₦airaland Forum

fairlyusedpant:
it is people like you that fail jamb 10 times and start blaming dibu ojerinde the innocent man, the percentage of your brain moves downwards just like the percentage of your battery life...

o'boi dis one na bullet back to back... My guy no just get mercy...

girlyesosae:
Then it's simple. Just don't read it and save yourself the migraine. I personally don't like reading shorthand texts but I can't impose or force them to write in full because it doesn't suit me. Like its not even a big deal.
To each is his own. The same way people that prefer shorthand will complain over people that like writing long grammar.

If your complaining about what they will teach the children when they are posted or how they will cope in future jobs there are better ways to go about it than berating them.
Do Better

even if dem put gun for my head, I no go stop to dey speak pidgin for nairaland nd write d instead of the... If she tink sey I know sabi book ko bere mi lowo awon to momi... Wen does nairaland turn to lecture room ti a dema maa soyinbo... Oyinbo gan o gbo yoruba, babe dont mind dat prof jare, make she go turn her grammer to cheque book... If she follow my goons talk english awon temi a ni ko calm down, nitoripe oyinbo o gbo yoruba... Iyalaya english

XiomaraXO:
I'm not perfect...I'm very far from it.
Take a cue from people like crobboy,Fraih,kb468 and LogoDwhiz and some others I can't remember right now
They write well
I don't experience migraine headaches by reading their write-ups.
Do better.

pls ma come and corrected my english d day wen dem start to dey use english withraw money from ATM, english my foot... Iyalaya english... Pidgin ti take over.... Oyinbo o jawo mo

DTOBS:
My people my people....
How are you all doing....

I don't know what my offense was oooo, I was just slammed a 24hours ban by the MOD ni ooo...even those that need the ban sed no get am.
Who even know maybe after this posting sef,comes another ban! If not,then countdown WL follow.

lol... Dis ban wey dem dey ban una no b here o... Gudmorni, hw ur nyt...

VillageGOAT:
baba, i don hide ooo, if rukkyola no see me, she go use moimoi and egg with beans take cook for the naming ceremony, because without goat meat there can be no fried rice

as for my two plots of land, no remaining space, the land has been occupied, but i will discuss with the governor of ogun state to borrow me half plot of land for the nysc camp, the camp will be built by the best quality engineers from germany, every corp member would have a private jet to transport them to their PPA, there would also be free meal for them, 4 times a day, air condition will be there, fridge and others... i will try my best to put finishing touches to the camp, it will take 50 years to finish.... Thank you...

lol... No worry I don giv contract to som of my bois make dem supply crab wey we go use for d namin so u re safe for d city... As per dat ur nysc camp wey u won build, I go advise make u chill till u finish am bfor u go camp so dat u go fit enjoy d first class facilities d only tin b say na u nd grand child go serve @ d same tym....

jubrealguy:
weyrey reee ooooo

e bawa mu so oo...lol...

Rosey33:
Hello Mr. Typo Slayer, I guess u didn't notice ur own error. You either use 'you are' or 'you're' in a sentence and not both. Don't thank me, what are friends for?

wao... I luv dis...

jubrealguy:
no mind dem, for ds kind time wey we dey wait for CUL, i no know relevant info dem dey find upandan, i dey okay bro, night was perfect, e beta as u close border like dat. How weekend dey go bruh!

lol... Border yaf closed lyk dat... Baba I still dey luk d weekend lyk lukman o, I never know how e go b, e fit b sey na house go do am truout bur if control enter from padis, igboro will take over..

MissOyin:
Good Morning evryone. Missed u all
Thanks for all d mentions.


