₦airaland Forum

tuffpivot:
lol oga abeg discharge dis one more dan u discharge d unofficial ones oo

lol... U no serious o... Na which unofficial ones I dey discharge, no kobalise me o

eaglevision:
baba nila we go catch tomao,im nw super duper happy,goodnyt bro nd swtdreams,lock the gate for me u hear.odaaaaaro

lock gate ke? For wia? d key to d city gate no dey my hand o, me no fit take up dat duty o unless u won make dem dey lock d gate by 10 am... Gudmorni baba... Hw ur nyt

eaglevision:
im still bouncing,liverpool got me flying,no sleeping tonight,biggest night in football this season.
Never ever ever ever give up!
#YNWA.
Dtobs,fraiser,marvluv,jubrealguy i greet.yall in klopp's name

I see u jor eyan nla...congrats on d liverpool victory...

Abbeyunique2:
take it Easy africa, fraiser math teacher, Abeg nah in Capital,
cool ur temper drastical.

lol... Abbey hw far u na... Your face just scarce anyhow... Ki lo n sele padi mi

iambibi:
lmao...that's right..... Oya come and be the immigration officer.... Your work will be to banish any foreigner that messes up!! Meanwhile no forget to collect our dues o

lol... No mind dem d unruly foreigners jare, as dem dey come we go dey show dem d exit door, gudmorni dear... Hw ur nyt

jubrealguy:
I swear my brother, ds place don dey tire me....one dey another place dey correct pple English, dey tell us make we write in full when sections plenty for NL......dah one u dey folo yarn sef dey open mouth talk say make smileeey jump inside Pacific and dem correct am, e still dey do mumu agidi..........i no juzz know how manners just find hin way elude people, cos without that manners, we can't just co-exist

lol... My padi no mind dem jare, na dat kyn pple fela dey call animal in human skin... Make person dey may hin no just relate pple in a public forum in a polite away, I no know wetin bring headache to d quetion wey I ask... Na why I tell LogoDwhiz dat tym sey we need to work on our immigration system because psychatric patients are enterin d city recently, if we no kip dem in check, it's dangerous to all d well meaning citizens of dis city... Btw gudmorni jare, hw ur nyt?

LogoDWhiz:
Well, there is nothing much that can be done.

D unruly ones will be given their size when due.

But the common offenders can be left to just wander.

Yea. I agree with you on that. They will start trooping in now.

Btw, u can handle that position.
U actually don't have a portfolio yet

lol... Infact I don dey giv dem dia sizes now, dis portfolio wey una won give me so, if I start to dey do my job make una no beg me o...na no nonsense man I b wen it comes to dischargin official duty o...

eaglevision:
*observation mode activated*

The minister isnt happy,good evening to yall my people.one love

eagle hw far na, wetin happen? Shey no b d activities of our foreigners spoil ur mood sha... Oya padimi cheer up...

Ojeifo12:
my brother, that shouldn't be your headache. The main thing is for the it to signed. Jona swallow the big fish, the big ship swallow Jona. all that matters is that there was swallow

bros e b lyk say manners travel d day wey dem born u, dis one wey u no just get any, u just dey talk lyk alien wey never live in d midst of humans bfor, if u dont know how to talk y not remain in ur village... This one you are busy showcasing d high level of your barbarism..

amodu:
BREAKING NEWS

HURRAY, me and the new DG share the same date and month of birth..........................

cc
LOGODWHIZ
KBS468
DTOBS
FRAISER
SHAMMAK
CROBBOY
OYEHOMIE
ET AL

lol... Kai... U don go press hin name for google... Anywayx nice one sha

Ojeifo12:
who signs the call up letter should not be your headache. all that matters is for it signed period.

abeg e b lyk say we been get doctor for dis city na, we need a rabies drug o, some dogs are on rampage

LogoDWhiz:
He is under the influence of weed...

Treat everything he says with zero importance...

