₦airaland Forum

Alhassanu:
Making sef na compulsory for this period na... Else person fit lose head.
How u been dae

lol... Na true o... I just dey lyk dele giwa ni o, hope drink don reach ur syd sha?

Sent4rina:
*grabed d mic*

Hello ladies and gentlemen... I am very grateful for...

*phone ringing*

excuse me please i will be right back...

*drag him outside nd whisper to his ears* my friend wia u dey since na, party don start since u just dey com.. Den alaafa don dey angry o because den don dey wait u for d names since infact d oda two co-fadas stainlink nd eddykisses1 don contribute dia name o, oya sha shapally go write ur own com...

Oya every body calm down,,, dj je ko wa le... My own personal sugar mummy potatoe madam spixytinxy iyalaje ti wole wa... Eyin eruku e kuro lona, make she dey enter lyk dat... Where dem my sure bois jubrealguy, abbeyunique2, ABB1, adusco I dey see u, sirguy542, aghans, Smartins1, wittyemi wia u dey, terrymason I dey see u oya make una com dis syd party won dey hot now, iyalaje don pack botus enter for bois, gbogbo aye fe ma sele... Rukkyola wetin happen na, na rice nd beef u talk sey u go cuk for dis party na... Na beans I dey see wey dem dey serve lyk dis... DJ je ko wale si... Abeg wey d pikin fada make hin go bring name com give dem alaafa na... Sent4rina, stainlink, eddikisses1 oya make una come contribute una name o... Den alaafa don dey dey para o.... Omo mehn see d way everybody just dey flex dey enjoy, make una dey enjoy dey go, d namin na community effort of three fadas so enof beans full ground everywhere... Oya next tin on d program now na to com annoint d triplet head wit paraga nd regal drygin.... After dat we go announce dia name... Dj o ya gbe soke... Give me shoki by lil kesh... Awon omo ibeta yi gbodo ja...

ABB1:
Te soju e jo eyan mi... I like this your baba riga o,

yea padimi mo ti n te soju e lowo lowo, to ba te eti sele wa gbo bo se n dun... Oya je ko ma lo be...

Yea yea entry into d party in my blue babaringa nd my bata sanda... I can see everywhere bubblin already... Guest re well seated in various attire, wao I can see all men came wit dia handbag... Dj doin wonderful job dia... Dj qutyjoice I dey feel u... D kyn music wey dj dey play I doubt if na namin we dey... Waa fe ku laleyi by reminsce ni mo n gbo yi menh... MC iambibi I see u babe... Nice intro dia... Now I can see d better up dia in dia basket doin fyn bur wait o den no dey shake body since o, hope no b tedder bear rukkyola nd her husband package for dia sha... Dj quty oya bring it down... Den d alaafa don dey enter den no dey dis kyn music wey u dey play... Special recognition goes to d pressy nd d first lady... Oya make una com to d hightable, our able minister Kbs468 u r welcom.. Crobboy nd his wife I see u... Wait o why all d women for here com bring nylon bag na, I never sabi una vision o... Yea my nigga jubrealguy nd abbeyunique2 wetin dey happen, na 10th coke wey una go dey drink b dis.. Abeg make una allow oda guest see coke drink o... My beautyful darlin blizzydoDo nd my angel marvluv i luv d way u are both chattin nd laffin wit each oda... DJ cute oya loud it, continue d reminisce... *Alabirin emi ati re soro ife ode n se fala folo... wafe ku laleyi, ma te soju e lalleyi....*

Abbeyunique2:
#2222

lols. meself was amazed at the crowd. we sha go branch rukkyola's naming ceremony

I dey tell u... As for rukky namin no worry we go enter dia... Na me nd iambibi b d mc

Abbeyunique2:
Dia is no way u can get ur call up latter from
school if u paud online. I ve confirmed dat from
a friend dat works wit nysc.






How true is the above statement? Kbs468, LogoDWhiz, Crobboy, fraiser and Co

I cant really give a definite anwser but I doubt it... D cul sent to sku shu b general

jubrealguy:
see MEN dey go enugu, i Bleep up

lol... Na dia sure pass oooo

fairlyusedpant:
enugu abi bauchi state? You no want the 10,000 again per month?

bauchi ke? My teacher no dey mention bauchi o wen hin teach me state nd capital for sku, na why I no remember pick am b dat...