Btw: sydneyboss thanks 4 d airtym.

gud morni dear... Its been awhile, hope u re gud... Bur wait o, hw u take get d airtym u wey no dey online since... I fear you o

Abbeyunique2:
Bro, there is a search icon on nairaland for a reason, if you need info use the search icon. just make sure u type the right keywords.
Also Bro, not every1 is serious like you and that doesnt make them less human. some sees this thread as a platform to interact, relate and coexist virtually with respect. I havent met most people on this platform for real life and i could swear that if we meet in the nearest future, we will relate as if we've been seeing eachother for eons. Nigerians cohabitating virtually with one another without conflict acting as one family from different institutions, courses, principle, religion and ideologies . that is how i view this room. so Bro, respect peeps and stop condemning them becos they are doing what you dont like. that way Nigeria would be great again. thanks

you are too much padi, nice writeup..

mimzy:
Thank u ma'am. I appreciate

Smellymouth I see u

I really love your signature, I tink u deserve my support for dat...

Rukkyola:
I just new it. Immediately one intruder pops in to talk rubb*sh, others will follow. Abeggiii, u & Yusuff should stop disturbing my peace. I don't have paracetamol to treat headache.
After all, I have never read any reasonable NYSC related info 4rm u guys b4
So sharap & go 2 bed. I will quote u when we discuss relevant NYSC issue & daz if u would pay me.
Eshey!

lol... U b better PA jor, ur head dey dia...

jubrealguy:
my padi, u can create ur own thread and turn it to what u want to see......no fight for church, u pray.....I talk amen

lol... Ride on padi... I dey ur back, I no dey around yesterday, I just dey see am dis morni sey den d rebels don go plan to attack our city again... I don go shapally close border dis morni. Morni padi, hw ur nyt?

yusuff214:
pls what is this forum for?
think it is meant to be an information forum not the other way round

nobody is stoping u from sharing any information u av bro...

Rukkyola:
Chai! Fraiser! Y u no go mention monicker b4 Ehen? Later u go dey form sey u sabi book. I wonder where my husband take jam u 4 dis life. Ur matter don tire me.

see you... You tin sey I b lyk u wey no dey read instruction bfor answering question, lecturer go talk sey make u highlight you go dey explain, den go talk sey answer 3 out of 5, u go answer all d five nd no b sey u sabi wetin u dey write o, atlast person wey answer just 2 go sccore 75% u wey answer d whole 5 go score 30%.... Now na who b ololdo.... In short always follow instruction, den no talk sey make u mention ur name nd dat of sent4rina wey u write for dia...olodo... Sha gud morni, shey u sleep well?

LogoDWhiz:
Weldone!

you gallant bro... Gudmorni hw ur nyt?

Smellymouth:
The way we hail Fraiser when he bring the fish come :::

lol... Dis your grand welcom no b small tin o, no vex sey I no bring d fish yesterday, na wen my bois reach river jordan na hin den see sey d river don dry... Den com proceed to river nile, den suppose see fish bring com today...

1* Lovers clique - den plenty for her cc LogoGwhiz . Fraih

tuffpivot:
u knw d unofficials na... Dey re always shapey nd curvy... Hapi weekend my broda

lol... You wanto corrupted nd implicated me... I rejected it... Wish u a blissful weekend too

LogoDwhiz are will going to mention monicker in d category we won to vote for or just choose d category alone

Smellymouth:
My 'fifu',i Comrade Smello aka Chairman of the Nairaland Omo-onile Association (NLOOA), a distinguished friend of the house hereby declare that your alawee shall be increased to #30,000 monthly

Jubrealguy, abeg where the drinks?
VillageGOAT, where the goat meat pepper soup?
Fraiser, where the barbecue fish?
SMartins1, you don kill the cow?
LogoDWhiz, you don bring the Alomo Bitters?


***Na mimzy be my candidate for miss NL oo**

Alaga 1, the Baale of Romanceland has spoken
UP ASSO!!

alaga I dey ooo, d barbecue go delay small o because den just won go catch d fish wey dem go use for river jordan... Just chill den go soon bring dem com.

VillageGOAT:
The eagle has finally landed...

Good morning my fellow americans..

