₦airaland Forum

LogoDWhiz:
Fraiser.. Welcome back on board

pressy I dey hail u bro, respect sir

DTOBS:
My brother,our people do say "e ni to ba dake, ti e aba dake"...
Since e be say na Hausa iambibi wan take dey do corner corner for me,na so me sef enter my abokis (water melon and suya seller) friend's side go learn small one ooo

lol... D babe sef suppose score u high, to learn a language within two days means u re highly determined nd talented. U really try

SC31:
No now naa December 25th we want,shey you don forget ni

ok no wahala make I go follow DG talk again

oyxah:
Hahaha.

lol... Dont blive u later saw dat, hw was ur day babe, its been awhile

Aghans:
na 8pm

ok no wahala make I go prepare

Aghans:
lol, d venue na dis great golden city. 4 babe matter no worry, dis city gather babe well. All our babes dem promise me say dem go show up

enh enh e make sense lyk dat bur u go book 4 babes for me wey go dey around me, I no dey fit talk wel If babes no dey around, d mic sef no go gree carry my voice com out

Aghans:
my guy i don settle everything b4, i sure say spixytinxy 4get. Anyway Wetin u go tak. Abeg help time don dey go. I won go baf.

ok make I first reason u make ur party no com flop, we go talk about money wen spixytinxy don come, oya giv me d venue, hope sey d mic, speaker nd everytin don set. Lest I forget na 3 ratio 1 guys nd gals gaz be o, I no dey do MC for gay party, gals must plenty

Aghans:
she say na she b manager. She stil talk say if i her i don already see u.
So hw we go go am nw, time don almost reach

bur u for wait make d boss give u go ahead na, na which tym b d bash sef?

Richiy:
Because you are not a grammarian does not mean that you should not write in an appealing way. What happened to the rest of the words you abbreviated? Dude!!

menh see panel of gudges

girlyesosae:
Haba. She was just joking now. The people that know saw it did so unofficially from a leak in the site which has been blocked. The rest of us cant know till printing of CUL or if there is another leak.
Its all fun and games here. Its never that serious oh

shey na u b dis? Or I dey dream

Aghans:
SMartins1 d drink don ready?
Qutyjoice and spixytinxy d food don ready?
D party go soon start.
fraiser d MC hop u don set?

set without money? If no b spixytinxy wey specially follow me talk on ur behalv I for no show up, I stab a meeting wit PMB because of ur party, now u dey tell me sey u don pay my money giv spixy wey, d money wey she go take stock her shop wit paraga. U better follow me reason wella now bfor its too late

Testimony89:
Bt I want both nd I want to be mor dan jst a friend.... I fought tooth n nail jst to prove my feelings n faithfulness to u.....I don't kno how to write poem or love letter bt pls com n b d woman dat drives away my loneliness out of this city, though rose is not the most beautiful flower bt I'll alws show u wot maks it the most special n valued.... I want to build a home, a relationship wit no differences bt full of peace, love nd happiness wit u, the one wit an unbreakable nd beautiful bond btw father, mother nd children, one dat will all d babes in GC to be drooling nd envy...... Words will neva be enof to express the kind of family I lik to build wit u.... I'm really short of words bt pls tak my hands baby nd b my new mother... Lol

iambibi are u seeing dis? Hope u have documented it?

Aghans:
na me call u na, August too close na, u 4 beg dem for December 31st. We d citizen of dis great golden city are sending u back to negotiate for 31st of December

hw far u abi make I reason wit dem make dem shift am go february next yr because as I dey lyk dis I won make my beared tick welwel bfor I go service

DTOBS:
Chommieblaq! Chommieblaq!
Na bude idona,Haske kamar na walkiya ya keto
Don ganinka.
Lebe na karkarwar murna, Baki zai sha zumar bakin masoyi
Kai! Irin wannan lagwada
Ga zuma
Ga kuma madara za ta kwarara
Jiki fa ya rude
Samun natsuwa fa sai masoyi da masoyiya
Sun dulmiya a cikin gwagwarmayar kauna
Sai sun hade. . .

DTOBS I fear u o, d kyn guys wey we get for dis city dey para o, u don shapally go get abok.i friend wey don teach u hausa within two days?

