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RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 2:02pm On Dec 20, 2013
mencade6: foxy, my guy hw far na?

I get kwetion wey i want ask you.
What does it mean when a girl tells her guy he is not ready when he told her he would like to visit her and her family? The guy has been chasing her for like six month, thou they are far from each other but lives in the same state. The girl has never visited him, saying as the man, he should do the visiting for now. She at times complain to him that she wants to change her blackberry to a new one, while the guy is still using nokia. The guy always call on her on phone, even when she flashed him, she some times call sha. They are emplyed in the same company, but work at different branches of the state.
Please advice this my friend

NOTE: everybody this case study above is not about me o. Amebo people be warned!!!
Dear Mencade6,

Two things are involved here. It is either the guy is a mugu or the girl is a cheat. If the guy is a mugu, he is unsafe, if the girl is a cheat, it is also unsafe.

Sorry to say man, for a girl to deny you visit to her parent means she aint feeling you. You are the recharge card boyfriend because the real boyfriend that does the real job including intimacy is right there.

I have one word for you and it is taken from the bible....

"Pick your slippers, dust it and find you square root."

Good luck in finding a new girlfriend.


Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Ladies!!!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 11:26am On Dec 20, 2013
Tonia500: i dey nasarawa state o
My beer wink wink
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:56am On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]undecided[/quote]grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Get Her A Bible Christmas Present.. Please Advise by FoxyFlow(op): 10:30am On Dec 20, 2013
TrishaP: Bible!!!hahahaha, foxy your very funny I swear.
Come to think of it she requested for a gift and the gift shall be given. Follow ur mind, if you think the bible is the best gift then go for it.
On the second thought, for the girl to ask for a gift means she'll be expecting something big and different. grin so are you in or out?
Me just want to give her this big Study Bible that contains histories and many more things grin grin
RomanceI Want To Get Her A Bible Christmas Present.. Please Advise by FoxyFlow(op): 6:32am On Dec 20, 2013
I have this girlfriend I so much like. She is beautiful, have sweet lips, her eyes na die and her other assets can cause a chain reaction in the ecosystem (guys, stop drooling, she is mine already). Now, I just met this girl two days ago in a car. We gisted about what not and at the end of the day I collected her number.

I felt fulfilled that when I got home, I was in a haste to express myself (I no chop liver inside the car) and get a response. I called and called but for where, she wasn't picking. I came to the conclusion that she might not like me, so I slept off. She called later to apologize for not picking my call. We gisted and I slept off.

Yesterday, I was in the office and was still thinking of her so I composed a 4-page text which I sent. It delivered and I was happy I had taken a little of the burden from my shoulder. Last night, I called finally and under the influence of Mary-J, I washed her ears. Told her how amazing she is. I asked her out. Her answer was a straight "YES".

Towards the ending of the conversation, she made a request.

"Attai, since you are my boyfriend, you will get me a christmas gift o."

I was happy at least. But right now I am in a delema. The only gift that comes to my mind is a Bible since we are celebrating Christ and not them designers clothes and shoes. Am I right in this my choice of gift?

Please advise...
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 6:11am On Dec 20, 2013
veave: @190... maybe u r future husband to all d single ladies on nairaland...
@OP... even smallie wey wan write jamb? sad
Your own bad somehow sha... I need to see your picx to verify your claims.. Inbox am..
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2013
190... This is suppose to be where you seek for answers. Now stop the toasting. Please resort to PM.

Angel, maybe you are still looking for that thing in a man that will match with your dreams. Keep waiting angel...till you old...

