₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
I tink its portal.nysc.gov.ng bur i guessed ur question must hav been answered

ohh!! Sorry I mean portal.nysc.org.ng

Abbeyunique2:
Guy, wetin nah. are u still nursing that old wound (that beckytee didn't gree for ur proposal).
i won't tell your bae blizzydodo to warn u for now but this is the last warning

lol... U wont tell my bae after u don mention her monicker already u bad oo... I neva send any proposal to beckytee o, u know if don do dat ur relationship wey dey float on water suppose don sink bur I no fit do dat kyn tin to u as per say u b my personal person, u sabi flex wella, I just want take her experiment caring for u ni

merikims:
lol.na sms

alryt e make sense lyk dat as u don decide to make am sms so dat u go fit pour ur heart giv me nd tell me all dose swit words u fit dey shy to tell me on call. *Oops!! Hope she is not seein dis sha*

Abbeyunique2:
My wife beckytee no gree let me commot house. she said my drinking on sunday is getting to her nerves.

*whispering* but i fit sneak come downtown bar for 3 green bottles.

no tell me say ur wife don take ur head do exchange for slippers o abi how woman go dey control u. U better com block us now, guys don dey wait u, bae sef full ground

eaglevision:
That's defo wha u shld b doin,nd leave me and my Magymagz alone biko,tnx for ur cooperation mr gbeborun.

eaglevision:
That's defo wha u shld b doin,nd leave me and my Magymagz alone biko,tnx for ur cooperation mr gbeborun.

lol... because of ur mata I dey ready to gbegele sef, u neva know anytin abi I don leave u alone ni

eaglevision:
That's defo wha u shld b doin,nd leave me and my Magymagz alone biko,tnx for ur cooperation mr gbeborun.

lol... because of ur mata I dey ready to gbegele sef, u neva know anytin abi I don leave u alone ni

eaglevision:
I saw u there,olori nla somebody

lol... Na wia u saw me o... because i neva comot my house since morni

jubrealguy:
Happy Sunday to y'all

baba hw far na, longest tym, u too go sabbatical?

Kbs468:
Thank you and I wish and pray same for Chelsea tomorrow too.

ohh!! So chelsea get match, ogogoro go plenty for field b dat o, make I call my guy abbeyunique2 we need to b dia

merikims:
thank God...I wan go buy needle take join am bfor sew my church cloth for tomorrow as e don tear for armpit.lol

lol... tank God say na ampit d cloth tear o, no b dat syd

IghravweIG:
Lol.
How ur bae, My very good friend, Fraih.
I never see her today o.
I just like her for her personality.

hmm na everybody likes my sis personalty, all tanks to our mama, dat woman sabi train children no b small

stlaibrowne:
Hi,

hello

merikims:
mhen heat don almost kill me ooo.

heat won kill u ke? Where? Wen? Why? How? E no possible wen i still dey dis city, how heat go kill u wen AC dey waste for my hurt for here, u can com asap to enjoin d cool breeze wit me or better still make I order for brand new AC for u I wil tell a technician to com nd fix it asap

eaglevision:
U are happy for us ma dear,kip falling in love wif buhari's son in ur dream as long as I have u in real life

lol... Nice one bur d truth is dat her body is wit u while her heart is wit somone else, heart is much more important dan body u know because one day d body will definitely take to d decision of d heart.
Cc
bolagabriella

Kbs468:


But if I no talk, e go b like say I dey guilty of the warning which is a good Moral and conscience reminder to every Citizen of Golden City.

5 wives wey you hear people dey talk not is true oo. See breakdown below

1st wife-Pweedyuz have been divorced already but people accused me of Not offering her a fair hearing. But I had no choice because like u observed, u said u didn't even know her.

2nd wife-Dhupsy, Not officially divorced but same trouble of giving preference to Job over home.

3rd wife-Spixytinxy, No need for any introduction

4th wife-Olasum, A legal wife asking when she become a forth wife? Is that not automatic self divorce needing legal evidence?

5th wife-Mschubby, Became very loyal, loving and caring but succeeded in caging me from dating Fraih and Rukkyola let alone marrying them in a joint effort with her orogun-Spixytinxy after I decided to opt out of the failing relationships and now,

Even you, when last did you see us together

So, b d judge, are relationships meant to be just verbal pronouncement without commitment? Again, I ask u, how many are my wives in all fairness?

d only woman i recognise as ur wife here is spixytinxy may d odas re not living in ur home or dey neva luv u lyk spixytinxy because dey re not used to followin u to social occasions wen u re invited

ottalo:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”


The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

lol... Dat farmer dey on point, tru talk tru talk

hardie14:
sisterhood of lyf

sisterhood ke? No bring da one com dis city o

poshboots:
Hello Guys,

Please I want to know if its still possible to register for the NYSC 2016 batch A now and How i can register. I have tried to register online using the link on the www.nysc.gov.ng website but the link provided on the page does not work so i dont know if there is another link i can use or how i can go about it because i am not in naija now.

