₦airaland Forum

chymi:
Yeah am back, 7-9 tins are you a Christian or Muslim

wao... Datz awsome... I lyk dat kind of service... Am a christian babe bur I didnt go to church today... Babe wots ur plans for today, I will consider it as a privilege if u can sacrifice few hours for me out of ur precious tym, just to go out nd enjoy som cool moments togeda, probably a cinema of amusement park.

chymi:
good morning sir...I had a splendid nyt rest and how was urs

mine was cool nd calm bur kinda short, its nice having u around dis morni wen d city kind of scanty wit citizens, ur company wil be of utmost value, btw way are u back from church or u are a muslim?

Qutyjoice:
I am very disappointed in this group, and let me just warn you people about this, I do give you all the respect you deserve but there are certain things I won't tolerate from you and I want to serve this as a warning to you before it gets out of hand.

















How can you go around telling everybody that i said today is PALM SUNDAY? Haha......why are you scared.......go on make others panic as i did to you now . Let me be the first to wish you ? HAPPY Palm sunday niggas/niggress (Invincible) God's general







Be good!

o'boi u get me small o...nice one sha... Gud morni... Happy palm sunday

walexitouk:
I get you and no time to waste. Badoo

no tym to chek tym broda

chymi:
wahala dey o, every sit is occupied which sit con dey empty

get a new battery into ur search lyt babe, hw will you say all d sits are occupied wen am right here wit u... Btw gud morni, hope u really enjoyed dat ur blissful nyt

Kbs468:
Chymi, By the way, you no gree board the Jet ✈ wey Jubrealguy negotiated for you? Abi you dey fear Iambibi ni?

she can never board d jet, wen am bringing a yatch, she deserve absolute comfort.

Kbs468:
Correct Amaka. E b like say na you we go invite to do naming for Sent4rina and Rukkyola's Baby after delivery ooo because the expectant Papa Ibeji himself no get opposition d day wey hin mention dis our Republic as GOLDEN CITY ooo.

Even though na only our TAIYE PELU KEHINDE still remain the only AUTHENTIC TWINS for this GOLDEN CITY oo while others are still about giving birth to till date ooo. Abi na jealousy dey make them announce their wishes and wants too.

By the way, again the only Man with AUTHENTIC TWIN BRO is me and he runs an eatery joint that I know you would love and cherish wen I carry you go visiting one day oo.

See hin sign board below and not like Fraiser and Fraih nor Iambibi and Iamdynamite wey dey claim TWINS UPADAN.

fraiser nd fraih, d best twinnie of all tym

Kbs468:
Wetin Nothing bad for the word jare. Na d reason wey make oyinbo dey talk him language well well b dat sotey e dey take classify words too like say Yoruba people dey classify TAIYE PELU KEHINDE

Hausa go say HASSAN DA HUSSAINI or HASSANA DA HUSSEINA

Igbo people dey say OBIEZE NA OBIEFULE even though I no sure whether e correct or not just like when I asked about DAALU NU OO wey I no sure say anybody answer me sef.

Oya CROBBOY, all the above na to satisfy your prophesy ooo.

Oya Fraiser, Enheeen, what I am saying is that oyinbo say most of, if not all words get CONOTATIVE AND DENOTATIVE meaning or classification oo as a proof say the people of the NIGER AREA na confirm people wey God himself recognises.

Ok listen again oo, Even if I say 'TRUST ME WE GO SOON GET OUR SWAGG BACK' no mean say Imam and pastors dey visit Iya Ibeji mi aka SPIXYTINXY'S PARAGA ENTERPRISE CENTER NA

lol... Kai... U sabi talk o... Gudmorni hw ur nyt

Good morning and happy sunday to all the ladies and gentle men of golden city

Abbeyunique2:
when two elephants are fightin. nah Blizzydodo go suffer becos nkan tia se ti ile fi jo, nah everybody go know.