Jokes apart, give one of the play play a chance.
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 7:03pm On Dec 19, 2013
veave: i dont have friends because i'm a bit on the quiet side, they tend to overshadow me and people will be asking my agemate is this ur youngersister? e still dey pain me fa... and the older guys that manage to come around do it with the intention of 'decieving this small geh'. but wen they see i cant be pushed, theey runaway...
I intentionally decided to answer the first before jumping to this one. The next guy that tries to play with you thinking you are a small girl eh, if you like him, holla at me. I have this stuff my grandma gave to me. It will work.
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 7:00pm On Dec 19, 2013
veave: okay,
i'm 25 but look 16, currently doing my masters in a reputable nigerian university. problem is...
children tend to ask me out. i intentionally dress expensively so they know i'm not their mate. i dont dress like a kid either.
i noticed guys bellow 22 always ask me out. w@ do i do to catch the eye of 30 and above. imagine my neighbour askin if i was upto 20...
Dressing expensively sometimes doesn't do the trick, instead it points you as one who is flirty. Sorry to say...

To catch the eyes of them 30 years old dudes, you need to learn how to go to places where you find them. Have friends your mate that actually looks your age and stroll around with them. And uhm, learn to be on the quiet side. It makes you mysterious and guys likes getting to know them silent sisters.

Now that you have announced it, I believe 190 will be on your case.

Goodluck...

Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 1:42pm On Dec 19, 2013
Corky Joe: ...which coool??.. wait until u r 100 years old? angry
Not really.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 1:42pm On Dec 19, 2013
Austeenx: [color=orange]Thanks a lot, man.[/color]
You are welcome
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
Austeenx: [color=orange]Emotional clinic? Ah! Interesting.


Okay, I want to know why I can't do without my vaseline. [/color]
Dear Austeenx,

You are not the only one facing that trauma and I tell you, it is normal. Stop fighting yourself mentally. Get your vaseline, put on a p'o'rn and self-service away. It relieves stress man and is way easier than toasting all them girls. And remember, your hand doesn't slack, get tired or sees its period.

Just don't get addicted and hate the real thing.



Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 12:58pm On Dec 19, 2013
Corky Joe: ...ok then...wots the quickest way to get punny on Nairaland without spendin 1 kobo?...those babes are Gold diggars! angry
It is simple... Be cool wink
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2013
Kingademos: there z dis babe dat I kinda love nd she told me she loves me too bt she can't date me. please m confused
Dear Kingademos,

Let her go. When a girl tells you she wants you as a friend, sees you as a brother and likes you a lot but cannot date you, it means she doesn't have anything for you. If you hang around, you are but wasting your time. Take the next available keke to the babe that has been staring at you for a long time.

Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 12:16pm On Dec 19, 2013
miss stella: you are among the nairaland guys dat kiss and tell
This is not a question so I aint saying anything. Stop coming to a conclusion because I write.....
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 11:15am On Dec 19, 2013
Corky Joe: ….bro no oofeincece but why are u answering my question wit a question? r u disable?? undecided

I am not disabled neither did I answer your question with a question.

Thanks
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:55am On Dec 19, 2013
Kingademos: kip d ball rolling
Thanks...

What's your question?
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:54am On Dec 19, 2013
Corky Joe: ...…which card?? ..bro these babes make u waster precious energy on toastin….but guess wot…ordinary punnny, they wunt release… Even to throw kiss..its wahala!!! angry

I just told you all you need to know....
LiteratureRe: The one Thing You Thought you Would NEVER Do but did. by FoxyFlow(m): 10:43am On Dec 19, 2013
Come to my thread, an advice is waiting for you
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:41am On Dec 19, 2013
Corky Joe: ..Mr Doctor...our question is :.. why are Nairaland babes refusing to supply punny ....like helpin the brothers?..
...whats the logic? They so rude and stobborn!!...why?
angry
If you know how to play your card well, I tell you, you will get them in abundance. Now the problem with some Nairaland dudes is, they kiss and tell. I have seen cases where the moderators had to step in quickly in order for the matter to be curtailed.

Another thing, them sisters like talented brothers and those that can make their day. Are you one of them?

If you are, I speak into your life this day, punnnies shall find their ways into your life..... Halla amen!!!


Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:37am On Dec 19, 2013
I am still waiting for questionss
LiteratureRe: The Story Of My Life by FoxyFlow(m): 10:28am On Dec 19, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 10:17am On Dec 19, 2013
yemi2plus: Dear Foxy, I have a problem that has been giving me sleepless nights for some months now.
I'm in love with a girl I met on a Nigeria forum. I have tried to get her attention but it's like she don't give a damn about how I feel. I once opened a thread seeking for help on how to win her heart; she saw the thread and got really mad at me. I apologised and she said she had forgiven me.
Now, this is my problem. She asked that I send her some cash, which I did by sending her one thousand five hundred naira recharge card to re-subscribe for he BlackBerry Messager application just to prove that I'm really interested in her. Our agreement was that she will in turn send me her pin, phone number and facebook id. She is yet to send me any of the above for over a month now. Please, how do I make her send them or better still how do I collect back me money. Thanks. Yemi.
Dear Yemi,

I am really impressed with the way you went ahead to prove your love for the girl (lady) by doing extraordinary things to achieve extraordinary results. I must say, more cash to your pockets. About the part of collecting your money, please, forget the money. You just created an impression in the lady's heart and it would be bad to dent your image.

So many ladies here on Nairaland are in love with you and would want to be with you, why don't you give them a chance?

Well, concerning her number, I would have love to give it to you but it would be against my code of conduct. I pray you find love again which you would treasure in years to come.

Goodluck...

Foxydramus
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 10:08am On Dec 19, 2013
immortalvoices: any question foxy dr?
You can ask any question. Ranging from romantic, sadistic, epileptic and even spiritual matters. The truth will surely set you free

Peace!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 10:07am On Dec 19, 2013
martha: I thought u were serious wif this thread? abeg give better advice and stop being humourous.... if u wanna go far wif ur counselling business, advice well... na wa for u
If you want a candid advise, then I will tell you the truth.

Stop bugging the young man, he has moved ahead, you have to do same. Not everyone is deserving of our time, emotions and also tears. Push your past behind you and embrace the future. Jump into the arms of the next available man and I believe you have like 100000000 waiting for you to reply their proposal.

Do it girl, some men are actually dickens..

Foxydramus
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 10:05am On Dec 19, 2013
vicadex07: Dr....please I only like f.uc.k.n olosho. the thought of having a girlfriend never crosses my mind. please is this normal??
Fuking olosho is perfectly normal. We have some people that don't have the ability of being committed to a woman (me included), so they go for what can be easily obtained (me excluded).

Now talking about the oloshos, you need to reduce your rate of going after them so you won't break up your home when the time comes for you to settle down and start a family.

But for now.... Let the FUKKING continue!!!


Foxydramus
RomanceDoctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by FoxyFlow(op): 9:30am On Dec 19, 2013
I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to theirs so they would be able to learn from the advice meted out to that person. All that has come to an end. Open up to me and you will be surprised how close you are to the answer.

As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire.

Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 8:19am On Dec 19, 2013
Witwicky: @ op do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others ?
Everybody is valuable only to himself. But creating a special situation, I would want to tell you that some people are more valuable than others.

You see the reaction of when motor jam woman and man at the same time and both of them come die?

Which of the deaths go pain you pass? Na the woman own. Female species valuable gan...

Dr. Foxydramus
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 7:57am On Dec 19, 2013
Dear Martha,

Yours is a touching story. Sorry for the heartbreak. It is normal for feelings for one you loved to keep flooding back each time we think of that person. What do we do? Simple...

Look for a young man, make him love you to the core and then break his heart. I tell you, the feeling of satisfaction is outta this world. You will then understand what it means to be stalked, begged and cried for.

Good luck.

Dr. Foxydramus
Nairaland GeneralDoctor Foxzee's Emotional Clinic by FoxyFlow(op): 6:25am On Dec 19, 2013
I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to their.

As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire.

Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!!
RomanceRe: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by FoxyFlow(m): 4:42pm On Dec 18, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Gawd!!! shockedshocked

NLders are evulz abeg gringrin

grin grin grin grin

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