I can see you are doing good... Nice

lmao... Pressy abeg na who dey incharge of immigrarion sef? I tink dia shub b a litu shake up, most of dis appointees re not doin dia job at all... Iambibi who do u just dat can manage GC immigration system deligently... Dia shud b strict measures in place to check dis immigrants bfor allowin dem into d city because dey will b comin enmass now dis one dat 27 is around d corner

amodu:
Do we have a new DG?

yes ooo my senator, J B Olawumi is now d outgone DG of nysc.

iambibi:
Lolz... I guess guys are ready to take up this great challenge of wooooing our pretty marvluv, to prove your luv and win her heart,...... If yes then let wooooooing begin in this order

Contender No. 1 Fairlyusedpant(u go prove this your moniker wrong today for us)

Contender No. 2 Baddestzone (i can see fire in your eyes, go bro)

Contender No 3 eaglevision( baba notin like minister for here o, a man gat to do what a man gat to do! )

Contender No 4 Fraiser (iffa hear say you be part of panel of judges, today you go show them wetin be punchlines and get your respect!! )

Great citizens of GC, this will be the toasting challenge of the century .... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional)

I believe we alll know the rules and regulations abiding this challenge, the guy she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home... .
Gracias!!!!!!

hmmmm... Am not goin into any competition o... because I dont see contenders in dos names u mention... Marvluv knows who is captivatin her heart... Ese o

Shammak:
Gbogbo PCMs in the house.. Mo prostrate



I miss Una ah swear

who are my seeing? Na my inlaw b dis? Wait first make I use my sun shade may b I go see clearly... Inlaw I don miss u taya... Hw far u na... E don tey o

marvluv:
am seeing it already..how ar u & how has been ur day??

babe am doin fyn o, my day was excellent because your excellent thought overshadow my heart all tru d day, Hw was ur day too dearie? Dont u tink its high tym u showed all dis guys trollin u d exit door, so dat u have rest of mind... Or wot do u tink?

sydneyboss:
to me I feel it's already signed by Olawunmi... cos to me I don't think that leak was fake.

If the leak cul was not fake, wot about d date? The change in date has automatically invalidated it

baddestzone:
Nice question, thought of that too.

yeap bro... If it were to be S Z Kazuare dat means our cul has not been generated yet

iambibi:
.. Lolz... Bia i dey work o.. No dey disturb me with fruit salad... Oya Go to my house and if jubrealguy is back from work, ask him to give you your fruit salad, i kept it in the refrigerator ... Before you strangle my innocent life!!

hmmm d word STRANGLE caught my attention, so you too hav notice dat in his conduct, marvluv com nd see dis...

Due to the situation of tinx now, who will sign our call up letter... Brigadier-General J B Olawumi or Brigadier-General S Z Kazaure?

LOola12:
You feel like crying? You sure ure a guy? Sighs

the fact dat am a guy does not mean my emotions shud b dead na... I saw d statement very touching nd emotional which myt not luk lyk dat to u... We see tinx differently

LOola12:
You feel like crying? You sure ure a guy? Sighs

the fact dat am a guy does not mean my emotions shud b dead na... I saw d statement very touching nd emotional which myt not luk lyk dat to u... We saw tinx differently

eaglevision:
hmmmm! i dae wish u well bt u dae wish me bad,this life sha,all because a darling decided to pitch her tent with me,goan pursue other babes na leave marvluv alone,stop embarrassing her

lol... Which u bad ke? I no fit o... Pls wait for her to make her decision bfor u start personalisin her na... Be a gentle man ok? Let's her decide ok?

iambibi:
.. Lolz.... Ur welcom sir, ofcos honorable, we respect your privacy, buh do you mean to say that you have surrendered to Mr Fraiser to be in charge of women affairs? , because it seems you are beginning to give up on the pretty Miss marvluv...

no no no eaglevision is in charge of women affairs, he is d minister of women affairs na, me i just want to b in charge of an elegant woman dat is beyond his capability.