SC31:
Nysc makes me think that the brain of an ant is larger than theirs,how do they expect us to be prepared within 3 days (24-27) and also travel.....which way Nigeria

babe you just have to try as much as possible to adjust to dem o, dey are doin dat to send a signal to us d kind of tinx we should expect during d service year. D tin is u just av to b well prepared bfor cul comes out nd ready to embark on d farthest journey should dat b d case eventually... Dia is notin lyk luxury in dia dictionary. D earlier u accept d fact dat u do everytin at dia own will nd not at ur own will d better it is o

Aghans:
amen.
Hop spixytinxy give d money wen i pay 4 u 2 MC d party 4 dis city at 8pm

money ke? She never follow me talk anytin o, you never even know my price bfor u dey give her money

Aghans:
i dey cal am he no dey pick, Abeg help me stil cal am

na u dey call me since? I see ur 50 missed calls, I was in a meeting wit d DG den, we were discussing hw we go take shift campin from april 27 to august 30, april 23 is my wedding nd I go use may, june nd july for my horneymoon. So anytin d matter? Am in a hurry I still hav anoda meeting

spixytinxy:
Villagegoat u waka well ooooo, na Saturday I go kill u, me nd fraiser don agree to use do asun

I don already buy maggi nd onion, dis tym around no more escape

DTOBS:
You re welcome back bro

yes boss

hardie14:
hello peeps.
please i need IT placement for my sister asap. she is studying biochemistry. please i will be glad for any assistance.
cc
fraiser, fraih, crobboy, drjoshua2000, dtobs, biotechshola, shammak, logodwhiz, rukkyola, spixytinxy, chommieblaq, jubrealguy, qutyjoice, molakem
all biochemist
everyone that i didnt mention.
thanks all.

alryt babe... Noted...I will beep u if I get a good placement, tell her dat I send my greetinx

Sent4rina:
Iambibi, dtobs, fraiser ksb468 et al.. Una thank u o, me nd mai rukkyola don reconcile and we are happy 2geda like b4..

dont mention, wot re friends for

eaglevision:
gooodu afternoon to yall GC fam,hope service went well for those wey go church,abi una don open church for here?

akansee that some single and desperate guys don enta here dae marry our babes with juju,if the law catches up on u,una go smell pepper.either oyehomie,fraiser or my humble sef d minister for women affairs is notified of ur intentions or else 10yrs imprisonment in kirikiri prison GC annex is waiting for u.

no mind dem padi, den no won follow protocol, GC inland security go soon dey after dem

Abbeyunique2:
u don vex.
sorry bro, tot we are just joking around. no pun intended though. **
u be ma paddy nah if u vex, nah to just give u ablution water (omi age ikirun)

lol... Fear don catch my guy, ase o ti e le, mo ko e laya je, o sare kabakaba... Na shakara I dey baba

Mehn! I no just believe sey na me b dis for GC, after all d setup...everytin around me just colude set me up since yesterday afternoon... Network, phone, nepa all of dem... Nawa o... All d same I tank God for d journey mercy back to d city sha... Wen I even dem com sef plenty potholes for sky no let my plane run welwel... I specially salute d pressy of dis city LogoDwhiz, d info minister kbs468, members of my family blizzydoDo, fraih, qutyjoice, shammak nd oyehomie, my ever sure padis eaglevision, abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, sent4rina, Folabibret, Smartins, DTOBS, crobboy, my Godson sirguy542, my sugar mama spixytinxy, my partners in trouble making iambibi nd rukkyola, my easter asun villagoat, d beautiful baes around beckytee, chommieblaq, merikims, SC31chymi nd molakems. And to all d esteem citizens of GC I doff my cap, I also wish d celebrants of today Aghans nd opiscoal a resounding happy birthday, longlife nd prosperity.

Abbeyunique2:
we are friends as long as you say u stay off my wife

I strongly advice u dont see wot I said as a joke because no fuc.kup must go untreated even if its comin from a brother. I easily lose my temper seeing dos tinx

Beckytee:
better be more confuse. who ur wife go follow go cinema abi aos wives no dey go cinema

I still dont understand you

Abbeyunique2:
welcome once again.
tip; avoid the guy called fraiser. he is a Cassanova extraordinaire. thank me later

do u know u are stepping on my toes? I dont lyk it wen u incite people against me, dont force me to act negatively against you.... We are supposed to b friends

Abbeyunique2:
he is an unrepentant womanizer. it's his talent. you can't change him

dat means u are so rigid dat u can even go to cinema wit a female friend, nawa for u o... U really need to b civilised

Abbeyunique2:
repent, end time is near

baba u dey suprise me o

Beckytee:
hmmm! as dem talk am, na so e be. even on sunday!

hmmm so d tin is I shud not b friendly wit women again, I dont know wot is wrong in goin to a cinema wit a friend, lyk am confused

Abbeyunique2:
sheybi i told you and u no want believe. the guy didn't deserve ur love.

you don find me come here again, hmmm na u I pity pass, anyway me sef know sey u know sey u don lose ur wife already

BlizzydoDo:
Fraiser yuu no go church?

babe gudmorni... Hw was ur gorgeous nyt? I didnt go jor... I slept late yesterday so I woke up late dis morni, wot about u? Are u back?