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justified10:
bros...lol. u no go finish me with lafta.. village ke

naso o, she go fix date of our traditional weddin, we were suppose to go 2geda if not for my official duty, I just pray make dem fix d wedding quickly make d 1000 kegs of palmwine wey i don buy no expire

Rukkyola:
i wanted 2 continue my vexation wit u 4 ur broadcastation abou my family mata wey i no send u.But sometin com dey swit me 4 belle wen u said dah it was my love dah found d name 'GOLDEN CITY'.I Can't fit stop bein hapi because i have been admiring d name 'GOLDEN CITY' 4 so long.My Sent4rina u ar indeed intelligent and am so hapi da our children 2 wil b.I just hope say dem no go cari my brain.Oya chop kiss

hope say u did genetics sha, dont forget the law of segregation nd d law of independent assortment o, d child fit no even cari any of una brain, make e go cari d brain of one of dos olodo for family

Rukkyola:
Broda Fraiser shey e wa okay sir? E b lyk sey ur bdy don dey hot.Com close lemme feel ur temperature.Na which person name u wan cari go dchiefpriest? I love my sis gan and i no dey use her play.so bera stop it if na joke.

lol.. Na at ur own advantage o, i won try make u get permanent visa for here ni o, I no lyk as u dey renew ur visa all the time

Fraih:
Prophet Shammak is away... on the mountain attending to some very important matters, he sends his warm greetings to evryone in the house.
He'll soon be with us here.

sup twinnie tell your husband his attention is urgently needed in the city, they are trying to sideline us in d national assembly

Rukkyola:
bera dont dull ursef.by d tym e c say u wan boro husband nobodi go tel am b4 e get ur tym.so go boro husband

if she won borrow husband I dey available for rentage o as my lovely wife blizzydoDo never return from village

amodu:
I guess you're aware of the new twist in your nomination

have forwarded my petition to d president already

Beckytee:
Hmmm! my boo say make I no mention him name ooo.... tanx for ur advice

hmmm I for give u advise now but e no gud to dey poke nose for woman matter

SC31:
To me I'll pick delta

alryt dear, I will do just dat

LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT
Mr President sir, I wish to call your attention to the recent press release from the senate signed by distinguished senator amodu which shows that my name and the name of my inlaw sharmack has been ambigously removed at the eleventh hour from the list of designated ministers to be screen on the floor of the national assembly tomorrow the 5th of february 2015. This development has indeed generated series of controversy among our constituents and the citizens of this city in general. With all due respect sir, I wish to advise you to utilise every modalities within your capacity as the grand commander of this city to ensure that the senate stand down on the schelduled screening pending the time our petition will be looked into in order to forestall any break down of law and order by our teaming supporter. I sincerely anticipate your prompt consideration of this petition sir.
Yours faithfully
Faiser
cc
greatestman
kuchikau
amodu.
IgrawvG
kbs468

IghravweIG:
Well delta state is not bad(I live here)
Majority of the the places here are towns and can serve as nice ppa for CMs.
Places like Ughelli, Sapele, Warri, Eku, Agbarho, Asaba, Kwale, etc.
Now I live in Ughelli and i can authoritatively tell u that as a CMs. U wud enjoy the electricity here.
Also accomodation is ok and there are cool places to hangout.
As for those who wud love to serve in the oil city of Warri. Well life in Warri is more expensive than the others. Also Warri has the largest concertration of industries in the whole of delta state.
And if u love shopping then u can visit shoprite in effrun. Other nice places in Warri are:Jakpa, Ekpan, airport road, Refinery road, Bendel estate(for the ajebutters), etc.
I hope this can help a bit.

Between Delta state and Rivers state, which one would you suggest?

Kbs468:
Yes perfect reasoning and #100 is safe 4 street begger but one could just save oneself the stress of looking for an unknown begger and just treat the cafe people as one.

But overall, the finger print scanner is the most critical as Fireandice is a living victim from B15 even as she resumed Camp already but unfortunately, she had to be withdrawn because of finger prints pass failure when her PHOTOGRAGH clearly identified her as true and genuine.