Thank you

I tink its portal.nysc.gov.ng bur i guessed ur question must hav been answered

JaneJoanJohn:
Congratulations to my bby,BoboLil......if it's still in order o and to other great Lions and Lionesses...Thumbs up!!!
It's not easy.

your face don turn gold for golden city... Very scarce... Hw re u doin

CROBBOY:
I do not understand what is actually a problem here unless you are uncomfortable with the number itself.

Provided it was sent to you by NYSC (if you paid the 3K) and it matches what is on your Dashboard, then your problem is as good as Dangote's financial problems

dat one too dey

DTOBS:
Of the greatest gbagba
of the greatest gbogbo....

make una dey bobo una sef, na person wey neva go anoda person papa farm bfor go talk say no farm big reach hin own papa farm

hardie14:
kbs468
kbs468
kbs468
how may times i call you
be seriously and serially warned.
stick to your wives only and stop fornicating around...
latahkiroh bu zina(read in arabic)
BE WARNED.

y u won dey put sand for pple garri for dis city na, if hin lyk make hin marry 10 wifes so far luv don dey btw dem no wahala besides dont know d ability nd managerial skills of a man is a function of his ability to manage many women widout itch bur pls dont let my wife see dis o

Kbs468:
Haaaaa! You want us to start another fight Abi? Welcome though as you kept me in limbo ever since.

*whispering* Hardie14, I know you said don't share hubby but when Baba God pick someone's call, it is usually the unthinkable that follows oo. I mean Olajumoke the Bread seller turn model is a classic example of such call,

So your thinking about 5 and wanting to b 1 only might not be the above response oo. But like the Jagaban used to tell Osinbanjo that if doesn't make trouble, how would lawyers eat?

In that regard, I also want to activate the divorce clause and I am already preparing the list now. While you ponder over it, don't allow Spixytinxy hear about this oo since you have assured her of being a safe hand*

dat divorce clause is a welcome development because some of ur wifes have been d crush of some pple here for a very longtym

Abbeyunique2:
but u sabi do deliverance for a married man(amodu) in the midnight abi?

as how? I b small pikin I no dey understand dat kyn parable, abeg shed more lighht
cc
hardie14

Aleora:
tanku tanku,I dey oo enjoy ursef,if u wake,abeg add sapele water

babe na so o, I enjoy mysef no b small, infact I just dey wake up now, bur wetin com surprise b say na u I first see as i dey wake up, I hope say e go lyk dat tomoro too

Kbs468:
Haa! Case never close oo because how can Humans b 2 and 1/2 ?

As the Attorney General, I can't b a judge in my own Case. Again, Lawyers and Judges are on strike as The Hon Minister of Justice-Morenii has not resume work because she has not been confirmed yet with her nomination pending.

OK I know what to do.

Straight I go to meet Awaiting Minister Fraiser and his Twinnie-Fraih who ironically was the one I said I would be accessing through you should her hubby-shammak *hope no one is listening* block our means of communication.

pls I cant understand u, na which of my sis u dey talk, u mean my sis wey mama never born because i no say no b fraih u dey talk. after i don return ur yam to u, u still won dey take back door enter our house again. u better dey ur lane because i no dey use my sis make money again, i don repent

Beckytee:
lols! but seriously I knw like how u dey follow my sweet love yarn oooo..... which one na. if e like make him turn me to safety road na him own me.

ohh!!! see u, na u i pity pass, u better send am to me make hin com learn bfor hin turn u to lastma or better still make hin allow u make u com stay my house for a few weeks make i take u teach am how person dey care for woman because i no fit just open my eyes make u dey wrong hand.

merikims:
abeg I see thread close now now.wetin una don do again?
cc shammak,logodwhiz,fraiser.

thread close ke? e no possible, we gada get dis city nobody fit close am btw as u don dey dial my number since #ur dp# my phone neva ring na, I don dey wait ur call since make dat ur angelic voice grace my ear abi na sms u won send giv me?

Shammak:
U wey turn ursef into Judge... Ur gaying no be sin? Shebi na bread that one fit bake... The one wey dey dey come go bake stone, e go melt metal sef

inlaw dont mind him jare, hin dey inside sin nd hin still want make grace dey abound

LOola12:
Lmao!

abi na, a gud prayer to a dear friend

hardie14:
reeeaaaallllllyyyyy maybe i go reason d kaduna oooo
but na lag i want joor.

me sef na lag i wont but d wey tinx dey go nw, I tink I shud b considering anoda lag in d north ( kaduna) as an alternative shud i miss lagos

eaglevision:
This heat is too much,make God no just vex for the sins wey people like shammak nd fraiser dae commit and consider righteous men like us,d heat oozing outta ma body fit bake bread

lol... na which person dey sin btw me wey my body cool lyk say i dey inside AC nd u wey ur body hot lyk say u dey hell fire. u better go repent may b God go help u lower d temp of ur body small