miss reading the Syrian Uprising where 93 died just today from bomb explosions.

The world is a joke, everything we think we know; What purpose has it served others asides ourselves, and has it served well? How has it changed the world for the better. The internet is not the world, its 0.1 a fraction of it.

One day, we'd break our laptops, our computers, and actually start doing something for our immediate environment, like planting a tree and watching it grow(global warming).

One day when we're back from church, mosque, temple, something would make us sit, sigh and then ask - God where are you? Like God lived in a hut (Buddhist, Muslim, Christian, Who cares! We all still say Amen in different ways).

Never again would we question the inevitability of death over us, as death is the end of every man.

Michael Ogah.

Well, what can I say.....

Writing sells