wetin b dat? No dey threaten me jor, e nor fit work meanwhile gud morni hw ur nyt, happy sunday

gudnyt guys... Which u all nice sleep... Tomoro is anoda day

iambibi:
.. Wats dis one sayin..... Abi na u wey ur blood don turn paraga b sickler ..... Shebi u say u don change.... We neva still see d change

hw far u shey u don feed d boi hin pap finish? Hin suppose don go sleep by now, so hw dis nyt go b na

Chommieblaq:
Iamdynamite get money scatter, as nysc dey post us, he wan carry me go Paris.

ehya... Which of d paris o, because d paris wey I know plenty o

jubrealguy:
if u see the kind big star wey i trail, i bn wan give up before....i no know say na iambibi i dey go meet....I just thank God say i no give up. Oshey ore mi....d one wey u talk don do, goan sleep

alfa... Shey dat pap don do u? Abi make I help u arrange garri nd kulikuli

Abbeyunique2:
em Egbon fraiser, if nah best man u want, i would make u one when me and beckytee are renewing our vow

no b ''best man'' I talk, na ''best'' ''man'' oya pronounce am again

iambibi:
.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.. Weda na my partner in crime abi na wetin... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

Abbeyunique2:
That's ur friend's wife you kow. I go break bottles o. if nah joke stop am

na me talk sey make my padi no sabi care for woman? Na free world everybody dey o

iambibi:
.. Lmao.. Babe.. By d time iamdynamite finsh... Ur head go burst join!!

how are head no go burst wen she marry dynamite, wetin dem dey use break stone, her head no hard reach stone na

jubrealguy:
okay......pap will do........chai!! I really married well

naso ore, u get luck welwel

Chommieblaq:
Ma Love don't cost a thing.

na because of sey u never meet person wey get better money for hand o

Chommieblaq:
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

abi na... Me self go start to dey talk akure dialect o

jubrealguy:
baby......why begging me wit the God na, people esp foreigners wud b thinking m one wicked husband now.......in fact, o don't wantu stress u....lemme sleep like dat. Looking at ur face all night is enough food

kai I shake my head for u, insecurity don collect ur right has an husband comot ur hand, u don turn gbewudani

iambibi:
.. Lolz...ladi kwali pot... Den dah pot must be a fine pot...

ok I hear, just try me

iambibi:
.. Whaaaattttttt!! Babe... And u say u dnt have appetite..its already late for dat na.. . Dear for d luv of God take pap naa.. Abeg.. Na beg i dey beg..

lol... Make ur house boi... Oh sorry ur husband dey take pap sleep, hin b sickler? Nawa o

jubrealguy:
lol.....me just dey wait make dem postpone am to august, na dat time dem go see d real me......buh i fit boro u my twitter account oo, make u run show ur talent make una no allow presido dey alone.
Meanwhile na protest dtobs go protest wey dem possess hin possession, ori iya mi no go allow me protest

lmaoooooo, fuc.k u bad o, person wey u suppose dey respect sey hin b activist, see how u finish am... Wit d kyn tin wey dey happen for dis city, even if nysc talk sey na december camp go open, bois no go try comot go protest again

iambibi:
..dnt mind me dear... Am so sorry i left u like dah.... Oya tell me... Wat do u want to eat...

babe go nd prepare two hungry man pack for d boy so dat hin go belle full sleep quick quick, I need ur attention

jubrealguy:
baby, u avnt cooked now, where else will i get food if not from u?

oya go chop make u go sleep, I won follow ur wife reason

tuffpivot:
my sista even d devil disguises as an angel of light ooo.... Tread cautiously... Better still no thread

owkeee... na u won b d latest follow com abi, God pass u o

tuffpivot:
lol father don spoil dis days... I rather turn monk 4 monastery

lol... If I come put reverend bfor d father nko?

iambibi:
Jubrealguy... Hav u eaten

oya go give d boy hin fud make we com reason jor, I don dey miss u already, I no want make u dey far from me

iambibi:
..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

spixytinxy:
so wat d big deal, se mk im no come my shop ni

I tire o