Though I hate to make reference to her, but, pls Fireandice, I beg of you and as always, I do not intend to remind you of old and Unfortunate memories as you have gone past that already but just to draw our attention to the critical nature of the so called scanner and nothing more

well said bro

Rukkyola:
@sent4rina hw ar u doin?just wanna say hi. sleepin pills no gri wrk 4 my sis as she no gri chop 4 house 2day
@fraiser as dey no take wait 4 u na im dem no take wait 4 me o.I just c sey page don fly.
@justified10 i kukuma dey folo u observe meanwyl i hea say ur wyf dey exile so no hope 4 u o na 2 go meet 4 d exile remain.
@LogoDWhiz,pls trust me,afterall shey u remember u recommended my sent4rina 4 me b4 i finally decided 2 mari him & i love him so much so i can't fit cheat on him.Deariz no way i go boro husband.Doz ones just dey lie 4 u ni.
@kbs468, i don't knw d reason behind 468,me i recommend 247 4 u.Also i don't remember tellin u 2 broadcast 2 d world dah me & my sent4rina neva ready 2 get belle.U sure ar doin ar doin ur job.
@jayloms,don't 4get smokers are liable 2 die young.Na dat Mamachi fit u wella.
@SC31,congrats on findin ur missin husband
@habib55,e beta make u go swallow poison nw because dea is no need 4 u 2 wait til u reach borno b4 ur death sentence
@alhasannu welcome bak,wea went u?
@Armynu i neva stil c dchiefpriest wey u talk about o.I nid his service ncase u c am.
@evribdy i no knw weda na only osun and oyo dey this NIGERIA wey una no c anoda tin talk abou.
@mysef,it's bera i go now b4 my sis catch me.
Off i go.

I tire o, e b lyk say we go dey declear total nd indefinite strike now if we won travel out of d city, may be u go give me d name of ur sis so dat I go give dchiefpriest so dat e go fit do wetin go make her come chop for house.

ayosco2008:
Yea I used my phone to snaped then crop to the required size during b15 reg.

yea, gud one bro

katerine7:
u guys just helped me arrive at a conclusion. ...lagos (cancelled)....osun (here I come)
just can't wait to get out of lagos

may be we should go to jigawa together then

Fraih:
Hello guys, I see we are having a good day reading about Osun and Oyo state. Well, I havent lived in any of those places and its not my State of choice, so I don't have much to say abou that.

My question is about the white background passport photograph to be used during registration, I guess its going to be scanned, if it is, can I use a simliar passport that I have? Soft copy, its in JPEG format.
Fraiser, you remember the kind we used for Graduands passport update in FUTA.

yea datz true, I dont think it's necessary to scan d passport, I tink we should be able to upload soft copy of our passport as well provided it meet d necessary specification provided by nysc.
Cc
LogoDwhiz
kbs468

shubs:
Afternoon to the wonderful ppl of this Golden City

you are welcom hw has been ur day

bhankyskillz:
i lived in Osun for good 8 years and surveyed the clime. so i know what am talking about. There's nothing developing there. Worker's are suffering. I met corpers who just couldn't wait to end their stay all because they made zero progress. My landlord had to reduce house rent just so some tenants could pay. Osun is more of a village than oyo. Oyo is ten times bigger than osun with better economic opportunities and more industry's to support. But then again every state has its villages and remote areas. But the best of ibadan is ten times better than the best of osogbo there's no argument there. I

I tink I agree wit u base on d experience of my guy who served in osun

Kbs468:
Good Thursday Morning greetings to you. Hope you had a memorable and splendid night rest

definitely bro, hw has been ya day

amodu:
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT

TO

HONOURABLE MINISTERIAL NOMINEES

NOTIFICATION OF SCREENING

I am directed to notify and inform you all of your screening as a minister nominee. In conformity with the norm and law of the land, it is pertinent you undergo this screening so as to earn you a confirmation as a substantive minister of this great republic.

In consonance with the announcement made by the Deputy Senate President that screening will commence 48 hours after the resumption of plenary, I hereby bring to your notice that Friday 5th of February, 2016 is the set date for the screening.

The following nominees are hereby notified to appear at the floor of the Senate at the appropriated time to them:

Fraiser - Nominee, Minister of Sports and Youth Development - 10:30am

Shammak - Nominee, Minister of Jokes and Laughter - 12:00pm.

