₦airaland Forum

Kbs468:
OK oo but with the buynaijatosavethenaira campaign currently going on, I would advise you changed Fraiser to something Nigerian because it looked and sounded Non-African since Our Golden City would soon vacate to Nigeria for humanitarian service.

It's a pleasure knowing about that seriously.

dat fraiser na my village dialet name o, e no even sound any non african unless u no know my village

BlizzydoDo:
ha! yuu don start ahbi
we no settle based on say I go understand ooo, yuu agree say yuu go stop

hmmm my babe just b calm ok? u dont av anytin to fear about, wot i mean is dat i bliv u will understand dat am urs nd urs alone

Kbs468:
Egbon you no go teach me for free? Abi fraiser wey wan teach Missprudence Yoruba no be Man like you? In the spirit of Golden City

u com resemble woman abi? make i no talk sef

spixytinxy:
chai paraga in action, fraiser tk am easy wit dis kaikai oooo

lol... no b my fault o, na dis cold make me dey drink am

Kbs468:
Chai! 90% of CMs na teaching oo, so you better start learning how to talk and explain in moderate details wey school shildren go dey understand oo.

By the way, I have paid to be taught how to talk and very soon I would start earning real good from talking.

In case you no know, I'm a Nation Builder ooo

my friend dis one no b talkin o, na typing den dey called dis one, to talk nd to type no b d same tin o

SC31:
Yayyy rukkyola is back,mo to miss e gan

Fraiser why have you suddenly become a woman wrapper,you weren't like this before I took my trip
Blizzydodo I agree with you,lets (females) stick together cause I Dont gerrit with all this guys again,even the pressy's(logodwhiz) own shocked me

Armynu welcome back

hmmm pls dont let blizzydoDo see dis, we just settle some domestic problems because of all dis woman issue, Its not my fault, its my official duty in d city dat got me popular wit women bur i tink she now understand btw u re welcom back, na me miss u here pass, i miss u pass ur husband self

Shammak:
Wetin apen? U no fit cook
I think say u be great grand pa for den cooks wey dey here ni coz that ur monicker

Change am to store or toilet abeg

lol... or better still pantry

Fraih:

What more can I say?
Kabir, I salute this gift of yours - Never stranded with words

so kbs468 name na kabiru waooo, I neva know his my pet name sake, datz awsome

terrymason:
am here oh! Na only u dey remember me 4 GC! If I start proposing now, guys would be angry! Thank you miss fraih......

terrymason u be my G bur no try am o, she is a married woman already, make u no com cause d kyn kasala wey happen here somtyms ago o. even if my inlaw shammak no dey around now I go watch hin back for am because hin dey watch my own too

id4sho:
I graduated with 2-2, and its not showing on my green card.
Should i go ahead to print it.
Batch A16. pls i need help

me self no see my class on top my green card bur i dont tink dat will b problem eventually

eaglevision:
Ohhh! I didn't even see that mention in d 1st place,wen DG no wan go jail y u no go see ur CUN,u of all fefo,having a cool day, wha bout u dear? I miss u kinkini

DG won go jail abi, no wahala u don serve

terrymason:
guy nor be only you oh! Heat wear me Polo and small cap! I dey use person wedding card dey fan my head!

shey no b me nd blizzydoDo wedding card u dey use sha? no try am o btw hw are u doin, its been awhile here, hope uvre gud bro

eaglevision:
Fake prohet wey dae deceive una,sebi na u dae in charge of those my village people wey dae pursue me,holy ghost fire go soon romance all of una

Me nd my inlaw won help u now u dey do shakara, na wen village rat chop ur name for nysc portal u go come dey beg us up nd down

hardie14:
beta talk wetin you hear oo

i no fit talk am for public o, na within us d tin dey o, u know if u ar not a futarian u shud not know wetin dey go on for futa, i go talk am into ur ears

kitchen:
pls, Must d CUN OR CUL b printed coloured or white n black

It must b printed in rainbow colour

Shammak:
Leave them... God is involved


cc kbs468

naso my inlaw

DTOBS:
Good evening all in this city. How has been our week?
I missed you guys like kilode.



boo,Airstarkane the twins needs ur attention! Iyawo rere lodede oko re.

