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justified19:
baba, I no get tym..

if den ban justifie.d10, justified 19, i go open justified11 till I reach justified,100.. na dem go tire..

wot about if den decide to put embargo on anytin lyk justified anywia dey see am nko?

Qutyjoice:
FRAIH Fraiher Fraherest

Frais FRAISER Fraiserest

Bro & Sist how are you both doing
How weekend for u na Syd

SC31 any gist today??

baby of d house hope u are doin gud, hw has been ur weekend? av missed u real bad, kid sis oya common coma sit down on my lap *she sat down, den lookin @ her eyes, touching her cheeks, dressin her hairs* ur husband dare not hav a bad thought, he is so much aware of how I use to pamper my sisters

IghravweIG:
U dey fear
Me I ready for them.
I wan b ex-convict, so that if I come back, I go fit rule the nation.

if dat b d case, i recommend kirikiri or kuje for u, na dia u go fit accomplish d mission shap shap no b nairaland prison

Fraih:
Cool.... Make sense.
You should know how to cook o, incase your madam isn't around, and who knows,she might like breakfast in bed

IghravweIG, we don go frontpage come Back na.

wetin b dis tin wey i dey see, hin madam ke? no tell me say hin too dey into sugar mama ooo

terrymason:
hmmm! Hmmm! Holy! Sister you will bring 20litres of undiluted olive oil! just see ur moniker BlizzyDoDo na frying things
Fraiser carry plate come mk u collect small dodo from blizzy!

wen I tell u say make u dey reduce dat headpan wey u dey carry u no go listen, dat tin too dey heavy, na hin dey affect u now, na hin no make u remember say blizzydoDo na my wife, na every morni she dey fry very hot dodo for me

spixytinxy:
owo e da

no dey ask me money again, u know say na d end of d month i dey pay for all my drinks

Brimmie:
Wetin Fraiser dey do?? Make dem no too stress you o!

Besides, I dnt sleep early. Can't remember the last time I went to bed before 12.

I no dey stress my sis o, i no dey allow her do home chores except make she sweep, cook, wash plate, wash dirty cloth, mop d floor na me dey do oda tinx

justified19:
una good morning for here o..

I no go mention name today cos I no wan make dem ban me again...but ow I go enta golden city wey I no go remember my beautiful fraih, or ma own spinxytinxy...

fraiser and Shammak na ma padi, and I go hail dem even if mod ban me again I go still shout out to my pressy(logodwhiz) and kbs468..


make I stop here so as not to frustrate d mod wey dey ban...but wait o, I Neva hail rukkyola na..it's been a while I heard from dat bae...blizzydodo, u must tell me d meaning of d dodo in ur name o..

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wetin really carry me com here b say, I need money and I wan play nairabet(no advise me cos I don make up ma mind..lol)I Neva play dat thing dis season, oya who get sure game...lol.

my personal person, double twuale to u ova dia, nobody fit ban u because u dey hail ur padis o, nd if den ban u dont worry, if den don release u just come me so dat i go help u beg

IghravweIG:
Lol. Sha no wahala.
we go balling today na!

no quams, I go don fit again bfor eveni, just holla me wen u re goin

BlizzydoDo:
jez make mi vex & dat efo yuu go chop am 2. Gud morning

bae hin no need to chop am o, d efo is for me nd me alone

wittyemi:
This guy self,you sure say you go fit wait till orientation camp day sef,dis wan wey u dey countdown repeatedly in a concurrent manner each day so...morning bro

baba no cast d guy o, na part of hin official duty for d city b dat

FolabiBret:
Madam, gimme two bo'ls of St.Bottles Gin. Mah share am wid my paddies dem. Cc: Jubreal, Kbs48, Sunnepa, Bobolil, Logodwhiz, Abbeyunique, Hawkvision, Fraiser, Dtobs, et al.
PS: nor dey reason say 2 bottles too small for us to share o. Each bo'l contains 98% +alc. o.

baba na hire killer u be o, 98% ke? infact only one botu don do all of us, we no need drink am, only d smell is enof to shack us

jubrealguy:
baba werey ni e.........lol

loll.... baba na u o

jubrealguy:
dat efo u give am chop...........na today e go vomit am

for wia? d efo wey don enter my blood, enter my bone marrow, wey don dey circulate for my body give me inspirixu join, na hinbi go com vomit? Ewoo orisa

jubrealguy:
lol......... Na ds kind thing we dey see u........... U juz dey get everybody reply for hand

lol... I no come know hw i go reply dis one nw o

jubrealguy:
i bn just dey folo u agree with ds ur sudden change like mumu and d truth b say i don make up my mind say i go still dey agree wit u but on one condition **abeg tell me say she neva cook efo riro for u**

Just trying to make sure everything is going fine

na dis efo riro wey u talk sef I take eat pounded yam yesterday, u need to taste d soup my guy, blizzydoDo sabi cook no b small, wetin sweet me pass na dat locust beans wey she put for d soup, infact u go take d aroma of d soup alone chop eba belle full

wittyemi:
Hmmmmm,smooth operator,i hail thee; I kukuma dey background dey peep...thanks all the same baba. I v got two bottles of kunu,wouldn't you rather join me.