BlizzydoDo:
yuu welcome, anytin 4 yuu

na my orente b dat... If I stop to dey love u en make nysc postpone camp till june...

Oyehomie:
Lol...inlaw inlaw....hw vaa nah....hw degodego nah? Askd of u today frm madam....i tot u will b at the parlou with d creams of d city u kno...bt u madam talk say e tu early......bt me i kno say u go don commont, cos u no dey tu tey for B parlour in dat kinda tym....ma binu jawe t'ws an error......lol


Hope d tax money dey tight o....cos we c say immigrants plenty ds morning....
Eku work

lol... Inlaw inlaw u dey take style style call ur inlaw olotin b dat o, o ti gbagbe wipe oro lanan... Ok no wahala... Inlaw money don enter today o... See my pocket don fat die... Infact block me for town dis eveni... Mo fe saye fun e

DTOBS:
Fraiser oya come and do your work ooooo

baba I don go close border already

eaglevision:
Goood news evrywhere,nothing wey get beginning wey no go get end,naso life be.see how city full like say we dae share money,we gats evict all y'all runaway members or u guys get some fine,i no fit see road sef,who b this wey dae shake something for my front,comot make i pass jare.
my vision is getting blurred o but i sight padi mi fraiser,fake marketer sc31,merikims my sugar mamma
logodwhiz baba,abbeyunique2 eyan mi,johndanny my bro,i see u smileeey sweets

eagle padimi ki lo n worsorpin, hw ur dey na... Me just comot traffic enter d city since ni o

Alhassanu:
Good afternoon good people of God.

It's been a long while. Sure I've missed a lot.
Respect to everyone here, those I've known and the new people.
More importantly,
Kbs468
BlizzydoDo
Logodwhiz
Rukkyola
Friah (Niger corper)
Sent4rina
Fraiser
Dtobs
And many others
I no fit spell una Monikas correctly Sha.

Alhassanu I greet u boss, longest tym where hav u been na... Hope u dey make sense sha

BlizzydoDo:
Lols, I understand

enh enh u understand abi bur me I never understand o... Oya com expain to me

Kbs468:
Sure you deserve to be in cloud Nine for your efforts So far indeed. It's just that fraiser is unavoidably unavailable at the moment and I wouldn't want to go through another round of you know na

hmmmm I never understand una at all at all o...

Abbeyunique2:
Lol. Imagine fraiser, iambibi, rukkyola and me in d same place. commotion gidi niyen

lol... E go block o... I go giv person wahala o...

Beckytee:
abeg make I pass oooo. wu get bold 5 battery?
cc: abbeyunique logoDWhiz fraiser kbs468

sweet@ I get new one wey I never use o... Chasko tinx... Com collect am for my house for eveni...

Oyehomie:
Soooo....it's in skus alredi....nt in Eksu yet though
..


I no trust ma inlaw o..e fit dey beer parlour truly oooo.....

lol... U sabi ur inlaw na, I no get tym... If my eyes no dirty I no go fit discharge dis my new assignment wella... Oju lasan o se o

Abbeyunique2:
My friend Bayo no dey give ofo. Nah confirm sauce. Fowosh can confirm


Fraiser is in charge of Golden city customs service. Hope the guy no dey beer parlour so

lol... Padimi oju lasan o se sewere o (ordinary eyes no fit do madman)... I need to dey ok on som botus bfor I go fit face dos foreigners o... Som of dem face no dey smile

jubrealguy:
e no just wanbe......e fokasibe, how far u na......hope u don start to dey prepare down....baba, shey dem fit allow polybag cos ah look my load now, e neva full one polybag....Unless dem want make i dey carry empty box

lol...I never start to dey prepare o, bur wait o na guy I b na I no need plenty preparation, omo na dat nylon bag fit do am o because i no ready to dey carry load as I dey... Make bois get coins for hand b d koko

chisophia:
was good, yours?

babe am fyn o... Av really missed u so much o... Hope dis holdup no too much wen u dey enter city sha?