Rukkyola:
Fraiser, better mind urself. Wch one resemble u again? Better no allow me report u 2 my husband. Shebi u know sey u dey take style toast me wen he travel. So stop it.

lol... I no dey toast u o, me just no won make wetin hin leave behind rust bfor hin com ni o... Just takin d responsibility of a loyal friend

2150 to General Olawumi... Outgoing nysc DG

eaglevision:
the wicked runs when no one is pursuing him,ur conscience dae judge u,lol. goodu morning joor

lol... My bois for town dey feed me wit uptodate info o, I always know ur next move... Gudmorni padi... Hw ur nyt

Ndejiko:
PAYMENT OF APRIL 2016 ALLOWANCE TO
PASSING OUT CORPS MEMBERS
My dear corps members of 2015 Batch A. I can
confirm that your April 2016 allowance will hit
your accounts latest tomorrow afternoon,
Thursday, 14 April, 2016, as you are passing out.
Note also that those of Stream 2 Batch A 2015
will also receive in addition, their outstanding one
no allowance.
Congratulations for a successful service year. I
wish you all the best in your future endeavours,
even as I also depart the Scheme for other
military assignment. I love you all.
Brig Gen JB Olawumi,
DG, NYSC

wao!! Dis is so touching... I feel lyk crying... I wish him resounding success in his other military assignment.

iambibi:
*focuses camera on him* Gud day sir, its no longer news that you and Mr eaglevision are having a ground of dispute and heat arguments just to clear the doubts of miss marvluv Livinus, (a pretty lady who doesn't deserve a player for a husband) about who the main king of all kings of women affairs is. Now Mr Fraiser, for the sake of the citizens and our viewers at home, can you please tell us why you should be the main king of women affairs? And why he, eaglevision becomes your assistant. Thank you very much *hands over microphone to him*

hmm hmm hmm clears my throat*collected the microphone from her* tank u iambibi d beautiful presenter, gud morni viewers @ home, u see, am always disappointed wen I hear pple sayin am in a superiority tussle wit eagle vision, its no more news dat eaglevision is one of my loyal bois in dis city bfor, I mentor him personal because he is one of d few i always find dia name in my gud book. I never see wia two captains steer a ship bfor, i can never go too low to d extent of contendin wit eaglevision, he is only tryin to b rebelious... Bur I assure u d mouth which his snail used to yab d gods he will use it to rub ground right in his front... Marvluv is a gal dat made me lost in a state of awe d very first moment I set my eyes on her nd my heart melt uner her shinnin luv... So i dont see goin for wot my heart desire as competition...tank you

eaglevision:
toooor! a whole minister is nw a boy,but cnt u do away with d insult,are u that desperate bros? marvluv i tink i cnt keep my cool anymore,gotta reply all these cheap blackmail nd character assassination attempt

abah my friend why na, am not insultin u o, its obvious u re my boi for dis city bfor u sundenly bcame rebellious, av u forgotten dat I mentor u nd influence ur ministerial position... Bur one tin I know is dat a dog dat try to bite d finger dat feeds him must b ready to face starvation, marvluv knows wia her priceless heart belongs... ok?

eaglevision:
this is too cheap,i hav never insulted u yet u keep on doin this ebryday,marvluv knws who is desperate nw

lol... Desperate ke? Insult ke? I no dey do any of dos o... Just lettin marvluv know why she deserve d best ni o

jubrealguy:
lmao.......eeeessss!!! come here......we no go allow u talk to our women like dat ooo, where is the minister of women affairs...... someone here is telling one of our very own to jump inside Pacific amd u dey dere dey follow womam upandan
cc eaglevision

na why I said den go soon sack am for negligence of duty b dat... E leave hin work dey stalk my bae upandan

Rukkyola:
Hmmm.... Fraiser, lemme tell u something. My sent4rina don come back o. But imagine, he no gree ask of him children name. U sure say ur friend dey okay?

lol... U mean sent4rina never ask for d kids name? Ehya no b him fault jor, u know hin just arrive from d moon wia atmosphere nd humans no dey, he has been livin wit aliens for som months now, he will need more tym to adapt to human activities again...pls b patient wit my friend... Gudmorni... Hw ur nyt?