₦airaland Forum

Oliviaarims:
Being idealistic,I don't fink the medium by which u meet a person matters....as long as he turns out to be levelheaded and suits u..

kay29000:
If you think i am ugly, I don't know what we would say about you.

CountDracula:
Wait! Table what?? I don't knw wat u call a table knife, but wat I knw a table knife to be is dis very blunt small knife dat can't even cut thru a bread smoothly... Hws dat supposed to cut an ear?

kayo80:
Back in primary school, when I was just sitting at the back, minding my business (I was very shy back then), then my class teacher, who also doubled as my private teacher looked at me, and said 'Kai! Kayode, you look so handsome with this your new haircut.' And then, all the beautiful girls in my class looked in my direction. And they were like, 'hmm, this guy is really handsome o!' Yea, right, like we haven't been in the same class since primary 1. lol!

Goldenheart:
After checking out your profile picture ..... i fully understood why you created this thread...

FriedPlantain:
The title of your thread reads "How I lost sleep waiting for my NYSC call-up letter. " Didn't it occur to you that you need to follow up that title with an actual story about how you lost sleep yester night?

Atmmachine:
It's better you use am cook soup before he go die.

With 3 hundred naira you go buy another dog (Ekuke)

OmniSparrow:
Oh...I understand and sympathise with you and your doomed family. In your unique case, failure is not an orphan.

Umunede:
Exactly what happened to me some years ago when I was going for NYSC in Osun state. I am very happy today that I made that decision not to go back to my Parent........ ..
. .. .. ...... ...... Above all, be prayerful. Bros, you need God to help you.
Doing all these, barely 3 months after my service, I got the lucrative job I was looking for. Today when, I look back, I feel happy and fulfilled not to have gone back. If I had gone back, I will not struggle the way I did and they will be feeding me 3 times a day. Maybe, I wouldn't have been here.

mrfree:
I am Mr Free because I give out things for Free and do not go after free things.

Thanks for Understanding.

mrfree:
So when others are sleeping, I should be awake browsing just for free? Poverty is not my portion!!!

Tbillz:
Buyer: Gimme Gala,
Seller: How many?
Buyer: Jus 1, U geh chanzg?
Seller: how mush?
Buyer: 1k...bring gala n chanzg!!!

jimmyolasun:
*wipes ass on his head* his dp tells it better...

Ask4bigneyo:
Na you thief my dp cum post am for NL....
there is God oooo

HeWhoMusntBeNamed:
Shut up joor!!!! You made it seem as if you designed it, you just changing your words because you've been caught, people sha.

zopaks:
did you design this stuff?

simplisity:
R u d one dat made this?

Miscellaneous:
sharrap u didnt do dat……… I saw this pic long b4 you.

Yustash001:
This is what we call ''ekanna Abacha''(Abacha's fingernail)...some call it ''ekanna Gowon''(Gowon's fingernail)..