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mencade6: foxy, my guy hw far na?Dear Mencade6, Two things are involved here. It is either the guy is a mugu or the girl is a cheat. If the guy is a mugu, he is unsafe, if the girl is a cheat, it is also unsafe. Sorry to say man, for a girl to deny you visit to her parent means she aint feeling you. You are the recharge card boyfriend because the real boyfriend that does the real job including intimacy is right there. I have one word for you and it is taken from the bible.... "Pick your slippers, dust it and find you square root." Good luck in finding a new girlfriend. Foxydramus |
Tonia500: i dey nasarawa state oMy beer ![]() |
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TrishaP: Bible!!!hahahaha, foxy your very funny I swear.Me just want to give her this big Study Bible that contains histories and many more things ![]() |
I have this girlfriend I so much like. She is beautiful, have sweet lips, her eyes na die and her other assets can cause a chain reaction in the ecosystem (guys, stop drooling, she is mine already). Now, I just met this girl two days ago in a car. We gisted about what not and at the end of the day I collected her number. I felt fulfilled that when I got home, I was in a haste to express myself (I no chop liver inside the car) and get a response. I called and called but for where, she wasn't picking. I came to the conclusion that she might not like me, so I slept off. She called later to apologize for not picking my call. We gisted and I slept off. Yesterday, I was in the office and was still thinking of her so I composed a 4-page text which I sent. It delivered and I was happy I had taken a little of the burden from my shoulder. Last night, I called finally and under the influence of Mary-J, I washed her ears. Told her how amazing she is. I asked her out. Her answer was a straight "YES". Towards the ending of the conversation, she made a request. "Attai, since you are my boyfriend, you will get me a christmas gift o." I was happy at least. But right now I am in a delema. The only gift that comes to my mind is a Bible since we are celebrating Christ and not them designers clothes and shoes. Am I right in this my choice of gift? Please advise... |
veave: @190... maybe u r future husband to all d single ladies on nairaland...Your own bad somehow sha... I need to see your picx to verify your claims.. Inbox am.. |
190... This is suppose to be where you seek for answers. Now stop the toasting. Please resort to PM. Angel, maybe you are still looking for that thing in a man that will match with your dreams. Keep waiting angel...till you old... Jokes apart, give one of the play play a chance. |
veave: i dont have friends because i'm a bit on the quiet side, they tend to overshadow me and people will be asking my agemate is this ur youngersister? e still dey pain me fa... and the older guys that manage to come around do it with the intention of 'decieving this small geh'. but wen they see i cant be pushed, theey runaway...I intentionally decided to answer the first before jumping to this one. The next guy that tries to play with you thinking you are a small girl eh, if you like him, holla at me. I have this stuff my grandma gave to me. It will work. |
veave: okay,Dressing expensively sometimes doesn't do the trick, instead it points you as one who is flirty. Sorry to say... To catch the eyes of them 30 years old dudes, you need to learn how to go to places where you find them. Have friends your mate that actually looks your age and stroll around with them. And uhm, learn to be on the quiet side. It makes you mysterious and guys likes getting to know them silent sisters. Now that you have announced it, I believe 190 will be on your case. Goodluck... Foxydramus |
Corky Joe: ...which coool??.. wait until u r 100 years old?Not really. |
Austeenx: [color=orange]Thanks a lot, man.[/color]You are welcome |
Austeenx: [color=orange]Emotional clinic? Ah! Interesting.Dear Austeenx, You are not the only one facing that trauma and I tell you, it is normal. Stop fighting yourself mentally. Get your vaseline, put on a p'o'rn and self-service away. It relieves stress man and is way easier than toasting all them girls. And remember, your hand doesn't slack, get tired or sees its period. Just don't get addicted and hate the real thing. Foxydramus |
Corky Joe: ...ok then...wots the quickest way to get punny on Nairaland without spendin 1 kobo?...those babes are Gold diggars!It is simple... Be cool ![]() |
Kingademos: there z dis babe dat I kinda love nd she told me she loves me too bt she can't date me. please m confusedDear Kingademos, Let her go. When a girl tells you she wants you as a friend, sees you as a brother and likes you a lot but cannot date you, it means she doesn't have anything for you. If you hang around, you are but wasting your time. Take the next available keke to the babe that has been staring at you for a long time. Foxydramus |