oya giv me one botus of d kunu make i use am test am may b na aba made

eaglevision:
I too miss u sef,if na that time wey I still be gay,I for throw u kisses,but na hug u go just manage nw jare

kisses ke? mo dordge e

Abbeyunique2:
who else saw the news on front page about the ashawo increasing there price due to the dollar krinkum krakum

seriously, na e b say ur wife no get hope of seein d brake lyt of ur salary again b dat o

Abbeyunique2:
won tan e, oun tan candle. signify if u don't know the meaning

ore maje kaja o, i say make u leave my wife, se won bi sorin mo eja ni

BlizzydoDo:
madam, yuu sure say una de talk 4rm time 2 time?

i laff her, husband wey don go marry anoda wyf put for anoda city

BlizzydoDo:
ah bet yuu, yur plan will not wok

amen amen amen in jesus name

Abbeyunique2:
new leaf bah? some people will or can neva change. there is saying that "A man character is like a smoke, no matter what you used to cover it, it would still come out". (yoruba adage)

my friend pls no dey relate to my wife directly, u go first tell me anytin u won tell her, na me go help u tell her, I no dey take my wife do friendship o

Qutyjoice:
Slip of tongue.

better

IghravweIG:
Fraih, Qutyjoice, Frasier, Shammak.
How una dey.
I don show o.
Frasier how e dey b na.
Make we enta Spixitinxy Joint.
Abeg carry Shammak follow body o.

lol... baba I never recover from yesterday hangover o, canoe still dey resemble ship for my eyes o, abah u won kill me? dat spixytinxy don dey miss gegemu wit her drinks o

wittyemi:
My dear Fraih,thanks 4 d mention. I Hv kukuma been @ d centre of GC's Bermuda Triangle observing the trend and proceedings of affairs,as it transluburges into what I call a greater family; Not minding the rantings of one menniacally bewildered Hallelujah boy who claim to have acquired a merger sum of #1.2m..Nontheless,GC ain't moved, n i ll keep sipping on my cold Kunu with dried rat as I continue on my gymnosophy gyrations...A BEAUTIFUL EVENING TO EVERYONE WITH THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF BEING ALIVE TO LIFE...

gud eveni baba, u re welcom its been awhile hw was ur jorney

Oyehomz1:
In Law mi...wettn i go talk say du me wey i noo c u? A honourable person like u...Being the head of ur gr8 family, I'm nt expecting less...even though gone re d days wey person dey give person wife...but na ur ssta so who soever u desire u fit gv according to ur position. U no na small pikin dey worry me, shey no be u i suppose run come first meet say i won marry ur sister, as per say u will well opened and approachable man? Pardon me for ma uncalculated ignorance. Agba lo maa ri ara gba. Omode o lee me'koo je, k'oma ra l'owo..
I love ur sister soo much nd it will be a great privilege to have d sister of a reputable person like u as a wife... Pls endorse ds lovey union btw Qutyjoice nd Oyehomie.... You can count on d fact dat ur sista, my babe, Qutyjoice will be loved nd well cherished, i will respect her body, and soul...fraih is a loaded nd u on d oda hand, da'bomb...i will be faithful...U can't cut off frm ur ssta cos of meee....tnx for d anticipated 'go ahead'. Open ma Cap nd prostrate...

kai na which elderly man u go meet wey giv u dis kyn advice? now i can see u want to marry my sis, na because say u want enter back door com carry my sis bfor na hin make me lock d door, en en now i can open d door for u, but bfor i talk go buy prayer drink come so dat i can bless d union, oya dide gbera nle

eaglevision:
Don't even know where to start from,a lot of water don pass under the bridge,I don't wanna go on another epistle describing how much I've missed this GC,but I miss y'all to the bones,from my powerful ogas at the top LogoDwhiz,Bobolil,Kbs468,Amodu, to my stubborn brovas and 'tormentors' Shammak,abbeyunique and Fraiser then to my front running swithearts Fraih,Magymagz,Oluwafirefunmi,missprudence,Blizzydodo,Somebodysmrs,I got all ya mentions,may God bless y'all.

my padi of life, u re welcom , i missed u plenty

Qutyjoice:
My Aproko fwend bet why?

abeg help me ask her o, I dont know why she go dey pokenose into our family mata o

merikims:
gudevening my people.abeg anynews on Nysc matter n callup letter?where all those people wey get reliable sauce for different spot? cc fraiser,fraih,logodwhiz and everybody.

nysc neva give any news o, unless u want make i form news for u lyk d one we dey see here

spixytinxy:
ahn ahn, dat one no concern u, na me nd ur hubby no as we dey run our parole

you know da one bfor why u com dey involve my wife

drjoshua2000:
Please who is this guy? Is he the new president of yaba left?

lol..