FolabiBret:
Eyin temi, iba yin o, iba olorun! Awa tun ti de o, werin don happen in my absence ke! Nor vex say I just *evaporate*, I bin jand ni jare. I don come back now.
Cc:
DTobs;
AbbeyUnique;
Fraiser;
Wittyemi;
Kbs468
EagleVision
Olasalo;
Jubrealguy;
Et al.

folabi baba ki lo n sele, ur head dey dia my G, abeg no tell anybody o... U talk sey u jand, hope u brought goodies for ur padi from sudan sha?

walexitouk:
How I wish your company can also arrange for your passenger the NYSC screening committee to screen your passenger shap shap immediately they get to camp; I for just relaze dey take my #Alomo for one corner. Loll

Happy new week my people of GC

CC:
DTOBS Fraiser Rukkyola Amodu Kbs468 Fairlyusedpant Merikims LogoDWhiz Merikims

walex I see u my man, I wish u a blissful week full of gudnews bro...

Abbeyunique2:
Lol. this one wey una dey use sweetie and darling for una self so, GC still dey part of Nigeria o #14years

I tire for DTOBS o, as I see d darlin my heart cut small o... Na hin won make me pull hin leg small make I know wetin hin dey up to..

spixytinxy:
haaaaa oko mi don't mind him ooooo, av u forgotten he is always drunk ni, alakoba ni omo fraiser u

abah u don forget sey u talk sey make I no dey drink if we won go block for where we dey block ni, because u no lyk d odour of sepe wen we dey play... So everytin wey dey happen dey clear to me welwel...

DTOBS:
*pick race* *still running at 1000km/hr*

*chisos* my people come and save me from the Vaseline guy ooooo

My night was awesome

DTOBS ur matter tire me o, no b u first call me darlin, I just won know wetin u dey up to ni o... Vasline? Yea I dey use am welwel o for my hair, abi e get oda tin wey u dey use am for ni, come share ur experience wit us o

Waooo... Finally I got my way out of dis traffic gridlock, even d siren of my convoy dey blow anyhow sef, menh see pple no just care..den dis foreigners no sabi for dis city sha, na why den no clear road b dat, no b dia fault, nd I don already tell my goons make den no de use koboko on citizens again... Make I shappaly go my office for immigration dpmt to know how much don enter... Hennesy don suffer dis nyt... Ok make I start to dey chek d mentions wey boku for dis files onto my table... D next tin now make I assign 5 policemen for my wife make dem dey help me guard am... Kiddnappers plenty among dis our forigners...

iambibi:
choii!! I don die.. ... Wharriisalldizz!!

me I don already dream sey na enugu den give me o, oya com tap from d annointin...

BlizzydoDo:
no de insult my hubby ahbeg, e no 2 early 4 responsible person 2 de bar?

babe tanks for gettin my back o... No mind dem, just let make I comot dis traffic wey I dey... Den go see dem sefs.... U re d best my sweet potato

DTOBS:
A very good and bright morning to you all in this city. How was out night?

To all the night crawlers, God is watching you oooo.

Girlysoase(am not sure I got that right), I was following your conversation with logodwhiz and will like to learn more about that!

Spixytnxy; even if paraga has blocked your eyes to see us,me will kukuma greet you. How re you and how was your journey?

Rukky+ola; long throat. Who you EPP with your naming ceremony I never use my money go comedy show na to carry am come your *blaming* ceremony. I go prefer to go use am play bet9ja sef, "aja tiri to gbera".

Fraiser darling, how are you doing? Hope the night was good.





#Countdown coming soon#

abbeyunique2 u talk sey I blong to all women nd blong to no man, com nd see dis o... DTOBS sweetie am doin fyn o, d nyt was just two beautiful because d tot of somone special feel my dream... Gudmorni... Hw ur nyt?

chisophia:
my dear, am here. have really missed a lot

you are welcom dear... Yes o u hav missed plenty o... Gudmorni babe, hw was ur nyt?