Kbs468, I just pray that you won't implicate me more than this! How have you been?

LogoDwhiz, Boss hw re u doing? Thank you for holding the house.

Spixytnxy, You didnt ask about me,make me sef just waka pass! BTW awon ibeji nko

shammak, you re the bomb always laughing at your posts..

Missoyin, omo to sure ju, I dey gbadun bi oyinbo se n gbadun cigar

Fraiser and Fraih, You guys rock.

To everybody that fail to see ya name for hia,no problem. as long as ur name dey NYSC portal and heavens portal u have nothing to worry about.

Make I quickly go back to farm! #WakaWakaBuhari has sent people back to farm,now competition is high with us onile.

See you guys later.

baba ur head dey dia o, I doff my cap

merikims:
kk

alryt dear

Kbs468:

But let me gist you about how laws operate as the Attorney General,

Now, I didn't say that EMPHATICALLY NOR EXPLICITLY, instead I said I GUESS,
which means it's not necessarily correct just like you've pointed out now that is still within the ambit of the laws

I copy dat den

hardie14:
na urp oo my sis you nko

eyin omo futa, mo gbo information pe.....

Fraih:
Greatest Futarian, dunno say you be my sister from the same School o which dept did you finish from?

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Shammak Darling, I see You
Kbs468, I really dunno what to say, you have been cracking my ribs here with your mentions
Fraiser, I just have to accept you and your decision again. I hope evrything turns out well. BlizzydoDo, I can officially call you my sister-in-law now
IghravweIG, whats good with you?

tanks sis for acceptin my decision widout mindin all my troubles in d city, blood is indeed ticker dan water

yeh!!! I never know golden city na city of economist o, see how my pple dey analyse economy d way bricklayer dey analyse sand nd cement. I tink i will hav to mention buhari in some of dis coments may b hin fit com choose cordinating minister of economy from golden city. Tuale for una o

BlizzydoDo:
glad 2 b a part of d family

tanks babe

BlizzydoDo:
tanx 4 yur cooperation

u are welcom

BlizzydoDo:
cnt stop lafin buh diz yur means of transportation 2 diz city no be here o hon

all because of u bae, i must find a means to get here, even if na to go hire rocket

missprudence:
I'm pretty sure he was joking.. I didn't bring up children in that manner... oya Sunnepa17 come here now n apologize... this is not how I raised u

hmmm *mouth sealed* gud afternoon dear, let me know wen u will b ready for d yoruba class, my brain don dey shak wit buk now

Shammak:

I didn't submit any application to UN-EASE company na

d minister just decided to tarnish our image, dat must b anoda conspiracy theory some where

Kbs468:
Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

yeh!!! honorable minister u just tarnish my image dia, jab wit kollenzy ke, for wia, no b me o. I no jab anyone o, kindly do proper amendment

eaglevision:
This ma sweedie,just like to dae laugh sha,na wia dem do the jazz for u b dt abi,say anytime u smile and laugh like dis,my memory musto wipe off.chai.

permanently

eaglevision:
Keep trying!Let me tell you something... Those successful people you see, have tried more times than you've failed Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm! Keep kicking on! Never ever give up and the sky will be a starting point.Good morning to y'all wonderful citishin of the GC,hope y'all slept soundly,na so I dream see NYSC DG dae pursue me for dream o,abeg who fit interprete dis kind dream for me biko,if na bad in make I start my prayer and fasting kiamosa. *sips emu oguro*

hmmm dat nysc DG wey dey pursue u for dream na serious matter o, my guy u need to consult prophet shammak immidiately for prayer because na ur data for nysc database village pple won pursue comot o

Xhiss:
So no news today...wey all those ppl wey dey say 'my uncle said, my friend said', i nid to hia sumfn abt nysc. 40dys no b beans.

dont worry, I go call my grandfather wey dey work for nysc today nd give u d feed back in eveni, watch out

merikims:
this one wey u dey mention me so fraiser na me u wan take replace ur first wife?

lol... make i comment my reserve for now