Sorry i mean good evening my fellow nigerians

chief otutupoyoyo 1 of adamsaka village from the tribe of aba, the man who has two plots of land in ota and plans to build a university, a shopping mall and a sky scrapper has just landed from china after a five day visit to the great city...

I greet una my people
iambibi
logodwhiz
fraiser
abbeyunique
fraih
rukkyola
qutyjoice
dtobs
crobboy
and others ...

kai villageGoat why come arrive d city for dis tym wey rukkyola nd her husband dey plan d namin ceremony of dia childs... U better go hide now o... Baba u re welcom, hw ur journey na abeg remain small space to build nysc camp for dat ur two plots of land

Qutyjoice:
Brotherly the surest haha nao, no vex abeg...On my kneels.

Plsssssssssssss, I no go do am again. Good pm sa

enh enh o sese n soro... Bawo ni omo rere b iyan... Oya dide dide gbera nle... Hw was ur day... Hope ur husband is still faithful lyk me... I dont even doubt because I always pray both day nd nyt make my inlaws have d type of my faithfulness

Shammak:
Hahaha
I'm sure that was a joke.. You ain't gon' try that

Cain bi ti bawo
**Qutyjoice oya do the needful

abah she sabi me na, she know wetin I fit do... Am a disciplinarian... Mi o gba gbere rara... Aburo mi lo je

Qutyjoice:
Dancing, Singing, Jumping, Shouting, Waving, laughing........See uncle Shammak, chaii where have you bin since all this while, what ya doing to my Sist is not good o....Sist Fraih is happily happy now that her husband is back from Holyghost mountain(lol) Happy for you.

I just dey look you, you enter dis city u forget sey u get egbon for here, u don forget sey pikin no dey big pass cain abi... because u don marry now, u tink I no fit tell u make u knee down abi... Continuu

walexitouk:
Good afternoon my people of Golden City. Nice to see different updates here about we going on 27th but please have not hear from my uncle and my brother with releable source this time around about we going on 27th but I believe we most start going by 27th.

Alhaji amodu I salute you. Juma't Kareem
DTOBS
Fraiser oko blizzydodo
LogoDWhiz oko merikims
Kbs468 were is my uncle?
iambibi dearie with minister Rukkyola the flavour
Qutyjoice and shammak for Fraiser
Well done for the good work and we shall be at the top.
I never see my fruit salad chop for some days or we no fit take fruit salad twice on GC.loll

padimi nla I dey see u lyk sikirat, hw ur syd na...no doubt u dey make sense... Yea naso we are gettin to d top nd we are takin over, d sky can not even b our limit because humans now travel beyond d sky...

Rukkyola:
Pressy, don't u know u are a yeye president
If I should become a security agent in this city, I wud lock up every citizen including u with the exception of my sent4rina. If I should become a judge, I would sentence u all to death by hanging.
Na 2 dey jolly with my sent4rina & our triplets go remain 4 me.

only u nd sent4rina won dey enjoy una life for dis city, you don been see where two trees dey make forest? I shake my head for u o

jubrealguy:
Nyt was great bro.....I hope urs was great too? Baba, make sure say u discharge ur duties well.....i go dey support u for one side, u r nt alone jare....

lol... Baba I dey ok jare... Hope d sun was not too much today?

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. No lele.
just apply caution.
And know that at times the best medicine is silence.
It can pain..

yea...I beleive u... U re too much bro

Oyehomie:
Abeg na which forum b dat one nah

na dis our forum o, na so me sef see am

Rukkyola:
Lol @ 'make una no beg me o'. Abeg employ me as ur personal assistant. I go dey stay 4 ur back, but if d worse wan shelle, na OYO I go leave u o. I go just commot my shoe run leave u.

lol... Notin lyk worst jare... Omo akin ni mi, mi o gbodo sojo, so ti ye e? Gudmorni,,, hw ur nyt

flamingsword1:
That was how nysc DG was fired and a new DG appointed.congratulations to Brigadier- General S.Z. Kazaure. New Nysc DG

not fired bro bur redeployed to face other military assignment