Dominion92 - Nominee, Minister of Trade and Investment - 1:30pm

MissOyin - Nominee, Minister of Special Duties and Pro Non African Relation - 3:00pm.

Moyenii - Nominee, Minister of Justice - 4:30pm

Seyibaale - Nominee, Minister of ICT - 5:30pm

Acquaint yourself with the format of the screening which will be in this form:

1. Each nominee will be screened at the affixed time above.

2. You will be notified two (2) hours before your appearance at the red chamber.

3. You should appear before the senate at exact time assigned to you and mention all the senators. Failure to do that is tantamount to being screened out.

4. You will furnish the Senate with your educational
background(with qualification as the case maybe).

5. Your manifesto delivered succinctly.

6. Stating of your past and present achievements.

7. Atleast 5 template of what you will do for the betterment of this Republic.

8. And must be ready to attend to all questions
presented by the senate.

Thanking you in anticipation for your cooperation.

Signed:
Distinguish Senator Amodu for the Deputy Senate President; Kuchikau.

cc:
Greatestman - Senate President
Kuchikau - Deputy Senate President
IghravwelG - Distinguish Senator

copy that sir. But with most due respect sir I would love to the third or fourth nominee sir. I would greatly appreciate a rearrangement sir

Chai..nawa o, una no even wait for me make i come una just dey open pages dey go, wia do i start from now

Cindy222:
My night was blessed and yours?

mine was awsome

Cindy222:
Good morning darls and darlings, wives and husbands plus political holders and citizens....

morni dear, hw was ur nyt

To all d ladies nd gents dat hav made dis city funfiled 2nyt rukkyola, justified10, sen4rina my friend, SC31, shubs, spinxytinxy, d pressy himself, amodu, crobboy, kbs468, abbeyunique2 nd other monikers too important to mention because of my very big memory I say gudnt. Best wishes to my twin sis fraih nd my own dearest angel blizzydoDo though unavoidably absent because of our marraige preparations. You guys have put smile on my face countless no of times while reading tru ur messages. Their is no doubt u are d best companions in time of loneliness. Love u all... Gudnyt

justified10:
gud nyt dear...


but wait o, everybody don marry for dis city o. y only me com single na?

na exile ur wife dey o

Sent4rina:
pls make sure u arrange 1 correct wheelchair if u dey go dey hotel o, u fit need am after she don come see u finish.

Wetin i dey talk sef... She no fit come meet u sef in d 1st place.

lol.... I no fit just stop laffin o, i trust u my gud friend, i know u wudnt comit crime because of woman

Fraih:
Fraih is in bae's arms.... I've missed bae so much.
Good night Rukkyola, sent4rina cant fit vex for you na even if you borrow plenty husband, he still wont.

Good Night everyone, my Fraiser, SC31, Justified10
Tmrw is another day.

gud nyt dear hav d cutest of all sleep :*

Rukkyola:
wetin cary hotel com dis mata nw.If my husband catch me nko?

no worry ur husband no go know, sebi na my friend, even if he won know sef d babalawo go help us find won work for hin hand wey hin go dey do

Kbs468:
Dem no know naa. make dem ask Spixytinxy and Mschubby why dey still endure to stick with me during our trying time. Na because dem no wan miss out na

den no fit just afford to leave dat dia big load, den won stay wit am

Rukkyola:
Ah! Fraiser even u dah i trusted so much.y ar u falling ma hands nw.pls save my marriage.U know i love my husband so much

hope u are ready to do as i say, if u ar ready i go save ur marraige

Sent4rina:
Abeg if na joke, oya stop it b4 i vex 4 u o. Help me ke! Wetin i go dey do wey u go dey help me 4 my wife.

Wait o... Abi ogogoro don dey wori dis my friend ni(i jux dey think ni o, base on wetin u dey talk 4 mouth).

no ooo no b lyk dat... U be my very close friend, i no fit open my eyes down make ur wife dey waste na abi wot re friends for

justified10:
dat is d summary of all d grammar wey we dey talk...

lol

Sent4rina:
I go meet u 4 bed. Oya go position 4 sef 4 me i dey come, dis nyt go dey sweet die.

my gud friend i no go mind to come peep o, more over division of labour is allowed o