miss stella: you are among the nairaland guys dat kiss and tellThis is not a question so I aint saying anything. Stop coming to a conclusion because I write..... |
Corky Joe: ….bro no oofeincece but why are u answering my question wit a question? r u disable?? I am not disabled neither did I answer your question with a question. Thanks |
Kingademos: kip d ball rollingThanks... What's your question? |
Corky Joe: ...…which card?? ..bro these babes make u waster precious energy on toastin….but guess wot…ordinary punnny, they wunt release… Even to throw kiss..its wahala!!! I just told you all you need to know.... |
Come to my thread, an advice is waiting for you |
Corky Joe: ..Mr Doctor...our question is :.. why are Nairaland babes refusing to supply punny ....like helpin the brothers?..If you know how to play your card well, I tell you, you will get them in abundance. Now the problem with some Nairaland dudes is, they kiss and tell. I have seen cases where the moderators had to step in quickly in order for the matter to be curtailed. Another thing, them sisters like talented brothers and those that can make their day. Are you one of them? If you are, I speak into your life this day, punnnies shall find their ways into your life..... Halla amen!!! Foxydramus |
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yemi2plus: Dear Foxy, I have a problem that has been giving me sleepless nights for some months now.Dear Yemi, I am really impressed with the way you went ahead to prove your love for the girl (lady) by doing extraordinary things to achieve extraordinary results. I must say, more cash to your pockets. About the part of collecting your money, please, forget the money. You just created an impression in the lady's heart and it would be bad to dent your image. So many ladies here on Nairaland are in love with you and would want to be with you, why don't you give them a chance? Well, concerning her number, I would have love to give it to you but it would be against my code of conduct. I pray you find love again which you would treasure in years to come. Goodluck... Foxydramus |
immortalvoices: any question foxy dr?You can ask any question. Ranging from romantic, sadistic, epileptic and even spiritual matters. The truth will surely set you free Peace!! |
martha: I thought u were serious wif this thread? abeg give better advice and stop being humourous.... if u wanna go far wif ur counselling business, advice well... na wa for uIf you want a candid advise, then I will tell you the truth. Stop bugging the young man, he has moved ahead, you have to do same. Not everyone is deserving of our time, emotions and also tears. Push your past behind you and embrace the future. Jump into the arms of the next available man and I believe you have like 100000000 waiting for you to reply their proposal. Do it girl, some men are actually dickens.. Foxydramus |
vicadex07: Dr....please I only like f.uc.k.n olosho. the thought of having a girlfriend never crosses my mind. please is this normal??Fuking olosho is perfectly normal. We have some people that don't have the ability of being committed to a woman (me included), so they go for what can be easily obtained (me excluded). Now talking about the oloshos, you need to reduce your rate of going after them so you won't break up your home when the time comes for you to settle down and start a family. But for now.... Let the FUKKING continue!!! Foxydramus |
I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to theirs so they would be able to learn from the advice meted out to that person. All that has come to an end. Open up to me and you will be surprised how close you are to the answer. As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire. Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!! |
Witwicky: @ op do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others ?Everybody is valuable only to himself. But creating a special situation, I would want to tell you that some people are more valuable than others. You see the reaction of when motor jam woman and man at the same time and both of them come die? Which of the deaths go pain you pass? Na the woman own. Female species valuable gan... Dr. Foxydramus |
Dear Martha, Yours is a touching story. Sorry for the heartbreak. It is normal for feelings for one you loved to keep flooding back each time we think of that person. What do we do? Simple... Look for a young man, make him love you to the core and then break his heart. I tell you, the feeling of satisfaction is outta this world. You will then understand what it means to be stalked, begged and cried for. Good luck. Dr. Foxydramus |
I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to their. As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire. Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!! |
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